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PLUUUVIII im suchâŠ..a big dick Trey truther. also i was thinking about how heâs SOOOOOO the childhood friend type you promise to lose your virginity to?? tell me all ur thoughts beloved <33
Ur SO correct abt Trey and his fat cock tbh and itâs so tragic bc he doesnât even use it that much :( genuinely prefers using his mouth and hands more. V meticulous abt prep and also aftercare again he just wants to Treat You Right. And feed u cake :( probably after carrying you to the bath he ran and is letting u soak in :(
Anyway pls a virginity pact kinda thing is EXACTLY what Iâm thinking abt with him,,,,,,,,,,, just like. Youâre a year or two younger than him but your parents run a little deli across the street from his familyâs bakery and your little siblings r the same age as his so ur families r super close and the two of you r kinda pushed together as the only two of about the same age. And itâs good! Trey is a good friend; a bit overprotective, a bit overeager to slot himself a bit too nicely into the big brother role, but you donât particularly mind it. Admittedly you cling to him in your high school years, giddy to have an upperclassman so willing to have you under his wing.
You drift apart when he goes off to Night Raven. Itâs not on purposeâin fact you try otherwise, with the infrequent text and occasional video chat to keep upâbut really, NRC is rigorous, and youâre busy with your own studies. By unfortunate happenstance you miss each other on breaks and soon enough five years have gone by when you see him again at his motherâs birthday.
He looks good. Heâs filled out in the shoulders and chest, grown just a bit. You watch him throw one of his teenage brothers over his shoulder and pretend itâs the wine youâve been sipping on that makes your face feel hot. And heâs attentive to you, clearly having missed you as much as you did him. As the night goes on and other guests slowly dissipate, he lingers longer and longer at your side. Eventually he deems the party small enough to disappear with you, ducking out the window of his childhood bedroom (which seems so much smaller now, with how bulky heâs become) to the roof you both spent countless summer nights on.
You share a bottle of wine together there, taking alternating swigs directly out of it. Half a decade is quite some time to catch up onâyou find yourself inching closer and closer until he has your legs over his and youâre practically curled in his lap, warmth emanating from your chest as you giggle with him.
Itâs when you lament about your love life, however, that he leans close. He listens to you bitch about all the failed dates youâve been on and your string of shitty college boyfriends, and nods sympathetically until you sighâŠâŠâŠ
And then asks if you remembered your promise. Itâs joking, said with a laughâbut his smile doesnât quite reach his eyes. It takes you a second to realize what heâs saying but when you do you reach out to smack his shoulder with a laugh of your own, because no way is he being serious.
(If he were serious he should have spoken up sooner, you mutter in a drunken fit of honesty. Youâd have happily given Trey your virginity over your two-pump-chump of a first boyfriend who ended up doing it. He hadnât managed to make you cum in the entire year and a half of dating you)
Trey stiffens. His head tilts. Did any of them? he asks. Make you cum? he adds when you ask him to clarify, and to your chagrin you realize the answer is a resounding no.
Then, he says smugly, reaching out to brush fingers softly against your arm, he thinks you can still fulfill that promise. If youâd like.
#ask.đ§#mydiluc#MORE THAN AN HR IM SO SORRY#also did a weird thing w the dialogueâŠâŠ. hope thatâs not too confusing idk#but yeah. idk him being less concerned about someone else sticking their dick in you and#more concerned by how they didnât take care of u rightâŠâŠ.. yeah#itâs not that he wanted to be the first to stick his dick in u but rather the first to make u cum. so itâs fine it still counts :)#yeah đ«¶đ»#char.đ§ trey#cw.virginity
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PSALM 31:7
I am what God made me. And perhaps it is my difference that will make me useful. I think again of your sermon. I know what it is to exist between the worldâs certainties
#conclave#conclave 2024#vincent benitez#thomas lawrence#lawrence x benitez#cardinal benitez#cardinal lawrence#lawrenitez#whewwww#one would think making 4 gifs would take not more than 4 hrs and yettttt......#this idea literally wont leave meeeee#also im so sorry for the awful gif quality but tunglr is just ENEMY no 1 atp#this has legit become my fav font tho like i will litchrally slap it almost anywhere without thinking twice!!!#conclaveeditsrf#weeellllll if you saw the version with the fucked kerning nooo you didnt!!!!!!!
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every day at this job, im like i should be getting paid more (person who just got asked to help train/shadow new employee for a hour)
#im paid 19 a fucking hr!!!!!! like christ#ik thats better than alot of people but man its dismal especially in this economy#luna.txt#sorry i think my invisalign has me more cranky and yappy than usual so im like complaining time
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Not the antiblack, transphobic troll blog doing a classic dirty delete... Can't delete dumbassery love, that stays on the internet forever đ
Dumbass already forgot the teen life stage exists, misgendered me in a random post showing both they ass cheeks, doubled down about it with a classic "he/she/it whatever they are", made fun of a black person's black sim's lips being "too big" while randomly hyping up a black sim made by a white simmer, posted 90% black sims making fun of their features while reblogging posts w/black celebrities like ice cube and Rihanna (probably the only black ppl they know) to add to their lil act, said "i don't only make fun of blacks" and blocked when confronted about it (soooo obvious), which was all pretty boring and expected and not worth acknowledging... but then they deleted all of that cos the big bad honest troll blog got no spine! which has me fucking rolling HELP đ€Ł
How ya gonna act like the voice of the ppl and delete all your bad takes? Didja get too many mean asks about them, baby boy? đ„ș can't stand by all ur meaningless dick swinging? feeling insecure about having no comeback skills on top of that? đ„ș every time someone bucks up at you you do a delete and stop acknowledging them and its so damn funny for someone pretending to be so hard and real. I mean I knew you were gonna mention me once you saw I said you have no skills, I was waiting to see what you'd come up with, but I didn't expect it to be this weak... imagine being a troll and taking obvious bait đ€ just to confirm u got no talent. soooo sorry đ
So much for "honesty" đą
#ceci speaks#nonsims#text#delete later#not some of yall rallying around an obvious bigot pretending to be black#just say u want an excuse to talk about ppl sims instead of making it a civil rights issue#id respect u more if u did#but got theres nothing worse than a weak troll that got no skills#still aint gonna mention ur name bc i know its driving u wild not to get the free advertisement#you might as well stop deleting cos screenshots are forever sweetheart#sorry to address a troll yall but all this deleting is tickling me so bad#'it feels so good to be honest!!! im having a blast!!! really!! im so cool someone believe me!!!'#*deletes everything they say the minute they get backlash*#đđđ#these 20 year old minors aint never gonna learn the game#if ya get mentioned dw that lil bitch babie will delete it within 24 hrs#before mommy checks they internet history#đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł#i know i preach about not feeding trolls but yall got NOTHING to worry about with this one#im sorry love but some ppl got it and some dont... and u dont
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iâm tired of having to explain to my friends why i had to make a post basically begging for support while im unable to work because it only makes me more angry every time i do so. like i canât get short term disability because thatâs not a benefit that they offer and even if they did, i would have to pay for that myself in order to get it. i couldâve rolled over my old plan from the previous owner to the new owner and pay for it separately. but the one time i had used it, they put me under illness and not injury (which is what it was. because i injured my foot and couldnât stand to do my job. i even put it as an injury and they said i lied and changed it) and the payout i got barely covered my bills. i didnât see a point in continuing to pay for a service that would do that plus it took a full month after i went back to work to even get the payout. the only benefits they offer at 401(k) with them matching, PTO, and health insurance. thatâs it. iâm using whatâs left of my PTO this week to bulk up my paycheck so i can actually get some kind of money but after that i donât know when iâll have a paycheck next. iâm looking for work because i canât afford not to work. thereâs nothing in place to protect the worker at my job in the event of this happening. the only reason im not completely losing my mind is because im still able to get health insurance while im unable to work but thatâs not because of them. thatâs because of FMLA. if that wasnât in place, who the fuck knows man
#o posts#i wonât get into how i donât like the owners son and how he basically said i wasnât valuable to the company anymore while injured#in a more professional way#or how they offer pto but only if you work a min of 34hrs a week and thatâs regardless of ft or pt status#or how they offer health insurance but only to those who work 30+hrs a week#again regardless of ft or pt status#and i especially wonât get into how i had 0 faith in getting any support from anyone when making this post#asking for help#because iâve literally been homeless and i was told they would keep me in their thoughts and prayers#thoughts and prayers arenât going to pay my bills linda!#iâve gotten more support than i thought i would get#i wonât say how many and i wonât say how much#but itâs more than i thought it would be#and thatâs also because i fully expected 0 people to help with $0#hell people canât even share the post i made to try and help me#like my moms the only fucking share that post has#thoughts prayers and good vibes are nice and i appreciate them#but the companies i pay my bills to wonât take them as payment#but ya know#americaâs so fucking great!#also iâm sorry i know my blog has been a fucking trainwreck for almost a month now#with me being all over the place emotionally#everything has gone to shit and at least here#if i post something im already expecting to be talking to the void instead of expecting someone to spare a like or comment to it#i love tumblr for that and itâs truly the only place i have currently where i can yell and cry in between therapy
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The meower
#Queued... technically March 23rd?#I mean its march 22nd in oregon. but im not there rn lolz#either way im late. SORRY !! i forfor to queue on the 20th then i was on planes for like 21 hrs total#well no 5 of those were a layover @ the airport but#ANYWAYYYYY hi future me !!!#Howww was the trip? im on my first (second actually- its 4am of the second day if u coukd the arrival) day in Hong Kong#Its rlly hot and humid so I think im gonna die. BUT ITS ALSO SUPER COOL !!#Even just from the few hours I had out earlier its amazingggg. The lights and the buildings are so cool and theres such a fun but chaotic#atmosphere - idk if its just bcs its a big city or specific to HK?#I loveee large cities in general. New york. Tokyo. HK. thats all of the ones ive been to ig#I havent seen even close to all of HK. Im in central rn but we're goin to other parts later#Dad says the other parts are totally different- Like theres LOADS of gisnt buildings here (WAY MORE THAN U SEE IN ******!!! u know that tho#and theyre almost all residential of the ones I passed. Im sure theres offices n stuff i just didnt see them in the likd 20 minutes cab#ride lolz. U know all tuis already tho#ig what im getting at is HOW WAS THE TRIP !!!!! How was the rest of HK? WHAT WAS KYOTO LIKE??#augh soo many cool things.....#Also also !! Have you learned any mire katakana?#ive JUST learned the vowel line so maybe u lesrned the k line now too?#I cant imagine school is any different. OHH DID U FINISH THE M P 10P COMIC??#I started it and got abt one page done on the plane#I think it should only end up being two or three pages idk#Ohh !! Hows the new meds going !! I think u should have ur blood test done by now so do u know if it helped at all?#I hope soooooooooooo#Mm I think thats all I have to say .... NO WAIT HAVE U HUNG OUT W/ JACKIE??#i rlly want to b friends with her ^.^#Alright Thats all !! HAVE A GOOD DAYYYYYY I LOVE U#queue drop#weather report#WAIT EDIT DID THE TRIGUN VOLUME COME. HOW IS IT
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am i dead? no. do i kinda wish i was? sure.
