#Matt Draper

[revolutionaryjackelving]

NOTES on Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)

I saw Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (should really be “Kingdom of the Apes” but whatever) and I surprisingly liked it a lot. I also found a lot of reviews of the film missing the mark of the film. So I’m going to explore it a bit here. SPOILERS. So about Planet of the Apes… Short answer, I’ve never been a fan of the franchise and the reason has everything to do with prejudice. I just don’t…

[itsdansotherblog]

I remember in the audio commentary that Matt Weiner said “You’re wife’s drunk” was the worst possible insult that you could say to another man in the ‘60s.

[dean-boese-universe]

In this episode, we discuss a murder that happened in Pocatello Idaho in 2006. The killers wore masks and tried to terrorize and torture their victim before they took her life. We discuss the murder of Cassie Jo Stoddart on this spooky season episode of the Family Plot Podcast! But first, we talk to Krys about her corner, things going on in her world, her sick/mental health day and good things we've eaten before diving deep into the dark story of two boys who killed a friend and had plans to kill many other people all in the desire to be infamous. All this and more in this incredible episode of the Family Plot Podcast!

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Can I just say that no one I've ever read writes the relationship between exes as well as you do (I'm still aflutter over Procedure).

So I was wondering what the exes relationships are like for other characters you write for? Are they semi-perminent in each others lives despite the split or are they 'and they never spoke again' people?

Were you looking for an answer that includes the dozens of men on my Wildly Inappropriate Chart? No, probably not.

Are you getting one? Absolutely. (Full list and breakout below the cut)

Will put you in a simulation to make you love him again

Frank (Don’t Worry Darling)

Will ignore you

Stewy Hosseini

Kendall Roy

Don Draper

Percival Graves

Sherlock Holmes (Enola Holmes verse)

Abel Morales

Orlando Oxford

Daniel Le Domas

Will secretly keep tabs on you

Javier Peña

James Bond

Tommy Shelby

Diego Jimenez

Gurney Halleck

Horacio Carrillo

Chris Argent

Marc Specter

Duncan Idaho

Eddie Brock

Frank Castle

Boba Fett

Will reappear to fuck up the vibe just after you've managed to move on

Raymond Smith

Don Eppes

Carmy Berzatto

Indiana Jones

Nathan Bateman

Duke Leto Atreides

Ray Merrimen

Santiago Garcia

Dean Winchester

Bruce Wayne

Angel Reyes

Oberyn Martell

Benny ‘Borracho’ Magalon

Patrick Zweig

Will be friendly to the best of his abilities but will struggle with the fact that he's still in love with you

Steve Rogers

Andy Barber

Jonathan Levy

George Russell

Harvey Specter

Jake Seresin

Eddie Munson

Josh Lyman

Rhett Abbott

Anthony Bridgerton

Will make you fall back in love with him with one smile, sweeping shoulder touch, and a soft but meaningful, “Long time, no see...How are you?”

Benny Miller

Bradley Rooster Bradshaw

Will Miller

Bucky Barnes

Rafael Barba

Christopher Pike

Frankie Morales

Marcus Pike

Matt Murdock

Poe Dameron

Art Donaldson

[chaoticladyfire]

A List of Things that are my 'Roman Empire'

Emily Gilmore (they can never make me hate you)

The letter Alex Turner wrote to Alexa Chung, you know which one

A Sunday on La Grande Jatte by Georges Seurat

The Eagles' 'Hotel California' guitar solo

What did Henry tell Camilla at the end of The Secret History?

That one article about Bennington University in the 1980s

Lana Del Rey’s unreleased songs. Specifically ‘Boarding School’ ‘Smarty’ and ‘Children of the Bad Revolution’

Fleabag and Claire from Fleabag

The Holdovers

Annabeth intuitively knowing to protect Percy in The Last Olympian

The Execution of Lady Jane Grey by Paul Delaroche

That scene in Lady Bird where Lady Bird jumps out of a car because of her mother's ramblings

House M.D.

