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lepetitfruit · 11 months ago

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There's this ad that plays over the local radio station all the time that just drives me crazy because it's SO UNREALISTIC and nobody even knows...

#its a scrap metal company and the ad is this guy suprising his girlfriend with a vacation and engagement ring bought with money from scrap #and the line i HATE is the gf going WOW a 3 carat diamond?? and the bf goes 5 but whos counting?#ME. IM COUNTING #do you KNOW how expensive a 3 carat diamond is???#and how much MORE expwnsive 5 carat diamond is??? like!!!#like!!!! what the fuck!!!#and like!!! its clearly a joke!!#but they ALSO clearly have ZERO FUCKING CLUE just how much money a 5 carat diamond is worth #anyway. thats my pet peeve #people throwing around carat number without having a clue #petit talks

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isjasz · 4 months ago

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[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

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pirate-cashoo · 29 days ago

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“You are my affliction”

#nosferatu #this movie changed my life #I don’t think I’ve seen a movie so incredibly catered to me #I am an og Nosferatu fan and this made me so happy #im obsessed #count Orlok #Ellen hutter #tw blood #i need to draw them more #my art #fanart

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magpiedraws · 2 years ago

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Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

#dracula daily #hello im back from the void with shitty dracula doodles #i actually drew this last year but never posted it #here it is now though #count dracula #jonathan harker #Drac reading the english bradshaw guide is still one of the funniest moments in Dracula to me #i know it is supposed to show how he's planning to infiltrate england and appear local #but it really does just come across like he picked it up in a panic and pretended to be reading it when Jonathan came back into the room #and being the weird guy he is thought reading train schedules was really normal behaviour #bram stoker's dracula is a romcom #re: dracula

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daisybell-on-a-carousel · 2 months ago

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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

#the final confrontation was basically his first death again #and YES he Does want the Joker dead #and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it #but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate #because he Wanted batman to pass his test #he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count #AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then #granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point #i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh #my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work #i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done #BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something #it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents #that love him and he can trust #the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here #i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob #while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away #anwya. where was i going with this #i think i got off topic #jason todd #dc comics #batman #ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand #they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option #EDIT EDIT: hiii #removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things #go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also #ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise

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cali · 1 year ago

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inferno darling groudon supervises the end of a lot of things

crops and a link to this as a print

#my longest biggest hardest picture ever #if u love me zoom in and wade thru the lava and all that #art #i worked on this since that anon sent me a message let me check #JANUARY 10TH!#i work slow though #but it was 52 hours i counted #and my head changed a lot while working on it and it was very hard and and and and and #and im happy im done but also happy with the picturee 👍#pokemon

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cthulhum · 10 months ago

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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

#supernatural #dean winchester #spn #destiel #castiel #deancas #misha collins #im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars #this is crazy #i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional #i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose #they knew what they were doing #but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like #if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS #like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say #there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel #im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock #ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part #everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused #like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything #and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years #that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me 🙏

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lukasadss · 2 months ago

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'hey so what's the plot of Count of Monte Cristo?'

The plot:

#edmand dantes' biography ladies and gents #thank you Pinterest for this one dhsj #swear im working on drawing him but let me shitpost in the meantime dgsh #the count of monte cristo #le comte de monte cristo #tcomc #tcomc 2024 #the count of monte cristo 2024 #le comte de monte cristo 2024 #edmond dantes

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shootingstarrfish · 11 months ago

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shoutout to that one post about barbatos casually adopting powerful beings i couldnt stop thinking about it

#third barbatos in a row.... but whos counting haha :D #listen i was working on maid belphie and then clip studio paint crashed when i was almost done and i lost a good chunk of progress #sooo im processing my feelings through barbatos or whatever #aka hes pretty and i like him :)#obey me #my art #omswd #digital art #obey me nightbringer #obey me art #barbatos #obey me barbatos

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warmfuzzyanimal · 10 months ago

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i heard you folks might like fluttershy? 🦋