idk if its because of playing ffxiv(*), or because of adhd(***) or because of poor time management or because i live alone and have to do all the chores all the time all alone, but i do not understand what should i do ti have time for everything i want to do. i have so little obligations outside of 9hr work day but i just dont have time!!! for basic things!!!!!! and i hate this
#the problem is capitalism#sure ofc it always is#but i can rarely do more than 2 things a day#like groceries and drawing#or cooking and playing#or reading fic and reading smth else#and i hate that i have to decide every fking day what to do#i also hate planning these basic things it should be all vibes!!!#yeah i decided id cook today but the vibes ain't right so we are going to go listen to a podcast for 2 hrs in a park and apparently starve#re: ffxiv its not its fault it's just too comforting and relaxing so i opt for it instead of many things including diff games#sorry for the rant but also not sorry at all#this week is just awful already and i just need to get through it#and maybe go get diagnosed and medicated but not in this country đ#my stuff#delete later#and the coursge to leave my shitty office job and try something anything diff like retail or mushroom grower or dying#no-job-summer sounds so good but would it be worth it or is this some kind of spring psychosis speaking#we just dont know dot gif#it also feels incredibly irrelevant bc i have so many good things abd dont appreciate them when thousands of people literally die and suffer#and im just a little bad in the head đ
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Can you possibly do picrews of the ROs? Thank you!!
hello ! I most certainly can :
Jasper:
Leonora :
Augustine:
Mira :
Theo
#asks: character#I'm so sleepy I meant to put this post out uhhhh 2 hrs ago#these are like roughly accurate more than absolute to the dot truth#also feels odd using crowesns picrew for not a tiefling because I always make my dnd tieflings with it but I really like it so here we are#there is a fly in my room I am going to go mad its so annoying#and im rambling and I should sleep#if anything is wrong with this bc I forgot someone's eye color or smth I'm sorry#asks
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ïž” @ nanami / reader , dÄgrÄdatÄ«on , smĆ«t , mentions of sexual harassment , using your safe word
nanami loves being a little rough w you, a little condescending. he loves to see tears collecting on your lash line just so he can kiss them away and hold you close. he knows that you enjoy this dynamic too, that you enjoy being treated like this. you've said so multiple times.
but sometimes he can go overboard.
like this time, where kento has you in a mean mating press, your legs on his shoulder shaking as he thrusts deeper into you, you can feel him all the way up to your throat â so full of him. you feel like your cervix might bruise the way he pulls back and pushes in, a single thrust knocking the wind out of you.
"k-kento! s'too muchâ" you sob, mind far gone, "âplease, just a mo-ment!" you whine, pulling him close and muffling your cries on his shoulder.
he doesn't stop, his cock filling you up with an unforgiving pace. you already had cum on his fingers once and you could feel your second orgasm of the night approaching.
"fuck! just take itâ" he grunts, groaning in your ear, "that's all you are good for yeah? fuck, don't you dare cum right now, filthy slutâ"
your eyes widen, even though you usually wouldn't be surprised. you loved it when he talked to you like this.
something about being catcalled on your way to work and then being hit on by your manager made his words seem real.
it made you feel like, you truly were only good for this.
"k-kento?" you say, nails digging deep into his muscles, "âi can't!" you are barely able to complete your sentence when his thumb begins to play with your clit, broken moans bouncing off the walls.
"shut the fuck up and take it like the whore you are â" he moans as he pushes in deeper than possible.
"kento! stop... red! no moreâ" you yell out finally, tears spilling out of your pretty eyes, your hands tapping thrice on his shoulder.
it takes nanami a moment to register what was going on, and he almost immediately pulls out. he looks at you, eyes confused but affectionate.
"my sweet girl... i am so so sorry" he whispers, "what's wrong baby? was that t' much?" he sits on the bed and pulls you onto his lap, peppering soft kisses on your face.
he sees you struggling to answer and immediately silences you with a kiss.
"you don't need to answer, my love. take your time baby, let's get you cleaned up now." he carries you to the shower and holds you as he cleans you up.
"my girl's the prettiest, love you so much sweetheart." he says while he dries you with a soft towel, dressing you in your favourite tshirt of his.
he makes sure to kiss you everywhere, and tells you how much he loves you.
"sorry k-kento, just had a really bad day, i thought if you just treated me like usual, everything would be fine." his eyes mist over.
"oh...pretty, whenever you have a bad day, you need to tell me. that's what im here for, here for you." he leans over to kiss you softly, lips lingering.
"let's watch grey's while we eat some leftovers, and after that if you want, we can talk about your day."
you smile at him, knowing you lucked out with love when he held you again.
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not so nice! nanami who tracks down the man who had cat called you with the help of his connections and makes sure he is never able to talk again.
not so nice! nanami who gets the HR immediately involved and gets that manager blacklisted so no one can hurt his pretty girl again.
#nanami kento smut#nanami kento x reader#nanami x you#nanami fluff#jjk nanami#jujutsu nanami#nanami smut#nanami kento#nanami x reader#jujutsu kaisen nanami#nanami x y/n#jjk x reader smut#jjk x you#jjk fanfic#jjk x reader#jjk fluff#jjk smut#jjk#jujutsu kaisen
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the subtle art of cliche confessions. ksm.
kim seungmin x gn!reader â as aware as you were that life wasnât like the fictional stories of romance that you enjoyed, a part of you still relished the thought of experiencing it for yourself.
GENRE/S â fluff, humor kinda, maybe fluffy angst but not really, battle of the bands au, lead singer!seungmin, college au, kinda semi-established relationship âą 2.5k words
WARNING/S â profanity for humor, some self-deprecation as a result of nervousness but its not that bad, romance is complicated! in the same universe as "i'd weave words with every chord you strum. hjs"
( âïž ) a gift for @starlostseungmin for successfully completing her big exam đââïžđ€ congratulations lovie, you deserve a fluffy seungmin fic !! the ending may be trash im sorry its 1am and i have class in a few hrs
2024 â starseungs on tumblr. do not steal, repost, or edit.
âJisung, I think Iâm about to pass out.â
The person mentioned comically froze on the spot, his right hand halting from its previous task of double-checking his electric guitarâs condition. Jisung lifted his head up menacingly to look at the offenderâwho currently looked like he was seconds away from losing all strength in his legs. Despite the concerning comment, life backstage did not stop for anyone. Crew members were still seen running around like headless chickens, desperately trying to keep the show running smoothly even though they, themselves, were already functioning on greater levels of adrenaline than the performers.Â
âOh, no you donât,â Jisung warns lowly. âKim Seungmin, you are not about to leave us without a lead singer right now!â
Unfortunately, Seungmin was not kidding. At all.
