#Mr. Needles
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Lena, just one brain-breaking revelation at a time, please.
So apparently OIAR has a whole list of 'Externals', of whom Mr. Bonzo is just one of the more obviously grotesque, and they usually like it when people scream, eh?
If a day comes when Gwen is sent out to recruit Needles, or if he's already on the emloyment list, I'm going to scream. And not just because he would like it.
(It's because I love that little freak. Shhh. Don't tell anybody).
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i have an acupuncture kink.
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Mr Bonzo and Needles have the same categories in their episode codes because they are friends, thats all
#tmp#tmagp#the magnus protocol#bonzo#mr bonzo#needles#nigel dickerson#these guys will have the most inconvenient hugs and handshakes
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The Magnus Protocol villains, more or less, approximately
#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol#needles#ink5oul#lady mowbray#mr. bonzo#tmagp#tmagp vague#shitpost
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Long awaited sequel to Twink Mr Bonzo: Bear Needles Everyone thank @lilaczx for this commission Spoiler for tmagp 30 /j
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🤣😂👏👏
I present to you: Jonny's favourite monster:
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Interesting detail: both Bonzo cases have been Category 1, Rank B. The only other CAT1RB case has been Needles.
#there was also cat 1 rank bc for the first episode#(the reanimated husband not redcanary)#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#original post#my magnus protocol stuff#12 getting off#6 introductions#10 saturday night#mr bonzo#needles tmagp#queue cause i'll be at work when the episode airs#500 notes!#1000 notes!
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people who are potentially following alice, ranked from most to least likely and also least to most funny:
mr bonzo
colin
needles
michael knifehands
stupid motherfucking jurgen leitner
#i know it is probably mr bonzo but jurgen leitner is SO FUNNY TO ME CAN YOU IMAGINE#jurgen leitner#needles#michael distortion#mr bonzo#alice dyer#colin becher#tmagp#magpod#the magnus protocol#words of wyrm
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great 😳 + dr. tyme's large equipment 😏
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#greattyme#great x tyme#tymegreat#tyme x great#needles tw#bible wichapas#jes jespipat#guys. i know he might just have a fear of needles.#but tyme was literally standing between his legs. and great was looking up at him with his best *be gentle mr doctor sir * eyes and pouting#so yes. im sorry for who i am as a person and for this p*nis joke.#also these gifs are long as fuck. but these scenes were sooo good.#im somewhat insane as you can see.#loan.blr#loan.gif#loan.4mins
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Oh Mr. Needles hasn't always been this sharp, I've been a smooth little guy once, Now I can deal some piercing damage lika a champ I'm full of needle points, baby!
Needles is such a cartoon villain, they have the same energy as that crab from Moana
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Tmagp Monster Chart (as of episode 11) @patchpane
#the magnus protocol#tmagp#rusty quill#tmagp posting#tmagp spoilers#tmagp vague#tmagp memes#tmagp meme#tmagp shitpost#mr bonzo#bonzo tmagp#needles
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Case files 06.01
We've got a new monster! I repeat, we've got a new monster! Also this call was made just 3 days before Sam heard it! The monster is roaming the streets as we speak!
Ahem. Let us begin.
What I think happened in:
Case 06.01, the case of "Prickly Hugger – a cautionary tale for muggers" or
"I'm scary and pointy!"
We've gathered here today to talk about Mr. Needles.
Who is Mr. Needles? Mr. Needles is a local. He grew up here (somewhere in London), and he'd seen the neighbourhood go from 'nice' to 'dreadful' over the years. (He had a hand in that, though he won't say how). He used to feel lonely and hollow, but has found something to remedy that. Some kind of mark. Don't worry about it.
Mr. Needles does not look dangerous. On the contrary, he seems like an easy mark, a perfect victim (a perfect lure). This particular night, some knife-wielding ruffian fell for it and tried to mug him. Mr. Needles let the mugger get very close, before deploying needles (they come out from under his skin from thousands of tiny holes). (…does it hurt? Every time. Mr. Needles doesn't mind. He's experimented with BDSM before).
He happily glomped the mugger and made sure to position himself over muggers face (and his eyes). The needles broke off after digging into the mugger's flesh. (It's OK. They grow back).
When the mugger was already on the ground, moaning and bleeding, Mr. Needles decided to call emergency service. This was not his first hmugger, but his first emergency call - he's not very clear on how exactly they work, but he does know where the local contact centres are located.
