#MAGNESIUM aluminium silicon PHOSPHORUS THEN sulfur chlorine and argon

[chemicalico]

jealous of people who can hear the can can without thinking about the periodic table

[the-flaneur]

hello my very helpful assistant 😄 flan's busy cooking up something in her dru- sorry, very ethical laboratory. anyways, here's how you can help her today:

ENTER ONLY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING LABS

LAB ONE

☆ write a brief description of what you want the request to feature (can include smut, kinks, dialogue and more) as well as the driver

LAB TWO

☆ from below - pick a flask, choose a label, select up to four chemical compounds, choose up to three catalysts and call out who the other assistant is (driver: im down to do anyone or the grid or "recently" retired)

☆ NOTE: the final item is very important, so please never forget it, otherwise flan won't be able to start the reaction

SOME REQUESTS WILL BE 18+ and ALL REQUESTS will available under the tag (see below) #chemical attraction ♥︎

all of your concoctions/requests can be made to my asks or inbox (here), and i'll get to producing it as soon as possible.

EXAMPLE REQUESTS

hi flan! with lewis hamilton and a boiling flask labeled with a sticker i am looking to mix together, fluorine, calcium, arsenic with nail polish.

thank you <3

flask

conical: fluff

boiling: smut

round-bottom: hurt/comfort

label

sticker: fic

marker: drabble

washi tape: smau

ribbon: texts

hairtie: combination (please specify)

chemical compounds

hydrogen: "oh, shut up." "you shut up." "make me." "okay, but you might moan a little."

helium: "i'm not the jealous type, but what's mine is mine. end of story."

lithium: "don't kink shame me"

beryllium: "we shouldn’t do this" "you’re absolutely right. we should not do this"

boron: "you're so cute when you pout like this"

carbon: "move my arm is falling asleep"

nitrogen: "the problem is, if i kissed you, i don't think i'd be able to stop."

oxygen: "you've ruined that song now, thanks."

fluorine: "don't talk with your mouth full"

neon: "if you can’t take it, why did you talk back"

sodium: "fucking is a reward, but you haven’t been good.”

magnesium: "is it really that hard to love me?"

aluminium: "why aren't you dating him?" "because i'd destroy him" "he seems like he'd be into that"

silicon: "i know they're just stuffed animals, but it feels like they're watching us"

phosphorus: "you know, i could always get you off here right now"

sulfur: "you deserve so much better than me" "stop lying"

chlorine: "give me a little show"

argon: "why are you being like this?"

potassium: "watch you mouth before i decide to spank your ass"

calcium: "it's going to sound controversial, but i think that went well"

scandium: "oh my god are you actually reading the terms of service?"

titanium: "the next time you pull something like this, i'm telling your mother what we did in vegas that one time"

vanadium: "if you don't like being called a whore, then stop acting like one."

chromium: "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you."

manganese: "i might have slept with your shirt while you were gone"

iron: "i'm not moving, your lap is comfortable"

cobalt: "please..." "you need to learn to be better with your words, don't you think? tell me what you really want,"

nickel: “are you my cum dump?”

copper: "you're not allowed to touch my pussy"

zinc: "you could've just told me"

gallium: "are you trying to flirt with me?" "is it working?"

germanium: "if i buy it, will you stop pouting?"

arsenic: "you're just mad that that my cock fits perfectly in you now. must be a blow to the ego that we're a perfect match."

selenium: "how long have you been covering/covering up this?"

bromine: "you're like my arm rest'

krypton: "i know i'm warm, but we really have to get up now"

rubidium: "you’re starting another cult. you bitch."

strontium: "it’s broad daylight, if someone looks up they'll see you pressed against the window."

yttrium: "you're not alone i promise"

zirconium: "im sorry but i'm done waiting"

niobium: "i promised to give you something, but i didn't promise it would be an orgasm."

molybdenum: "i'm bad at texting, so i always hope that you're the first one"

technetium: "let me take care of it. let me take care of everything"

ruthenium: "is it a bad time to tell you i have [your phobia]"

rhodium: "im so horrible to you" "no you're not"

palladium: "why is there rope next to the bed"

silver: "i don’t want to be able to walk tomorrow.”

cadmium: "you dumbass, don't ever do that again"

indium: "would you like to explain..." "no, but maybe there is something I could do to make you forget about it?"

tin: "i know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”

antimony: "after all this time and you still can't look me in the eye"

tellurium: "i can't remember the last time i did something so fun with someone"

iodine: "i was expecting a written apology, but this is so much better"

xenon: "i have a headache and it looks just like you.”