The loud cheers of the crowd from beyond the stage were deafening. It tells him that the band currently performing before them is doing a great job of keeping the audience entertained. Normally, that wouldâve set him on fire to do better; bits of his competitive nature steeling his resolve to outdo the competition. And yet, something seemed to be different in todayâs specific battle.Â
He couldnât care less about the crowdâno, his mind was only revolving around one thought. Or one person, to be specific.Â
This makes him blanch once again. âI genuinely feel like throwing up.â
Chan snickers from his position near the dividers set up to create a makeshift waiting room for the performers. âAre you that nervous?â He asked lightheartedly. âDonât stress about it too much, Min. We all know Y/N is going to say yes.â
Seungmin wanted to believe him. He really did. If anyone were to be asked about his natural demeanor, he was one hundred percent positive that the word ârationalâ would come up at least once. He knew that the chances of the drummerâs words were the most probableâafter all, he did his best efforts to capture your heart over the past year. And yes, Seungmin did also know that you had romantic feelings for him. That was why he was in this situation in the first place.
âIf I were them, I would!â Hyunjin chirps, happily tapping on his bass guitar. âImagine getting asked out by the lead singer of a band in the middle of their set? Anyone would be over the moon.â Seungmin merely scoffs in response.
âOf course you would, Mr. Hopeless Romantic.â
The bassist chokes out an offended noise. âSays the one doing a public confession,â he huffs. âGlad to know you learned a thing or two from those romance movies I pitch in on movie nights.â
âYeah, well this isnât fiction.â Seungmin deflates on his seat. Any more, and his band wouldâve witnessed a person merging with a plastic chair. Wouldnât that be a great memory to live with? âThis is so cliche. What if they think itâs cringy?â
Jeongin, the keyboardist, shoots him a look full of judgment. âWhy are you only second guessing this now?â
âTo be fair, you both are already cringy.â Jisung stands up from his seat to stretch, only to receive a glare from the bandâs lead singer. He raised his hands in mock surrender. âJust saying. Itâs a miracle how long you two went on without an actual label. Everyone knows you two have been practically dating since months ago.â
And to that, Seungmin has no retort. What Jisung said had its truthsâeven he, himself, didnât know why it took him so long to ask you to be officially his. It definitely wasnât a commitment issue; he hasnât even entertained anyone else intimately ever since he met you. There were even nights where he mentally beat himself up for being a coward about this whole thing, only for him to end the torment by convincing himself it was him going through the courting stage with you.
Not that he even asked, but that was what he was doing. Right?
Itâs not his fault you always rendered him speechless. Not too much, of course. He wasnât that starstruck that heâd make an absolute fool of himself. It was just that you made him really nervous and awfully conscious of himself. The way you talked was like music to his ears, and he swears he could listen to you all day. He finds himself wondering if his own voice ruins this fantasy of his.
You had to have noticed his advances as well. There was just no way that you didn't, with how smart you were. He just didnât know whether to be grateful or frustrated with the fact that you never said a word about it. What if you were actually uncomfortable with the whole thing and were just too nice to tell him. Oh, he shouldâve asked. This is terrible. A massive mistake on his part. An angel like you shouldnât be forced to be with someone like him.
âWhat if Iâm getting ahead of myself and they donât actually like me like that?â
Jeonginâs jaw drops. âYou have got to be kidding me.â He was going to tease Seungmin further, but something about the look on his friendâs face screamed anxiety, so Jeongin was quick to force his mouth closed. âY/N does. Have you seen the way they act when theyâre with you? Heart eyes, I swear.â
Okay, thereâs that too. Seungmin wasnât blind, nor was he dense. If he didnât think you were interested in him like this, then he wouldnât have actively pursued you time and time again. He was confident, not someone who didnât know their boundaries. And fortunately, you seemed to have wordlessly affirmed that he could get close to you over the months youâve been talking. He was sure that if you had even expressed the slightest bit of disapproval of his advances, he would have pulled away immediately. As well as reassess the situation right afterwards.
Seungmin sighs. âI just want to do this right.â
âAnd you will,â Chan says. The drummer gives him a firm pat on the back. âTrust in yourself. Weâll also have your back. Go out there and perform like you always do, just that you have your little plan before the bridge comes in.â
All Seungmin got from that was how you were in the crowd. Right, you were in that crowd. The very same crowd he didnât give a single fuck about at this moment. You were the only audience he needed, and it both comforted and terrified him to remember that he left you to sit in the very front row earlier before the program started. Just where did all his courage go? The bastard who planned a public confession on their campus festivalâs Battle of the Bands competition should be the one present to go through all this.
âI donât know if Iâve ever been this nervous to perform ever.â
Hyunjin hums. âThen that means you really like Y/N!â
âExactly. We didnât agree to make a whole new original song for this competition just for nothing,â Jisung adds. âWell, I guess itâs also good publicity for when we actually do this band thing for real. Show the public our sound, you know?â
Seungmin finally begins to breathe easily again. He briefly stares at Chan fiddling with his drumsticks, twirling them around with his fingers to soothe his own nerves about their upcoming performance. After all, this wasnât just a performance that Seungmin was doing alone. The competition also meant a lot to his other members in their own different ways, yet they still gave their full support to him when he told them about his plan.
He had great friends.
âStray Kids?â A slightly hoarse voice called out. Seungmin knew the figure as Changbin, someone from the student government. The guy was normally a lot more energetic than this, but he guesses the fatigue must be getting to him from being one of the organizers for this particular event. âYou guys are up in a few seconds.â
Well, this is it. Seungmin stands up to get ready, clearing his throat to calm himself. Thereâs nowhere to run now.
The crowdâs enthusiastic roars never seemed to stop after the previous bandâs set ended, and it was beginning to tick you off. Granted, you should have been happy that Seungminâs band was going to be greeted by a happy crowd, but that also meant that they were subject to pleasing an audience whose hearts were clearly already captured by the performers right before them. And you would be nothing if you werenât competitive. Biased or not, you would die on the hill believing that Seungminâs band is better than the others.
They had a national treasure of a voice for their lead vocals, so how could they not be the best?
An amused snort came from your left side. You didnât have to think too hard to figure out that it came from your friend, Felix. He was probably finding humor in the way your face didnât spare a single effort to even plaster an indifferent expression. What can you say? You were loyal.
âAlright! I see that all of you enjoyed that wonderful performance from Xdinary Heroes!â The programâs host, Lee Minho, came back out to hype the crowd. It was then that your attention snapped back up to the big stage, your eyes watching like a hawk as Seungmin and his friends settled into the equipment. A bubbling giggle found its way out of your mouth at how Seungmin looked so focused on adjusting the height of his mic stand. âA very unique band name, if I do say so myself. But it does look like the new trend, as all of you here might also find interest in our next bandâs name.â
âSeriously,â Felix starts, his tone teasing. âYou are so down bad.â
You roll your eyes. âBe quiet. Itâs starting.â
âYeah, sure.â Felix laughs at your reaction. âWe wouldnât want to interrupt your longtime dream of being confessed to by a singer in the middle of a set now, would we?â Your face burned warmly at the accusation.
It was such a cliche thing to happen. As aware as you were that life wasnât like the fictional stories of romance that you enjoyed, a part of you still relished the thought of experiencing it for yourself. There was a reason why these kinds of events were heavily romanticized in the mediaâthey held their own charm. It just so happened that you agreed to the notion that getting a proclamation of love from a singer on stage was one of the more appealing choices.
Too bad those donât go too well in real life.
âBut itâsââ
âItâs cliche. Yes, youâve already told me countless times that itâs not as good in real life. But we all have our fantasies, Y/N. No judgement.â Felix shrugs. âGood for you, though. You are one determined person to bag an actual singer. In a band, no less.â
âYou are soââ
ââover. Give it up for Stray Kids!â Lee Minhoâs booming voice cut you off again, letting you know that the performance was about to begin.
It started off like normal, with Chan using his drumsticks as a countdown before the instrumental started. Except this time, the song was surprisingly unfamiliar to you. Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion. This wasnât the piece they practiced when you came over to watch a week ago. You didnât recognize the song in its entirety either, though it was already proving to be a song that fit right with your tastes. Seungminâs voice echoing through the space was also adding so much to the experience.Â
You let the pride you felt at how well he was doing bloom in your chest. It was great to see him shine after going through the rough process of preparation with him. You watched him passionately go through the song smoothly without any mistakes. From the day you first met him until this moment, youâve witnessed how determined he was to achieve his goals in life. It was then that you knew youâd always be proud of Seungmin, no matter what. You were already the happiest youâve ever been just by being by his side.
