#Men and food safety
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coochiequeens · 1 year ago
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Disabled men can know how to use their disability to be controlling
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hungee-boy · 4 months ago
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you literally dont need to know anything about kamen rider to watch kuuga
you dont even need to know anything about tokusatsu to watch kuuga
kuuga is for free on tubi
kuuga is worth every ounce of your time
watch kamen rider kuuga
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emberwritesinsight · 8 months ago
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Oh I have a horrible idea
You know how Akio can canonically bake at least a little? Imagine if he had access to the internet and could post these weird ass baking videos
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kelpiemomma · 1 year ago
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forgive the random idea, but I was thinking about how much I love stories about people with power and in power, able to destroy lives and countries without a thought, being immeasurably strong and deadly... Being so soft and gentle towards their child.
Ingo being a god, a god who's been around for millenia. He's seen nations rise and fall, people come into and out of power. He's been revered and feared and forgotten and renamed. He's lived inthe heavens and on the earth. He's been mortal as an immortal, living a human life before dying and returning to godhood. He is old and tired and powerful. He has caused forest fires and destroyed mountains. He has provided bountiful harvests and life saving rains.
And then one day a child is left on the floor of his temple. A pair of wanderers stayed the night, and with nothing else to their names they left their infant behind. Ingo has no idea who they were, barely noticed that they had lingered, but the disturbance of the child left behind - a taste of innocence that lingers on his tongue, like the breeze over a wheat field and the cleanliness of a newborn - has him going to see what was left.
He's never had a child left as an offering, as payment. Sacrifices? Yes. But this one is still alive. She is so small, her eyes so big, and she looks at him without fear. He can't remember the last time he was looked at without fear, without blind devotion. He hesitates to touch her, not sure how to be gentle, and she reaches out first. She grabs his finger and begins to chew on it.
And Ingo is lost.
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ophilosoraptoro · 7 months ago
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Why American Sperm Count Dropped 41% in 50 years
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solis-angelus · 5 months ago
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BABE WAKE UP NEW LOW JUST DROPPED.
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bunnisenshi · 7 days ago
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it's 9am and i've been up since 12something am making a comprehensive guide to the love and deepspace lore for me and my friends and im so sleepy... if i only i could apply this dedication to my coursework lol
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stevethehairington · 9 months ago
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fuckin LOVE a good story about the hubris of man
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tersyne · 2 years ago
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jonathan sure does avoid confirming where that blood on dracula’s face came from! honestly I’m very impressed at how active he’s able to be after the implied blood loss
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almondmilklatte · 2 months ago
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what's really truly frustrating about the uber eats discussion is how quickly it became two different conversations with no in between like sometimes... it really depends!!!! because you can't deny it's disconcerting to think you're receiving accurate information and realize that's not the case at all; and like truly there's no morality to ubereats and the like to me and people are approaching it from that lens like ok say these people are evil. now what. it's the APPS fault for facilitating that system allowing people who are evil an app to fully go crazy on. not that i've actually seen any compelling data presented by anyone other than anecdotal evidence to prove this is a real issue but let's pretend for a second. and everyone is completely accepting that uber and the like have no idea that people could be gaming their system that way. so they get to get away with having the crappiest app alive because sometimes u get an iced coffee delivered to your front door in like 10 minutes which is pretty fucking awesome sure i'll give you that! but i feel like i would trade it for a longer wait if i could get some labor protections and consumer guarantees. like we dont even have to deep it that much to that level of violence just imagine someone skimming some fries off the top. and you would never know. and mikey or donna could be doing it bc this is their 35th delivery of the day and they're like what are you gonna do if i took a sip of your drink. are you going to be mad. Here’s the thread btw
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beyondthebloodsugar · 4 months ago
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Unlocking the Secrets of Morning Blood Sugar Levels: What’s Your Target?
