#Microsoft excel

[superbbirdofparadise]

Mine has "Optional diagnostic data" and various "Connected experiences," but no "Optional Connected Experiences" setting, so I just turned off all connected experiences to be safe. Hoping this doesn't break anything 🤞

Microsoft Office, like many companies in recent months, has slyly turned on an “opt-out” feature that scrapes your Word and Excel documents to train its internal AI systems. This setting is turned on by default, and you have to manually uncheck a box in order to opt out.

If you are a writer who uses MS Word to write any proprietary content (blog posts, novels, or any work you intend to protect with copyright and/or sell), you’re going to want to turn this feature off immediately.How to Turn off Word’s AI Access To Your Content

I won’t beat around the bush. Microsoft Office doesn’t make it easy to opt out of this new AI privacy agreement, as the feature is hidden through a series of popup menus in your settings:On a Windows computer, follow these steps to turn off “Connected Experiences”:

File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Privacy Options > Privacy Settings > Optional Connected Experiences > Uncheck box: “Turn on optional connected experiences”

[a3poify]

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

[msexcelfractal]

"Headache"

Constructed in Microsoft Excel with formula D4=MOD(D3+D2+C2+B2+B3+B4+C4,2) and varying initial conditions. There are novel fractal patterns here but it's hard to focus my eyes on them!

[phoenixyfriend]

New OC clones idea

His name is XL. He's average clone size, so people are naturally curious about what the name means. They ask if it's a dirty joke about his dingaling.

It's not. He pulls up some files. He's the quartermaster. He uses Space Excel, and it's not CALLED Excel, but he Excels at it. Hence XL.

His friends in two other battalions are Spread and Sheets. All of them get asked the Is It A Dirty Joke question and ALL respond with The Same Fucking Move (files).

This clone's job is spreadsheets and he LOVES it.

[2bluetwo85]

Williams core:

[mikufunfacts]

miku fun fact #216

miku is a certified spreadsheet wizard

[fruttymoment]

Microsoft Excel makes me feel like im a god 📑

[dietpepsienjoyer]

Fuck it

Miku in excel

Brought to you by my suffocatingly boring 8am class

[chillincreative]

microsoft office if it was lovejoy: they say excels, i know that

[james-spooky]

I LOVE EXCEL SPREADSHEETS!!!!!!

[krjpalmer]

PC Magazine May 8, 2001

on Google Books

[msexcelfractal]

Sierpiński gasket with Fibonacci initial conditions, modulo 4.

Left edge: 1,1,2,3,1,0,1,1... Top edge: 1,3,0,3,3,2,1,3...

[noagskryf]

My excel spreadsheet has crashed for the 4th time in 10 minutes. I think it's time to call it a day

[lafemani]

[maxkillertart]

excellent apple made on Excel