#MORE RIDICULOUS THAN THE LAST
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SAN LANG ONLY WANTS GEGE'S KUMQUATS LMFAO
Second and newly released instalment to the original 统一 Tong Yi advertisement for their sour plum juice here
Can I please add that:
San Lang was MAD because if it ain't Gege's kumquats he no like them normal kumquats
A KUMQUAT JUICE BOTTLE is enough to send him back 800 years and reminisce about his first meeting with Gege so if you wanna have flashbacks of Hualian buy this juice
THAT BOTTLE !!!!!
#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hob#NEW TGCF AD MY GOD#天官赐福#tgcf ad#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#tgcf donghua#MORE RIDICULOUS THAN THE LAST
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The funniest thing about the boiling rock episodes is zuko telling sokka at the start how this prison houses the most dangerous and notorious criminals of the fire nation as well as war prisoners, and then at the end they just let one of them tag along without ever asking him what he was in for. Could have brought a serial killer to meet the fucking avatar and they'd be none the wiser
#i'd love it if every time someone asks chit sang what he did to end up there he tells them something different#each one of them more ridiculous than the last#'oh yeah i organized a coup' 'i'm the leader of a maffia organization on ember island.' 'i killed a man using only chopsticks'#nobody in the gaang knows what he did and none of them ever find out#and the one time he tells the duke what he actually did and the duke goes to tell everyone#but nobody believes the poor kid bc they all heard their own version#avatar the last airbender#atla#avatar#the boiling rock#zuko#sokka
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milex + kissing on the actual lips
#listen if there’s enough times to make an entire tumblr gifset of it then you’re probably more than friends#it’s just maths#if anyone knows of any other moments where there were full on mouth to mouth kisses then please feel free to share!#i feel like i might be missing one??#but these are the only ones i could remember#ridiculous ridiculous little men#tlsp#the last shadow puppets#milex#alex turner#miles kane#arctic monkeys#my gifs#lulu posts
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honestly homophobic of netflix to remove the interactive with the julethief canon events in it
AND ON THE DAY CARMEN ESCAPES VILE NO LESS 😒
rip To Steal or Not To Steal. you had the entire fandom in a chokehold over that ending <3
#Netflix. Netflix when I catch you. WHEN I CATCH YOU NETFLIX.#Julia blushing is canon in our hearts <33#so many good interactions :(#had to play it one last time on the proper platform and noticed so. many. little. characterization bits.#like mine bomb choking and Carmen DOESNT HESITATE to help. also Carmen knowing the heimlich.#VILE teaching life saving techniques??? hmm suspicious (yeah first aid in the field they don’t want ops to die lmao)#ALSO CARMENS IMAGINATION?? like girly was in the middle of a mission pretending she was showing off sick dance moves to a pretty girl.#what a dork I love her. she cannot focus <3 it’s ok Carmen we all imagine showing off to a crowd of people and them joining in.#bellum not being able to stick to a name for the wiper/mind melt/cranial dranial#also carmen quoting Casablanca??! oh my god?? the layers??!#URHG WE NEEDED FILLER EPS. where’s my team red movie night. beach day. arcade trip. julethief coffee/museum/aquarium dates.#NETFLIX LET ME IN THAT WRITERS ROOM.#alright streaming services. the only reason we got u in the first place was because it was *slightly* more convenient than piracy.#excuse my Texas™️ here but the streaming platforms are getting a little too big for their britches nowadays.#could we at least consolidate into 1-2. this is getting ridiculous.#also 482 unskippable ads every 5 seconds. they’ve made regular cable but 200x worse#but that’s a topic for another day#anyways. goodbye To Steal or Not to Steal. you changed my brain chemistry at age 15 🫡#carmen sandiego 2019#carmensandiego#tsonts#fluffytheocelot#julethief#to steal or not to steal
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I'm feeling a lot more confident in my training with Rory than I ever did with Mav, which is really cool, and the single best thing I started doing this time around was Rory Appreciation Time.
Allocating mindful screen-free time to be silly with Rory helped me avoid the puppy blues, creates a lot of levity, diffuses tension, and helps me learn more about what she finds rewarding. It's been really cool to see.