Understanding your morning blood sugar levels is crucial. It’s like a window into your health. If you’re curious about what those numbers should look like, you’re in the right spot. Let’s break it down and discover what you should aim for in the morning.
Why Blood Sugar Levels Matter
Blood sugar levels tell you how much glucose is in your blood. Glucose is the fuel your body needs to keep going. When your levels are too high or too low, it can affect your energy, mood, and overall health. It’s like trying to drive a car with the brakes on—something’s off, and you can feel it.
Ideal Morning Blood Sugar Levels
The magic numbers for morning blood sugar vary a bit, but here’s a good rule of thumb:
Normal Range: For most folks, the ideal level is between 70 and 99 mg/dL when you first wake up.
Prediabetes Range: If your numbers are between 100 and 125 mg/dL, it’s a sign that you might be heading toward prediabetes.
Diabetes Range: Levels above 126 mg/dL can indicate diabetes.
Think of it like a thermometer for your body. Just as you check your temperature to see if you’re healthy, checking your blood sugar helps you understand how well your body is performing.
Factors That Influence Morning Blood Sugar Levels
Several things can play a role in how your blood sugar behaves overnight. Here’s what to keep in mind:
Food Choices
What you eat the night before can affect your morning levels. Foods high in carbs may spike your sugar. It’s like filling a balloon with air; too much can make it pop!
Physical Activity
Exercise can lower blood sugar levels. If you’ve been active, it might show in your morning reading. Think of your body as a well-oiled machine; the more you use it, the better it runs.
Stress and Sleep
Stress and lack of sleep can raise your levels. It’s like a storm brewing; when it gets rough, your body reacts. Managing stress and getting good rest can help keep those numbers in check.
How to Monitor Your Levels
Keeping track of your blood sugar is easier than it sounds. Here are some simple steps to follow:
Use a Glucometer: This handy tool helps you check your sugar levels at home.
Test Consistently: Try to check your levels at the same time each morning to gather accurate data.
Keep a Log: Write down your readings. This can help you see patterns over time.
Just like keeping a score in a game, tracking brings clarity and understanding to your health journey.
What to Do if Your Levels Are Off
If your morning blood sugar levels are outside the ideal range, don’t panic. It’s important to speak with a healthcare professional. They can help you understand what’s going on and guide you on the best steps to take. It’s like having a coach to help you get back on track.
Final Thoughts
Understanding your morning blood sugar levels is a powerful tool for managing your health. By knowing what to aim for and the factors that affect your numbers, you can take charge of your well-being. Remember, every day is a new opportunity to learn and improve. Stay aware, track your levels, and strive for that optimal range!
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demiec0re · 27 days ago
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HOW SQUID GAME 2 MEN WOULD TREAT YOU!
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pairings! : kang dae-ho (player 388) x fem! reader, park gyeong-seok (player 246) x fem! reader, lee myung-gi (player 333) x fem!reader, park min-su (player 125) x fem! reader and choi su-bong/ thanos (player 230) x fem! reader
warnings! : mentions of panic attacks, smut, dr*g usage, mentions of violence (fighting), a tinsy bit of angst. let me know if i forgot anything!!
will contain sfw and nsfw headcannons!!
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1. KANG DAE-HO
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sfw.
- this man would be the softest, cutest, most caring man when it comes to you!
- if you guys are in the games, you are his first priority and will always make sure your health is 100%. gives you his food if you’re still that finest but hungry after dinner and pretends he doesn’t want it so you don’t feel bad.
- insists you make friends with people so that you’re safe in here. drags you over to his new group who give you a warm welcome. they make sure you’re safe throughout every game which you’re extremely thankful for.
- after the riot, he comes back shaking and sweating. you can tell he’s having a panic attack due to the gunshots reminding him of his time in the marines. you’ve have experience with this so you instantly leave your conversation with hyun-ju and jun-hee.
- you comb your fingers through his hair in an attempt to calm him down which works. you also rub his back and clear the sweat from his forehead whilst telling him it’s okay and you have him.
