#Magnum PI.

[tuttle-did-it]

'The Dead File,' Murder, She Wrote

Patrick Macnee returns (The Avengers, This is Spinal Tap, The New Avengers, A View to Kill, The Howling, Frasier, NightMan, Diagnosis Murder, Jack’s Place, Battlestar Galactica 86, Coach, Super Force, Sherlock Holmes and the Leading Lady, Masque of the Red Death, Around the World in 80 Days, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Lime Street, Mary, Magnum PI.)

It's so weird to see him in an ill-fitting suit! Kind of upsetting, actually.

Harvey Fierstein (Mrs Doubtfire, Independence Day, Bullets over Broadway, Mulan, Death to Smoochy, Dr Jekyll and Mrs Hyde, Cheers)

S9E5, Aired 15 Nov 1992

[wheneverfeasible]

Eddie Munson headcanon that has no basis in canon whatsoever but I love it anyways.

Eddie has a crush on Tom Selleck, specifically for his role as Magnum P.I. that he secretly watches whenever Wayne is gone. The hairy chest, mustache, and thick thighs really do it for him.

So really? How is he supposed to look at Steve in all his hairy and thick thighed glory and not fall hopelessly in love with him?

And then one Halloween, after Eddie accidentally lets slip that he likes Magnum P.I., Steve arrives at a Halloween party dressed as him. Eddie can’t control his blushing every time he looks at Steve, and over the course of the night, Steve’s buttons on his Hawaiian shirt come more and more undone.

Three weeks later Eddie wakes up in a cold sweat realizing Steve had been flirting with him all night and he was just too stupid to realize it at the time.

Afterwards, when Steve’s and Eddie’s sweat is cooling as they’re laying in a tangle of limbs in Steve’s bed, Steve makes an offhand remark that he’s thinking of growing a mustache out.

Eddie vows that, legal or not, he’s going to marry this man one of these days.

[renegadesstuff]

-Goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky you were more than just a short time.- ❤️‍🩹

[mycroftholmesian]

😊😆🔍

[astralbondpro]

Magnum P.I. // S02E12 The Jororo Kill

[sunlightmurdock]

Bradshaw P.I. | or, Bradley as a private detective living in O’ahu in the 80s

[sempredomingo]

[gameraboy2]

Magnum, P.I. (1980), "Skin Deep"

[eccentricallygothic]

Thinking about Thomas Magnum's huge cock… 

“Oh! Oh, Tom!” There weren't many people who called him that. Or rather, were allowed to call him that. “Oh!” But as you let out the most obscene, throaty moans while fingering his tamed curls, Thomas only growled and thrusted deeper into you, prompting you to keep going. 

You were so painfully stretched around his humongous girth that the strain it put on the rim of your poor pussy was almost too much for you to handle. You felt the ticklish feel of his mustache all over the skin of your chest where Thomas was licking, sucking, biting and marking all the spots he pleased. 

“Oh— oh! God!” A choked whine escaped you when he latched his mouth onto your hardened nipple next, his wet and hot tongue swirling around the sensitive nub before he let his teeth bite down on it. Your pussy was being forced to expand yet again. Thomas' cock was overly lubed with your juices and your greedy little hole was too eager to swallow up everything that the older man had to offer you than was good for it. 

“No God here, pretty girl. Just me” his balls tried to help themselves into your wet cunt with each animalistic thrust that he was giving you, your helpless legs that were looped around his waist bouncing with each fuck of his hips. Thomas’ cock was hard with arousal and its base was heavy with his impending load. 

“Hng!” Your features twisted from the bitter-sweet blend of pain and pleasure. 

“So—” he winced before manhandling your clawish hands above your head in one of his, using the other one to hold you down so you'd stay put and let him pound your pussy without you moving about. “Shut up and let me fuck you proper.” His blunt words were followed by a soft kiss on the lips and your eyes rolled to the back of your head from the duality. He could be fucking you into oblivion but calling you the sweetest names and giving you the most tender kisses and caresses.

