#Magnum PI.

[tuttle-did-it]

'The Dead File,' Murder, She Wrote

Patrick Macnee returns (The Avengers, This is Spinal Tap, The New Avengers, A View to Kill, The Howling, Frasier, NightMan, Diagnosis Murder, Jack’s Place, Battlestar Galactica 86, Coach, Super Force, Sherlock Holmes and the Leading Lady, Masque of the Red Death, Around the World in 80 Days, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Lime Street, Mary, Magnum PI.)

It's so weird to see him in an ill-fitting suit! Kind of upsetting, actually.

Harvey Fierstein (Mrs Doubtfire, Independence Day, Bullets over Broadway, Mulan, Death to Smoochy, Dr Jekyll and Mrs Hyde, Cheers)

S9E5, Aired 15 Nov 1992

[wheneverfeasible]

Eddie Munson headcanon that has no basis in canon whatsoever but I love it anyways.

Eddie has a crush on Tom Selleck, specifically for his role as Magnum P.I. that he secretly watches whenever Wayne is gone. The hairy chest, mustache, and thick thighs really do it for him.

So really? How is he supposed to look at Steve in all his hairy and thick thighed glory and not fall hopelessly in love with him?

And then one Halloween, after Eddie accidentally lets slip that he likes Magnum P.I., Steve arrives at a Halloween party dressed as him. Eddie can’t control his blushing every time he looks at Steve, and over the course of the night, Steve’s buttons on his Hawaiian shirt come more and more undone.

Three weeks later Eddie wakes up in a cold sweat realizing Steve had been flirting with him all night and he was just too stupid to realize it at the time.

Afterwards, when Steve’s and Eddie’s sweat is cooling as they’re laying in a tangle of limbs in Steve’s bed, Steve makes an offhand remark that he’s thinking of growing a mustache out.

Eddie vows that, legal or not, he’s going to marry this man one of these days.

[renegadesstuff]

-Goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky you were more than just a short time.- ❤️‍🩹

[sempredomingo]

[littletoearchive]

Thomas Magnum, Tom Selleck

[sarma]

I possibly have made him too handsome

[mycroftholmesian]

😊😆🔍

[astralbondpro]

Magnum P.I. // S02E12 The Jororo Kill

[sunlightmurdock]

Bradshaw P.I. | or, Bradley as a private detective living in O’ahu in the 80s

[oof-349]

I'd like to remind everyone that these shows all exist in the same universe:

J.A.G

NCIS

NCIS LA

NCIS New Orleans

NCIS Hawaii

NCIS Sydney

NCIS Origins

Hawaii Five'o

McGayver

Magnum P.I.

NCIS Tony & Ziva

Scorpion

As well as some cancelled shows that didn't air/had a short running:

NCIS: Red

First Monday

[gameraboy2]

Magnum, P.I. (1980), "Skin Deep"

[eccentricallygothic]

Warning(s): Possessive!You, mentions of one sided fights, size kink, Magnum is intimidating, cunnilingus, dacryphilia, fingering, allusions to anilingus, unprotected p-in-v, creampie, age gap, mentioned manhandling. MDNI.

Older husband!Thomas Magnum whom you cannot believe you ended up with because what a gorgeous and wonderful man.

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who cannot convince you that his playboy days are over.

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who secretly loves how possessive and jealous you get at times. 

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who laughs out loud mid-defense when he ducks to let the vase you hurled in his direction go crashing against the wall. 

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who lets you take your frustrations out through yelling and silly wife stuff because an old friend of the opposite sex came looking for some innocent reason but you didn't like it all the same. 

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who sighs and stalks towards you when he has had enough and now you're just boring him.

Older husband!Thomas Magnum whose long legs only need a few strides until he is towering above you, the dents in his dimples that he owes to his amused smile more prominent than ever from how the lights hit his handsome face from this angle.

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who raises an eyebrow and patiently waits for you to continue but now that he is in such close proximity to you, you're a flustered little mess in the shadow of your giant of a husband. 

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who snorts when it's established that no more words will be coming out of your mouth for the time being before he scoops you up in his big strong arms.

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who carries you to your bedroom and lays you down on the king-size bed.