- it works and he’s calm.
nsfw.
- soft dom. wants you to feel as calm and comfortable as possible.
-deffo likes missionary and when you ride him so he can look at your face and wipe sweat from your forehead. he praises you like crazyyyyy and you would never hear anything degrading fall from his lips. ever.
-gives you little pecks on your neck which get more light and feather-y when leading down to your chest.
- when your legs get tired he can tell and flips you over to help you finish the job. makes sure you’ve came and you feel good before he does. just like he prioritises your safety in the games, he prioritises your enjoyment in the bedroom.
-he’s big with aftercare. wether you want a bath ran with rose petals and wine plus his company or just a wipe down and a massage you’ll get what you want because he loves you sosososo much.
-will make sure you’ve drifted off before he has. cuddles you from behind like a big bear!
2. PARK GYEON-SEOK
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- also prioritises your safety in the games. he’s gentle with you and you stick with him the whole time.
- he tells you about nayeon and his unfortunate position which you completely understand and you want to help him when the pair of you get out.
- will peck you before bed which the other guys think is soooo cute. he gets a little shy when they mention it. if anything occurs during the night, he’ll rush by your side and protect you at all costs.
- when the riot occurs you had preferred him not to go in case anything happened, only thinking of nayeon. when he’s not back for a while and eveyonr else is, you panic, big time.
- with tears escaping your eyes and several of the girls comforting you, a figure runs towards you. it’s none other than him! you’re super relived and you calm down when he convinces you that he’s completely fine.
- when you guys get out, you meet nayeon who’s absolutely adores you and gets all smiley when you’re around. she looks up to you as a motherly figure. when she’s better due to the money you both earned from the gruelling games, her hair grows back which you braid and style with clips everyday.
nswf.
- he fucks you slowly so you can feel every last drop of intimacy and love his man is pouring into your experience with him. also likes positions where he can admire your face.
- is vocal but not too vocal so you’ll hear a grunt and or a deep moan every now and again.
- another soft dom. doesn’t use toys or anything like that and likes it pure and simple. he’s a bit old fashioned so if you want anything like that he wouldn’t be too sure about it.
- eats you out with so much care and stops every few minutes to kiss your clit. this sends shivers down your spine. you grip his hair which spurs him on a little.
- makes sure you clean and happy after sex and sometimes falls asleep before you if he’s had a long day due to work or taking care of his daughter. you don’t mind bescuse you get to admire his beautiful face whilst he gets some rest.
3. LEE MYUNG-GI
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- makes sure you stick with him the whole time because he doesn’t want to have encounters with the wrong people like thanos who’s had his eye on you a couple times.
- gets into fights all the time, some of which revolve around you and his relationship with you. after he comes back with new bruises, you kiss them and urge him to stop getting into silly cat fights to which he rolls his eyes but agrees
- he has a soft spot for you and doesn’t really care about anyone else. always has an eye on you and during the mingle game you never. ever. leave his side.
- protects you and himself in fights during the night. will fight off anyone who even looks at you during them.
- during the riot, assures you all is okay and you’ll be fine. he was right. and when you guys get out, he takes care of you so well after you force him to pay off his debts to others which he didn’t really want to do.
nsfw.
- is more rough with you but still a soft dom. will degrade you from time to time with names like slut but nothing too heavy.
- will draw multiple orgasms from within you which leaves you seeing stars. he makes sure your always okay though.
- always comes in you and likes when you pull his hair or scratch his back while you’re getting off. he is much more vocal than the other guys and you guys’ moans combine to make a beautiful symphony.
- will wipe you down after sex but doesn’t do too much aftercare for you. he will run his fingers through your hair or massages you. makes sure you pee straight after because he read somewhere that you can get a UTI if you don’t which worries him.
-makes sure you fall asleep before him because he’s a gentleman.