âDid they change their set?â You asked no one in particular.Â
Felix bops his head to the beat, clearly pleased with the song. âDonât know the song, but itâs great!â
Youâd be lying if you said you didnât agree with him. Though the sudden change in song choice admittedly peaked your curiosity more than it should have. Your eyes found their way back on stage, as if telling you to simply enjoy the performance now and ask later. But it looks like fate had other plans for you, as your eyes immediately locked with a certain lead singerâs.
He left no argument as to who he was looking at. It was clearly you, and you couldnât help the way your breath hitched at the way his gaze alone held the answer to the question that lingered in your head. There were sparks of electricity being mimicked throughout your body, sending you into a mild shock. Like a scene from a movie, everything else in the world just seemed to go on mute.
All except his voice.
âBefore we proceed to the bridge, Iâd like to share something about this song. Would that be alright?â Seungmin spoke to the crowd, despite his attention still obviously on you. You could vaguely hear them answering back to him in interest, positively telling him to go on. It was difficult to miss the way his smile grew at this. Seungmin looked so stunning when he smiled. You always felt like falling in love all over again whenever he did.
The band continued with the instrumental, albeit toning it down as their lead singer continued on. âSo this song is actually an original from us.â Oh, that makes so much more sense. âAnd it was written as my confession to the person I like.âÂ
Wait.
In the fuzz of your brain, you could barely make out Felix jumping up and down in excitement while looking at the scene unfolding before his eyes.
âIâve been contemplating this for a while, wondering when Iâd ever deem it the perfect moment for me to ask the important question,â Seungmin adds. âBut Iâve realized that I was just dragging things out too much for my liking. So, to the one who my heart yearns for even through the nerves Iâm feeling right nowââ You felt overwhelmed at the moment, but you couldnât seem to take your eyes off the way Seungmin looked at you with such fondness and admiration.
ââY/N, will you give me the honor to be yours?â
And when your voice sings out the answer, the instrumental starts picking up again as Seungmin finishes the song with newfound fervor. You chuckle your happy tears away, with your friend playfully punching your arm.
âNow, what did I say?â
Maybe cliches werenât so bad in real life after all.
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shift shenanigans - s1 social media au
note: jus for fun ! may or may not do more parts.
warnings: crude humor, slightly offensive jokes from richie sry
part two
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chefboyardee: my friends! i love my friends! the two on the right more than the left (iâm joking i promise) đđđđ
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syd_adamu: brave of you to call him your friend y/n
âł chefboyardee: boss man carmy save me
âł syd_adamu: oh.. :///
marcus.brooks11: you did me so dirty, friend.
âł chefboyardee: love you marcus you look spectacular
âł marcus.brooks11: donât start
richietheking: Where am I?
âł chefboyardee: ya motha
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richietheking: Getting sh$!t done.
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marcus.brooks11: This is coolllddd.
âł richietheking: You already know it man.
syd_adamu: this is actually crazy
carmyberzatto: can you show this on instagram? i think you should delete this.
âł richietheking: Delete your life.
chefboyardee: come down to the beef for a number 6 the occy way đŻ the safest joint on the block đ€đŻwe are đđ
âł richietheking: Eyyy I know thatâs right.
âł carmyberzatto: please donât advertise this.
WE HAVE THE BEEF đ„©
[ 8:25 am ]
y/n:
bruh im about to lose it. heads up when you guys get to work.
marcus: that catering order is about to be crazy
DO NOT REPLY: These white boards are stressing me out.
syd: we know, probably giving you ptsd from not finishing high school
DO NOT REPLY: Fuck you I did finish it.
y/n: oh i gotta change ur contact name richie
richie poo: ????? What
y/n: it was âDO NOT REPLYâ lols
marcus: valid
syd: real
richie poo: What? Why?! Thatâs so rude
y/n: cuz you piss me off
and you kept blowing up my phone yesterday
richie poo: You werenât answering, and we needed help at the cook out.
syd: the one where you poisoned everyone?
richie poo: Fuck off.
y/n: when iâm off work, iâm off work.
marcus: donât let carmy hear that, y/n
y/n: donât remind me
syd: heâs trying at least, go easy on him. he really has great ideas
richie poo: You mean you have great ideas in that little notebook
tina: Never trust a broad with a notebook.
syd: hey! iâm just being helpful
y/n: do you guys think my ig post will hurt carmys feelings
marcus: it would make me a little sad if i were him, but i donât think he cares
y/n: great iâm gonna cry now
syd: i doubt he even saw it y/n itâs fine
richie poo: Check the work chat. Cousin is in a mood.
y/n: oh great
tina: Help us all.
syd: be nice you guys
WORK
[ 9:15 am ]
carmy: Everyone, we have huge catering orders tomorrow to prep for today. Please get here as soon as you can, the earlier you clock in the better. Additionally, please be careful what you post on social media. I donât want people to get the wrong impression
y/n: yes chef đšâđł
syd: ok sounds good
richie poo: Cool it, Cousin. Whatâs the issue with the social media
tina: I use FaceBook. That not allowed now??
carmy: Tina, youâre fine. Iâm talking about those who post work things on public accounts
marcus: facebook is crazy
richie poo: I canât go private
y/n: he needs the likes
richie poo: No Iâm disabled from doing so. Not sure why
y/n: liar
richie poo: đI donât like you
carmy: Then please donât post pics of yourself posting up with a gun and an air horn outside of my shop anymore.
marcus: that pic was fire canât lie
carmy: Well, itâs bad for business.
richie poo: Fine, whatever
y/n: carmy
carmy: What, Y/n?
y/n: is this because of my caption on my post iâm sorry i promise i wasnât being for real
carmy: I donât care Y/n.
y/n: is that code for âi care a lot and iâm crying in the office right now and thatâs why the door is closedâ
oh
syd: ? why the oh
y/n: he opened the door and yelled no đ€š but i think i saw red eyes
carmy: Please get back to work and Iâll comp a meal for you later
y/n: OMG yes chef đ
richie poo: Inappropriate emojis and you shouldnât have to incentivize her to work
y/n: shut up acting like HR iâm gonna beat your ass
jealousy is ugly which is why you have that mug on your face
carmy: Stop
y/n: yes chef đšâđł
i heard your giggle tho
richie poo: Again with the schizo episode
syd: you canât say that richie
richie poo: Oh sorry
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recently read your baby!name x op characters and i was thinking what abt name x baby!op characters-
they somehow turned into babies for 24 hrs (like in your fic)
just randomly thought of this while scrolling thru baby op characters on pinterest lmao
anyways have a great day/ night~~
love this idea!! I just wanted to do baby (name) first since i've seen a few baby OP characters but im more than happy to do it!
i finally got my laptop back, but im actually so upset it took so long to be fixed, and that i couldn't get all your requests out sooner! im so sorry this took ages, and to everyone else who requested before i closed requests - yours will be out soon enough! once again, so so sorry everyone :(
taglist - @kabloswrld
baby OP Men! (Straw Hats, Law, Ace, Kaku)
featuring - Zoro x F!Reader, Ace x F!Reader, Law x F!Reader, Usopp x F!Reader, Luffy x F!Reader, Kaku x F!Reader, Sanji x F!Reader
summary - the OP men get turned into babies for 24 hours and naturally, you're the babysitter.
warnings - none except that i haven't watched far enough to know what Law and Ace were like as kids so them and Kaku will just be wild guesses. and there is no longer yellow font so i will just be making Law's colour blue.
ZORO
Waking up to the sounds of things breaking and crashing against other things wasn't uncommon on the Sunny. It has been something you'd all become accustomed to on the Merry, which just carried over to the Sunny. More often than not, the source was Zoro and Sanji, so you just rolled over and went back to bed.
Until the cry of an infant woke you right back up.
You looked down at yourself, sighing in relief when you realised it wasn't you this time. However, if not you then who?
You got your answer when you walked into the kitchen and spotted a green-haired baby fussing and throwing pots at a scowling blonde cook.
"Devil child!" Sanji yelled, earning him another pot to the face.
You laughed at the sight, and both of them turned to look at you. Sanji breathed a sigh of relief, while baby Zoro crawled across the countertop to get to you.
"What happened to him?" You asked the cook as you lifted the moody infant up into your arms, where he relaxed and cooed happily.
"That idiot got too cocky and tried to take on a devil fruit user without knowing what the devil fruit actually was," Sanji explained, throwing another hateful glare at the baby swordsman in your arms. "Now he's stuck like this for a whole day."
You volunteered to care for him, something that no one else seemed willing or able to do. You supposed it was fitting, since Zoro threw a tantrum every time he was with someone who wasn't you. It was funny really, how he would scream and throw things when you set him down or handed him to someone else and then immediately fall silent when you picked him up again. Zoro was not a clingy adult, but he was certainly a very clingy baby.
But you didn't mind.
He was calmest when you sat and watched the ocean with him perched on your lap, bouncing a little on your thighs as he tried to see over the railing. You laughed and lifted him up, setting the green-haired infant on your shoulders.
"That better, baby?"
