#Mention of Jurgen Leitner

[emhasthoughts]

A horrible, not so good, very bad visit

Summary: Gertrude despised the note stuck to her fridge.  Mike, Michael, Helen, Simon. Veterinarian. 10/29, 2.15 pm

A/N: This was a way to award myself after a horrible, not so good, very bad Friday and Saturday. And yes, it's another cat avatar au. Yes, the date is the day night when I posted this.

Also, fun fact: I forgot the word "pet carrier" when writing this.

Not beta read, just me, a document and google

Pt 1, Simon, Peter, Elias and Mike / Pt 2, Michael and Helen Distortion, Agnes / Pt 3, Annabelle, Jude, Oliver / Pt 4, Maxwell, Manuela, John, Jane / Halloween bonus!

Gertrude despised the note stuck to her fridge. 

Mike, Michael, Helen, Simon. Veterinarian. 10/29, 2.15 pm

It was hard enough getting one cat for their checkup, four was nearly impossible. Simon was usually alright with going to the vet. He did not seem to care about being poked around. Mike was a bit worse, not liking being poked and moved by strangers and even worse had been checking the scar. Helen and Michael were just always hard to handle. Causing chaos and confusion wherever they went. The worst was bringing those four together considering the fact that, well, Mike did not get along with the siblings.

“Don’t be like that.” Gertrude sighed. Mike had made himself comfortable on the top shelf. She had pulled two pet carriers, firstly wrestling Helen and Michael into one that could fit them both. Secondly she had called for Simon who did not protest as he got in the second one. She had then called for Mike who saw the two carriers and climbed up the tallest shelf. 

“Come on down, the others are waiting for you. Better get down and get this over with.” Mike hissed at that. Pressing himself even more towards the wall. “I’ll get Jurgen.” An even longer, angrier and louder hiss. Gertrude sighed. She looked around the room for anything to get Mike down with. ‘Aha’, her broom was still out from her last time cleaning. 

The visit was not any better. Simon had gone first, luring the poor veterinarian to a false sense of security. Mike was meant to go after, though he held onto the soft fabric put on the floor of the carrier with his claws, hissing at the humans. So Michael had to go second. There was no fighting but he had enough energy to give power to all the electronics in the building. Helen was just slightly better, not as much running around, but the energy she did have combined with her dislike towards the veterinarian was enough to not have as peaceful of an experience as Simon. They managed to get Mike out eventually and gave him an extra treat once they were done. 

It was much nicer as they got home. Mike had found Oliver by the window and curled up by the still -but awake- cat, only for him to fall asleep there. Leaving Oliver to stay still even longer. Michael and Helen had not managed to stay awake for more than 10 minutes either, leaving the house a bit calmer. Simon had found his way to Peter and Elias. Gertrude decided that she deserved a nap after the hectic day.

[opeothalmologist]

pov: you're jurgen leitner

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i need to make like. the opposite of the jurgen leitner rant and make it about tide

EDIT: I ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE IN THE NOTES . THIS WAS A 2 PART POST GO REBLOG THIS VERSION

[shittyleitnerideas]

Flesh Leitner but it’s just my special effects reference photo book (full of real wound injuries!), because looking at the more gruesome reference images for shotgun wounds for the first time left me genuinely shaken (my mind couldn’t process the fact that that is a thing that can happen to the human body. I thought the chapters on degloving or frostbite would be the worst but they were NOT holy shit.)

oh i didnt know they made reference books for that .

my condolences though that sounds . not ideal

[six-story-lightbulb]

YALL I JUST REALISED SOMETHING

JMJ ERROR :

J ohn

M artin

J onah

YALLLLL

[gwenlena]

my dad likes to pretend to not be invested in tma but we just got this combination of letters on countdown and he immediately goes "JURGEN LEITNER!" so i think ive successfully converted him

[some-assholes-familiar]

Larson is to malevolent listeners what stupid idiot motherfucking Juergen Leitner is to the entire TMA community, change my mind.