Simon from Lord of the Flies

Anne Boleyn

My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Otessa Moshfegh

Remus Lupin

The Roy sibling’s childhood in Succession

George Harrison's pictures in India

Stop All the Clocks by W.H Auden

Paris Geller not getting into Harvard

Fleetwood Mac's album Rumour

Macbeth, the character

Inigo Montoya

Emma, 2020

The most important women in Don Draper's life dying of different kinds of cancer

Ash Lynch from Banana Fish

Nicky Hemmick from All For the Games

Meredith Grey and Cristina Yang from Grey's Anatomy

Will Herondale and Jem Carstairs from The Infernal Devices

That one Thanksgiving episode in Gossip Girl

Jess Mariano from Gilmore Girls

Challengers, 2024

Baby Fever

Little Miss Sunshine

Robert Spearing from Industry

My Lady Jane being cancelled

Creme Brulee

Peeta Mellark from The Hunger Games

The violet field scene from E.M. Forsters' A Room With A View

The fountain scene in Atonement

Skyfall, 2012

'But did you die' line from The Hangover Part II

That scene in Good Will Hunting where Robin William tells Matt Damon how he met his wife.

Sansa Stark

The Twinyards

The fact that men can strike a conversation with waiters, cab drivers, etc without fear of repercussions

The Persuasion letter

Caravaggio vs Artemisia’s art

Declan Lynch from The Raven Cycle. Pretty much the entire TRC series

[misspaoline]

"In 2007, Matt Bomer would have been a little too young to play Don Draper on Mad Men. (Jon Hamm has six years on him.) In most other ways, though, he would have been perfect. He has the kind of chiseled, leading man features, and the charisma to match, that make him seem like a man from an earlier time. His breakout TV role, 2009’s White Collar, even contrived a reason to dress him in Rat Pack-era suits, and he’s appeared in a number of period pieces, most notably Amazon’s short-lived adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Last Tycoon. In that show, and in many of his other roles, he’s also demonstrated a great facility for playing men hiding trauma and other secrets deep below that beautiful facade he shows to the world.

With Showtime‘s new miniseries Fellow Travelers, Bomer finally gets to portray a closer approximation of Draper. In the adaptation of Thomas Mallon’s novel, Bomer plays Hawkins Fuller, a mid-century decorated military veteran turned mover and shaker, who will do anything to conceal the truth about himself, who has a terrifying gift for compartmentalization and denial, and who is married to a woman he loves, but is not as attracted to her as she believes."

[cosmic-ships]

Matt The Radar Technician x Kaden The Fighter Mechanic - Playlist

💜 My Darling by Dooqu

🧡 Down For The Ride by Iltaobrothers

💜 Invincible by WaveWave and Sleeping Wolf

🧡 Dreamcatcher by Night Argent

💜 Ready Or Not by Sleeping Wolf

🧡 Begin by Apollo Junction

💜 Take Me To Heaven by Sleeping Wolf

🧡 Sparklers by Gemini Club

💜 Who Are You? by Draper

🧡 Bad Habits by Delaney Jane

💜 Circus by Britney Spears

🧡 Just Dance by Lady Gaga

Ok 2 rb || If you're not a self shipper dni. I have anxiety lol

[incorrectbatfam]

A list of Tim aliases?

Alvin Draper

Caroline Hill

Ariana Dzerchenko

Tom Bombadil

Dean Winchester

Mycroft Moriarty

Conner Kent

Matt Murdock

Charles Beckendorf

Cassian Andor

Goncharov

[kilowogcore]

Enjoy yer beauty now, young femboys, twinks, an' other beauties, fer one day you too will become a daddy!

I mean, unless you've got the right kind a' genes, or really take care a' yerself, or somethin' like that.

Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I ain't got the knowledge ta' say this is universally or even somewhat true, it's just what I thought of when I looked at these panels.

(Art sampled from "Alan Scott: The Green Lantern" Vol. 1 #6 by Tim Sheridan, Cian Tormey, Jordi Tarragona, Matt Herms, Lucas Gattoni, Marquis Draper, Andrew Marino, and Katie Kubert)

[jocelynscrazyideas]

Masterlist

not sure if I’ll be writing yet- I’m planning on it, just not sure if I’m ready for the creation part. I’ll probably start during off season 🤗

Who I write for: if your desired player is not here, just mention the name, and ill add them to the list!!