He cooed and clapped his tiny hands, indicating he was much more satisfied now. Then his fingers found your hair, and be busied himself pulling and playing with it as you chuckled and let him be. His attention span was short, but even shorter now that he was barely a year old.
"Not too hard now," you reminded him, laughing when he just pulled harder. "Even as a baby you're a bully." That only earned you a whine and a harder tug on your strands, but you only laughed more because it didn't really hurt.
He ended up falling asleep on your chest that night, small hand fisting your shirt. You were humming and singing softly to get him to sleep, so it was a bit of a relief when you saw his eyes closed.
In the morning, he hovered over you with a teasing smirk on his face.
"So I'm a bully huh?"
ACE
After your encounter with the de-aging devil fruit user, you would think Ace would have been more inclined to avoiding him. But no, your boyfriend was super confident that he could take this guy on and not get hit with the de-aging beam, which is why you were now back on the Moby Dick with a very pouty infant Ace on your lap. He only wore a diaper, and had thrown a tantrum when you tried to put something else on. The crew was laughing and teasing him, which only made him poutier.
And also shoot little balls of fire at their shoes. He looked at you innocently, but you knew he did it on purpose.
Ace is just as naughty as you would think he'd be as a baby. If you lose sight of him for one second, he's gone and you're running around panicking and trying to find this troublemaker, which is much harder now that he's so small. You end up finding him under a table or crawling towards any set of stairs on the ship. And he'll giggle and smile innocently, instantly earning your forgiveness.
"You're a handful, you know that?" You huff as you pick him up right before he tumbles down some steps. "Stop trying to hurt yourself!"
Ace just cooed and reached for your face, patting your cheek affectionately before nuzzling his face against it. He becomes so clingy when you try to do work while babysitting him, always pulling your hair or squeezing your nose hard when you paid more attention to a chore than him.
"Ace! I'm trying to work, I'll play with you just now."
Ace babbles nonsense and starts to cry, making you sigh as you turn your attention back to him. Then he immediately stops crying and is happily giving you sloppy kisses all over your face, his mood changing in that split second.
You don't get any work done.
Ace also has a tendency to disappear when you set him down for one second, only to reappear by a screaming crewmate who's trying to put out a fire on their pants. The little 2nd division commander would howl with laughter and fall onto his back, before pouting when he realises he can't get up and then cries for you. Little Ace is a menace.
"You need to go sleep!" You sighed in exasperation as you rocked Ace back and forth gently, later that evening in your room. "Please?"
Ace just giggled and sucked in his tiny fingers, a very blatant 'no'. You sighed and sat on the bed, setting him on your lap. Trying to bounce him didn't work because he just got excited and more energetic. Then you finally remembered the one time he never fails to sleep, and you were almost mad at him for making you so tired and worn out that you'd forgotten.
You got him the softest food you can find in the kitchen, and watch in amusement as he falls face-first onto the bed next to the bowl. You quickly turn him over, laughing softly as you tucked him in.
LAW
Law doesn't make mistakes often, but when he does they have extreme consequences. Like now, when you'd warned him about something but he overlooked it, claiming it wasn't important. Which ended up with him sitting on your lap, looking at you with big, innocent eyes - an infant.
You weren't sure what to do with this tiny version of your pale boyfriend. So for a while you just sat there and kind of...stared at each other. He was looking into your soul - you were sure of it, because no baby has a look that intense.
"So..." You started, "What do you want to do?"
Blank stare. That's all you got. Law was not so different as a baby, he was extremely quiet and reserved, he didn't move much and he just stared. It was almost like talking to a baby doll.
"Right, um...are you hungry?" You tried again.
He blinked. Then he crawled off your lap, attempting to jump off the bed but being caught by you since he would very obviously hurt himself. He tried to glare, but he was so small and cute it became a very adorable pout.
"You're tiny remember!" You groaned. "I know you don't like asking for help but come on, you're going to hurt yourself."
He rolled his eyes.
"HEY!"
Then he giggled, something you didn't expect. Your jaw dropped, eyes going wide as he flat out giggled at your response to his little display of attitude. He was so cute giggling that you didn't want him to stop, but once he realised you were grinning at him he immediately went quiet and pouted again.
"You're impossible."
Another giggle, and you side-eyed him. He only giggled more before pointing to the bookshelf in his room. You sighed and took him over to it, letting him reach for whatever book he seemingly wanted you to read to him. Of course, it was a medical book.
You laid him against your chest as you leaned back against the headboard, opening the book and going to its contents section to decide which section to read to him. But he grew impatient, and reached out to grab a tiny fistful of pages and turn them over.
"Alright then."
As you began to read, Law listened intently and focused on the picutres, his eyes wide with interest. You smiled softly at the sight, marvelling at how cute he was when he was curious at this size. But he was still a baby, so after a few minutes of reading his eyes started to droop and he turned his body a little so he could grasp your shirt in his small fist. And then he was out, and you smiled and kisses the top of his head as you set the book aside and cuddled him.
Baby Law was so sweet and cute, even if his attitude was just like adult Law's.
KAKU
"And what have we learned?"
Of course, you couldn't expect a response from the man you were asking that question. That would be because he was now less than a year old, laying flat on his back across your legs and gazing up at you with big, innocent eyes. He just cooed softly and kicked his small legs lazily, reaching for you.
You sighed. The idiot had gone head-first into a fight he didn't properly think through. It was his most reckless move yet, and now he was paying the price as a baby. Simply because Jabra had pissed him off.
Kaku was a relatively calm and quiet baby. He didn't fuss much, and he wasn't too noisy. Adorably, he was also a shy and easily flustered little infant. But one thing he did want was your attention, and he wanted it the whole day.
So you carried him around the whole day, much like he'd done when you'd been babified. You rarely left him alone, and if you did it was only for bathroom breaks or like five seconds. You were afraid of leaving him around alone, because the other CP9 members could be mean and careless and some of them would definitely be rough with and bully him.
You had to admit, his little long nose was the cutest thing ever, apart from when he accidentally bumped it against you and then giggled. He was so sweet, rubbing the spot he bumped with his small hand and then giving you a sloppy kiss.
Baby Kaku is also very playful. Once he gets comfortable in his state. He tries to make funny noises with his long nose and then erupts into the cutest baby laughter right after. He will also curiously pull on his nose, only to have it wobble like a springboard when he's done, causing more giggles.
"Come onnnnn it'll be good!"
Unfortunately, he was very fussy with his food. You were trying to feed him some mashed potatoes, because that was the only appropriate thing you could find, but he just stared at you like 'really?' and kept his little mouth closed. After that, you were forced to go out and buy baby food.
Like Law, baby Kaku wants to be read to. But he won't be satisfied with the usual infant storytime books, because even as a baby he is much smarter than that. He prefers something historical, which may be boring for you but absolutely thrills him. He gets excited and bounces on your lap, tapping the book with his small hands while you're struggling to keep your eyes open.
When he's finally ready to sleep, he tries to fight it because he likes having you baby him like this. But eventually he drifts off when placed on your chest, because you're so warm and comfortable it lulls him into slumber.
When he wakes up an adult, he looks sheepish.
"We learned not to rush into a fight recklessly."
LUFFY
If you thought Luffy was a menace as a teenager, you were really in for it when he got turned into an infant by the same devil fruit user who'd done it to you. Of course, Luffy being Luffy, he forgot about that and charged straight into the fight without even considering your plan. And that's what now led to you having to carry a very fussy, very tiny Monkey D. Luffy back to the Thousand Sunny.
As expected, he is an active infant.
"Luffy no!"
But not only is he baby Luffy, he is baby Luffy with stretchy abilities. As seen now when he giggles loudly and grabs the mast, before propelling himself halfway across the ship. If Robin hadn't been around to catch him using her own devil fruit ability, you're pretty sure you'd be facing a sobbing, snotty-nosed little captain.
You have to chase this baby around the ship to actually change him or do any of the basic baby care things. He is so quick to crawl away when it comes to diaper-changing, but he is even quicker to crawl back with the promise of food, as usual. You cannot take your eyes off him though, because if you do for even one second he's gone and a ship-wide hunt for the naughty infant has to be conducted.
Infant Luffy is VERY good at hide and seek.
"Now where could Luffy be?" You say out loud as you walk around the ship, amused when a little giggle follows your words. "Maybe he's in the kitchen." Another giggle. "Or maybe he's right...here!"
And when you uncover his hiding spot and grab him, he squeals and tries to wriggle out of yours arms. But ultimately starts giggling and laughing uncontrollably as you tickle his little sides and smother his tiny face in kisses. He loves having all your attention on him, and will not hesitate to trip someone from the ground or reach around you to pull on their hair if they take your attention away from him for even a second. Baby Luffy is a lot clingier than grown up Luffy.
