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lepetitfruit · 6 months

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There's this ad that plays over the local radio station all the time that just drives me crazy because it's SO UNREALISTIC and nobody even knows...

#its a scrap metal company and the ad is this guy suprising his girlfriend with a vacation and engagement ring bought with money from scrap #and the line i HATE is the gf going WOW a 3 carat diamond?? and the bf goes 5 but whos counting?#ME. IM COUNTING #do you KNOW how expensive a 3 carat diamond is???#and how much MORE expwnsive 5 carat diamond is??? like!!!#like!!!! what the fuck!!!#and like!!! its clearly a joke!!#but they ALSO clearly have ZERO FUCKING CLUE just how much money a 5 carat diamond is worth #anyway. thats my pet peeve #people throwing around carat number without having a clue #petit talks

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magpiedraws · 1 year

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Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

#dracula daily #hello im back from the void with shitty dracula doodles #i actually drew this last year but never posted it #here it is now though #count dracula #jonathan harker #Drac reading the english bradshaw guide is still one of the funniest moments in Dracula to me #i know it is supposed to show how he's planning to infiltrate england and appear local #but it really does just come across like he picked it up in a panic and pretended to be reading it when Jonathan came back into the room #and being the weird guy he is thought reading train schedules was really normal behaviour #bram stoker's dracula is a romcom #re: dracula

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cthulhum · 5 months

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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

#supernatural #dean winchester #spn #destiel #castiel #deancas #misha collins #im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars #this is crazy #i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional #i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose #they knew what they were doing #but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like #if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS #like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say #there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel #im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock #ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part #everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused #like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything #and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years #that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me 🙏

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shootingstarrfish · 6 months

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shoutout to that one post about barbatos casually adopting powerful beings i couldnt stop thinking about it

#third barbatos in a row.... but whos counting haha :D #listen i was working on maid belphie and then clip studio paint crashed when i was almost done and i lost a good chunk of progress #sooo im processing my feelings through barbatos or whatever #aka hes pretty and i like him :)#obey me #my art #omswd #digital art #obey me nightbringer #obey me art #barbatos #obey me barbatos

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pyururen · 1 month

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When your fav charas have no silly shenanigans

#no aigis hating on ryoji doesnt count #it was funny tho #atlus wont give me my favs interacting cowards #im taking matters into my own hands ((shakes fists))#art #illustration #my art #sketch #persona #makoto yuki #minato arisato #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #ryoji mochizuki #persona 3 ryoji #aigis #persona 3 aigis

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allykatsart · 8 months

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The Fall of Joy

Masterpost

An idea that I pray does not happen. I stg Emily better be safe and happy these next two episodes-

Hypothetical Fallen Angel Emily! Because this angst would not leave my brain. It hurts to leave heaven, but she won't be alone. If Emily was cast from heaven, I think the hotel would welcome her with open arms...

Commission me

#hazbin hotel #Hellaverse #charlie morningstar #vaggie #seraphim emily #emily seraphim #Hazbin hotel au #my art #comic #does this count as an AU?#artists on tumblr #fanart #art #the angst was too strong #also emily with that short haircut was v cute #something something religious trauma has done something to me man #i feel emily oof #new episodes today tho!!!!!#im excited and fucjing terrified

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cali · 7 months

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inferno darling groudon supervises the end of a lot of things

crops and a link to this as a print

#my longest biggest hardest picture ever #if u love me zoom in and wade thru the lava and all that #art #i worked on this since that anon sent me a message let me check #JANUARY 10TH!#i work slow though #but it was 52 hours i counted #and my head changed a lot while working on it and it was very hard and and and and and #and im happy im done but also happy with the picturee 👍

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umblrspectrum · 22 days

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"smaller mass" you say

#she was punted first. the implications of nori still being in the pit when uzi comes down later #long post #i think. does it count if theres a lot of images and they are long #too lazy to draw 4 more lazy backgrounds so just pretend they're falling #or a second cyn. im losing my touch #struggled so hard to draw her.stupid people proportions kinda #go read ad astra per aspera its so good im munching #no like genuinely i love it so much its what got me thinking about this post #not dead just too busy reading ao3 twenty four seven to actually draw anything #art #murder drones #murder drones nori #murder drones cori #i think cori is a really funny name #murder drones cyn #murder drones flesha #cw blood and gore #thanks tumblr user digitalcatastrophes #if only i knew how to animate. not trying my old method again

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mossylane · 5 months

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fern. | 👩🏾‍🦲👩🏽‍🦲👩🏼‍🦲👩🏻‍🦲

someone asked me if i was ever gonna release this and i originally had no plans to, but oh well big things are happening in life for me at the moment. so, well i finally threw this thing together in case it's my last cc for a while, or ever...

