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I wished to set forth my thoughts and explain my actions: I little dreamed that this would be held a crime
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#it's just that the meaning of chenqing makes me feel certifiably insane#wei wuxian#chenqing#the untamed#mo dao su zhi#mdzs#cql#art#traditional art#watercolor#watercolor painting
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Fun Fact: You're very slay
fun fact indeed😳🫶🏻 you have only motivated me to further embrace my self indulgent cringe u_u🫶🏻
#my art#tysmmmm :’D#you’re also very slay 💅🏻✨#claim your certified slay badge rn#bcg laz#mo laz#ybg laz#br0ken colors game oc#mushroom oasis oc#your boyfriend game oc
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Jin Chan, Probably: “Just like, don't be an orphan. Just have parents.”
#i hate that little child#i am a certified jin ling stan (as u can probably tell by)#(yknow. the banner. the pfp. lmao)#mdzs#mxtx mdzs#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the untamed#jin chan
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do you know tumblr im losing my mind. do you know when you’re not at home in your funky little element and its like cosplaying as a normal person and you have to keep all the crazy in and sometimes there’s a reprieve like talking to your friends on the phone or going to your mind palace but SOMETIMES you’re at college and no one at college wants to talk about your modern gender swap mdzs au because no one knows what mdzs is and besides no one would understand the complexities that went into creating it like for instance the fact that its set in san francisco (you’ve never been to san francisco but trust please its important) or that jin guangyao is a lawyer or that the entire this is centered around nie huaisang. no one at college understands this so you just sit around all day doing nothing because you can’t keep having the draining kind of social interaction where you make small talk and ask about peoples dogs you need to be a cringe fandom girl but no one here even knows what the word yaoi means. im losing it.
#im so sorry about this im just absolutely miserable#can someone please lead me to the department of yaoi or whatever i can’t do this anymore#i don’t really want to be a bother but i am like really close to just posting everything on here so i can get some type of feedback#this has been a rant#this has been a certified menelaus blue 100% truthful post#sorry again#mdzs#ig#sorry to anyone in the mdzs tag that has to see this#mo dao zu shi#jin guangyao#nie huaisang
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Vyn’s cakes have the power of sweetness. You heard it here first. It will change your life (verified)
#tears of themis#vyn richter#mo yi#tot rosa#tot mc#I believe in him that his cakes will give you motivation and happiness#Certified life changing desserts by Dr. Vyn Richter
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She does, doesn't she???
LO+L imagine me next to+ my beautiful tall wife the Xeno+mo+rph o+n the red carpet :)))) she's even taller than me when she stands up straight but prefers to+ walk o+n all fo+urs when we're o+n little neighbo+rho+o+d stro+lls
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damnnn was thinking of minedai and i think someone started cutting onions in my room haha
thinking about minedai always starts off like 'haha lmao mine so silly so silly yandere who would cry if daigo told him he was happy to have him as a friend' and then it quickly devolves into 'mine and daigo were both incredibly lonely people growing up one way or another, neither of them feeling as though they had a genuine relationship with someone until meeting each other' and then i throw up and cry
#snap chats#in mines case due to his status as an orphan he was just branded as an outcast by society#i mean his personability and his cynical others-favor-materialism ideology also fucked him over but yk. people like kanda didnt help#on the flip side there's daigo who- as the son of a yakuza boss and as a certified Rich Kid making friends wasnt easy#either people were scared of him or his dad or people only hung out with him for his family's name and money#and i know i just posted a rant bout it but ill briefly mention it again just for the sake of this post#but then theres losing the one person he felt he could genuinely trust after he takes the fall for killing his dad#ironic isnt it: mine was earnest in wanting relationships yet was terrible at getting them#meanwhile daigo had a natural talent for drawing people towards him but just couldnt find himself to totally trust them anymore#early 2000's era anyway- evidently he gets better#and instead of it being solely a trust issue its more of a matter of 'do people like me for me or because im their boss'#and then they find each other and its like a k-drama where daigo gets shot for mine after trying to pay off the people fuckin with them#slow mo and all. in my head anyway#wow i love them.....
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Didn’t know your man could be this cute
Ahhh kevahhh, he is literally the cutest, he is so adorable. Mo is such a babygirl, so cute and i wanna play with his curls so bad and tell him how babygirl he is 😭 his pics bring me joy and make me feel so warm inside. Even klopp knows mo is the biggest babygirl ever. I love mo so much but ily more kev, literally making my day better by these sweet pics <3
#our Egyptian babygirl#babygirl mo#mo salah#cutest human being#i love my Egyptian bbygirl so much 😭😭😭#lfc#asks#ask#kev ily 🫵❤️#🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬 certified Egyptian babygirl 🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬
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amd just like that, it’s the end of MinoManéMo. Bobby you will be so deeply missed😭❤️
#pls no disrespect on his name#he will always be a certified icon in my books#just how fast the night changes 😔#liverpool#liverpool fc#sadio mané#mo salah#roberto firmino
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Dragon Heritage Post
MAGIC! STOLEN!! SORCERY!!!
