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Mr. Palmer is the sort of man who thinks it looks cool to complain about "the old ball and chain" but then at night he's the little spoon
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#Johnny's tattoos â€â€ïžâ€ïž #family #September 2009 #Public Enemies #interview


Johnny with his #stepdad #Mr. Palmer #2000
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okay I finished the book again. Marianne does get better yay. Like I know part of the point is the contrast of her and Elinor, since theyâre both teens in the same situation â losing their father, their home, and being pretty impoverished; plus their disappointments in love â and how they handle it. Butttttt itâs still frustrating to read. Like Lydia is also extremely self-centered and a brat but she annoys me less somehow? Maybe because our main character, Elizabeth, has Jane to lean on (even if she doesnât always confide in Jane), whereas poor Elinor is on her own. Me & my older sister have the same age gap & idk, I hate the idea of her not having any support.
And to expand on Elinor and Brandon, I just think theyâre better friends / know each other better and their personalities are well suited. Marianne and Brandon seem mostly to be together because he sees his old love in her & heâs deserving of being loved?? Which he is, and she also deserves love after being devastated by Willoughby, but does that inherently mean they two should be together? Ehhh. đ€·đ»ââïž
P.S. Mr. Palmer was cool when it counted lol. God bless Sir John and especially Mrs. Jennings and their good intentions.
Hot take: Elinor Dashwood should have married Colonel Brandon. I think they suit each other so much better.
(also Marianne is selfish. Iâm listening to the audiobook and I donât remember if she ever stops being less of a self-involved brat)
#sense and sensibility#Jane Austen#marianne dashwood#elinor dashwood#colonel brandon#hot takes#expanded thoughts#sir john#mrs. jennings#mr. palmer
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Betsy Palmer with a Pamela Voorhees action figure
#horror#horror movies#horror movie#movie#movies#betsy palmer#pamela voorhees#mrs voorhees#action figure#action figures#friday the 13th#friday the 13th 1980#friday the 13th franchise
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Sheryl Lee | Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
#laura palmer#twin peaks#fire walk with me#twin peaks fire walk with me#twinpeaksedit#sheryl lee#david lynch#twin peaks: fire walk with me#gif#filmedit#mrs. tremond's grandson#pierre#filmgifs#moviegifs#twinpeaks#he is under the fan now
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Do you really want to be my secretary?
Secretary (2002) AU.
Mr Grey!Lottie Matthews x Lee!Reader



Reader is recently qualified and looking for a job! She finds one in the form of a secretary at Ms Charlotte Matthewsâ law office. Things escalate from there⊠(follows the plot of Secretary AU, except Iâve removed Leeâs history of SH for what I feel are obvious reasons.)
TW: Spanking, Sub Dom relationships, power imbalance, dubcon? (Only initially!!), tried to work in a queer realisation?
Authors note: If this goes well and people want more, Iâll write up a second part. This is like, barely any of the plot so I have a lot more to work with!
Walking in to that law office admittedly had you quite stressed out. Your first ever professional job interview, with your qualifications in front of you in a sheet of paper you printed out⊠and then subsequently crumpled into a ball in your hands, mirroring the ball of nerves in your stomach. Itâs festering and invasive, and you can practically taste the nerves running through your veins.
That only gets worse as you take in the inside of the office, in the waiting area where the receptionists desk sits. Thereâs a woman, sobbing, packing all of her stuff off of the desk and holding a letter in her hand. Youâre her replacement.
Around her, there are papers, pencils, pens, files and all sorts scattered. As if someone had shoved everything off of the space around them in a fit of uncontrollable rage and fury.
The fired secretary barges right past you, with nothing but a snivel and a tear.
âUm, hey⊠I-!â You try to call out, to ask her if she thinks you should go, or maybe to ask her to point you in the right direction of this lawyers office. Despite his clearly terrible anger management skillsâŠ
But she doesnât turn, and she slams the door from whence you came behind her as she goes.
âHello?â You call out into the office. No answer. âHello?â You repeat, a little louder. At that, you hear the authoritative voice of the lawyer youâre here to apply to work for, Lottieâ Ms Matthews. She sounds stern, and firm, but also kind as her voice drifts down the long corridor separating you from her office.
âIâm in here.â
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You canât lie, this woman has an⊠eery feel to her. Her black hair is tied back in a professional, tight bun, she wears a black suit and sits behind her desk. Staring.
Shes tall enough once she stands to easily tower over you in a way that isnât intimidating, but could easily be so if she wanted it to be. All the while, sheâs got this kind smile, and a caring look in her eye that changes into something more sinister when it lingers.
âAre you pregnant?â She asks, finally starting the interview instead of adding to the awkward stares between them. At that question, you realise you may have preferred the stares.
âHah! I, uh noâ
âAre you planning on getting pregnant?â Ms Matthews asks next, her eyes lingering on the paper in your hand with your qualifications.