☼ you know the drill, but in case you don't: it's a default skin, will override current skin, only use one default. okay thx for coming to my tedtalk !!! ☼ any and all eye presets + all weights friendly, infant to elders, unisex

📁 | download - [alt]

credits: ea, miiko, sims3melancholic, obscurus, faaeish, johnnyzest, me (heehee), aubadi, nesurii, and margaret hamilton of course 👑

❗ update log: ❗

8.10.24 - fixed an issue where sims' cheeks would appear semi-pixelated 9.5.24 - finally added a skinblend/overlay version ❗ (only keep the addons for packs you have, the OCCULT_X package files if you have vampires and the FACEMOLES package file if you have growing together) ❗

#ts4 #ts4cc #maxis match #the sims 4 #s4cc #ts4mm #sims4cc #ts4 maxis match #ts4 cc #sims 4 cc #ts4 mm #ts4 custom content #moss #eeeeeeeeeeeep im sad to probably not be playing sims anymore but life is lifing for me guys #for one my computer is broken....but without counting my chickens before they hatch im probs getting a promotion yall and im just #my salary will almost double and paid vacays im already looking at houses the banks >:( will deny me because theyre bitches...but oh well #new moss is on the horizon !!!

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keferon · 3 months

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Here. A bunch of rough doodles of these two idiots bc I wanna draw but don’t have energy for anything fancy hehe

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #jazz #jazzprowl #drift #gasket #I’m actually going through fics you recommended to me rn #eheheheh #which is #thank you for your recommendations #also Im so damn impressed by their word counts #jazzprowl writers are wild

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ncutii-gatwa · 11 months

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id like to thank dan and phil for not changing the way they edit videos and using the same sound effects even after so many years

#random emma thoughts #dan and phil #really just bringing it home to me #i blinked and it was 2013 again #and im kinda happy about it #can always count on dan and phil to remind me of my happiness #i love them so much still #4k

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dannymans66 · 4 months

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Would this be considered shipping content ?? Not really sure

More fanboy law posts here and here

#vinsmoke ichiji #ichiji #germa 66 #one piece #law one piece #trafalgardwaterlaw #vinsmoke family #trafalgar law #fanboy law #im still not sure if this counts as shipping or not #to me its like ichiji just making fun of him idk #its up to interpretation at this point lol

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girlboyburger · 6 months

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i heard you folks might like fluttershy? 🦋

#she's big <3 #i am redesigning my mane six designs Again bc id like to make mini comics of em when ive got the time #no it doesnt say anything about me that i draw both my ponysona and fluttershy as yellow pegasi with wings too small to fly and bodies #too big for their deamenor that live in cottages and speak softly #what are you talking about #my art #fluttershy #flutter shy #mlp #my little pony #friendship is magic #redesign #i GUESS if u wanted to call her a kinsona i wouldnt stop you..........#pony #horse #doodle #sketch #i like to imagine the only pony close to her height in ponyville is big mac...twilight doesnt count cause shes got that freak alicorn growth #going on. speaking of. twilight will prolly be the next design bc shes the one im the most dissastified with from my last batch

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puttingwingsonwords · 4 months

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I do think the ‘comedy’ of Dracula in this part of the story only adds to the horror. Like we can all go ‘haha lizard fashion’ because it is ridiculous, he’s crawling barefoot on that wall like 🦎

But also fucking imagine a whole ass man skittering down a wall like that, the fact that his cloak is billowing like wings means he must be going fast too bc otherwise it would just fall over his head. (Or idk maybe he is using magic powers to make his cloak look cooler who knows.)

And it’s in his pretending to have servants too, I know, my most popular post rn is calling him a loser for it which he is!! He’s probably really embarrassed about it too bc it’s demeaning for a boyar to do those chores!

But Jonathan doesn’t have the luxury of laughing at this stuff.

One thing that really caught my attention this time is the uncanny valley of it all. From the moment Jonathan meets the Count, he can tell something is off. No matter how thickly he puts on the charm, Dracula can’t hide the fact that he’s not human; he’s something else, a ‘creature in the semblance of a man’, there’s something innately off-putting about his presence. His eyes, his teeth, his hands, his smell: he has the aura of a predator and Jonathan, his prey, can feel it.

From Jonathan’s point of view, every hilarious weird thing the Count does is another sign of him being Not Human, as well as the fact that he’s in total control—as his ruse of normality is slowly falling apart, but there’s still nothing Jonathan can do. The mask is slipping, the Count is revealing his true nature—whether accidentally or on purpose—and Jonathan can only watch and keep pretending in the hope that it will prolong his life.

#dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #there is also definitely a lot to be said about how the count is racialised in his physical descriptions and how that contributes to #his otherness. just something to keep in mind #my jewish ass reading dracula like haha he looks just like me 🙂 (except for that im not old and don’t have facial hair etc)#dracula & otherness is such an interesting topic i will read a thousand essays about it btw

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mintypsii · 1 year

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