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i fucking loved this line delivery, hes so done with everything
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What would happen if someone tried to use the pages of a Leitner as toilet paper? Would it make their butt scary?
Depends on the Leitner but probably yes.
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why are the sugar daddy blogs obsessed with this post. why do they keep findig this. i know my basic internet privacy and also fuck off????
i don't post pics of me online for obvious reasons but. i did a halloween costume based on mag165 and it went HARD. like, makeup as if my face is sewed on and ripped off in parts (like one eye with a white contact lense) and a skeleton arm/hand thing i made for funsies on one side and two cardboard face masks with bloody edges i just kept carrying around. then keep trying to steal people's faces bc your own is peeling and in shreds and MAN it was sooo fun
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As the ancient texts say… my dash did a thing.
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Finally got around to drawing the distortions, love a character where if the hands look like shit I can say it’s intentional✨
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is this anything
#i hope youve found out by now but in case you didn't#its the magnus protocol#a sidequel/sequel to tma#its very good and us tma fans are going nuts over things that Changed and things that Might Be References to tma#but also it does have a new cast of characters and also its an alternate universe from tma#still connected unfortunately for the characters but alternate nonetheless
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Actions and consequences are like a cocked guillotine
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PLEASE stop playing super smash on the couch that thing's lived through at least 5 fires by now
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things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:
the fact that sasha had been half lined up for gertrude's job and how that would be a pretty good murder motive
the discrepancy between elias's hiring in 1991 and how he said he was working as a filing clerk in 1972
tim's brother's mysterious disappearance/death directly preceding his change in careers
martin's real age and literally any of his academic or employment history
conclusion: he's bad at this <3
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i don't care if these characters have never interacted in canon. it's called fanfiction, not fanfact
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Visited old fishmarket close today!! No skin stealing monsters in sight but there was some anglerfish graffiti, whoever did that I love you know,
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