#she's big <3 #i am redesigning my mane six designs Again bc id like to make mini comics of em when ive got the time #no it doesnt say anything about me that i draw both my ponysona and fluttershy as yellow pegasi with wings too small to fly and bodies #too big for their deamenor that live in cottages and speak softly #what are you talking about #my art #fluttershy #flutter shy #mlp #my little pony #friendship is magic #redesign #i GUESS if u wanted to call her a kinsona i wouldnt stop you..........#pony #horse #doodle #sketch #i like to imagine the only pony close to her height in ponyville is big mac...twilight doesnt count cause shes got that freak alicorn growth #going on. speaking of. twilight will prolly be the next design bc shes the one im the most dissastified with from my last batch

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pyururen · 6 months ago

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When your fav charas have no silly shenanigans

#no aigis hating on ryoji doesnt count #it was funny tho #atlus wont give me my favs interacting cowards #im taking matters into my own hands ((shakes fists))#art #illustration #my art #sketch #persona #makoto yuki #minato arisato #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #ryoji mochizuki #persona 3 ryoji #aigis #persona 3 aigis

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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picked up an old pen

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allykatsart · 1 year ago

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The Fall of Joy

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An idea that I pray does not happen. I stg Emily better be safe and happy these next two episodes-

Hypothetical Fallen Angel Emily! Because this angst would not leave my brain. It hurts to leave heaven, but she won't be alone. If Emily was cast from heaven, I think the hotel would welcome her with open arms...

Commission me

#hazbin hotel #Hellaverse #charlie morningstar #vaggie #seraphim emily #emily seraphim #Hazbin hotel au #my art #comic #does this count as an AU?#artists on tumblr #fanart #art #the angst was too strong #also emily with that short haircut was v cute #something something religious trauma has done something to me man #i feel emily oof #new episodes today tho!!!!!#im excited and fucjing terrified

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umblrspectrum · 6 months ago

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"smaller mass" you say

#she was punted first. the implications of nori still being in the pit when uzi comes down later #long post #i think. does it count if theres a lot of images and they are long #too lazy to draw 4 more lazy backgrounds so just pretend they're falling #or a second cyn. im losing my touch #struggled so hard to draw her.stupid people proportions kinda #go read ad astra per aspera its so good im munching #no like genuinely i love it so much its what got me thinking about this post #not dead just too busy reading ao3 twenty four seven to actually draw anything #art #murder drones #murder drones nori #murder drones cori #i think cori is a really funny name #murder drones cyn #murder drones flesha #cw blood and gore #thanks tumblr user digitalcatastrophes #if only i knew how to animate. not trying my old method again

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choccy-milky · 1 month ago

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GUYS IM CRYING @/Cestrigolol ON TWITTER BOUND PART OF MY FIC AND IT LOOKS SO AMAZING??? this is actually making me so emotional rn like😭😭look at it….the stuff i wrote looks like a book…and the extra little design elements like the silhouette of hogwarts, the unique font for the beginning of each chapter, my art on the front AND the back…ITS SO BEAUTIFUL GAHHH😭 ILL NEVER GET OVER THIS🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️💖💖💖💖 THESE ARE JUST PICS SHE SENT ME BTW I DONT OWN THIS BUT I WANT TO!!!

#EVERYDAY ILL REGRET NOT PUTTING MORE THOUGHT INTO MY USERNAME FOR THIS FANDOM...CHOCCYMILKY WILL HAUNT ME #ESP WHEN I SEE IT ON THIS LEGIT LOOKING BOOK BINDING LMAOO💀#ill just be staring at this for the next 16 hours im so floored that ppl take the time to bind fics bc im too lazy to even bind my own #i suck at this technical graphic kinda stuff and id 1000% need to commission it/pay someone to do it if i ever got it done #i guess bc i find it such a pain to do THATS WHY IM EVEN MORE TOUCHED WHEN I SEE OTHER PPL DO IT!!#BC THEY WANT TO!!#MY FIC IS ON SOMEONES SHELF NOW AND IT LOOKS SO PRETTYYYY😭#she said this is just the first 'volume' so i guess shes gonna do my entire chonker of a fic in volumes and if she does I CANT WAITTT😭#that also makes me curious what the final page count is gonna be at whatever font/font size this is LOL #choccyfanart #hogwarts legacy fanfiction #😭😭😭😭😭😭

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ph-cutie · 2 months ago

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LETS HAVE A JOLLY TIME

#expect more of these from me the following week. im just so fucking jolly this year for some reason #disco elysium #cuno #gif #animated gif #idk if this counts as Flashing ? if it does someone shoot me a message and ill add the tag for that

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