After a little bit of back-and-forth with the dying mugger and the various operators, Mr. Needles ended the call without actually stating their location, so it will probably be some time before somebody stumbles upon a body full of needles, lying in a pool of blood.
Somewhere in Lambeth, a police operator is feeling rather unsettled and will be looking over his shoulder on his way home for at least few days. (And maybe he'll meet an unassuming little man fond of hugging).
Other important things to know about Mr. Needles: Mr. Needles is a very scary monster.
He can smell fear. He can smell fear even over the phone (which probably means it's not actually scent he's perceiving, but that's just a technical detail).
If his scare-factor is challenged, Mr. Needles becomes agitated and rattles his needles like an angry metal rattlesnake. It is not advisable to question his scariness. He WILL take offence and threaten to stalk you.
What we don't know about Mr. Needles:
Sewing needles or syringe needles? I've seen fanart depicting classic hand-sewing needles, but I don't think that works for the simple reason that the mugger is said to be bleeding to death rather quickly, while the needles are still in him. Every stab-wound PSA reminds us to leave the 'weapon' in, because it slows the bleeding. So I posit that Needle's needles are hollow, promoting fast blood-loss. He even says "This isn’t some poxy blood test," when arguing his scariness, which I think supports this.
What is Mr. Needles? A monster-ified human, or a human-shaped monster? He says he grew up here – does it mean: - he was just regular boring human before he grew prickly (how did it happen?), - or was he once just a tiny itty bitty prickle of unease in the back of somebody's brain, before feeding on collective fear of the locals, and growing big and fearsome, until he could manifest as a fully fledged, physical monster (what prompted it?). - Or was he once a tiny baby monster, toddling underfoot and biting ankles? (kidding ;) Smart money is on the first option, but I rather like the idea of the second. We'll have to wait and see, I guess.
How old is he? He seems to be rather new to the whole 'being a monster' thing, so whatever he was in his youth, I think he became Mr. Needles fairly recently. Like maybe...hm, about a year ago? When some other things started happening for no apparent reason?
Are muggers his usual prey? I doubt it. The line "once they realize their mistake" could mean "they thought I'd be easy mark – oops, surprise!", but it could just as easily apply to "this good Samaritan though I needed help," or "this random passer-by thought I was harmless and not danger to them". He also says he's proud of making the streets unsafe at night, so I think he is a predator that just also happens to eat other predators. Top of the foodchain kind of deal (or at least he likes to think of himself as such).
What is his name? The transcript says 'Needles' and I'm calling him this for now, but I don't believe it's what he calls himself. I bet when we meet him and he introduces himself, it will be with an overly long, pretentious edgy name, sth like Dr. Sharp, the Terror that Stabs in the Night, or similar.
What does he mean by "the land is marked now, same as me"? What happened to the land? Too much man-made destruction (physical mark)? Too many man-made tragedies (metaphysical mark)? An apocalypse seeping in from a nearby universe (eldrich mark)? Something else? All of them at once? What? *gnawing at my keyboard over a tiny inconspicuous remark*
#the magnus protocol#tmagp 06#tmagp case files#tmagp case 06.01#Mr. Needles#ep. written by Jonathan Sims#ep. written by J.S.+ A.J.N#Needles
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Magnus Protocol On The Brain
Not comprehensive, but my favorites so far!
#beverlyartblog#digital art#art#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp podcast#tma podcast#gwen bouchard#sam khalid#alice dyer#celia ripley#mr bonzo#jonathan sims#jon archivist#martin blackwood#jonah magnus#ink5oul#lady mowbray#needles tmagp
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if needles hugged mr bonzo, do you (noncanonically, knee-jerk) think he’d pop like a balloon? or would he texturally be more like putty? pepperoni?
Hmm, I think it would more be like piercing rotten chicken stuffed inside a nerf football that's covered in perished rubber. But that's just a kneejerk response, don't quote me on that.
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My dear friend created this BEAUTIFUL image and has allowed me to post it here
Feast your eyes on the first official Bondles artwork
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All 30 illustrations for The Magnus Protocol Season 1. Utterly loved doing this project, I’m hoping to get them all printed into a zine.
#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#tmp#tmp spoilers#tmagp spoilers#tw: body horror#tw: blood#tw: snake#tw: bones#mr bonzo#ink5oul#lady mowbray#needles#[error]
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