#dogblr#about aurora#rory appreciation time#i had dedicated snuggle time for mav but it wasnt as intentional#most of my intentional time for mav was training#and thats awesome!#but rory needs a lot more lightness and affection than mav did#rory appreciation time lasts about 5 mins at a time#we kinda go based on the vibe#sometimes its full body snuggles sometimes it's ridiculous playing that leads to zoomies#we do it at least 2x a day but usually 4x (before work at lunch and once or twice before bed)#it has helped rory immensely#her training sticks better when interactions are overwhelmingly positive#even bad training sessions are easily overshadowed by all the fun rory appreciation time sessions#anyway highly recommend mindful silly time with your dogs
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I don’t think it makes sense to assume that Jason was mocking Mia’s past. At all. The thing that got jason painted as violent back in the 80s was his anger against rapists…how does that turn into mocking a victim? and that entire story was written by winick. Do we honestly think winick intended to communicate that? The same writer who made Jason’s first kill a man who was trafficking children? Who had Jason pause in his mission of madness to make sure those kids were found by the right people so they wouldn’t be in further danger?
#let’s knock on our skulls and kick our brains back into gear okay?#you can maintain that it wasn’t well executed or that the role mia played here bothers you#but you can’t say jason was mocking her for that or even seriously trying to hurt her physically#he was bsing like 90% of the story with his constant ‘we should all kill anyone who inconveniences us! speedy and GA should try to kill me#if they want to win’ like we understand that yes?#but that last part of his convo with Mia was the one serious part#he was wrong! of course he was wrong about ollie. but this was also Jason’s first time meeting ollie#it was ridiculous and unnecessary on his end and it put mia thru the emotional wringer for nothing#but that wasn’t the Intention. it was a stupid thing done by someone who never expected anything to come of it but still said what *to him*#was a way of offering advice#and as for the ppl who go ‘stop reaching abt jason being a victim and just read Mia instead’#a) there’s more to Mia’s character than her past. anyone who thinks that fits Jason’s past wouldn’t necessarily like mia bc they’re not the#same character#it’s the same way that if jason was confirmed to have been a victim of SA as a kid then all of Mia’s fans wouldn’t love him like they love#her? this is common sense. anyways stop being assholes online and just recommend characters too ppl nicely#b) more than one character can have experienced a similar form of abuse. also common sense#c) it’s not an unreasonable hc#d) it doesn’t hurt you personally. none of this killed your grandma#once again: hate whoever you like but choosing the interpretation that doesn’t make sense just to make up a#‘valid’ reason is serious loser behaviour
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interconnected young númenórean OCs:
oruzîr: native of romenna from a faithful family, loosely associated with the brotherhood. he's taken when random people are being picked off the streets in Romenna in retaliation for a joint assassination attempt on Sauron and Ar-Pharazon (the loyalists are filtered out, of course, but he's very much not) and killed-slash-sacrificed. I am not giving any details but, uh, it's not pleasant by any means because of the whole "collective punishment and deterrent against treason" facet.
he also becomes the basis of a lot of númenórean/gondor-arnorian folklore about dead people appearing to their kin in dreams (together with gorlim from the first age probably) because he does. more than once, and all with namo's permission, he's just waiting for his best friend to arrive in the halls and there are those whose spirits can be raised by the appearance of someone who died well and is now a given value of okay.
angrod: yes, his parents chose a random name from the histories, next question; on a day to day basis he goes by something adunaic. taken on the same day as his best friend and for the same reasons, killed a few days after him. one of the people oru did talk to in dreams, they leave the halls together.
ireth: oru's cousin and other best friend, born and raised somewhere beyond romenna. her family moved to pelargir a few years before the other was killed, because the situation in númenor was getting too bad for their liking and that's probably how she survived everything that happened. also talks with oru in a dream, raises a symbolical grave for him in her garden which becomes something of a local curiosity/chapelet in later days. her letters regarding the post-mortem conversation are probably the best preserved account of the whole idea. childhood friend to several members of the brotherhood.
dirên: youth engaged to avalêzrê, very deep in illegal activities. he is killed while leading a fugitive "traitor" to the coast.
khamil: dirên's younger brother, raised by him after their parents passed on from illness, 14 at time of death. in the absence of a dirên to question he is unfortunately arrested by the king's men and brought to the temple where in dire circumstances he manages not to reveal the names of any of his brother's co-conspirators. I feel guilty for killing him off because lil bro is the same age and I realised that's actually a kid when I put the two together.
avalêzrê: she's the unofficial leader of a group in romenna that calls itself the brotherhood for lack of a better name and consists of several "full-time" and several looser affiliated members. their goals are non-military, they mostly occupy themselves with the collection of medical and financial support, preservation of art and culture, as well as passing on messages for whoever among the faithful might have need such service.
tirithon: core member of the brotherhood. taken by sauron, he is unable to keep many of the others secret under interrogation. sacrificed soon after.
azgabar: friend of tirithon betrayed by him. he holds no grudge and forgives him in the halls before they go on.
