#My beloved idiots

[menace-behaviour]

*Station 118 Shift Swap Group Chat*

B-Shift Paramedic: I need to swap out on Saturday. Someone HMU please.

Bobby: Wait, so HMU isn't "hold my umbrella"?

Chimney: No. It’s actually "hummer med underkläder", which means "I love you" in Swedish and I think that's beautiful.

Eddie: "Hummer med underkläder" means "Lobster with panties".

Hen: How do you even know that?

Eddie: My Mother wanted at least one child that could speak to her parents when they called so she wouldn’t have to.

Chimney: You know what, Diaz. Your childhood trauma and resulting multilingualism is really getting in the way of my best work.

Eddie: Your best work? Tricking Bobby into thinking hook-up slang means something innocent?

Bobby: HOOK-UP SLANG!!?!? I texted the Commissioner “HMU” during that hurricane last week??

Chimney: *Ignoring Bobby* That’s “Gaslighting the Elderly” to you, Rosetta Stone.

[notscarsafe]

Etho, Hypno, and Joe are all running vaults on his stream today (Nov 27th '23) and it's bringing me so much joy. They haven't made it out of a single vault yet with all three alive. Joe had to mount a heroic rescue mission to carry out the ghosts of the other two despite being 8 levels lower. Why is it only 100 days???

[cutebottledspider]

How is it even legal to have these two pairs of eyes in the same show, at the same time, looking at each other like that?

[penthousedragon]

Did a friends oc for V--Venne (redhead)

[a-traveling-void-human]

I get that you love angst.. but like- other than a misunderstanding or a nature disaster or death, I can't see Izuku or Katsuki leaving each other. Like, both of their lives are so intertwined with each other's that I can't see the list below me happening to them at all:

- Cheating on another

Izuku will cry and yeets himself out of the window before that thought came by his peripheral and Katsuki, bro literally planed 8 years of his life bringing his beloved dreams back. Inshort, they're obsessed your honor.

- Having other partners

This, uh- this is just a biased opinion for me. I HC both of them to be Demi- (Demi Bi and Demi gay-)

- Break up?

Huh? I mean, this could happened but I doubt it be permanent..

- Actually getting together. Yeah

Lmao as much as I love them both together, I feel like they'll play chicken for the rest of their lives. Gay and In denial, my favorite shit in history fr. All of their friends are sick of their bullshit that they'll book a love hotel just for the two so they can fucking stop and confess.

My two idiots.. Obsessed with each other that it hurts to see.

[chaostified]

By the logic of the Undertale mechanics Error must be STONKED. The dude has all the money in the world I tell you, man.

He has killed so many people, he probably has enough of a fortune to go live in a surface AU and it will be enough to last him his immortal lifespan.

Think about it... Error setting up a date for Ink and him in an AU unaware of the Multiverse's existence, being able to rent an entire restaurant just for the two of them because he doesn't like crowded spaces but Ink simply once voiced that they would like to have a date like that and Error couldn't resist but be a major simp and set up the date.

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

Ai di: *walks into the kitchen* ..did your icing bag explode or why is there a stripe of whi-

Ze rui: *drops the whisk he was cleaning*

Zong yi: you are right something did explode.

[sokkas-first-fangirl]

Steddie prompt - A invited the B on a date, but B doesn’t realize they're on a date. I don't know which way would be funnier, so I'll let you pick whose alA and whose B ✨️

In Eddie's defence, it wasn't as if he'd gone on an actual date before. A solid year after the near miss with Vecna, dating wasn't high on his list of priorities- even if Steve Harrington was unfairly pretty and, most annoying of all, a good person.

It's a crush, it'll pass, Eddie told himself.

Besides, he and Steve hung out all the time. It wasn't as if Steve asking to go see a movie together was unusual! It didn't click; they went to see a new comedy and they both whispered jokes about the shitty script to each other the whole time.

Again: not unusual.

Except Steve held his hand. That was new.

And Steve was doing that gentlemanly act, opening doors for Eddie and saying, "After you." He complimented Eddie's eyes.

It didn't hit until just after dinner, when Steve insisted on paying, still holding Eddie's hand.

Oh, Eddie thought, eyes widening. Oh! This is a date, huh?

Well then. He had no complaints.

...He'd just be sure to never ever let Steve know he hadn't realised. He'd never live it down.

[vampirezogar]

I have something to show you. Come closer. Shhh closer. Look

It's them :)

Apologies for taking silly phone photos of the tv. I'll figure out screenshots one day.

[some-french-asshole]

See me giggling and kicking my feet while reading the scene where Johnny and Gyro tell each other secrets about themselves

[menace-behaviour]

*During a School Group Firehouse Tour*

Buck: *Holding a Fire Grenade* This here is my favourite piece of firefighting equipment. It's cal-

School Child: You've said that about every single thing you've shown us so far.

Buck: Said what?

School Child: That the thing is your favourite. You can only have one favourite thing. That's, like, the definition of "Favourite".

Buck: Says who? I can have more than one favourite thing. Anyway, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. This is called a Fire Grenade. Despite its name, it actually stops fires when it explodes rather than starting them...

[the-geek-librarian]

Vanica: Mh. But alas, My ass is not what is uesd to be

Gajah: Your ass is fine you drama queen

Vanica: Did you just compliment my ass?

Gajah: Have been for the past 15 years now. Stupid motherfucker, thanks for noticing

Vanica: Oh ok get over here you son of a-

*insert Vanica and Gajah fighting noises*

Lolo with her head in her hands: Someone please kill me, I've marred fools...

[cherlawa-panna]

[metalmiez]

‚You’re getting sappy again, angel.‘

‚Hmmm, I don’t see why that’s a problem‘ said angel murmured and his grip around the demon’s waist tightened.

Crowley rolled his eyes, but he couldn’t fight the fond smile that creeped up his lips. His left hand found its way into the angel’s curls and he placed a gentle kiss on Aziraphale’s hairline, lingered into the soft touch. The angel hummed and caressed the demons back.

‚Who‘s the sappy one now?‘ he teased.

‚Oh, shut up‘ Crowley complained, lips still on the angel‘s forehead. He felt Aziraphale laugh.

‚I’m sorry, my love. Of course that‘s all part of your malicious, evil plan‘

‚M‘yea. Very malicious plan‘ the demon grumbled as he put his arms around the angels neck ‚Very, very evil.‘

[muslimintp-1999-girl]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw8MuxYS3c6/?igshid=ODk2MDJkZDc2Zg==

This is literally shinshiran in m26 btw 😂