But if you sit him down in the aquarium or in the crow's nest and let him watch the fish or the water while you tell him stories about Shanks that he's told you before, he'll calm down a little bit and relax. His eyes will go big and he'll stare at you in awe as you tell him all of these stories, even if he doesn't really understand. And when you make big gestures to try and show him, he cutely tries to mimic you and make those same gestures with his little arms. Which always has you cooing at him and him giggling at how cute you found it.
He was so hyper that you almost couldn't put him to sleep, and you didn't think he would ever fall asleep. But after a while of you - once again - chasing him around the ship, you finally caught him and managed (somehow) to rock him to sleep.
When he woke up a grown boy, there really wasn't much difference in his behaviour, even after you told him about his infant self.
SANJI
Honestly you don't even know how it happened. One minute you're engaging the enemy, the next your old friend with the de-aging devil fruit appears and this time targets your boyfriend. Which is why now you're sitting in the kitchen with a pouty baby cook on the table, the two of you just staring at each other.
When he realises he can't cook like this, the poor blonde bursts into tears, looking so upset it breaks your heart. You quickly pull him into your arms and cradle him, and he slowly calms down and looks up at you with his big, round eyes.
"There we go," you smiled at him, kissing his little cheek. "It's okay."
If you think Sanji is clingy as a grown up, his clinginess soars to new heights as a baby. He will absolutely not let go of you if you're holding him, not for any reason other than you needing the bathroom. He wants your attention on him for the full 24 hours, which of course is nothing new but still makes you laugh every time he gets pouty when you're not looking at him.
He's also a very sly baby. He uses his cuteness to his advantage to get Zoro in trouble, because every time he cries and points to Zoro, you glare at the swordsman or chuck something at him, much to Sanji's amusement.
"You're ugly and annoying even as a baby!" You heard Zoro shouting when you'd left them alone for one second to fetch some food for Sanji. "Stop looking at me like that!"
"ZORO!" You chided as you walked back into the room, coincidentally as soon as Sanji decided to start bawling to exaggerate the situation. He pointed at the green-haired swordsman as he cried, making you sigh and smack him upside his head. This caused Sanji to stop crying and giggle, earning a glare from Zoro.
"Why, you-!"
"Zoro, he's just a baby," you sighed, "He's going to annoy you."
"He annoys me regardless," the swordsman huffed, walking away. "Just keep that little demon away from me."
Sanji stuck his tiny tongue out at the bulky man's figure as he retreated, making you laugh and scoop the cook up into your arms. He immediately relaxed and cooed happily, playing with your shirt as if it was the most interesting thing in the world.
Sanji is a fussy eater, which you kind of figured. He doesn't settle for just any soft food, he specifically likes pureed apple. So every time you have to feed him, you have to either feed him some you got from an island you had to stop at when you first found out about his preference, or you have to puree the apples yourself.
Changing Sanji's diaper is also easy, because he's very calm and he lets you do it without much fuss. You have no issues putting him to sleep, either, because once you've changed him for the last time at night, he's out like a light. And you smile and bring him to your bed to sleep, laying him in between your pillows.
When he wakes up, he's back to being a smug little mf because he woke up in your bed.
USOPP
Honestly you didn't even know what had happened while you had stayed on the ship to keep watch. The others all returned looking weary but otherwise okay, so you just assumed Usopp was too, and you didn't think to ask why Brook and Sanji looked so suspicious, passing something between them behind their backs. That is, of course, until you heard the unmistakable sound of an infant crying.
"What was that?" You looked at them, raising an eyebrow.
"What was what?" Sanji asked, laughing nervously.
The infant cried again, and you stalked over and pushed them aside to reveal your boyfriend...only smaller. Baby Usopp stared up at you with wide, terrified eyes, tears streaming down his adorably chubby cheeks.
"What the-How did this happen??"
You looked up, but everyone avoided your gaze and made excuses to leave. So you just sighed and picked the baby up, wiping his tears away and gently rocking him to calm him down. He did eventually, but the terror never left his eyes as he got hold of your shirt collar and never let go.
"Hey, hey," you cooed softly. "It's okay, I'm here."
When he calmed down, you realised he had been so scared that he'd messed himself, so you changed him. Poor Usopp was already so nervous and frightened as a grown up, that as a baby he was almost always shaking. But you put him at ease, and whenever he was in your arms he was calm, relaxed and very playful. He liked your hair, liked to play with it and also, apparently, eat it.
"Usopp no!" You laughed as you once again had to pull your hair out of his tiny mouth. His bottom lip trembled, and you quickly amended it by kissing his cheeks and giving him something else to play with.
He liked to tinker even as a baby. You gave him the safest things he could play with, and he would try to arrange it in a certain way that wasn't just a jumbled mess. You were very impressed when he managed to stack all the gold coins you'd given him to play with - under Nami's strict supervision, of course.
However, he was naughty when it came to being fed. It wasn't that he was a fussy eater, he just liked to play with his food. And he had incredible aim, so every bunch of food he threw landed on its intended target. Which was you. Sanji had tried to feed him, but the stress of wasted food got to him and you had to replace him before he yelled at poor baby Usopp.
Putting him to sleep is relatively easier than putting anyone else on this list to sleep. As soon as you noticed his eyes drooping while you told him a story - one of his own made-up adventures - you picked him up and placed him on his bed, and he was out.
When he woke up in the morning, all grown up, he groaned.
"That was the scariest experience of my life."
A/N: I'm so sorry if this seems rushed or isn't as good as you expected, it's been a busy few weeks and i'm so mentally exhausted but i really wanted to get this out for you! Again, requests that were in my inbox before i closed them will be posted as soon as possible! Please just be patient with me, 2024 is turning out to be a weird year for me.
#one piece#op#one piece x reader#one piece x you#zoro x reader#zoro x you#roronoa zoro#ace x reader#ace x you#portgas d ace#sanji x reader#sanji x you#vinsmoke sanji#usopp x reader#usopp x you#one piece usopp#monkey d luffy#luffy x reader#luffy x you#trafalgar law#law x reader#law x you#kaku x reader#kaku x you#one piece kaku
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đàŁȘ The "you" shaped spot ââ§
warnings: pure fluff, one implication of having sex, bits of crying, hurt/comfort, ooc kinich, very self indulgent, i apologize for mistakes.
GOD THE ANGUISH I FEEL SINCE THERE HAVE BEEN NO GOOD KINICH FICS RECENTLY
m so sorry mualani i love you but i hate you coz you're so shipped w kinich it makes me cry in anguish burn in despair and writhe in pain..coz hes mine. not yours. never yours (guys am i mentally ill)
"y/n?"
well, this was strange. if he still remembers how to read the time correctly, it's 3:30 pm and you should be at home today. yet he couldn't hear a single sound from the shared household, implying you were, infact, not at home. huh? that was wholly strange. you both had no urgent tasks for today, so where were you gone? your date was in 1œ hrs time, so he didn't have a tinge of worry about it. he knew you'd return by that time, even if you were gone somewhere. but where did you go anyway? to the balcony? xilonen's workshop? ororon's fields? mavuika's chambers? ifa's vet?
it was almost 5:30 by the time his patience finally ran out. you were nowhere to be seen, noone knew your whereabouts, your departure time was unconfirmed, and you didn't even tell him about it. he tried to distract away the thoughts that eerily haunted his mind, 'what if she's in danger? kidnapped? or perhaps, dead?'
he'd get nothing out of overthinking. finally, it all clicked to him where you could perhaps be found.
shit, and was his intuition right. he could hear the sounds of violent sobs drifting off in the sea breeze, some sniffles and pieces of incoherent speech here and there. they were yours.
"y/n? y/n!"
he gently held your shoulders and tried to pry off your palms from your face. is it too late? at last as he finally managed to do so, he saw your tinged red eyes, indicating you've been crying for a lot of time.
"what happened to you? babe? are you okay? please tell me- what happened to you? please, please please-"
"im fine, ichi, its alright"
"you dont look alright at all. what happened to you? who did this to you? this sadness?"
"oh it's just..um..this is embarassing.."
"no tell me, please baby, tell me. if you don't tell me and start crying again, i might just start crying too. please tell me"
"um.. it's...basically, these past few days I've felt like... you're.. avoiding me. like...everytime i try to approach you, you just- you just..shut me down. push me away. it maybe because I'm not living upto your expectations, but these past few days I've been feeling like you spend time with mualani more than me. it hurts so bad when my inner thoughts whisper to me, haunting me by saying stuff like you're giving the same lovesick smile to her as you do to me, and falling for her and- mfhm?!"
oh by gods, the way kinich just tenderly held you yet kissed constrastingly different, almost making you feel dizzy and lightheaded. you knew you weren't in the right state of mind after crying and struggling with your thoughts for so long, and his intoxicating kiss didn't help the matter at all.
at last when he finally pulls his lips away from yours, a tinge of bemused smile rests on his slightly chapped lips. him? in love with mualani? he'd rather give away his body to ajaw and keep himself locked in a small piece of memory inside your heart, so that as long as your heart beats, you both never get seperated. that was the best deal for him.