cesium: "stop throwing things at me"

barium: "do you really think you can get away from me?"

lanthanum: "do you trust me" "no" "smart"

cerium: "i like the way your hand fits mine"

praseodymium: "because i care about you"

neodymium: "i trusted you...with everything"

promethium: "if you stay, you'll get hurt too"

samarium: "would you have believed me if i did?"

europium: "don't make promises i know you can't keep"

gadolinium: "can you please just hold me?"

terbium: "can i bother you for a sec?" "you always bother me, but go ahead"

dysprosium: "you cancelled plans for me?"

holmium: "my clothes look better on you that they do on me"

erbium: "i dont like it" "you don't like anything" "well i like you and [you specify]"

thulium: "no tickling, or no kisses"

ytterbium: "did i mean anything to you?"

luteium: "does your daddy know you call me daddy too?"

actinium: "n-no, don't cry. i hate it when you cry"

thorium: "but you have me now"

protactinium: "please don't go"

uranium: "i’m literally naked on your bed and you’re talking about work?”

neptunium: "you're hurt, let me take care of you"

plutonium: "you're staring" "i like seeing you happy"

americium: "stay...please"

curium: "i...i just needed to know you were ok"

berkelium: "you'll back off if you know what's good for you"

californium: "didn't you say we were friends"

einsteinium: "this is why we can't have nice things"

fermium: "not out here please"

catalyst

flan: au [request a specific one]

red pill: sub!character

blue pill: sub!reader

glue: dom!reader

lip balm: dom!character

lemon juice: driver!reader

sand: idiots in love/denial

salt water: crack fic

bath water: size kink

soap: exes to...

bubbles: fix it fic/sickfic

nail polish: daddy kink

shampoo: overstimulation

lotion: possessive/jealous sex

slime: accidentally launching relationship

copper coin: cnc/dubcon

flowers: leaving the window open/door unlocked

silver jewellery: age gap

gold jewellery: miscommunication

rock: neighbours

paper: love triangle

plastic bag: enemies to...

tissue: rivals to...

ink: 100% platonic friendship

foam: found family

water babies: secret admirer

ceramic: forced proximity

yarn: roommates

water: childhood friends to...

fruit: married couple/established relationship

beads: fake relationship

heat: brother's best friend

ice: best friend's brother

bark: body swap

grass: reverse tropes [specify]

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[maspers]

Whether or not you can or should fight people based on the Element that best represents them:

Hydrogen: You can if you'd like and they'll totally fight you back if prompted but like why

Helium: They're so detached from everything you couldn't fight them if you wanted to. 

Lithium: Oh believe me they want to fight you but if you do you'll just feel bad for hurting them

Beryllium: They are dramatic and vaguely poisonous so you'd think fighting them would be a bad idea but trust us you really need to

Boron: You totally can and it's usually pretty easy but don't let your guard down because they're really good at last-second victories

Carbon: DON'T. Their defense is impeccable and their attacks are razor-sharp. You will be hurt. 

Nitrogen: Everyone wants to but nobody can figure out how

Oxygen: In most cases, you can and should. But in some cases you will sorely regret it and you can never tell which cases those are.

Fluorine: FETCH NO NOT EVER

Neon: You might need to, but they'll just laugh it off once it's over. 

Sodium: Please fight them before they get worse. You'll have a ton of fun too. As a side note, if you're fighting *alongside* them all you need to do is give them time to prep and they're the best ally you can ask for. 

Magnesium: You might not want to but you really should. Don't worry it'll be over quick. 

Aluminium: Nah. 

Silicon: Strike fast, strike hard, don't let them access the internet or call a Carbon for backup. 

Phosphorus: Do you like to gamble? It's basically a 1 in 3 chance of A) You could but it won't do much B) You can and should as soon as possible and C) DO NOT THEY WILL EAT YOU

Sulfur: You'll regret fighting them, but it needs to be done

Chlorine: Best not to unless you are truly prepared to combat their aura of doom. 

Argon: Good luck finding them in the first place, and even if you do find them it'll just be like Neon

Potassium: You should but it won't be as fun as fighting Sodium

Calcium: Why would you want to? They're busy contributing to society best not to bother them. 

Scandium: Ugh I suppose if you HAVE to

Titanium: Please do. You won't accomplish anything but at least you'll know you tried

Vanadium: It'll be difficult because they never shut up but once they run out of breath their fate is sealed

Chromium: You should fight them but watch out they have a good reputation so if you aren't careful everyone will hate you. 

