#Mwpp

[albi-bumblebee]

rats to cheer you up

[sixstarries]

wip !!! jily band au hijinks

[musicoftheheart]

"that didnt happen in canon" and canon didnt happen at all, what is your point

[del-stars]

we do not make enough of the COMEDY it is that james is a fucking deer. like sirius being a dog and peter being a rat are obv tied to their characters but a deer is SO random. and i do not see it in fics enough. take the padfoot tropes and give them to prongs. students baffled because there was a deer walking around the dungeons? remus walking into the dorm and nearly shitting himself because there’s a deer sitting upright in james’ bed. whenever james is in a sticky situation he just goes deer mode and prances away

[that-bitch-kat3]

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

[nettedtangible]

Remus: Pads, why are you wearing surgical gloves? Sirius: My hands were dry so I got the gloves and put lotion in them! Remus: You look like a serial killer Sirius: A moisturised serial killer! Barty: Ev, why are you wearing surgical gloves? Evan: I was dissecting a bird Barty *sweating*: Do me next James: Reg, why are you wearing surgical gloves? Regulus: So they won't find my fingerprints on your corpse. James *nodding enthusiastically*: Okay! Peter: Prongs, why are you wearing surgical gloves? James: Madam Pince says I'm not allowed in the library without them anymore :( Peter: Why? what did you do?? Remus *walking in*: Why is the restricted section covered in chocolate?

[cannissmajor]

Some 70’s wolfstar

[you-cant-be-sirius]

Sirius: What's it like being tall?

Sirius: Is it nice?

Sirius: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

James: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Regulus: It was one time!

[marsmarauders]

james and regulus getting detention together.

james and regulus cleaning trophies together.

james and regulus talking about quidditch together.

james finds it personally offensive that regulus has never heard of elvis presley.

james summons a record player (with a silencing charm, obviously) and puts on jailhouse rock and starts dancing around the room.

regulus watches in awe.

james extends his hand to regulus and they start spinning around the room together.

this becomes a thing for them, but overtime it evolves from spinning around the room to jailhouse rock to slow dancing to can't help falling in love.

several years later, james can't bring himself to listen to can't help falling in love. his friends don't understand the significance behind it. what was once his favorite artist, now holds so many painful memories.

[http-wolfstar]

Sirius in all his different flavours <3

[nicolinocolino]

"prefect duty" x x

[rhetorical-conscience]

James: We need to talk about your mental health.

Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.

James:

Regulus:

James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-

[lilacella]

[del-stars]

fleamont the type of dad that when james is sweating and shaking trying to say he likes boys his response is “oh i had several gay relationships at hogwarts”

[calc1fers]

went to a party full of gay people and one person started talking about the marauders and everyone in the vicinity turned around and gasped “YOU KNOW THE FUCKING MARAUDERS?”

it felt like a fever dream, everyone was like “ofc” and started yapping about fanfiction and their favourite characters

[nettedtangible]

Reg is a super fast walker. And he will not slow down for you if you can't keep up. James can walk just as fast cause he has longer legs but sometimes prefers to skip next to him as Reg just angry super fast walks.

Remus can be a fast walker but slows for Sirius who likes to stop and look at things all the time. When the four of them are walking somewhere Sirius forces Remus to give him a piggyback.

Pete trails behind on his phone and catches them up at every red light.