A: Alexander Holtz - New Jersey Devils Auston Mathews - Toronto Maple Leafs Adam Fantilli- CBJ

B: Brock Faber- Minnesota Wild Brady Tkachuk- Ottawa Senators Brendan Brisson- Vegas Golden Knight Brodie Ziemer- USNTDP U18/ college commit: U of Minn Brendan McMorrow- USNTDP U18/ Commit to U of Denver

C: Charlie Strobel- University of Minnesota Cole Caufield- Montreal Canadieans

D: Dawson Mercer- New Jersey Devils Dylan Duke- U of Mich/ Tampa Bay Lightning

E: Ethan Edwards- U of Mich/NJD

F: Frank Nazar lll- U of Michigan/Chicago Blackhawks

G: Gavin Brindley- U of Mich/Columbus Blue Jackets Garrett Shifsky- University of MIchigan

H: J: Jack Hughes- New Jersey Devils John Marino- New Jersey Devils Johnny Beecher- Boston Bruins

Joel Hofer-

K: Kiril Kaprizov? - Minnesota Wilds Kienan Draper- Detroit Red Wings Kandre Miller- New York Rangers

L: Luke Hughes - New Jersey Devils Luca Fantilli- U of Michigan

M: Mark Estapa - U of Michigan Mackie Samoskevich - Florida Panthers/charlotte checkers Matt Boldy - Minnesota Wild Matthew Tkachuk - Florida Panthers Matt Rempe- NYR

N: Nick Moldenhauer- U of Mich/Toronto Maple Leafs

Nico Hischier- New Jersey devils

O: Owen Powers- Buffalo Sabers Oliver Moore- University of MN/Chicago Blackawks

P: Philippe Lapointe- Univeristy of Michigan

Q: Quinn Hughes- Vancouver Canucks

R: Rutger McGroarty- U of Mich/Winnipeg Jets

S: Seamus Casey - U of Mich/NJD Sidney Crosby?- Pittsburg Penguins

T: Trevor Zegras- Anaheim Ducks Tyler Duke- U of Michigan Thomas Bordeleau - San Jose Sharks

[denimbex1986]

'...Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited Series or Movie Nominees

Matt Bomer, Fellow Travelers

Richard Gadd, Baby Reindeer

Jon Hamm, Fargo

Tom Hollander, Feud: Capote vs. the Swans

Andrew Scott, Ripley...

Emmy-Winning Predictions

Jon Hamm has done very well in his career playing antiheroes. That’s how he first gained fame, as Don Draper in Mad Men, for which he finally won an Emmy on his eighth try.

This is the first time he’s playing a straight villain, and he earns this nod with an especially vicious turn as a homicidal South Dakota sheriff who believes he has more power than he does. Hamm is menacing and downright scary in a way he never has been, and it’s impossible to take your eyes off him. It’s perhaps the best thing he’s ever done, minus Draper of course, and blows away his other major role this year...

Still, as good as he is — and he is good — I don’t think he wins because of how brilliant Andrew Scott is in the title role of Netflix’s Ripley adaptation. Scott is magnetic as the legendary literary conman Thomas Ripley, oozing charm and deceit with every breath.

If the only adaptation of author Patricia Highsmith’s work you’ve ever seen is the one that starred Matt Damon a quarter century ago, do yourself a favor and sit down to watch this more immersive version. Damon is a talented guy, no question, but what Scott does here makes it seem like Damon was in a school play.

If I were voting, I would seriously consider flipping a coin to decide whether I would vote for Scott or Hamm, then I would think about it one more time and would write Scott’s name down. I think most Emmy voters will do the same. 

Who Should Win: Andrew Scott Who Will Win: Andrew Scott...'

[thezombieblogg]

The scream killers

The story of two boys in Idaho in the year of 2006 that were so inspired  by the scream movie they tried to recreate the movie. 

Cassie Jo Stoddard was murdered in her own home on september 22, 2006. Cassie had invited her boyfriend over and he brought two boys with him, Brian Draper and Torey adamchik. Stoddard had given the boys a house tour, when it came to the basement Brian unlocked the basement door so the boys  could get back into the house later that night. 