Manganese: Please don't. Chances are they already feel like they've lost, so just pat them on the back and tell them it's gonna be okay. 

Iron: You shouldn't. You'll want to. You'll really want to. But they're too important and if you win everything will be ruined. 

Cobalt: Don't bother. They'll flee at the first sign of conflict and your victory will feel hollow. 

Nickel: YES FIGHT THEM AND TAKE THEIR MONEY

Copper: You should fight them, but don't destroy them too hard because defeat means friendship in their eyes and they're actually really really helpful in just about every context

Zinc: Why on earth would you they are precious babies who never do anything wrong and just want to help don't hurt them! 

Gallium: You probably shouldn't, seeing as they're always on the verge of a nervous breakdown. 

Germanium: You won't want to fight them because they seem like Silicons or Carbons but it's all an act you should totally fight them to make you look better. 

Arsenic: Don't fight them. Even if you think you've won they'll already have put things in motion to ruin your life

Selenium: You totally should if only to experience the bizarre disorienting feeling of not knowing who won

Bromine: You can, and you'll think it was a really bloody defeat but actually they'll be totally fine and you'll get a headache an hour or so later once you realize what happened

Krypton: Bold of you to assume you can even hurt a superhimbo

Rubidium: You'll hear about them and think they're worth fighting, but then you meet them and discover they aren't. Fight them anyway as punishment for wasting your time. 

Strontium: You can and should, they seem normal but are secretly a menace. 

Yttrium: Don't, they're way too weird and all their weird friends will join in. 

Zirconium: Fire a shot and then run for the hills, #totallyworththepain

Niobium: Don't, they've lost too much already

Molybdenum: Really don't. They'll punch your face in then go back to whatever project they were working on

Technetium: It's a bot. It's a freaking bot. Why are you trying to fight a bot? 

Ruthenium: I'm not sure they even know how to fight

Rhodium: They're like Chromium but genuinely harmless, so while you can fight them there won't be much point to it

Palladium: Why on earth would you fight them, they're hot AND reasonably sane! 

Silver: Yes, please. They start by throwing your arguments back in your face, and then turn nasty before trying to finish you off with memes. But since they're really predictable once you've fought one you've fought them all. 

Cadmium: Not worth the sick feeling you'll get afterwards. 

Indium: PLEASE fight them. They're really easy to deal with, but if you leave them alone too long they start screaming so you need to fight them regularly

Tin: You can totally fight them, they'll sit there and take it with minimal complaining, but don't push them over the edge unless you want to deal with someone even more ruthless than Carbon

Antimony: Don't, you're just giving them more blackmail material on you. 

Tellurium: They sit on a throne of lies, so really really don't fight them unless you're trying to protect Gold. 

Iodine: DON'T FIGHT THEM WE NEED THEM TO MEDIATE OTHER FIGHTS

Xenon: You'd think fighting them wouldn't be worth the effort because they lurk most of the time but if you start a meme war you'll summon them and it'll be like fighting an epic secret boss in a video game

Cesium: You should NOT. They will overwhelm you quickly and then continue to harass you at regular intervals

Barium: They're really boring but you can still fight them to kill time

Lanthanum: Go ahead

Cerium: You can fight them but it'll really take a while for them to really get going. 

Praseodymium: Heck yeah. There's always two of them but neither should be a problem because neither knows what they're talking about. 

Neodymium: Heck no. There's always two of them and they both fight dirty. 

Promethium: You should, they make for good practice

Samarium: Only fight them if you want a lot of attention. 

Europium: Ugh, no. They won't fight back, just repeat everything you say really loudly and in a sarcastic tone of voice. 

Gadolinium: You can try, but they're usually busy listening to music. 

Terbium: They're one of Yttrium's weird friends. The geeky one. 

Dysprosium: Frankly you should just reward them for being willing to fight for whatever bizarre argument they're making. Sure you could defeat them easy, but letting them live is so much funnier. 

Holmium: Go right ahead. They are loud and precise and need to be stopped

Erbium: One of Yttrium's weird friends. The mystical one with the Crystals.

Thulium: Sure. You probably already have. 

Ytterbium: One of Yttrium's weird friends. This one actually can fight so keep them distracted while you deal with the other weirdos

Lutetium: Pfffft don't bother nobody takes them seriously anyway. 

Hafnium: Do it and do it soon, because otherwise they shall surprise attack you

Tantalum: YES. THEY DESERVE EVERY PUNISHMENT EVER. 

Tungsten: They are very very good at fighting, but have flaws you can exploit. Which is good, because it will be necessary. 