[bones-edition]

It's crazy that we have valentines day followed by Magnus Thursday followed by pipe murder day followed by aro week

[ludwig-dieter]

TMA 80 SPOILERS

I can’t get over how when Jon comes back after his smoke, he’s faced with Jurgen’s dead body just laying there all bloodied up and shit and he’s just like.

“Oh.”

“Uh… I’m uh…”

“I think I’m gonna take another smoke”

[spiralling-voids]

I did expect TMA to kind of mess me up. But more in the "oh no everyone I love is dead or worse" way (which did happen but I live on AO3 now so idgaf) and in the "horrific things happening now live in the back of your mind forever you dumbass who cannot deal with horror!" (turns out i'm actually pretty insensitive and while literally everything reminds me of tma nothing has scared me yet, more the opposite really).

Instead I got a completely new type of anxiety called "I didn't write down those names that were dropped ONCE and weren't important to the plot WHAT IF THEY SHOW UP AGAIN AND I DON'T NOTICE"

[opeothalmologist]

TMA reactions from a new fan who reached Season 4. 2/3: Season 2 (with spoilers)

Part 1, Part 3, Part 4A

“new character [Basira] nice”

“Basira isn’t smuggling confidential evidence illegal”

“Jon. Chill.” (this goes on for the entire season)

“PUTTING A KID IN A BAG?”

Imagines Mike Crew as Filipino for no reason

“MIKE”

“gerard keay world tour!”

“JARED AGAIN?”

“cool space episode”

“oh gosh not Mary making a statement—”

“Donna isn’t breaking into an ancient tomb without clearance illegal”

“NOM NOM NOM COMPUTER”

“reverse unboxing video”

No joke, I’m pretty sure I ate shawarma for dinner after listening to Ep 72…

“Oh great. My love Mike is evil now”

“Sasha :((((”

“weird underground tunnel book man is underwhelming but ok”

EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER “REALLY? YOU’RE DOING THIS ON TAPE???”

“Elias Hate Club time”

[random-wyvern]

SCAVCHEIF?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING SCAVCHIEF GOD DAMN FOOL PEARL COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING SCAVCHEIF

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT SCAVCHEIF I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP PEARLS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD? IS HE A BASTARD? SCAV HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST FUR GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to ascend and five pebbles said scavcheif's waiting inside i would kill every scav i meet for the sole purpose of karmalocked forever

if i have to deal with scavcheif speaking one word in person on voice in arti's campaign not only will i close the game i will delete rainworld out of spite and have to play the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects pearls but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos the leader of the scavs ill go ham

BETTER have had a pearl make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/ IFuckingHateScavCheif

campaigns not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his city and I lost it

where the fuck is scavcheif if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old scav

ill stab scavcheif and his sad frail old scav twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge explosive spear and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final pearl he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when scavcheif died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true pearls

[the-fear]

Wallace Larson?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING WALLACE LARSON GOD DAMN FOOL ROCK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT CULTIST OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING WALLACE LARSON

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT WALLACE LARSON I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP PAINTINGS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said wallace larson is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with wallace larson speaking another word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive 

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects rocks but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of the black rock and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a god make him kill a daughter cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateWallaceLarson

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his mansion and I lost it 

where the fuck is wallace larson if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill stab larson and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic god-bestowed knife and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final painting he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in Great Old One

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when wallace died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone 

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up mines

[shittyleitnerideas]

Corruption Leitner that brings an unholy number of mosquitoes to your location.

no actually i dont want that

[a1sart]

i feel like I need to take notes while listening to the Magnus archives they keep bringing stuff back up and I'm like "oh man that name sounds familiar what episode is that from? Why are they concerned about this turn of events" and then having to go back through every episode to figure out wtf they're talking about

[why-am-i-hereagain]

I read a fic ages ago in which after ep 200 Jon goes back in time as a ghost and speaks through the tapes. Curious if thats a bit of whats happening here.