4. PARK MIN-SU
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- is extremely sweet to you and loves you so much. initially didn’t want you to join the games with him but didn’t stop you.
- unfortunately he cannot protect you very well so most of the time during the night you’re the one fending for both of you but it’s okay because you love him.
- doesn’t speak up when thanos or any of his other leeches makes comments about you purely because he’s too timid to do anything. you stick up for yourself which he’s proud of you for.
- you comfort eachother during the riot
- when you guys get out you live a pretty peaceful and calm life which he enjoys and he pays for you guys’ meals out and pays for stuff he thinks you’d like which you find very sweet.
i didn’t write anything nsfw for min-su because i just can’t think of him doing anything like that 😭 sorry.
5. CHOI SU-BONG (thanos)
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- will call you names like señorita which you weren’t too fond of at first but the more he said it the more it grew on you.
-offers you his silly pills which you sternly reject. he doesn’t say anything more of them to you. you hate the fast that he takes them but you don’t want to nag him about it.
- during mingle, he physically kicks people away in order to secure a room for you guys which you think is wrong but you don’t say anything. after he notices you crying he quickly hugs you and tells you you’ll be fine which doesn’t really work but you stop crying anyway.
- drags you everywhere with him and makes you sit with his group who you don’t like at all besides se-mi who you grow fond of. when she changes her mind to X you knew it wouldn’t end well for her. you were correct.
- during night fights, you’re 100% safe because no- one would dare to do anything to you because they know what a nut job thanos is.
nswf.
- will fuck you rough and hard.
- also makes you come several times and might even make you squirt! doesn’t care where you guys are, sex is sex and he’s willing to get off if you are
- doesn’t really matter to him wether you come or not because all long as he has, eveything is good. pops a pill during it to increase him stamina which is already high enough.
- several rounds with him and you get overstimulated by the third one. he wants to go for a forth but you have to make it extremely clear that your body can’t handle it anymore.
- he likes doggy because then he can get nice and deep within your velvety walls. quite vocal and groans loudly, many even louder than you. degrading, toys and tears are alll his stimulants and will drive him on further.
- doesn’t have a clue about aftercare and will simply let out a loud and deep sigh after tying up the rubber and flop straight onto his back. he’s out like a light and is already sleeping deeply.
- your used to it so you just mirror his loud sigh and turn over and fall asleep aswell.
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- hope you guys enjoyed this! if you want a version for the squid game girls (both s1 +2) lmk!!
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prisonhannibal · 2 months ago
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@abdalsalam1990 is the same age as my youngest brother. Nader is only seventeen years old and living through a genocide. He has taken the responsibility of working hard every day to reach out to people online and spread his family’s story, in hopes of raising the money they need to survive with the rapidly increasing food prices in gaza, his father Ahmed’s cancer treatment, and eventually save up enough to evacuate so that Ahmed can get the treatment he needs to survive his illness. This is a huge task and difficult work that no one should ever have to do just to survive, and especially not a teenager. It’s so much responsibility on his shoulders, at an age where he should be hanging out with friends, going to school and preparing for his future, not fear for his life every day. But of course he continues to do it because he loves his family and desperately wants to bring them to safety. Nader has hopes and dreams for the future, but this genocide has taken so much from him, and this is his only chance to live the life and future he deserves. You can help give him that chance ❤️🇵🇸 any donation helps
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sloaneispunk · 17 days ago
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“mr. steal your girl”
jealous!in-ho x you
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as thanos’ side piece during the games, you were garunteed safety. but in-ho didn’t like the idea of you being someone elses.
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“señorita excuse me.”
you turned around.
“join our team.”
oh, god. in front of you stood a bright purple haired man, his goons crowding around him.
“why should i?” you scoffed.