#certified dragon post#Doin the Dragon a spook!!!#A frighten!!#A heckin concern!!!#Waahgkfnhkjng#scream#baby!! they scream!#you have bamboozled them!!#I qm not amused by your games human..#wait mo AHHHHHH NO DADDY IS GONE#pictures taken three seconds before the fire department was called#Dragons#tagged#January 25#2022
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do you guys think lan wangji calls his dick wangji too
#i’m sorry#lan wangji#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#maybe it’s like little wangji? or like little brother wangji that would be hilarious#sorry again#this has been a certified menelaus blue 100% truthful post
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“ YOUR BEST EATER ! ” (MHA EDITION)
ꕥ summary: rating how well mha men would eat you out ! (this is canon cause i said so)
ꕥ includes: keigo takami, mirio togata, touya todoroki, shota aizawa, katsuki bakugou, denki kaminari, enji todoroki
ꕥ warnings: dom/sub implications, oral f!recieving, dirty talk, crack ofc this is for fun, slander (sorry lol), black!reader as always, timeskip chargebolt and dynamight
KEIGO TAKAMI - ♾️/10
⊗ he’s a REAL eater.
⊗ you have to cry and beg for him to pop his mouth off you because he has an addiction
⊗ he thinks you taste so good
⊗ there’s not one morning his head doesn’t end up between your thighs
⊗ and at events, he’ll find a way to pull you to the nearest bathroom and get a quick one out because you just looked too good
⊗ he loves having you sit on his face
⊗ “imma eat it. AHHHHH”
⊗ he doesn’t care if you just got off of work or if you’re tired he needs your pussy on his tongue stat.
⊗ he’s such a slut.
“please- ‘s too much~!”
“c‘mon i know you got one more, i got you~”
TOUYA TODOROKI - 3/10
⊗ you thought he was an eater…?
⊗ you’re funny.
⊗ yeah unfortunately mr. long dick over here doesn’t like eating pussy
⊗ his ego is bigger than his dick
⊗ however,
⊗ on the rare occasion that he’s feeling extra nice, he’ll do more than plunge his fingers into you before he makes you take him from the back
“o-oh~..!”
“couldn’t help myself…too fuckin’ wet…”
ENJI TODORKI - 0/10
⊗ like father like son (he’s much worse)
⊗ he’s not particularly a…. giver
⊗ he’s a meanie he’d rather manhandle you instead
⊗ he don’t even like his wife and kids so what makes you think he likes you enough to eat you out
⊗ besides….even if he tried…it wouldn’t be…well…good.
⊗ he’s too rough he might bite your shit i don’t know pookie
⊗ if you beg him enough he’ll do it for like a split second
⊗ you immediately regret your decision
⊗ help him.
“wait- it’s ok it’s o-ok. nevermind…”
“what’s wrong?”
SHOTA AIZAWA - 7/10
⊗ he likes to pretend he doesn’t like giving head
⊗ but you catch him on one of those days….
⊗ he becomes a different man
⊗ and he’s mean with it, too
⊗ your thighs will have bruises from the way he forces your legs open
⊗ he likes eating you out before just because he feels satisfied having you weak before he even fucks you
⊗ he’ll edge you and tease you just to have you begging him to cum
“stay fuckin’ still, or you’re not cummin’. understand?”
MIRIO TOGATA - 10/10
⊗ yes i’m sneaking my man in here. i do not care.
⊗ he’s a certified munch y’all hate to say it
⊗ he gets it from fatgum.
⊗ (i would put him in here but then imma get nasty)
⊗ please just sit on his face and give him three minutes you will be dripping before he even puts it in
⊗ he massages your thighs and kisses your clit ‘cause he really is just so in love with you
⊗ not only will he shove his head between your thighs before he fucks you just to get a quick taste
⊗ he’ll clean you up after he fucks you, tastes himself and you
⊗ he’s a huge giver
⊗ please marry him
“such a pretty pussy, baby…’m gonna clean you right up~”
BAKUGOU KATSUKI - 9/10
⊗ oh give him five minutes
⊗ put him between your legs and he’s done for
⊗ he’s a nasty FREAK and he cannot hide it in this predicament.
⊗ he swears up and down ‘he doesn’t eat pussy’ to all his friends and every girl who brings it up
⊗ but if it’s his baby? someone he’s really into?
⊗ you see a completely different side of him
⊗ and he makes everything so messy
⊗ he’s so focused when he does it and when he looks up at you… you are done for
⊗ he can make you cum quick to get you wet enough to just slip in– then he gets right to business
“kats~…”
“taste so good…so fucking good..”
DENKI KAMINARI - 11/10
⊗ y’all thought i wasn’t gonna put him here?
⊗ he refers to himself as an eater
⊗ he has no shame
⊗ he’ll eat it in the morning, for lunch, after dinner, for dessert- he really doesn’t care
⊗ he definitely can get off just from giving you head
⊗ the feeling of you dripping down his chin and the sound of your moans is enough to get him up
⊗ you will be orgasming more than once
⊗ and he can go on for hours if he really wanted to
“my messy baby…you sound so pretty~
©𝑹𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑮𝑭
#bakugou x black reader#bakugou smut#bakugou katsuki x black reader#shota aizawa#aizawa x reader#aizawa x black reader#shouta aizawa x reader#dabi x reader#todoroki x black reader#dabi x black reader#togata mirio#mirio x reader#mirio x black reader#hawks x black!reader#keigo takami#keigo x reader#hawks x reader#hawks smut#bnha keigo#keigo takami x reader#keigo takami x black reader#touya todoroki#touya todoroki x reader#touya todoroki x black reader#hawks x black reader smut#aizawa x black reader smut#denki kaminari x reader#denki kaminari#denki x black reader#denki smut
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Is that, like... something you do a lot?
mmmmmmmmmaybe….
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