Rhenium: You'll never get the chance. They'll fly in, pepper you with obnoxious memes, then go back to lurking. 

Osmium: They are older and wiser and know more than you and any attempts at fighting them will just lead to them giving you advice and helping you learn. But you should still fight them because… 

Iridium: ...when you attempt to fight an Osmium an Iridium will show up to defend them, and you NEED to fight those stuck-up prats. 

Platinum: Everything bad that people say about Gold is a lie, because they're true about Platinum instead. You must fight them. It will hurt a lot but they really need to be stopped. 

Gold: You will never fight them because you will be too busy protecting them. They are too pure for this world and deserve love and support, regardless of what people may say about them. 

Mercury: They are a writhing mass of insults and memes. Approach them with cold logic and only cold logic, otherwise you will die. 

Thallium: You won't realize that you really need to fight them until it's too late. 

Lead: They've been fought and defeated in the past so just let them go about their business fixing their mistakes. 

Bismuth: No don't, why would you even want to. They're like the most helpful people, and even if you did fight them they'd just outlast you with a patient smile. 

Polonium: I guarantee you've beaten a bunch of them before without realizing. If they argue back then you'll definitely die but they never do

Astatine: NO. NO. FETCH NO. NO NO NO. DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO. THEY WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE, AND EVERYTHING ELSE. JUST DON'T. 

Radon: It'll be hard because they seem untouchable but they are a cancer on society and must be dealt with posthaste. 

Francium: I mean you could but they'll totally destroy themselves if you give them a couple minutes so just wait it out. 

Radium: Idk I guess if you can if you want to but they're usually too busy reminiscing to notice

Actinium: Nah. They're just attention seekers. 

Thorium: Oh please like you could

Protactinium: You'll think they're an Actinium so you won't fight them, but if you did fight them it'd be very cathartic. 

Uranium: Do it, but hold back. They're loud and annoying but they're really just a kid who doesn't know better. 

Neptunium: No need, they're already playing damage control and dealing with everyone else. 

Plutonium: BEAT THEIR RACIST BUTT ASAP

Americium: You'll want to because of how loud they are, but don't mistake volume for anger. They're actually pretty chill and only get genuinely mad if there's already a flame war going on. 

Curium: Leave them to their science, they're busy. 

Berkelium: They're like cardboard. You could fight them but it won't mean anything. 

Californium: Please do, and bring me pictures. 

Einsteinium: You shouldn't. Because if you do it will be because they want you to and are recording your actions for future analysis. 

Fermium: You'll never need to because they only seek out and interact with people who like and agree with them

Mendelevium: They are social experts who know everything about everyone and would be very dangerous if they weren't completely stupid. OHKO them and then let them go back to their ineffective scheming

Nobelium: If you somehow manage to beat them everyone will love you for it, but that's never happened. 

Lawrencium: No need, they're busy spinning. Wheeee! 

Rutherfordium: You can and should, but be aware fighting them will reveal uncomfortable truths about yourself

Dubnium: In Soviet Russia, Dubnium fights you. You'll be fine. Probably. 

Seaborgium: DO IT. PLEASE. TAKE THEM DOWN A PEG. 

Bohrium: Hit them once to prove a point then let them go back to reading, because if you  interrupt them for more than a minute they will destroy you out of spite with their intellect. 

Hassium: If you want to, sure. 

Meitnerium: Don't. They've worked hard to get where they are today and don't have time for anyone's bullcrap, including yours. 

Darmstadtium: See Hassium, though make sure you don't lose because that would be REALLY embarrassing. 

Roentgenium: NO. They will target all your weaknesses and atomize you. 

Copernicium: Lolololol sure it'll be easy since they're in dreamworld half the time

Nihonium: You can, but only if you're willing to fight fair. They are always up for an honorable duel but the moment you try to fight dirty they will call you out and cut you down. 

Flerovium: Go right ahead if you like, no one will care either way

Moscovium: See Dubnium except they're more ruthless and cold so just fire a parting shot and back off

Livermorium: I actually don't really know what fighting them is like, but it's probably lame

Tennessine: DON'T. They will compose a song about you. A mean song. You will cry.

Oganesson: You totally can, but honestly that might be a bit cruel.