“because a girl like you can’t survive in a place like this.”
he was right and you knew it. you’ve seen how badly he’s treated members of his team, but what choice did you have? beggars can’t be choosers.
from then on, you stuck with thanos. in the first two games, he stayed true to his word, taking you under his wing.
although you felt protected, you didn’t feel safe. you knew that thanos would turn his back on as soon as something bigger came up.
unbeknownst to you, in-ho had been keeping watch. he brought the sitaution up in any conversation he could have.
“you see that girl there? player 009?” he would point out to gi-hun as he watched you.
“yeah, what about her?”
“she’s not gonna last long with those shitheads.”he could feel the rage bubbling inside him as thanos draped his hands over you, pulling you closer as he talked to his minions.
“why do you care so much? i’m sure she’ll be okay.” gi-hun would reply, shaking it off like it was no big deal.
but to in-ho it was.
he couldn’t sit there and watch whilst you got used by a man like thanos. you were so sweet, you deserved to be protected by someone that actually had the heart and skills to.
him.
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during meal time, in-ho sat back and observed.
“you, come here. cut the line, you can take whatever you want.” thanos sneered as he dragged you to the front of the line.
“but i don’t want to.” you said softly, looking at the line of innocent, starved people behind.
“jesus.” he sighed, shoving you aside causing you to stumble.
as if on queue, in-ho appeared in front of you, pulling thanos aside.
he had enough.
“did your mother never teach you something called respect?” he spat as thanks regained his posture.
“who are you? you got a new boyfriend, girl? this old man?” thanos sneered, pointing to you. you could feel your face heating up from embarrassment as everyone stopped to stare.
“hey, i’m talking to you. look at me, not her.” he said sternly as thanos rolled his eyes.
“look, we’re fine, why don’t you go back, sit down, and eat your food, old man. i-”
in-ho wasted no time, punching him in the gut before he could finish.
then, nam-gyu stepped up, throwing back a punch. as if it weren’t embarrassing for them enough, he proceeded to miss every single one of his punches, in-ho retaliating by knocking them down easily.
as the two men cowered on the ground, in-ho went up to you.
“are you okay?” he asked, taking your arm to inspect.
“yeah… thanks.”
“come.”
“ah! it’s that girl he keeps talking about!” jung-bae exclaimed as you joined in-ho in the little circle the team had made.
in-ho nudged jung-bae’s shoulder, silencing him as you took a seat beside him.
“do you have enough to eat?” in-ho asked you, looking at what was left in your box.
“oh, yes, it’s more than enough thank you-”
“here, take this.” he interrupted, giving you half of his food.
“thank you.” you lightly chuckled as the team watched with their mouths wide open.
“hey, he never gives us his food! he’s made it clear he’s very protective of it!” dae-ho complained causing everyone to laugh.
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not too long after, it was lights out.
the team returned back to their own beds and so did you.
“señorita, come back to me. you’re no use to those guys.” thanos said as he jogged up to your bed.
you could feel yourself getting physically sick as he got nearer.
before you could answer, in-ho came to your side.
“darling, is this man bothering you?” he asked. you could tell that just from that, thanos was intimidated.
he let out a string of mumbles under his breath and accepted defeat.
“sorry, i hope i didn’t make you uncomfortable. i was just trying to scare him off.”
“can you stay here? just for tonight?” you asked with tears suddenly flooding your eyes, taking him aback as he crouched down to meet your eyes. “what if they come back?”
his gaze softened. “no one’s going to harm you, okay? i’ll stay here tonight, you just worry about getting rest.” he said, using his thumb to wipe away a tear.
“i never got your name.” you told him, making him chuckle.
“young-il… what’s yours?”
“y/n… thank you young-il.”
in-ho could feel his heart beating faster in his chest. his ‘name’ sounded different coming from your lips, he liked it.
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the next day, the atmosphere was rigid. every player afraid of what was to come for the next game.
in-ho had insisted on giving you his breakfast as he wasn’t hungry. when you protested, he came up with some imaginary excuse on how it’ll help you win the games.
in-ho had charm, you couldn’t deny. but what made you so attracted to him was how sincere he was.
you didn’t feel as though you were a piece of arm candy, you could feel his geniune kindness whenever he talked to you.