âNo, Iâm notâ
âDo you live in an apartment?â
âNoâŠâ
âWhere do you live?â
âMy mother and fatherâs house.â
The questions for this secretary job go on like that, completely unnecessary to a job role, until Ms Matthews finally takes the CV off of the you. âIâve never interviewed such a qualified candidate before. Youâll be bored.â
âThatâs okay, I like being bored.â You say without really thinking, itâs the truth though. Typing is easy, and boring, and it clears your head. Itâs so mind numbingly boring that thereâs no opportunity for you to think of anything else, all that occupies your mind while you type is what youâre actually typing. Being bored would be good for you, being bored is what you want.
âI already have a part time paralegal, all iâd have you doing is typing out files or documents, and letters I need sent to clients. Do you really want to be my secretary?â
She says, and at this point, sheâs walked over to the couch to lay there. For the first time you had walked into the room, there was no awkward staring, because now she seemingly refused to make eye contact.
âYes. Being bored is what I want, I like it.â
And from then on, you had a job as a secretary.
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Itâs still kind of surreal. Working here, you mean. Ms Matthews is a nice boss, despite the state of the office when you had first arrived you hadnât seen her shout or throw anything⊠maybe you had gotten the wrong idea and it was the previous secretary that had trashed the place? It could make sense, she was being replaced, after all?
You let your guard down when you type, going into your own trains of thought and your mind goes blank as your hands tap away and your eyes stay grained onto the document youâre copying up. You donât notice your tongue fidgeting out on the side of your mouth, or your frequent sniffling⊠or your spelling mistakes. Multiple times in this document, youâve spelt stuff wrong, despite your brilliant typing skills. Youâre so confident in yourself and your own abilities that you donât even proof read it, you just bring it to Lottieâs office with a multitude of other files she asked for, and go on about your day.
UntilâŠ
A paper is slammed down onto your desk, words circled in red. You shove your headphones off and stop what youâre doing to look up. Ms Matthews, glaring down at you. Angrier than youâd seen her before.
âYou do know that your appearance represents my law office, right? And yet you dress like that. Itâs unacceptable. Not only that, you sniffle. All of the time, itâs ridiculous and annoying. You play with your hair, and worst of all, your mouth does this ugly thing with your tongue when youâre typing. Did you know that?â
âI- Iâm sorry, Ms Matthewsââ
Lottie reaches out and snatches your headphones from around your neck. âAnd no headphones. Like I said, your appearance reflects and represents my business. Youâre the first thing people see when they enter here, I canât have you looking and acting like this.â
You swallow awkwardly, feeling the familiar feeling of tears beginning to accumulate in your eyes, but Lottieâs not done yet.
âAnd this spelling? Get it sorted, I donât want to see any mistakes again. Understood?â
âUnderstood, Ms MatthewsâŠâ
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It doesnât take you long to break the promise about no more spelling mistakes. Itâs just oh so easy for your finger to slip, or not move your hand quick enough. You could tell that Ms Matthews, or Lottie as she keeps asking you call her, is losing her patience with you. Sheâs hot when sheâs angry, and so you never seem too upset with the rare shout or reprimand, which she definitely has noticed. Every time you donât apologise, she gets this unrecognisable look in her eye like sheâs going to make you regret it⊠which goes when she takes a few breathers.
This is why itâs such a surprise to you now. What? To be bent over your bossâ desk, as she towers behind you and makes you read the letter with your spelling mistakes.
ââŠdear Mr Garvey, Iâm grateful to you for referrinââ Youâre interrupted in your task with a hard spank to the ass. You move back from the letter slightly in shock, and turn your head over your shoulder to look at Ms Matthews with an incredulous look.
Sheâs already staring at you, making direct eye contact. Her expression is hard and cold; impassive. Except sheâs got a glint in her eye that shows you she is heavily enjoying this.
âContinue.â She whispers, quiet enough you would have missed it if you werenât already paying attention to her.
âUmâŠâ you mumble, not sure if you should proceed. Last you heard, this wasnât exactly a professional way to deal with mistakes in the work environment?
âMiss (L/N), readâŠâ Your boss whispers back to you. Sheâs far enough away from your body that you can easily get up and leave her office, file a complaint to HR, and probably quit while youâre at it, too. But⊠despite how strange this interaction is⊠you find yourself enjoying it. Youâve never really had a woman interested in you, the only romantic relationship youâve experienced is the awkward dinners with Pete who⊠has never really sparked anything in you before. But now? Here⊠in your bosses office, being spanked, by a woman no less? You can feel that spark, and it lingers in your lower abdomen, particularly prevalent when her fingers come up to slightly graze your ass just a little, as if gently soothing where she had hit.
You turn your head, and resume your reading of the letter.
âFor referring me to your caseââ She spanks you again, and this time youâre expecting it. This time itâs welcomed despite the catch in your throat, and you use the opportunity to take another breath.
âThe subject of animal captivity has been of interest to me for quite a while, and my secretary has prepared reââ Another spank, another flutter in your abdomen, another skipped beat of your heart. ââsearch material that I think youâll find illuminating. If you would be so kindââ This time, you have to resist not pushing your ass back into her hand as she begins to rub at it through your skirt as soon as her palm lands against your skin.