[schnitzelsemmerl]

great! consider, however, the Table

The Table :0

me when hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluoride, neon, sodium, magnesium, aluminium, silicone, phosphorus, sulfur, chlorine, argon, potassium, calcium etc etc :3

[element-tournament]

THE IDEA

There are 118 elements in the periodic table. The elements are as follows:

Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulfur, Chlorine, Argon, Potassium, Calcium, Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium, Chromium, Manganese, Iron, Cobalt, Nickel, Copper, Zinc, Gallium, Germanium, Arsenic, Selenium, Bromine, Krypton, Rubidium, Strontium, Yttrium, Zirconium, Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium, Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium, Silver, Cadmium, Indium, Tin, Antimony, Tellurium, Iodine, Xenon, Caesium, Barium, Lanthanum, Cerium, Praseodymium, Neodymium, Promethium, Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, Terbium, Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium, Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium, Platinum, Gold, Mercury, Thallium, Lead, Bismuth, Polonium, Astatine, Radon, Francium, Radium, Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium, Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium, Americium, Curium, Berkelium, Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium, Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium, Nihonium, Flerovium, Moscovium, Livermorium, Tennessine, Oganesson

There happen to be 10 categories in the periodic table:

Other nonmetals, Alkali metals, Transition metals, Post-transition metals, Metalloids, Alkaline earth metals, Noble gases, Halogens, Lanthanoids, and Actnoids.

Seeing as there are ten options max in tumblr polls, I have decided to make a tournament for every single element in the periodic table. I will give fun facts about each element when they appear in the tournament. When there are ten options left (one for each category), they will all go against each other in one final poll to determine the best element in the periodic table.

I am not starting right away but I will start eventually.

[bagel-is-yum]

[Intro] And now, ASAP Science presents: The elements of the Periodic Table!

[Verse 1] There's Hydrogen and Helium Then Lithium, Beryllium Boron, Carbon everywhere Nitrogen all through the air With Oxygen so you can breathe And Fluorine for your pretty teeth Neon to light up the signs Sodium for salty times

[Chorus] Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese

[Post-Chorus] This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period will see new outer shells While electrons are added moving to the right

[Verse 2] Iron is the 26th Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get Copper, Zinc and Gallium Germanium and Arsenic Selenium and Bromine film While Krypton helps light up your room Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium

[Chorus] Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and

[Bridge] Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits Where Lanthanides have just begun Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium Neodymium's next to Promethium, then 62's Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium Ytterbium, Lutetium

[Chorus] Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium Platinum, Gold to make you rich 'til you grow old Mercury to tell you when it's really cold Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy Radon, Francium will last a little time Radium then Actinides at 89

[Post-Chorus] This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period will see new outer shells While electrons are to the right

[Verse 3] Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium Americium, Curium, Berkelium Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium Nihonium, Flerovium Moscovium, Livermorium Tennessine, and Oganesson

[Outro] And then we're done!

You motherfucker

[periodiccompletionist]

Hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron carbon nitrogen oxygen fluorine neon sodium magnesium aluminium silicon phosphorus sulfur chlorine argon potassium calcium scandium titanium vanadium chromium manganese iron cobalt nickel copper zinc gallium germanium arsenic selenium bromine krypton rubidium strontium yttrium zirconium niobium molybdenum technetium ruthenium rhodium palladium silver cadmium indium tin antimony tellurium iodine xenon caesium barium lanthanum cerium preseodymium (help how spell) neodymium promethium samarium europium gadolinium terbium dysprosium holmium erbium thulium ytterbium lutetium hafnium tantalum tungsten rhenium osmium iridium platinum gold mercury thallium lead bismuth polonium astatine radon francium radium actinium thorium protactinium uranium neptunium plutonium americium curium berkellium californium einsteinium fermium mendelevium nobellium lawrencium rutherfordium dubnium seaborgium bohrium hassium meitnerium darmstadtium roentganium copernicium nihonium flerovium moscovium livermorium tennesine oganneson

Okay. I'll play.

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[lyteandronix]

Ask or dare the elements anything.

Just ASK AWAY.

Elements you can ask (118):

Hydrogen (H - 1)

Helium (He - 2)

Lithium (Li - 3)

Beryllium (Be - 4)

Boron (B - 5)

Carbon (C - 6)

Nitrogen (N - 7)

Oxygen (O - 8)

Fluorine (F - 9)

Neon (Ne - 10)

Sodium (Na - 11)

Magnesium (Mg - 12)

Aluminium (Al - 13)

Silicon (Si - 14)

Phosphorus (P - 15)

Sulfur (S - 16)

Chlorine (Cl - 17)

Argon (R - 18)

Potassium (K - 19)

Calcium (Ca - 20)

Scandium (Sc - 21)

Titanium (Ti - 22)

Vanadium (V - 23)