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as the game was introduced to everyone, mingle, you played with your hands nervously as thanos and his team tried to get your attention.
“ignore them.” in-so simply said, not even turning to look at them. “stay close.”
when the game started, in-ho made sure you stuck to him. to be frank, he didn’t care for the rest of the team.
however, on the third round of the game, players started acting irrationally, pushing and shoving each other to secure a room before anyone else could.
the stakes were getting higher.
when the lights started flashing a blinding stroke of blue and red, you felt an arm yank you away from in-ho. you called out for him, catching his attention right away.
“we got her, let’s go!” thanos shouted as he attempted to drag you into a room with him and the team.
in-ho was fuming, pushing pasd everyone in his way, his charged at thanos.
if you hadn’t had stopped him, all of you would have been as good as dead.
you had 10 seconds left, “young-il! we need to go now!” you shouted, breaking up the two men.
before he was pulled away from thanos, he spat on him, leaving him on the ground once again as the two of you locked yourself in a room.
“are you hurt?” he asked as soon as the door closed. you shook your head ‘no’. “gosh, he pisses me off.”
“yeah, you and me both.” you agreed, slumping down onto the floor beside him.
“i need you to stay with me… that was too close y/n. who knows what could have happened if you were trapped inside with him?” he lightly scolded.
“i know…i’m sorry.”
“it’s not your fault okay? i just don’t want to lose you.” he admitted as he took your hand in his.
the game resumed afterwards, not sparing anyone a break. but in-ho knew one thing, he wasn’t going to let you go after the game, he wanted you all for himself.
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beloveds-embrace · 2 months ago
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More roomate!au thoughts because, again, my brain never stops. When you move in with them, dont expect to be able to do anything by yourself ever again (unless its housework and their away), your car needs fuel? Dont worry Simon will go with you and fill it up for you and dont even think about trying to pay for it yourself, you tried once and Simon just glared at you so you tucked your card back into your purse. You need to go get a few supplies for college, Price and Gaz are joining you and giving their opinions about the best laptop to get or the best stationary (they fill out enough paperwork that they know the best ones). You're cooking them dinner, Johnnys right by your side following your every order and helping to wash up while you go relax on the sofa waiting for whatevers in the oven. And you will want for nothing, you see a pair of shoes you want while out shopping but their outside of your price range, they arrive at your door a week later just after the boys deploy, you see a pretty necklace on TV and comment on it, Johnnys there behind you fastening it just before your next night out. You lament that your mattess and bed are uncomfortable, a new one arrives the next and it just so happens to be big enough to fit all 5 of you on it.
Yeah, the boys would 1000% give you princess treatment
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My mind is still on that drabble so i absolutely love this so so so very much god yes….
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It doesn’t end there, of course. God, they do so, so much for you.
It’s Simon who stands right outside the bathroom door when you get sick late at night, trying to be quiet and not bother anyone yet when you tell him he should go to sleep, you’ll be fine, he doesn’t even let you finish your sentence.
“Don’t need sleep,” he grunts, pulling you against his body. Despite your protests, his warmth alone makes you melt. “Jus’ tell me what you need.”
It’s Gaz who gifts you with a surprise spa day kit after he notices how exhausted you look during your exams, gently pushing aside your laptop. “You look knackered, lovie,” he murmurs. “Let me take care of you, alright? You always spoil us when we return anyways, this the least we can do.”
It’s Johnny who immediately knows your day has been shit just from listening the way you shuffle in, shoulders slumped and head downcast.
“Someone steal yer sunshine, hen?”
