#Marauder incorrect quotes
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a-great-tragedy · 3 months ago
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James: Hey Remus! What’s up? Wanna spend summer at my place?
Sirius: Nice jumper Remus!
Remus: *Internal monologue* They all hated me
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mydarlingdearestdead · 1 year ago
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@olivers-cocoapuffs 103 per request
James: Mum, I'm dating Regulus now and-
Effie: You couldn't have found anyone better?
James: But Mum! I love him!
Effie: I was talking to Regulus.
James:
Regulus: The store was sold out of everything else
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i-heart-emos · 1 year ago
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James : I dare you-
Remus : sirius is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
James : Why not?
Sirius : "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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faerycross · 2 months ago
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sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"
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percyweasleyapologist · 2 months ago
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Remus: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Remus, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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outromoony · 1 month ago
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Sirius: I don't know how to tell all of you this, so I'm going to whisper it to James, who will inevitably shout it out in surprise.
Sirius: *whispers to James*
James: YOU'RE DATING MOONY?!
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rudamaruda520 · 2 months ago
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James: um... the sky looks nice tonight...
Regulus: sorry Potter, I don't do 'small talks'. You're either my ride or die or you can get lost.
James: oh, I see... so- will you marry me?
Regulus: Now we're talking.
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moonyswarmsweaters · 1 month ago
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Remus: how did Reggie first came out to you?
Sirius: well there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
Remus: That's cute
Sirius: It was NOT cute!
Sirius: I thought he was pregnant.
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child-of-icarus · 2 months ago
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This except it’s literally just Starchaser
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moondustinfj · 6 months ago
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James: He hates me! Why does your uncle hate me Sirius??
Sirius: Oh...Because I told him you were the one who smoked pot in my room when I visited him in 5th year
James: WHAT??
Regulus *coming inside* : Hey, what's going on?
James: Sirius told Alphard that I smoked pot in Sirius' room in 5th year!
Regulus: What? Were you even there?
Sirius: ...I told him he flew out of the window
James: And why did he believe it?
Sirius: Because I told him what an excellent quidditch player you are :)
James: awwww :) you really-
Regulus: NO. Don't even start. Sirius, James and I are supposed to tell him that we live together TODAY and we can't do that if he hates James!
Sirius: Okay! Okay...I'll tell him.
(1 hour later)
Regulus: So. Did you tell him?
Sirius: Yeah about that. I was thinking of maybe writing him a letter-
Regulus: Okay you know what? You had your chance.
Regulus *goes up to Alphard*: Uncle. James didn't smoke pot in 5th year, Sirius did.
Sirius: YOU ARE SUCH A TATTLETALE!!
Alphard: Is this true Sirius?
Sirius: Yes..
Regulus: And uncle. Sirius was the one who melted your collection.
Sirius:
Sirius: REGULUS' ONLY FRIEND FOR YEARS WAS OUR HOUSE ELF
Regulus: *gasp*
Regulus: SIRIUS AND REMUS BROKE UP, GOT TOGETHER AND BROKE UP. AGAIN!
Sirius: REGULUS BECAME A DEATH EATER THEN WENT ON A SECRET MISSION TO FIND THE HORCRUXES. ON HIS OWN!
Regulus: SIRIUS IS GOING TO ASK REMUS TO MARRY HIM!
Remus: what
Sirius: YOU LITTLE- REGULUS AND JAMES ARE LIVING TOGETHER!!
Alphard: ....That is a lot of information to take in 30 seconds. I will have a word with both of you later. And James.
James:
Alphard: You have been Sirius' best friend for years, stuck by him through his drug problem
Sirius: Oh come on, it's not like he never-
Alphard: And now you've taken on Regulus as well. I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.
James: Thank you, sir
Alphard: Please. Call me uncle.
James: Okay...uncle.
Remus:
Remus:
Remus: Okay so am I supposed to ignore the fact that-
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saah4r · 18 days ago
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remus/james: has anyone ever told you that they love you?
sirius/regulus: do parents count?
remus/james: yes
sirius/regulus: then no
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a-great-tragedy · 3 months ago
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Marauders quotes as conversations I have had
James: You’re so pretty, but do you want to know what else you are?
Regulus: *Laughs nervously* What am I?
James: Deficient in vitamin D. Go outside. And drink more water. I care about you gooddamnit-
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bri-cheeses · 3 months ago
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*Dorcas introducing Marlene to the Skittles for the first time*
Dorcas: “This is Regulus. Yes, he does bite. Do not mention James or Sirius around him.”
Dorcas: “This is Evan-and-Barty. Do Not separate them unless you are prepared to face the consequences.”
Dorcas: “And this is Pandora. She can see the future sometimes and has predicted horrible deaths for all of us, but we don’t like to worry about that.”
Dorcas: “What do you think, babe?” :3
Marlene: “… I think I’ve just unknowingly started dating a cult member”
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regulusblock · 7 months ago
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teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?
teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit
also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch
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liv45no · 4 months ago
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Ted: dating a Black is great.
James: so great!
Remus: the best!
Ted: but they tend to be a tad judgmental.
James: almost punitive.
Remus: they are monsters.
Ted: that’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes :)
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yourgalgremlin · 4 months ago
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REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—
SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?
JAMES: of detention?
REGULUS: of Sirius?
REMUS: …of depression.
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