#MWEH HEH HEH!!

[literally-error-sans]

I'm not a person anymore.

I don't know what I am.

Every time I think of whatever "myself" could be, it's only swap sans.

I'm acting dumber. I'm acting LIKE HIM. I'm talking like him. I'm thinking like him. I AM HIM.

When I think of my name, "THE MAGNIFICENT SANS!!" or "Swap" comes up before my actual name. When I talk, all I can think of is how I can SOUND like him. I'm trying to make myself look like him. When I text, I refer to myself as "THE MAGNIFICENT SANS!" and I type in all caps. If I laugh over text, I say "MWEH HEH HEH!!"

All I can think about is BEING him.

art by CrayonQueen/LoverOfPiggies, from askerror comic

swap sans/underswap by PopcornPr1nce

[shrimpoe]

My best friend over the years (2020, 2021, 2025)

[foolsocracy]

this is what they say about ITSV noir

[lyn-ne]

“found you!”

[ohmaerieme]

fav thing abt my own comic is how morally grey egadd will be

[ratbussy]

ehehe some pics from awhile back ^^

[He/Xe/They]

[jet-the-hedgehog-real]

IT WAS YOU!!

[keychainedd]

:3

>:3

he he he he heee!

[sega-saturn-arcade]

recreation of how it felt when i heard the news

[thereaderinsertlady]

After the Crystal Stars incident, Crump is left picking up the pieces... alongside five other X-Nauts.

[vvh0adie]

MAKE TINASHE A BORA BAE NEOW!!!!

PLZZZZZZZZZZ

so far we have megan, erykah badu, lil simz, latto, nicki, umi

bruh we got a long way to go... tinashe, normani, flo mili, victoria monet, bree runway, doechi, tems

[gettuskedon]

WHAT DO PEOPLE POST ABOUT ALL DAY ANYWAY WAIT SHOULD I MAKE AN INTRODUCTION. IS THAT THE STANDARD?

[foolsocracy]

Hi, hello, I’m new to your blog. I’ve made myself at home. Lovely carpet.

Can I please know more about your spider Robbie pie? Can’t seem to find the silverware.

but of course, kind anon

Spider Robbie is an au in which Robbie Robertson takes up the spider mantle after the death of the one before him. He is the third, following Ben Urich and, most notably, Peter Parker.

This au is very much canon divergence from Eyes Without a Face, where Peter makes it in time to save Robbie from his original fate but dies in the process. Peter is shot while rushing Robbie and the others out. In his panic and elation at finding Robbie physically unharmed, Peter outs himself as the Spider Man to his best friend. Robbie stays with him as he bleeds out and resolves to continue to hide Peter's identity.

Peter is buried and remains that way for... an undetermined amount of time.

Robbie is left with a mask, a jacket, and the question of just who was this other half of his friend. As he learns more of who this... Spider Man was, he gets more and more involved in the spider's cases and conflicts. Robbie gets more sure of his own abilities and makes a bit of a name for the Spider Man within his own community, though the people of Harlem are largely unaware that the appearances of a masked vigilante match the interests of one Robbie Robertson.

It is to be noted that none of these aforementioned abilities are spider-god-induced powers like Peter's. Robbie, especially at the beginning of his spidering career, leans more into Urich's role than Parker's. To me, Robbie has been passionate about the press and journalism in a way that Peter never was. For Pete, his job as a photographer and reporter was a job he took until he could get into college and study science. Robbie has a way with words and communication that Peter frankly lacks. Of course, that isn't to say that Robbie won't be kicking ass, because he will. It will just take him a bit of time to get some of those skills as he's, well, a normal guy. Not everyone can get their biology scrambled like Pete.

And just because Robbie hasn't been scrambled doesn't mean he's completely separate from all things supernatural either!

I think the marvel noir universe is at its best when there's a magical, supernatural undercurrent. This concept isn't super prevalent in the actual comics, but HoplesslyLost on ao3 has done some really cool world building with it.

I think in Robbie's case, where he would be the narrator, "magical realism" would be an interesting avenue to take it. I use this term in particular because I most closely relate it to Toni Morrison in my head, when I first learned about it through her work in high school. For Morrison, the concept was inseparable to blackness and I think for Robbie, where his blackness is so central to his character and his motivations, drawing on that could be more of a service to his character. It feels better to do that than ignore how incredibly racialized his society and story is. It will make his relationship with the spider god, Peter (who I will get to very very shortly), his community, and his own mythos as The Spider Man really interesting and complex.

So it's been established that Robbie doesn't have spider powers. And we all know that Peter did-- or should I say does. One of the spider god's abilities is to bring Peter back to life. She does this in the comics, but not in any of the runs from 2008-2010 (the runs that make up this au). When Peter dies on Ellis Island, he does not think he is coming back from that. Waking up again is a surprise.

Here's where I think the au really takes a left turn. Do I think the Spider God is purely evil and spiteful and has it out for Pete? No, not really. Will I be ramping said traits up to 11 for the au? Yeah, I guess I might. This is because I love a little bit of horror and the came back wrong trope. I will hopefully be fleshing the spider god out in the near future, but I really haven't given her the many hours of thought I have the other characters. For that I'm sorry spider god </3

Peter digs himself out of his grave, more spider than he ever has been. For much of his new, waking life he is more animalistic than not. There is clearly something wrong with him; his joints are too flexible and loose, he's got some eye-shine going on, his skin is pale and his veins are starkly dark beneath it. He's possessed. Someone is puppeteering him, someone who knows a lot-- almost everything about him, but it's clear that the someone isn't him.

And Peter--- the body, it can't be Peter. At least, that's what Robbie thinks when the figure catches his eye the first time. Because Peter is dead and buried, and he has been dead and buried for weeks.

[fatedefyd]

me, at chang'e : what if i changed the three arrows to a wall of arrows

chang'e, sobbing : PLEASE, STOP, I'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH !!

[flowercrownd]

   today’s to do list :

   - remove muse list post + redo it    - finish roster graphics    - find a better theme     - get at least 1 inbox/draft thing done 

[bowserphobia]

Human Bowser Origin Story (Part 1/2) (Part Two)

Transcript under the cut ->

Panel One -

Luigi: Ha ha ha this is insaaane. Bowser: NO PEEKING 'TIL SHE'S DONE. Kammy: Yeah, no peeking! The artist is working!

Panel Two -

Bowser: Ok, don't make me look TOO different. I wanna look like myself still. ME, but human.

Panel Three -

Bowser: But, like, make me HOT, obviously.

Panel Four -

Kammy: Hmmm... Well, which is it, then?

Panel Five -

Kammy: *copious 'mweh heh hehs'* Bowser: Ok. Alright. Teehee. Luigi: Are you done? Is this part of it?

Panel Six -

Kammy: Alright hold still I haven't done this in a while. Bowser: AHHHH!!! Luigi: Oh!