azrathel: sole survivor of the brotherhood, former neighbour of oruzîr and angrod. she meets and becomes a friend of ireth after the downfall.
súrion: an acquaintance/loose friend of azrathel and one of the people who came up with the assassination plot. if he ever learns about the azrathel-ireth-oruzir connection it's going to be awkward, especially as he's probably going to meet ireth someday. ("your cousin kinda died instead of me, and tbh neither of us should have died but uh if anyone here committed treason it was not him and maybe I should have predicted the outcome")
#this probably pins the speaker of my last númenor fanfic as azrathel really#also idk if I'll be able to write anything more for them cause uh. I declined to share anything about oru's manner of death#but I did come up with something and now I can't unsee it when I think about him#and I can't really say 'no that's not what happened' either because sauron very much WOULD do that#also this is why i say I'd prefer to live under hitler than pharazon; when the nazis did retribution they at least put people to the wall#(also yeah I know they did worse things too AND it's me coming up with the Númenor stuff mostly#but in my defense antiquity-ish despots were big on gruesomeness)#tw human sacrifice#tw death#tw implied torture#tw child death#<- writing about númenor comes with a ridiculous number of these thought the above are the ones I use most often#*sighs*#oruzîr#angrod of romenna#ireth#dirên#khamil#(have I given the youngest of the victims a name that is one letter off from the name of my brother who died in childhood... yeah it seems.#maybe I'll change it because this is awkward)#avalêzrê#tirithon#azgabar#azrathel#súrion#númenor#my post#Silmarillion#silm
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soooo… i did another comic with geo (who of course belongs to @8um8le)! it ending up stretching the page quite a bit, so the rest is under the cut o7
and geo proceeded to win every single round of pool that night, the end, thank you for reading this far 🙇
i'm still not super confident in writing for geo, but i had too much fun with this to care ehehe 🥰 this is the year of indulgence, everyone!
edit: i just realized that I PUT THE CIRCUITS ON THE WRONG ARM! it's supposed to be on my right not my left, oh i'm so mad 😭💔
#2024#stellar city#sc geo#sc ash#self insert#self ship#this is skipping foward a while in time from the new years comic damn i'll get to the inbetween later maybe idk#timeline would be nye kiss > stalling > actual confession > dates that are either confined to the mall or over video call > this#i think if it's not related to an event the security guards dress in civilian clothes to cause less of a scene if possible#shoutout to the furnace robot i'm in love with her also i decided that under her faceplate is a flamethrower i think that'd be fun#also i know realistically geo has clothes that aren't suits BUT the idea popped in my head of the mall toons having to fight him on his out#agrees to not wear a nice suit jacket and leave his shirt untucked on the condition that he can keep his gloves#like that's a ridiculous scenario but i lost it laughing#would you believe me if i said that's what made me do all of this#also the 'i won't let them ruin this' is also like… oh sweetheart how do you know YOU won't be the one to ruin it? lmao that'd be fun#i totally gave up on that last panel ngl i couldn't think of what to put on the signs lmao#okay i've rambled more than enough! everyone have a beautiful day/night xoxoxo love you mwah
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Ao3 please you are literally the only site I can load on my data right now, I NEED you.
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Goodness, what a week. =_= Coming up with a concept on the spot and assuming that I could remotely finish it on time was wishful thinking. Looks like I won't have a chance to draw the Christmas themed idea I had in mind, unfortunately. 🥲😮💨
#I've been insanely busy and have learned about a few change of plans today on top of that 🙇♀️#RIP#Not having my tablet or more than an hour of spare time to myself is exhausting#Christmas time has beaten me to a pulp this year#I'm SO tired it's ridiculous 😭#The good news though? I should be able to share two pieces between the 26th and 31th 🙏#That'll make up for it!#Plus I might have just found a way to integrate my previous idea to a future piece#So... there's that at least 😅#I expect the last week of december to go a bit more smoothly#Or at least I hope so 🥺#Wishing rest to everyone else who needs it atm 😴💫
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Dear god... my first piece of art in this fandom was June 28th of last year... The folder currently holds 464 files.