They used the excuse that they were going to see a movie, yet draper and adamcik never went to the movies instead they went out to their vehicles to change into dark clothing,gloves,and white masks. The boys decided to make  loud noises and turn the power off to ‘scare’ them.  Stoddard started to really get more and more terror-stricken as the time went on, knowing her boyfriend would have to leave as soon as he had to take care of his uncle's house and pets.  Matt got picked up by his mom at 10:30pm. After he had gotten picked up by his mother, he had called draper and adamcik to see what they were doing, he couldn't tell what they were saying as they where whispering   so he had just assumed they were at the movies tike they said.

 Once the boys had found out she was alone, they opened and closed the closet doors to scare stoddard. Draper had a dagger and Adamchik had a hunting-style knife. They brutally attacked her, there were 30 total stab wounds, 12 of them actually being fatal. They had planned to kill Cassie for a while. The two boys had recorded the attack. The boys were both arrested for  first degree murder and conspiracy to comit first degree. 

Both Draper and Adamchik had blamed the other. Draper later admitted to killing her and then getting rid of their  clothes, masks, and weapons at Black Rock Canyon. When they went to pick up the evidence they found more than what the claimed to be there, there were matches, what they think is cassie's  shirt, video tapes,notes, boots, garbage bags and a piece of black cord. 

These are some of the pictures i found 

*my source: kileystruecrime.squarespace.com*  

The video:

[gaminegay]

A video essayist that focuses on horror, you say?

Give us a name, girl! Spread that blessing around!

i feel like probably everyone knew of him but me lol but it's Matt Draper on the tube!

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

Saturday Night Live S49E16: Kristen Wiig

How epic was last weekend's episode of SNL?? Wiig is one of the all-time greats, it shouldn’t be a surprise, but you never really know with this show. Sometimes the host’s humor doesn’t gel well with the cast or translate to the audience. Sometimes the energy is just... off.

Wiig's been beloved as a comedian for a long time, but I gained even more appreciation for her after this episode. The sketches she picked, not only did they play to her strengths but also gave other people the opportunity to shine. And her humor is so fluid: she can do loud, physical comedy as well as subtle, niche comedy. Like the secret ingredient to everything, she elevates any dish.

Let’s start with the cameos because IT WAS STACKED. Any of the guests on any given night would have been enough, but she is getting inducted into the “Five-Timers Club”, so the show pulled out all the stops.

It starts off with Paul Rudd and Matt Damon in the audience; cuts to Jon Hamm, Martin Short, Fred Armisen, and (my beloved) Will Forte off to the side; and — as if that wasn't enough — it ends with Ryan Gosling bequeathing her the coveted jacket. JUST BANANAS. Full monologue HERE.

It was reminiscent of her last episode as a cast member, with legend after legend seeing her off.

NOW, ONTO THE SKETCHES:

JUMANJI – Andrew Dismukes is his own person but there’s something about him that reminds me of Forte. His humor is not as unconventional but he has a similar dedication to absurdity. With sheer commitment, he makes a lot of stuff work that really shouldn’t. So it made sense to me that Forte was invited to this sketch—which I can only assume came from the mind of Dismukes.

No offense to the current SNL batch, I like them a lot, but this episode made it apparent that Wiig, Forte, (and also Armisen) are on another level. Wiig, the reigning queen of the batshit lady, set the tone for this bizarre scenario. She made it work. Forte, the ultimate king of 10 to 1 sketches, added credibility to it. I'm trying to imagine it with Heidi Gardner and Mikey Day as placeholders for Wiig and Forte, respectively, and while I could still see it kind of working, I don't know if it would be as memorable.

PILATES (Pre-Tape) – this could should be an actual movie. Wiig as the creepy, high-energy instructor calling everyone "Mamas" cracked me up. Partly because it reminded me of Kaley Cuoco’s irritation with the pet name, which she recently griped about on the Conan Needs a Friend podcast.

SECRETARIES – this sketch wasn’t made for Jon Hamm but it was also made for Jon Hamm. Trudy made her first appearance when Pete Davidson hosted at the start of the season. Gardener carried that sketch the best she could but now she had two aces up her sleeve: Wiig and Hamm. Wiig, as Tootie, dived into the screwball comedy complete with mid-Atlantic accent; while Hamm only needed to revisit his role as Don Draper. I was near tears seeing them at the brink of breaking near the end. Also made me miss seeing them in Bill Hader’s Vincent Price sketches. It's got a similar vibe.

