#My children.

[kunshokunsho]

WIP OF THE SILLIES

[lumagarden]

bffies!! (the sillies)

[gravestone-sys]

these are my sons Crustler and Grispy.

Grispy deserves nothing good in life and Crustler has every disease.

[sleepy-energy]

I swear to God, if there is a Peter Nureyev betrayal and Juno ends up hurt and they separate again or if Peter leaves again...

I don't know what I will do but it won't be pretty.

[asmo-d3us]

Slytherin Skittles (+ James and Peter) when Kidnapped

James Potter:

Is screaming for help and to be let go. Is literally panicking like he's abt to die (valid).

Starts beat-boxing from the stress of it all.

Thinks about Reg and how he's doing right now bc the kidnapper told him that he isn't the only person kidnapped that he knows.

Starts rapping and the kidnapper(s) are crying to themselves bc they're stuck with this thing.

Is always wailing and sobbing and not shutting his mouth to the point where the kidnapper decides to let him go bc it's getting annoying.

Peter Pettigrew:

He's the one doing the kidnapping.

He would probably be sobbing quietly, and when told to shut up he would get all angry like, "MAN THE LEAST YOU COULD'VE DONE WAS GIVE ME A SNACK??"

He would end up eating the kidnapper. That's literally the only way he gets out. (no, it's not bc he's overweight, it's bc he actually would.)

James and Sirius are terrified of him, and Remus is concerned when they find out.

Dorcas Meadows:

Is just fucking scary. She’ll just sit there and stare at you with the evilest most darkest most degrading glare in the world.

It feels like your mother is disappointed in you or some shit.

Would sing creepy songs from movies/shows just so the kidnappers would shit their pants.

Eventually there’s silence and they enter the room to see what’s up, and all they get is a stab in the eye from her nails, a rope wrapped around their throat, broken (sharp) chair legs shoved into their legs and arms, and tape slapped against their mouths so they die quietly.

When she stumbles across her friends and shares with them how she escaped, they all cheer her on. (James is crying).

Regulus Black:

He would state the weirdest and most darkest facts known to human kind, and it unsettles the kidnapper.

Would start laughing like a maniac at random moments of his time spent there. This is all his amazing acting, btw.

Demands to know how his friends are and how James is. He uses his tactics to find out their plan and how to get out.

Will start screaming until his voice cracks and breaks off.

The kidnappers can’t take it anymore so they let him go. He kills them with a flick of his wrist.

Evan Rosier and Barty Crouch Jr:

These two mfs would be kidnapped together.

They would roast the absolute shit out of the kidnapper, it would be so bad to the point where they had to leave the room to sob.

Regulus would be proud.

“Bruh..what are those shoes bruh 💀” “man, I ain’t got no clue don’t ask me. They don’t even look like shoes they look like sum Victorian era lookin ass slice of bread 💀” “1, 2, buckle my shoe type shi 🤣”

They’re low key kind of funny and the kidnapper sometimes has to stifle their laughter.

The only way they get out is bc they bully the kidnapper so much to the point where they start hysterically having a mental breakdown and give them a knife so they cut their ropes and leave. (They murder him while making sadistic jokes).

Pandora Rosier:

She would never get kidnapped. No one would dare try it, because they wouldn’t be able to.

Let’s say if she was somehow able to be kidnapped, she would most definitely start humming to herself and dancing in her chair.

The kidnappers would have no problem with this, thinking their plans are going smoothly, until her eyes glaze over and begin to widen, and her body begins to tremble.

She starts to explain their cause of death, when they die, how they die, if they get murdered, how, when, by who? She states their full names, their families full names, their appearance, their family history, etc.

She starts laughing at the end of it like it’s some joke and the kidnappers silently let her go. (She forces them to bow to her, just for shits and giggles.)

When Evan hears this, he kisses her forehead and says, “See, these visions aren’t all that bad, are they?”

[running-in-the-dark]

I've got one reason to stay alive and it just arrived in the mail

[atvbs]

sea slog collection

[inbabylontheywept]

my grandpa was a good man. and it really wasnt his fault - recreationally lying to kids is a proud family tradition - but he told me, once, that cutting a worm in half resulted in two worms.

i think he said it so i'd be more morally okay with fishing? i actually dont remember the context.

point was, he told me this, and he understimated (by a very large margin) how much i liked worms. i was a worm boy. very wormy. and after hearing that, i went home, and i dug through the garden, flipped over every rock, did everything i could to gather as many worms as i could, and then i uh.

i cut them all in half. every worm i could find. all of them. with scissors.

i then took this pile of split worms, and i put them in a box with a bit of lettuce and some water and stuff and went to bed expecting to double my worms overnight. i have math autism, so i had a vague understanding that if i did this just a few times in a row, i would eventually have a completely unreasonable amount of worms.

i was very excited to become this plane's worm emperor.

(i think i was...six?)

anyway, i did not become the inheritor of the worm crown. i instead woke up to a box of dead worms and cried. a lot. i got diagnosed with panic attacks as a teenager, but i think i had them as a kid, i just had no idea what they were. i was kind of processing that a.) i had killed what i had assumed was every single worm in my yard, and thus would have no more worms, and b). i was going to like, worm hell.

(six year babylon spent a lot of time worrying about god.)

so i kind of freaked out, and i climbed a tree, because god can only smite you if you're touching the ground (?) and i sat up there mostly inconsolable until my mom came out and asked, hey, what's up? what happened?

so i explained to her that i had killed all of the worms, forever, and was also Damned, and she took me to the compost pile, and we dug for all of five seconds and found like twenty more worms.

the compost pile was full of worms.

she then told me that a). there were more worms, and we could put them back under rocks and stuff and recolonize our yard and b). that one day, i would die, and go to heaven, and be able to talk to the worms face to face. that i'd be able to tell them all that i was very sorry, and that i killed them on accident, driven only by excessive Love, and that she was positive they would forgive me because worms have six hearts and no malice.

at that point, i think i was sixty percent tear-snot by weight, and i had no choice but to gather enough worms that i could hug them. which my mom helped with. and then after that she helped me put some worms back under each rock.

and for my epilogue: i spent a significant portion of my childhood in trees. and for many years after, even when my mom didnt know i was watching, i would catch her giving the space under the rocks a light spritz with the hose. not because she loved worms.

but because she loved me.

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[hansoeii]

they seem to be very good friends!

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

"Robin brings light to the darkness" or something

[shiftythrifting]

My Little Pony book with a death spell inside. Yes, it most definitely came home with me

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[noble-kale]

For me, dulce de leche is first, but vanilla is a close 2nd. But what's your favorite? Did I skip it?

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raffle + flyers + art raffle + vet

[waveoftheocean]

wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!