“Don’t wanna talk about it, Johnny,” you mumble tiredly, yet you have no energy to refuse when he leads you to the couch. “Bad day. I’ll just go to my room-“
“Nah, none o’ that,” he shakes his head, taking your bag. “Sit down, aye? I’ll fix you up something warm.” Though he makes sure to drap a blanket over yours shoulders before he goes into the kitchen, muttering about food.
It’s Price who goes hand in hand with your safety. All of them do make you feel safe but John is just- a bit different.
Once, you were being followed after you finished shopping and like an idiot, you’d forgotten your usual pepper spray you carried. You knew you were being followed because you could feel the eyes constantly on you and you circled the same area several times. Your hands are shaking when you text him, praying to every god-
- john
- Yes, love?
You are too afraid to even crack a smile at his serious punctuation.
- someones following me idk what to d
You don’t wait for him to reply. Just nervously, with too many typos, you tell him where you are and if please can he come or any of the men-
When John appears by your side in no less than five minutes, he just pulls you close to his side.
“Come on, sweetheart.” He ushers you along. “Bloke’s been dealt with. Give me your backs, yeah? Next time tell me or any of the muppets to join you.”
Too late you notice the blood splatters on his knuckles.
Also, remember when I said the original ad had been because they wanted someone to keep the place tidy when they are away? That doesn’t apply when they are home. If they see you cleaning or cooking, they are helping- nu uh, no complaints allowed, they are not about to let you slave away when you have four very capable men at your beck and call.
Hell, once it was Johnny who saw you scrubbing the kitchen floors and he just picked you up and placed you on the counter, tsking at you.
In a few hours, John returned to find all of them cleaning the kitchen; Soap was now dusting, Gaz vaccuming, and Simon wiping the counters.
And you were bundled in the couch corner, cozy and cute.
“What’s all this?” He asked, an eyebrow raised, and you shrug.
“She was tryin’ to clean.” Johnny grumbled from the corner.
“And you didn’t stop her sooner?”
“Bloody stubborn bird,” Ghost was the one who replied this time, not even looking up.
You opened your mouth to argue, but the look John fixed you with made you shut your mouth with a click.
“Good girl.”
The warmth on your cheeks was definitely not from overworking, at least.
You mention needing new clothes? You wake up to Simon’s credit card on your nightstand with a note ordering you to use it. “Strangely”, you can’t find neither your own card nor your wallet.
You also can’t find him, but Kyle’s there and oh wow! He has nothing to do so he will in fact be joining you (and making you model the dresses and outfits and send pictures to the others so you can be drowned in compliments)!
Also i like to hc that john(s) are both huge coffee lovers and they do in fact have those huge, fancy coffee machines yk? They are insulted when they see you drink the cheap, shitty, tasteless instant coffee you are surviving on and from then on, you will wake up every day to warm, fresh coffee made for you <33
Anyways gods i love them sm can you tell 😩😩
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ms-andrie · 6 months ago
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There's nothing wrong with having "wants" in a relationship. "Wanting" to have regular sex is okay. But your "wants" do not trump someone else's RIGHTS. Your "wants" also dont get to trump your partner's.
If your partner doesnt WANT to have sex, that is -- yes, a want, just like desiring sex is. But REFUSING sex is a RIGHT. Even if sex was a "need" that doesnt mean it gets to supplant my rights. Just because someone "needs" warmth, does not mean that they get to forcibly take the clothes off my back to do so. That doesnt mean that they get to force me to huddle for warmth with them. That doesnt mean that they get to crawl inside my slain body tauntaun style.
Just because someone needs a kidney to live, doesn't mean that they get to take mine against my will. My rights trump their needs.
Men know very well what bodily autonomy is when they're the ones who risk being violated. They just don't extend the same humanity to women. They think they *deserve* sex because they're in a relationship. They think they *deserve* sex because they see themselves as superior.
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Begging people to realise sex is not a need and you are not entitled to it. The “men have needs!” saying is commonly used by males to manipulate women into having sex. In other words… it’s rape culture rhetoric.
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