RETIREMENT PARTY – my favorite sketch of the night. This was the closest an alumnus has ever gotten to recreating the mid to late-aughts vibe of SNL, my favorite era. I've not thought about this sketch much or particularly missed it, but when Wiig came out with her oxygen tank, Armisen in his knee-length trousers, and Forte in his Hamilton wig, I was hit with so much joy and nostalgia. Made me realize how much I, as a viewer, took for granted, spoiled with such a wealth of hilarious recurring sketches.

Jason Sudeikis was often the perfect straight man for these sketches, but Day did a good job reacting to all the unhinged guests. I also wonder if he had a hand in writing it as Wiig’s lines sounded like something his character Supercentenarian Mort Fellner would say.

WEEKEND UPDATE – once again, Marcello Hernandez ruled behind the desk, this time as the 4.8 Magnitude Earthquake that recently (very gently) shook New York. He was later joined by Keenan Thompson as the Solar Eclipse. Not the biggest fan of Thompson but I do enjoy his dynamic with Hernandez. Wiig, on the other hand, reprised her favorite character, movie critic Aunt Linda. Her film reviews are always a riot but she had me cackling the moment she referred to Colin as Seth.

GO-KARTS – solid sketch that got me so invested and left me with many questions: What’s the bad thing? Why would it get Daddy drinking again? But mostly, who’s Sheila? Chloe Troast’s reveal off to the side was a nice touch. And the nickname, Big C, had me hollering.

LA MAISON DU BANG! – this was the sort of sketch Wiig used to do a lot with Maya Rudolph and Amy Poehler back in the day and while I enjoyed seeing how much fun they were having, it was never something I got overly excited about. But seeing a version of it reborn was a delight. Molly Kearney leaping into frame with a saxophone was a welcome surprise. Reminiscent of Sudeikis’ tracksuit-wearing dancer in What Up With That?.

The musical guest, Raye, also killed it. She's like Amy Winehouse reincarnate. She sang barefoot at one point and I loved that tiny detail.

Links to her incredible performances HERE and HERE.

Fantastic show, all around. Best of the season, so far.

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Who of the boys you write for gets pussy drunk 👀 it's for science

I really wish I could say all of them

But I also went a little crazy in my spreadsheet (I took it seriously because you said it was for science) and anyway here's a list of almost all of the men that I've written for and the ranking of how pussy drunk I think they get they get from least to most. Click on pic for better quality; full list of fifty-six men holy crap below the cut.

Won't eat you out unless you ask; probably won't enjoy it much

Frank (Don't Worry Darling)

Don Draper

Percival Graves

Sherlock Holmes (Enola Holmes verse)

Will eat you out if you ask; would rather just be inside you

Tommy Shelby

Diego Jimenez

Abel Morales

Horacio Carrillo

Gurney Halleck

Chris Argent

Marc Specter

Boba Fett

Orlando Oxford

Steve Rogers

Will eat you out without you asking; doesn't mind it

Daniel Le Domas

Duncan Idaho

Andy Barber

Nathan Bateman

Raymond Smith

Stewy Hosseini

Javier Peña

James Bond

Kendall Roy

Don Eppes

Eddie Brock

Carmy Berzatto

Indiana Jones

Will eat you out without you asking; will enjoy it

Jonathan Levy

Benny Miller

Bradley Rooster Bradshaw

Duke Leto Atreides

George Russell

Harvey Specter

Ray Merrimen

Santiago Garcia

Will Miller

Bucky Barnes

Dean Winchester

Frank Castle

Bruce Wayne

Jake Seresin

Rafael Barba

This man will happily live between your thighs. No thoughts brain scrambled egg. You are the sun and he is ice cream melting slowly.

Angel Reyes

Christopher Pike

Eddie Munson

Frankie Morales

Josh Lyman

Marcus Pike

Matt Murdock

Oberyn Martell

Poe Dameron

Rhett Abbott

Benny ‘Borracho’ Magalon

Art Donaldson

Patrick Zweig

Anthony Bridgerton