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who shows you just how much he loves you and only you from then on.

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who eats you out until you're crying from how his tongue laps at your throbbing and overstimulated cunt, expert fingers pumping in and out of your quivering little hole, his mustache only adding to your bitter-sweet pleasure all the while. 

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who sometimes flips you over to eat you from the back because he has more access to all of you that way.

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who fucks your worked up pussy nice, slow and deep like a true gentleman to show you just how much he cares and what you really mean to him. 

Older husband!Thomas Magnum on whose lips you can taste yourself when he kisses you. 

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who grunts as he lets you suck the marks of your passion into his tan skin while your smaller form shudders against him. 

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who fills you to the brim with his hot seed and reassures you with tender kisses that you are the only one who gets to have him like this. 

Older husband!Thomas Magnum who literally proves to you that he belongs to and with you, cock and all.

[driveintheaterofthemind]

Thomas Magnum

Art by Mike McKone

[wraithdolll]

[jack-doohan]

RYAN BLANEY as Shane Powell

Magnum P.I. | 1.12 “Winner Takes All”

[disappearinginq]

I really wish I could be convinced that more people would be interested in non-ship stuff for fandoms I'm in.

Look, we all know we write for ourselves. I get it. I do. But my desire (ability) to finish things is hinged on feedback. My two longest fics that I wrote the fastest were because of audience engagement. And because I knew I had people I respected and liked reading, and I wanted them to enjoy the read, I wrote better.

Now I feel like I'm just stuck in No Man's Land of fandom, and while I have like a dozen things half finished, they never seem to actually BE finished because if the audience is me, then I know how it ends. There's not much point writing it down.

So this is basically my To Do List.

The Rookie - I just don't care about what 90% of the fandom cares about

1. Series of one shots that establish Angela and Tim's BFF status that may or may not lean Tim aspec because I'm me.

2. Pre series flashbacks to Tim in his time in service when he survives an airstrike that kills two of his friends and almost kills him.

3. Trauma Tim post season 6, because in rapid succession, he loses his job on metro, he witnesses his old team die in a way eerily similar to the way he was almost killed in the airstrike, had a friend commit suicide in front of him after confessing to being dirty, gets accused of being dirty himself, and is again almost killed in close quarter combat (among other things that will remain unmentioned here)

Slow Horses

1. Do not ask me why but I love the idea that Lamb potentially met River was he was a kid because he had to work closely with David Cartwright and River is always where he's not supposed to be

2. River goes missing, and for once, not his fault. Lamb has to come to terms that just because he pretends not to care, doesn't mean anyone buys it

3. Post season 4, somebody finds out that River is the last remaining son of Frank's assassin cult, and it goes about as well as can be expected. I fully intend to have Lamb use this line: "trying to detain you is like trying to nail jello to a tree".

Magnum PI (yes, I still work on these)

1. Finish Wrong Side. I actually have like another 10-15k words on it, but it's not in order or complete scenes, but it does include Thomas’s recovery and discovery that Hannah is the one who sold them out

2. I have like 6 other chapters to Bad Things Happen that I half wrote but then retired the card

3. Crossover with MacGyver because I thought Mac could use some down time in Hawaii after season 4 and the last half of season 3

Tracker 1. Colter goes missing during one of his cases, and I borrow heavily from an episode of Lethal Weapon wherein Colter will be held hostage in an illegal drug trial that he stumbled into and now finds himself an unwilling participant, and I drag Russell into it because that is how big brothers work

Hudson & Rex - honestly, I have the most written for this fandom, even though the fandom itself is pretty quiet, but it's most of a bingo card 1. Finish Oh The Weather Outside is Frightful because damn son it's been years

2. In no particular order, I have Bad Things Happen Bingo It's Not My Blood, Stitches, Caught in a Snare, Falls Through the Ice and three others that fit other prompts - a boating accident, Charlie finally finds himself at the bottom of a well (sort of) and completes his "Timmy and Lassie Scenario" bingo card, and where Charlie realizes he's developed claustrophobia after having a mine collapse on him, being locked in a freezer storage, almost crushed by a shipping container, buried alive, etc and gets stuck in an elevator with Jesse