#to be fair half of these are my original files vs the single layer smaller exports#but that is still ridiculous#i think i've made more art in the past year than the last 5 combined#this fandom and the rad people in it have me in their grasp
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Inspired by this post
#clara oswald#clara oswald fanart#doctor who#doctor who fanart#my art#I definitely didn’t draw this at half 11 last night#and I have a cold rn so I should probably be getting more sleep than usual rather than less#but oh well#it’s Clara what was I supposed to do? wait until the morning?#don’t be ridiculous
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contemplating deleting my blog soon I might make a new blog but idk
#.bdo#i just need to work on some insecurity issues is all. been on a long self journey this year#can't shake the feeling that every time i say anything it's wrong somehow#and there is some reality to that. i have been wrong several times I've even been downright mean to people over misunderstandings#i just haven't been able to break out of the habit of feeling permanently embarrassed about every small mistake I've ever made#& old insecurities from my childhood are resurfacing#like when i was a kid/teen and no one would ever tell me when i was breaking social cues but they'd make fun of me behind my back#i have 3200 followers and most of my posts get 0 notes sometimes i get 1-5 so it makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong#i end up deleting a lot of them...#almost every post of mine that's gone viral was just a screenshot or picture saved from somewhere else....#and the times that i have gotten attention over a post that stands up for people who aren't like me it makes me terrified#that i look like i'm trying to play a savior role or like i'm virtue signaling#i have a few good mutuals who i love so much and that's why I'm still here#it's also the only social media i use currently#but it does really hurt when i put a lot of thought into something like spending hours making a funny meme or a thoughtful post#just to find out that the only people who find them interesting is my extremely small circle on here if anyone at all#it's so dumb i shouldn't be feeling like this over fucking numbers....it's not even real#i find a little bit of (petty) solace in the fact that there are people on here who are loudly and repeatedly saying way more embarrassing#shit than I've ever said#but even then when i know someone is absolutely wrong it makes me feel nervous like what if im the next person to fuck up that bad#and i find out through public ridicule#well that actually kinda did happen on here once but not on that scale#last year i sent someone something i thought was funny and they sent back an 'ok'#and then immediately made a huge long post about how you shouldn't talk to strangers like you're already friends#called it parasocial behavior...got tens of thousands of notes and i knew it was about me...#i wholeheartedly agree some people go too far with parasocial behavior but i never fully understood what part of what i said/did was wrong#and i went back to feeling like the kid who never found out they were doing something wrong until they heard that they got made fun of#i don't even attempt to make new friends on my own on here anymore because i'm terrified of that happening again#almost all of the people I've become friends with on here came to me first and i love and appreciate them for that#but even then i feel too nervous to socialize that often bc i never find out/realize that i fuck up until later on
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having early game thoughts because of my pt and, up until the breach is sealed, sidri genuinely doesn't think the inquisition is going to last very long. she's certain that the various entities and powers that want it either outright dismantled or curbed will manage to do so given the inquisition's youth and wobbly at best legitimacy, and in turn she urgently tries to get as much done as she can while the inquisition survives.
the refugees in the hinterlands are a primary focus given their proximity and the ease with which supplies can be gathered, as well working to absorb the templars into the inquisition to both leash them & try and see their power and standing reduced. additional areas of attention are guarding major roads in ferelden to ensure some level of trade can continues despite the chaos and trying to find all the scattered tranquil she can for personal reasons.
the fact that she is actually able to seal the breach is nothing less than astonishing to her and the fact that it seems to gain the inquisition not only more power, but genuine legitimacy as a stand alone entity, just wasn't something she had planned for.
#*hc#again i say the inquisition is ridiculous and the fact it lasted for more than 10 mins is a miracle#she just fundamentally thinks she has like one month of power and is working overtime to try and see something made from that brief moment#in the center of the southern stage#shes also like 75% sure sealing the breach will kill her but thats a topic for another post
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va’or is getting my migraines and unk doesn’t even have Tylenol so sorry boo :(((
#genuinely can’t work because of it#spent the last two days laying on my bed#also it’s gotten worse??#now I also feel like im about to throw up + random shivers#the migraines itself are more “pulsing” than throbbing#and I fucking hate this#anyhow im going to the docs on sat.#because this is ridiculous#I’ve had more migraines this year alone than I’ve had since I’ve started getting them!!!#and if that doc tells me to “eat healthy and lose stress” again#I am committing murder .
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Absolutely nobody: ...
Me: (literally 30 years late to the fandom) Guys have you heard about these Metroid games?!
#Razz rambles#me alone in my corner only just now discovering the badass action hero space babe of my dreams#man if I'd known in the 90s about these games I would have been so obsessed#I mean I just found out like last year and I'm obsessed XD#I still love you Lara Croft but move over#raised by alien birbs wife has so many more guns than you#also explores ancient ruins and makes whole species extinct#but has also destroyed at least two whole planets#and wears practical clothing in the snow XD#metroid#samus aran#the zero suit is pretty ridiculous though#lara wins on style if we lose the chozo armour
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