ââas to send me the June 5th letter of which we spoke, my associates and I will reviewânghâ immediately. Please feel free to call me at your earliest convenience. Yours sincerely, Ms Charlotte Matthewsââ One final spank, this one much harder than the others. You lift your head, the silence of the room being broken by only your heavy breathsâŠ
âRead it again.â
#lottie matthews x reader#lottie matthews#lottie matthews x you#lottie yellowjackets#lottie yj#lesbian#fanfiction writer#fanfic#secretary (2002)#mr grey#secretary#yellowjackets#shaunahat#shauna shipman#jackie taylor#taissa turner#van palmer#melissa yellowjackets#melissa hat#mari yellowjackets#mari yj#mari ibarra#lgbtq community#gay#wlw post#wlw yearning#wlw fanfic#wlw shows#wlw ship
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Imelda Staunton racing in always makes me laugh.
Sense and Sensibility 1995
#Films#Sense and Sensibility#Sense and Sensibility 1995#Mrs. Jennings#Elizabeth Spriggs#Charlotte Palmer#Imelda Staunton#Elinor Dashwood#Emma Thompson#Lucy Steele#Imogen Stubbs#Mrs. Dashwood#Gemma Jones#Marianne Dashwood#Kate Winslet#Margaret Dashwood#Emilie Francois#Mr. Palmer#Hugh Laurie#Sir John Middleton#Robert Hardy#Costume Drama#Videos
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there's something so ethel cain about the idea that doppelgangers are just a manifestation of the worst, darkest parts of ourselves
#twin peaks#twin peaks the return#laura palmer#dale cooper#david lynch#bob twin peaks#mr c twin peaks#twin peaks edit
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I donât care how much the writers wanted me to have sympathy for that old man, fuck him. Never forgetting what he did to Lottie after coming home
#yellowjackets#yellowjackets season 3#3x05#lottie matthews#adult lottie matthews#Mr Matthews#shauna shipman#taissa turner#van palmer#misty quigley#natalie scatorccio#travis martinez#jackie taylor
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Here's the full set of preview images for the Father Brown series 12 episodes!










#father brown#bbc father brown#inspector sullivan#hercule flambeau#mrs devine#brenda palmer#lady felicia#mark williams#tom chambers#angela rippon#john light#claudie blakley#ruby-may martinwood#denis lawson#series 12
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DC Super-Heroes by Patrick Zircher.
#superman#batman#wonder woman#Flash#green lantern#martian manhunter#Mera#hawkgirl#beast boy#black canary#green arrow#shazam#nightwing#batgirl#batwoman#elongated man#animal man#Wildcat#doctor fate#the atom#mr miracle#starman#hourman#swamp thing#Sandman#hal jordan#kyle rayner#ray palmer#Prince gavyn#rex tyler
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Original Art - Star Trek #017 Pg 05 (1981) by Ed Hannigan And Tom Palmer
#Comics#Marvel Comics#Star Trek#Ed Hannigan#Tom Palmer#Science Fiction#Vintage#Art#Marvel#Original Art#Film#TV#Television#Captain Kirk#Mr Spock#Dr McCoy#Scotty#Star Trek TOS#1981#1980s#80s
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Father Brown Feature Length Special
How great would it be for all the old cast to return for a one off special?
Mrs M, Bunty, Sid, Felicia, the other inspectors etc
Surely thereâs a way we can put this to the writers and basically BEG?
Petitions? Writing campaign? A vote?
#father brown#lady felicia#sid carter#bunty windermere#inspector sullivan#mrs devine#sergeant goodfellow#Mrs mccarthy#inspector mallory#inspector valentine#brenda palmer
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đ«¶đ» i love all the behind the scenes photos
#father brown#bunty windermere#mrs mccarthy#inspector sullivan#felicia montague#goodfellow#sid carter#fatherbrown#brenda palmer#mrs devine#hercule flambeau#father brown series 11
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"Mother is talking to you": Murder and Mommy Issues in "Friday the 13th" Parts I and II
Ready your s'mores kits and life jackets. A "Friday the 13th" analysis awaits!
Content Warning: Friday the 13th Parts I and II contain graphic violence, (assumed) loss of a child, loss of a parent, trauma related to the deaths of close family members, questionable displays and uses of corpses, demonization of teenagers, and a complete lack of awareness throughout most of the films. Itâs a series about serial killers with abandonment issues and the first film is incrediblyâŠ
#adrienne king#amy steel#betsy palmer#camp crystal lake#final girls#friday the 13th#horror#horror classics#jason voorhees#john furey#mrs. voorhees#pamela voorhees#sean s. cunningham#steve dash#victor miller#women in horror
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demetri going to that one random science teacher during the school fight and unironically asking him to stop it is an underrated comedic moment
#âyou have to do something mr palmer!â#demetri i take it all back ily đđ#cobra kai#ck#cobra kai season 2#demetri alexopoulos#wtf was that LMAOO#demetri cobra kai#cobra kai demetri
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