Tom pressed you down into the mattress by placing a hand on your stomach and letting his hips go into bludgeon mode, the force that his huge body was coming up with being so strong that you could feel pangs of his fucking all the way in your cervix. All you could do was lay back and cry out with a parted mouth while choking his fat cock with your tiny opening.

[wraithdolll]

[jack-doohan]

RYAN BLANEY as Shane Powell

Magnum P.I. | 1.12 “Winner Takes All”

[driveintheaterofthemind]

Thomas Magnum

Art by Mike McKone

[disappearinginq]

I really wish I could be convinced that more people would be interested in non-ship stuff for fandoms I'm in.

Look, we all know we write for ourselves. I get it. I do. But my desire (ability) to finish things is hinged on feedback. My two longest fics that I wrote the fastest were because of audience engagement. And because I knew I had people I respected and liked reading, and I wanted them to enjoy the read, I wrote better.

Now I feel like I'm just stuck in No Man's Land of fandom, and while I have like a dozen things half finished, they never seem to actually BE finished because if the audience is me, then I know how it ends. There's not much point writing it down.

So this is basically my To Do List.

The Rookie - I just don't care about what 90% of the fandom cares about

1. Series of one shots that establish Angela and Tim's BFF status that may or may not lean Tim aspec because I'm me.

2. Pre series flashbacks to Tim in his time in service when he survives an airstrike that kills two of his friends and almost kills him.

3. Trauma Tim post season 6, because in rapid succession, he loses his job on metro, he witnesses his old team die in a way eerily similar to the way he was almost killed in the airstrike, had a friend commit suicide in front of him after confessing to being dirty, gets accused of being dirty himself, and is again almost killed in close quarter combat (among other things that will remain unmentioned here)

Slow Horses

1. Do not ask me why but I love the idea that Lamb potentially met River was he was a kid because he had to work closely with David Cartwright and River is always where he's not supposed to be

2. River goes missing, and for once, not his fault. Lamb has to come to terms that just because he pretends not to care, doesn't mean anyone buys it

3. Post season 4, somebody finds out that River is the last remaining son of Frank's assassin cult, and it goes about as well as can be expected. I fully intend to have Lamb use this line: "trying to detain you is like trying to nail jello to a tree".

Magnum PI (yes, I still work on these)

1. Finish Wrong Side. I actually have like another 10-15k words on it, but it's not in order or complete scenes, but it does include Thomas’s recovery and discovery that Hannah is the one who sold them out

2. I have like 6 other chapters to Bad Things Happen that I half wrote but then retired the card

3. Crossover with MacGyver because I thought Mac could use some down time in Hawaii after season 4 and the last half of season 3

Tracker 1. Colter goes missing during one of his cases, and I borrow heavily from an episode of Lethal Weapon wherein Colter will be held hostage in an illegal drug trial that he stumbled into and now finds himself an unwilling participant, and I drag Russell into it because that is how big brothers work

Hudson & Rex - honestly, I have the most written for this fandom, even though the fandom itself is pretty quiet, but it's most of a bingo card 1. Finish Oh The Weather Outside is Frightful because damn son it's been years

2. In no particular order, I have Bad Things Happen Bingo It's Not My Blood, Stitches, Caught in a Snare, Falls Through the Ice and three others that fit other prompts - a boating accident, Charlie finally finds himself at the bottom of a well (sort of) and completes his "Timmy and Lassie Scenario" bingo card, and where Charlie realizes he's developed claustrophobia after having a mine collapse on him, being locked in a freezer storage, almost crushed by a shipping container, buried alive, etc and gets stuck in an elevator with Jesse

[bullet-prooflove]

CBS Masterlist

Blue Bloods Masterlist

Criminal Minds Masterlist

CSI Francise Masterlist

The Equalizer Masterlist

FBI Franchise Masterlist

Fire Country Masterlist

The Good Wife Masterlist

Hawaii Five-0 Masterlist

JAG Masterlist

Magnum P.I Masterlist

The Mentalist

NCIS Franchise Masterlist

Numb3rs Masterlist

SEAL Team Masterlist

SWAT Masterlist

Tracker Masterlist

[renegadesstuff]

THIS PARALLEL 😭 AND WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS 🥹🥹🥹

[crepuscularpete]