#Mumbo quotes

[linmmelonz]

Mumbo: “cause broken bridges don’t… bridge.”

Grian: “… yep that’s a saying!”

[anonymousacres]

me when i (how the fuck do you work tumblr)

look at that there's a part 2

[butt3rb33-cus-they-stole-my-e]

I'm sure some of these have already been done before but I got too excited for the next season and made a bunch and still have many more ideas

[niceearlobes]

Wild Life SMP incorrect quotes

[silverdreamscape]

Scar: Thank you for inviting me to G's wedding today, Mumbo.

Mumbo: Yeah no problem, man

Scar: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Grian marrying?

Mumbo: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Grian!

Scar: Wait, what?

Pearl: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Bdubs: For a week!

Gem: Here’s some money, make it two!

Grian, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

[em-allay]

“Honestly- I don’t know if I mean this negatively- feels like my first time ever playing Minecraft. Like the way we’re currently playing the game right now.”

— Mumbo Jumbo after 25 minutes of playing Minecraft with Tommyinnit

[peskyvinot]

jschlatt, drunk and on a fucjing boat: MUMBOOOO

mumbo jumbo: I miss smplive

jschlatt: MUMBOOO. IM GONNA DRIVE THIS BOAT INTO A DOCK

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Cub: My policy is, "If you see something, say something."

Mumbo, raising a hand: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today.

Cub: Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people.

[mossfeathers]

ok one more (this marks 100 memes btw) [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 ]

[fishbloc]

"so share this sunrise with me, and every sunrise to come for the rest of our lives, as i'll be the happiest person alive."

[dragonflavoredcake]

Grian, texting Iskall: Help, I'm being kidnapped! Iskall: WHAT?! Where are you?! Grian: In a car with a strange person. Help me! Iskall: I'm going to call Mumbo Mumbo, answering his phone: Hello? Iskall: Where's Grian? He told me he was being kidnapped. Mumbo: Kidnapped? What do you mean, he's right here next to me— Mumbo: Mumbo: I'll call you back. Mumbo: I JUST HAD A MUSTACHE TRIM! IT'S NOT THAT BAD! Grian: WHO ARE YOU?!

[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Bdubs, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Joel: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Mumbo: I personally was created in a lab.

Pearl: I just straight up spawned lol.

[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Grian: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Mumbo.

Scar: What? Not everyone likes Mumbo.

Grian: Who doesn’t?

Scar: Well-

Grian, pulling out a bow and arrow: Give me their names.

[niceearlobes]

I have so many of these enjoy

[silverdreamscape]

Grian: I’m this close to falling in love with Scar.

Mumbo: Your fingertips are touching.

Grian: I know.

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Grian: What's going on here?

Mumbo: Well, you know, the other day, when we were in the boat, and you called me potato boy, I was like, 'Man! That has a ring to it!'.

Mumbo: So I've become a potato.