Chromium (Cr - 24)

Manganese (Mn - 25)

Iron (Fe - 26)

Cobalt (Co - 27)

Nickel (Ni - 28)

Copper (Cu - 29)

Zinc (Zn - 30)

Gallium (Ga - 31)

Germanium (Ge - 32)

Arsenic (As - 33)

Selenium (Se - 34)

Bromine (Br - 35)

Krypton (Kr - 36)

Rubidium (Rb - 37)

Strontium (Sr - 38)

Yttrium (Y - 39)

Zirconium (Zr - 40)

Niobium (Nb - 41)

Molybdenum (Mo - 42)

Technetium (Tc - 43)

Ruthenium (Ru - 44)

Rhodium (Rh - 45)

Palladium (Pd - 46)

Silver (Ag - 47)

Cadmium (Cd - 48)

Indium (In - 49)

Tin (Sn - 50)

Antimony (Sb - 51)

Tellurium (Te - 52)

Iodine (I - 53)

Xenon (Xe - 54)

Caesium (Cs - 55)

Barium (Ba - 56)

Lanthanum (La - 57)

Cerium (Ce - 58)

Praseodymium (Pr - 59)

Neodymium (Nd - 60)

Promethium (Pm - 61)

Samarium (Sm - 62)

Europium (Eu - 63)

Gadolinium (Gd - 64)

Terbium (Tb - 65)

Dysprosium (Dy - 66)

Holmium (Ho - 67)

Erbium (Er - 68)

Thulium (Tm - 69)

Ytterbium (Yb - 70)

Lutetium (Lu - 71)

Hafnium (Hf - 72)

Tantalum (Ta - 73)

Tungsten (W - 74)

Rhenium (Re - 75)

Osmium (Os - 76)

Iridium (Ir - 77)

Platinum (Pt - 78)

Gold (Au - 79)

Mercury (Hg - 80)

Thallium (Tl - 81)

Lead (Pb - 82)

Bismuth (Bi - 83)

Polonium (Po - 84)

Astatine (At - 85)

Radon (Rn - 86)

Francium (Fr - 87)

Radium (Ra - 88)

Actinium (Ac - 89)

Thorium (Th - 90)

Protactinium (Pa - 91)

Uranium (U - 92)

Neptunium (Np - 93)

Plutonium (Pu - 94)

Americium (Am - 95)

Curium (Cm - 96)

Berkelium (Bk - 97)

Californium (Cf - 98)

Einsteinium (Es - 99)

Fermium (Fm - 100)

Mendelevium (Md - 101)

Nobelium (No - 102)

Lawrencium (Lr - 103)

Rutherfordium (Rf - 104)

Dubnium (Db - 105)

Seaborgium (Sg - 106)

Bohrium (Bh - 107)

Hassium (Hs - 108)

Meitnerium (Mt - 109)

Darmstadtium (Ds - 110)

Roentgenium (Rg - 111)

Copernicium (Cn - 112)

Nihonium (Nh - 113)

Flerovium (Fl - 114)

Moscovium (Mc - 115)

Livermorium (Lv - 116)

Tennessine (Ts - 117)

Oganesson (Og - 118)

[callilouv]

Hydrogen

Helium

Lithium

Beryllium

Boron

Carbon

Nitrogen

Oxygen

Fluorine

Neon

Sodium

Magnesium

Aluminum

silicon

Phosphorus

sulfur

chlorine

argon

Potassium

Calcium

Scandium

Titanium

Vanadium

Chromium

manganese

Iron

Cobalt

Nickel

Copper

Zinc

Gallium

germanium

Arsenic

selenium

Bromine

Krypton

Rubidium

Strontium

Yithnium

theres hydrogen and helium then lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon everywhere, nitrogen all through the air and oxygen so you can breathe and fluorine for your pretty teeth, neon to light up the signs, sodium for salty times

MAGNESIUM

aluminium, silicon

PHOSPORUS THEN

sulfur, chlorine, and argon

POTASSIUM

and calcium so you'll grow strong

SCANDIUM

titanium, vanadium and chromium and manganeseee

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okay guys science today was rlly fun heres what I learnt bc I need to type I out to remember it so y'all have to deal with that >:)