"look, im sorry I didn't tell you earlier and I'm sorry if I don't live upto your expectations and or are falling for mualani, its completely alright and-"
"Are you insane?"
"huh?"
"You are the words etched into my heart. You are the blood in my veins. You are the god I was born to worship. Who am I to commit such blasphemy?"
"i-ichi-?"
"You are the knowledge I seek. The love I pray for. The reason of my existence. And you still think I'd leave you?"
"wait no ichi i-"
"The symphony of my beating heart belongs to you. Only you. For long as I'm alive, its bound to beat for you. I love you, y/n. I love you so much."
Teardrops began to fall from your eyes again as he finished speaking. He'd never, ever been good with words, reflecting his love and care with his actions instead. Although he's trying to be more and more vocal for you, you'd never expected this from him.
That was the moment you realized, his heart was 'you' shaped, with every single bit of his sanity dedicated to you.
"And no, I.. I'm so sorry if i made you feel as if I'm avoiding you. I'm infact not. It's just the fact that.. I'd been trying to plan a surprise for you for our 4th anniversary, but..looks like I wasn't so slick with it. I'm sorry"
"No, no, it's fine, it's fine. I misunderstood, no need to apologise" you shook your head while holding one of his hands, the other wiping your tears off as he gently places a soft kiss on your forehead.
"It's partially my fault, for making you feel this way. Let's go home, yeah? I'll try to make it up to you. Brownies and making love later?"
You smiled. "I love you so much, it's hard to put into words like you did"
"I love you more. You're forever my girl"
#god im so in love#i fucking love him#he's so silly#i love him too much#kinich x reader#kinich x you#genshin x reader#genshin x you
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This is a fantasy storyish post sorry I'm not the best at writing if someone better wants to rewrite this better just tag me.
But the concept is gaining like 3lbs and hr for 24 hrs, rapid but slow wg.
Id wake up and get ready for work, I wouldn't know anything would happen. Work goes normaly the first 4rs. 12 lbs probably wouldn't be noticeable by me or my coworkers, maybe id have to loosen my belt a little, but at this point, I'd think it's bloating. The second half of my shift became a little more noticeable but not obvious yet. Im a little larger at 24lbs in the 8 hours I've been awake, but it wouldn't show anywhere obvious that a coworker might point out other than my stomach. Maybe they'd think I'm pregnant or bloated, but who knows. My clothes do feel a little tighter than normal, but all clothes, even my size, are baggy on my small frame. I end my shift and go home 24lbs heavier, weighing a total of 136 lbs. I make some lunch and play games and do whatever chores I need to the first hour Im home. I'd make myself lunch and eat it only just noting after that I'm a bit bigger but oh it's probably just bloating. Then i boot ip my computer to play videogames or watch a show. And 6hrs pass as I play games slowly my clothes feel tight and my shirt rides up as 15 hours have passed. My tits increase in cup size. My belly starts to be noticeable as I've gone from 112 to 157 since the morning. My thighs start hugging the pants. I go to take a shower and make dinner when I realized how big I've become. My thighs jiggle as I walk tot he kitchen and my belly bounces. I don't tend to look down and so I play the bouncing of my body as a mind game till after I cook dinner. I sit down to notice that my thighs are covering the chair and my belly is on my lap at this point I'm 160lbs my 5'7" is visibly overweight. I eat my dinner and go to the bathroom to shower. I feel as my body is definently heavier. I start to freak out what do I do. What are my friend and coworkers going to think. I get to the bathroom to see as my clothes are snug on my body my belly is showing and my ass is partly hanging out if my jeans which look plastered on. My 00 jeans are screaming. As my ass is posting out the back and I'm probably a size 6 or larger at this point. I struggle to take off my clothes like removing a sausage from it's casing my body feels instant relief I didn't know i needed. I there are red rings now from where my clothes where hugging me. I also notice stretch marks on my thighs belly and sides that weren't there this morning. I freak out as I dont know what to do. Maybe It's just an allergy or something as I'm not in pain I decide I'll go to the doctor in the morning. I take a shower washing my now slightly chubby body. Feeling as it's softer and squisher. My have gone from an a cup to a b cup and my ass jiggles with every moment of my legs. I finish up and decide I will go to bed as maybe it's just exhaustion. I put on my pjs and my once baggy pjs feel like they fit. I go to sleep as I slowly gain more weight through the night. I wake up and my belly is resting on my lap when I go to sit up. My 112 frame buried under 72lbs of fat. I look massive to how I was just the day before. I love the feeling of the warmth and jiggle of the fat, I decide I'll postpone the trip to the doctors. I put on the largest clothes I have and head to the mall to get some new cloths not knowing how long this will last.
#feedee belly#feedee encouragement#feedee feeder#feedee girl#feedee piggy#feeder wanted#looking for a feeder#queer feedee#trans feedee#dumb slvt#wg text#wg story#wg fantasy
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Hello !! First of all I how are you ? !! I do not know if your request are open (so sorry if theyâre not !) I wanted to know if you could make a fanfic where reader is an actress and she get asked the question âwho is your celebrity crushâ and at first sheâs kind of hesitant like she doesnât want to say it but then she says it and gets all shy and later on Jack comes across the interview and watch it and like make a move by sending or dm OR they see each other at a premiere and they start talking blahblahblah ?? TYSM !! And itâs totally okay if you do not want to make this ! Byee
I LOVE THIS SM AAHH AND IM FINE HRU :))
âI WANNA BE AN OBJECT OF YOUR AFFECTION!â
â Jack Champion â
PAIRING: Jack Champion x Fem!Reader
TAGS: @wenvierismycomfort @evanpeterswifeyy868 @xyzstar @wekiamo @beary-rambles @h34rtsformilli @c8rdigan @teyamsgirll @aqellano @aesthetixhoe @dizzyscreams @mbankfav
A/N: not feeling great but Jack always fixes that!! đ€
âSo, Y/N..â the interviewer paused and you tilted your head slightly, waiting for them to continue. âDo you have a celebrity crush at the moment?â
You tapped your fingers on your knee while you thought about how to answer. You did have a celebrity crush but you werenât sure if you wanted to answer the question. You didnât want a big controversy or anything. I mean you knew how some fans were and you definitely didnât want to make him uncomfortable.
But then again you werenât sure he would even know who you were or if he would even stumble across this interview.
Guess you would just have to pray he didnât.
âUm, yeah I do,â you said softly, âJack Champion.â The interviewer made an âoooâ noise and you laughed nervously. Please donât let him see this, is what you kept repeating in your head. âJack Champion huh? Quite the man! Whatâs your favorite movie of his?â The interviewer asked sort of teasingly. You tapped your foot nervously and forced a smile, âScream 6, but he was also great in Avatar.â
âI couldnât agree more. Would you like to work with him some day?â
âUm yeah maybe. It could be fun.â You smiled again but more genuinely this time. Cause while you were still slightly uncomfortable, you meant what you said. It could be fun, but youâd also be a nervous wreck.
If he did ever see this interview you just hoped he would laugh it off or something. And HOPEFULLY youâd never have to work with him on a movie. As much as youâd want to and as much as you admired him it would just be too embarrassing for you.
Thankfully the interviewer didnât say anything else on the topic and kept the rest of the questions professional. That didnât stop you from getting nervous though. But you kept your composure and continued the rest of the interview completely normal.
When you ended the interview you had completely forgot about it. You were so busy with work and everything that you hadnât had time to watch it. Jack on the other hand did watch it, because what you didnât know is that he also had a small celebrity crush. On you. When he watched the video he was flattered to say the least. He definitely didnât run to his mom and ramble about the whole thing or anything
He found himself watching the interview more than once, but he couldnât help it! You had a crush on him!You were an amazing actor, you were gorgeous, and you were also just really kind. He had never met you, but heâd always wanted to. Maybe now the interview would give him an excuse to talk to you, so he thought about it for a few minutes and decided he was going to dm you.
For some reason he found himself getting nervous when he pulled up the chat. I mean he had never spoken to you before so he just hoped you didnât find this creepy. He took a deep breath and typed out his message.
Hey! I saw the interview you did for your new movie and you looked really good.
He cringed looking at it and deleted it, âThat sounds weird,â he muttered to himself. So, he retyped it and found himself retyping it a good 10 times before he typed something hr was content with.
Just saw your most recent interview and Iâm excited to see your new movie! I was also super honored to hear that Iâm your celebrity crush haha
Maybe tiktok was right, maybe he was a millennial. Regardless he took a deep breath and sent the text. He threw his phone on the bed and got up to busy himself so he wouldnât think of your response.
You think your heart leaped out of your chest when you got the notification. Jack Champion had texted you and he saw the interview. You were out at dinner with some of your coworkers so you had to try hard to contain the grin on your face. Obviously you texted him back, youâd be a fool not to.