(disclaimer: this is year ten science they don't tell us everything and it's quite tragic so some of this might be wrong. also my memory is a bitch. and plus, this is so much can remember shit so. yeah :P)

so we're doing chemistry rn and looking at atoms and ions and elements bc chemistry, and you've got three particle? thingies and they're electrons, neutrons, and protons. protons positive, electrons negative, neutrons neutral. nucleus is the centre of something bc it literally means centre

side note, alchemy set science back a crapton bc ppl saw "scientists" going like, hmmm yes elixir of life and lead into gold. how shall I achieve this? and ppl were like wtf are scientists okay

anyway. in the periodic table, the atomic number is generally top left, atomic mass number is below the letters, which will be a shortening of the elements name. examples are H for Hydrogen and Au for Gold (Aurun in Latin. that's why so many shortenings of the elements don't look like their elements name - they're in another language but we (my school vghvjdf) use the English terms)

atomic number = the number of electrons, which then equals protons bc negative must have positives balancing it out, yknow? neutrons are found by taking the atomic number (number of protons/electrons) away from the atomic mass

then you've got the structure of an atom! which is basically protons + neutrons in the nucleus, with the electrons "orbiting" them in their shells.

the electron shells hold the electrons around the nucleus. the first shell holds up to two electrons (1 electrons means uve got Hydrogen, two means you've got helium), the second up to eight (but you've gotta fill the first up fully before you can move to the next)(the eight are uhhh lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine and neon) then the third eight again (sodium, magnesium, aluminium, silicon, phosphorus, sulfur, chlorine, and argon) and then it changes again I think, but we only went up to the third shell

oh, and the way you write the electrons is with, for example uhhh silicon, you'd go 2, 8, 4 bc that's that's order they're in (bc first shell holds two, second holds eight, third holds four.)

and then you have ions! ion is pronounced quite similarly to iron, because we've dropped the r from iron. pronounce it with a hard r, like in irony. it's basically that. anyway, ions are what happen when electrons do funky shit.

look, so an atom wants its shell(s) to be full, yes? bc like, completeness. idk bro. so if it's like, for example, fluorine which has only 7 electrons in a shell that can hold, and therefore wants, eight electrons. and its reactive (an alkali I think) because it wants to have all full shells, and therefore it has to "steal" another electron (it could lose seven, but that's rare af)

whereas atoms with less than 4 electrons (bc four is weird, it's right in the middle. 1, 2, 3 all go down (usually), 5, 6, 7 all go up (usually), 4 is fucking annoying) will all, in most likelihood, lose electrons to get full shells.

now, when a shell loses or gains electrons, the atomic becomes an ion! an ion basically means an atom with a charge.

atoms don't have charges, as such. this is because the protons and electrons balance each other out, and the neutrons are neutral and therefore don't affect the equation (or maybe they do, idk yet they don't teach us that stuff until later)

so with something like Boron (B) with the atomic number 5 (which is all I care abt rn), it has 2, 3 electrons per shell. but if it becomes an ion, it will "lose" those three electrons that don't make up a full shell (most of the time!) which means that now when you try to balance the electrons & protons, instead of it being 5 protons minus 5 electrons, it's 5 protons minus 2 electrons.

that results in an ion! because now the atom is positively charged, since there are less electrons then protons. this would be written as B3+ (bc 3 positives aren't balanced out) *the 3+ would be in superscript not subscript but. tumblr.*

and so the noble gases (which are like. either very or mostly stable depending on how far down u go) are non-reactive because they all have full shells. halogens and alkalis are really fucking reactive because they're really close to either only needing to lose one electron to have a full shell, or gaining one to have a full shell and therefore wanna react.

an oxygen ion is called oxide, the -ide suffix being used when something gains electrons. -ate is the suffix used when it loses atoms.

that is literally everything I learnt within 45 minutes and the wording is shjt and completely wrong with regards to some aspects but i literally do not give a fuck I remembered it a and im proud of myself sjdijejrrj anyway thank you fir reading my science rant jfkfjfb

[hei-folkens]

Periodesystemet

As a scientist, I thought I should improve my knowledge of scientific vocabulary in Norwegian! So here’s hopefully the first part in a series of vocab lists (though knowing me I’ll probably get sidetracked and forget about it).