Oh thanks! Iâm glad it didnât weird you out haha
Was that too simple? You didnât want to flirt with him right off the bat and scare him off..
You bit your lip as you stared at it. Fuck it, you thought. Itâs not like youâd see him in person any time soon. Plus maybe heâd forget about it. You sent it and went back to talking with the person next to you. That was before your phone buzzed about 5 minutes later.
Of course not. Youâre actually my celebrity crush too ;)
You had to contain a sequel when you read it. âHey are you good?â Your costar chuckled as they asked. âOh yeah Iâm fine, Iâm just going to head to the restroom.â You sped walk over there and once you entered you pulled out your phone. You looked in the mirror and tapped the side of your phone wondering what you should say back. You werenât very good at flirting and for some reason this time it felt more nerve wracking then any other person you had attempted to flirt with.
You really wanted to make a good impression. He was a total sweetheart and downright beautiful so a good first impression was important to you.
Is that so? Maybe we should meet up sometime.
He responded to you almost immediately
Iâd like that! Iâll let you know when Iâm free :)
Your eyes widened a bit in surprise. You didnât think heâd say yes.
Iâll look forward to it, Jack. đ€
Jack slammed his phone on the table and cheered like he just won the lottery. And in his eyes he did, you had just asked him on a date! It was a date right? He immediately got to typing to make sure.
This is a date right?
You chuckled at the notification
It is a date! Unless you donât want it to be!
He smiled as he read your text. It made him happy to know you were just as nervous as he was.
Iâd be sad if it wasnât.
You bit your lip as you held in your giggle. You really couldnât believe that this was happening.
Canât wait, Jack. <3
He slammed down on his bed and covered his face with his hands.
Neither could he.
#dizzy writes?! đ”âđ«#finally got a fic out#kinda lazy but it works!#not proofread!!! wooo#jack champion#jack champion x reader#jack champion imagine#jack champion fluff#ethan landry
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I loved your hcs for Varian so much! đ Could you possibly write some fluffy headcanons got him having a crush and how'd he confess? Tysm for bringing me back to the TTS fandom đââïž
A/N: OOH YESYES!!! im so glad you enjoyed my var hcs!! honestly one of my fav nerds to write forr, these already sound so fluffy to write! tooth-rotting, even.. oh, and good to have you back in the fandom !
SORRY FOR THE LONG HIATUS!!
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Summary: General fluffy crushing and confession headcanons for Varian
Extra Info: haha hello dolly reference at the end because im obsessed
In Corona, love at first sight isn't necessarily common. Sure, Rapunzel and Eugene got together in the maximum of a week, but Rapunzel was threatening him at first sight. And when it comes to Varian, you're gonna have to know him for a while until real feelings start to develop. Not just puppy love.
Normally, the two of you would hang out.. maybe two days a week. If you're coming over to his place, you'll probably just spend the day chatting while Varian works on whatever new invention he's workshopping at the moment. Sometimes he'll let you help. Sometimes. Otherwise, at your place the two of you will usually.. uh. Well, leave. There's a forest right outside your house, which leads straight to a breathtaking view of all of Corona. Varian never cared for "pretty views", but.. if you did, he did as well. That same forest has equally great places for cloud watching, but when you didn't feel like being calm all the time, you and Varian would explore the depths of the forest, discovering new things. When he wanted to, Ruddiger would tag along.
The first "sorta" hint of feelings "somewhat" developing was Varian inviting you to hang out more often. Two days a week turned into three. Then four. Maybe five, if your schedule allowed it. Even then, he still couldn't get enough. On days when you wouldn't be able to see each other, hr would send letters to you to check up on you. Still keeping in mind to not come off as clingy.. despite how truly clingy he was. Of course, Varian still viewed you as a friend--a best friend. How oblivious.
Speaking of which, Varian is extremely oblivious to his own emotions. Ruddiger would be the first to know that he was crushing before Varian himself knew. Whenever he mentioned you as a "friend", Ruddiger would subtly roll his eyes. Especially when Varian would talk about you to him. Ruddiger knew better by the look in his eyes when he practically ranted about you, but Varian didn't.
The way he finds out that he has a crush on you is actually a bit cute. It was Rapunzel's and Eugene's anniversary, so they had a celebratory ball with most of the town invited. Varian had asked you to join him so you could meet people like Lance and Cassandra, since you hadn't really properly met them yet. That was a shocker. It wasn't a fancy celebration, almost like a birthday party, but it was enough to send butterflies to your stomach when he invited you.
There was a sort of "climax" in the party, where Eugene and Rapunzel danced together in the middle of the ballroom. Almost like something out of a fairytale. At the time, you and Varian were on opposite sides due to the group of people shuffling back to give the couple room to dance. You were talking to different people at the time, causing you two to be further apart than usual. Further than Varian wanted at this time.
Varian watched the couple dance around the marble-like floor, sighing at the scene. It was cute, and the idea that the two found eachother and stuck together in the end was.. nice. The idea of a soulmate.. it was sweet.
And for "some" reason, Varian found himself thinking about you. You and him on the dancefloor, instead of the couple that his eyes were glued on. Breaking away from the trance that was the rhythmic dancing, he switched his focus to the back of the room, channeling in on the sight of you. Embarrassingly, heat rose to his face. Varian looked away before you got the chance to notice his longing stare.
The thought of his feelings troubled him. Not in the way that he didn't want to like you--more so in the way that he knew that he would mess up even more infront of you now that he had the knowledge of his feelings. Maybe this was just another Cassandra crush. Maybe it'll just pass over time. After all, there is no way you'd even like him back. Is what he thought.
He was absolutely right. Now more than ever, he was extremely clumsy around you. When he saw you, he tripped over his feet. When he caught a glance from you in the middle of an experiment.. the experiment would blow up. Sometimes he would stumble over his words, saying things he didn't mean to say. He was so obvious, it was adorable. You could probably pick up on his feelings before he even confessed. Varian, as oblivious as he is, still thinks he's being super secretive about everything. He's not.
Like with Cassandra, Varian will constantly offer to help you with certain chores or just personal tasks. His love language is probably "Acts of Service", which is partly why he'll do anything and everything for you. Oh--and by the way, he was wrong. This crush did not pass over with time like Cassandra.
After about 2 months, he finally gets the courage to tell you. He knew he would just keep making a fool out of himself in front of you if he didn't. Over letter, he asked you to meet him out in the forest that the two of you always hung out in. Ruddiger had insisted to come along with him, as some sort of "hype-man". Reluctantly, Varian let him follow him out the door.
It wasn't hard for you to find him. It was your normal spot: a clearing in the trees that let the sun shine on the forest floor. When you saw him.. a rose color flushed to your cheeks. The sight was beautiful, Varian sitting on the forest floor, (not noticing you), with the glimmering light from the sun that made him look like an angel. Swallowing down your butterflies, you took a seat next to him in the soft grass.
Only then did Varian notice you, mumbling an awkward 'hello'. After a bit of comfortable silence, sounds of nature surrounding you two, Ruddiger slightly bit Varian's hand: a signal for him to get on with it. The raccoon quickly fled the scene with a 'shoo' hand signal from Varian.
You watched as he took out a flower from his opposite hand, surprised you hadn't noticed it before. He must've had it for a while--you didn't see him pick it up earlier. It was a sunflower, fitting for the area in the forest. You were glad now for the somewhat-blinding sun, it hid your blush fairly well.
If Varian's heart could stop beating, it definitely did now. He was already nervous about the very idea about telling you how he felt, but seeing you in the sunlight.. how breathtaking you looked.. it was almost too much for him to handle. So he decided to keep his confession short and sweet. If he talked for longer than 20 seconds he was sure to pass out.
"I.. I like you. Mo-More than I should.. a-and ifyoudon'tlikemebackthat'sfinejustpleasedon'thateme--and this is for you-!"
After rushing his confession, he quickly gave the sunflower to you before immediately looking away. You couldn't feel more flattered. And.. you felt suddenly bold.
Tapping him on his shoulder, he reluctantly turned to you to see your reaction.
And, with a sudden kiss, Varian was frozen. Not frozen enough to be cold--his face was actually extremely warm.
Realizing what had just happened, he fell to the forest floor on his back, laying down with his hands on his face. He couldn't be more embarrassed. He was supposed to be the confident one, not you. But thinking about it more, he minded it less. At the time, he just felt embarrassed for himself. And the situation. He wasn't dreaming, was he? Cracking open his hands to peek at your grinning, teasing, and.. blushing face, Varian now knew this was reality.
"Maybe give me a warning next time, will you..?"
His voice shook, but still chuckled through the humility.
Ruddiger perked up from behind a tree, chirping in happiness from the success. Varian sat up suddenly, laughing as the raccoon jumped into his lap.
You watched as he pet Ruddiger calmly, before meeting your gaze a moment later.
It only took that very moment to be loved a whole life long.
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