I’m not including all the elements because that would be very long, so this just includes the more well-known elements.

alkalimetallene

(et) litium  -  lithium  -  Li

(et) natrium  -  sodium  -  Na

(et) kalium  -  potassium  -  K

jordalkalimetallene

(et) beryllium  -  beryllium  -  Be

(et) magnesium  -  magnesium  -  Mg

(et) kalsium  -  calcium  -  Ca

(et) barium  -  barium  -  Ba

(et) radium  -  radium  -  Ra

innskuddsmetallene / transisjonsmetallene

(et) krom  -  chromium  -  Cr

(et) mangan  -  manganese  -  Mn

(et) jern  -  iron  -  Fe

(et,en) kobolt  -  cobalt  -  Co

(et) nikkel  -  nickel  -  Ni

(et) kobber  -  copper  -  Cu

(et,en) sink  -  zinc  -  Zn

(et) sølv  -  silver  -  Ag

(et) kadmium  -  cadmium  -  Cd

(et) tantal  -  tantalum  -  Ta

(et) wolfram  -  tungsten  -  W

(et) platina -  platinum  -  Pt

(et) gull  -  gold  -  Au

(et) kvikksølv  -  mercury  -  Hg

de andre metallene

(et,en) aluminium  -  aluminium / aluminum  -  Al

(et) tinn  -  tin  -  Sn

(et) bly  -  lead  -  Pb

(et) vismut  -  bismuth  -  Bi

halvmetallene

(et) bor  -  boron  -  B

(et) silisium  -  silicon  -  Si

(et) arsen  -  arsenic  -  As

ikke-metallene

(et) hydrogen  -  hydrogen  -  H

(et) karbon  -  carbon  -  C

(et) nitrogen  -  nitrogen  -  N

(et) oksygen  -  oxygen  -  O

(et,en) fosfor  -  phosphorus  -  P

(et) svovel  -  sulphur / sulfur  -  S

halogenene

(et,en) fluor  -  fluorine  -  F

(et) klor  -  chlorine  -  Cl

(et) brom  -  bromine  -  Br

(et) jod  -  iodine  -  I

edelgassene

(et) helium  -  helium  -  He

(et) neon  -  neon  -  Ne

(et) argon  -  argon  -  Ar

(et) krypton  -  krypton  -  Kr

(et) xenon  -  xenon  -  Xe

(et) radon  -  radon  -  Rn

Vær så snill og fortell meg om jeg har gjort noen feil.

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THE PERIODIC TABLE SONG (2018 UPDATE) LYRICS

[Intro] And now, ASAP Science presents The elements of the Periodic Table [Verse 1] There's Hydrogen and Helium Then Lithium, Beryllium Boron, Carbon everywhere Nitrogen all through the air With Oxygen so you can breathe And Fluorine for your pretty teeth Neon to light up the signs Sodium for salty times Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese [Chorus] This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period will see new outer shells While electrons are added moving to the right [Verse 2] Iron is the 26th Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get Copper, Zinc and Gallium Germanium and Arsenic Selenium and Bromine film While Krypton helps light up your room Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and

[Bridge]

Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits

Where Lanthanides have just begun

Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium

Neodymium's next to

Promethium, then 62's

Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium

Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium

Ytterbium, Lutetium

[Verse 3]

Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to

Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium

Platinum,

Gold to make you rich 'til you grow old

Mercury to tell you when it's really cold

Thallium and Lead then

Bismuth for your tummy

Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy

Radon,

Francium will last a little time

Radium then Actinides at 89

[Chorus]

This is the Periodic Table

Noble gas is stable

Halogens and Alkali react aggressively

Each period will see new outer shells

While electrons are to the right

[Verse 4]

Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium

Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium

Americium, Curium, Berkelium

Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium

Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium

Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium

Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium

Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium

Nihonium, Flerovium

Moscovium, Livermorium

Tennessine, and Oganesson

And then we're done

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There's Hydrogen and Helium Then Lithium, Beryllium Boron, Carbon everywhere Nitrogen all through the air With Oxygen so you can breathe And Fluorine for your pretty teeth Neon to light up the signs Sodium for salty times Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react aggressively

oh 😳

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There's Hydrogen and Helium Then Lithium, Beryllium Boron, Carbon everywhere Nitrogen all through the air With Oxygen so you can breathe And Fluorine for your pretty teeth Neon to light up the signs Sodium for salty times Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react agressively Each period will

[greymight]

Periodic Table.

Have you ever asked yourself how is the periodic table in other languages? Because I have. In fact, lots of times so here’s the answer! Periodic table in English, Spanish and French.

1. Hydrogen (H): Hidrógeno. Hydrogène. 2. Helium (He): Helio. Hélium. 3. Lithium (Li): Litio. Lithium. 4. Beryllium (Be): Berilio. Berryllium. 5. Boron (B): Boro. Bore. 6. Carbon (C): Carbono. Carbone. 7. Nitrogen (N): Nitrógeno. Azote. 8. Oxygen (O): Oxígeno. Oxygène. 9. Fluorine (F): Flúor. Fluor. 10. Neon (Ne): Neón. Néon. 11. Sodium (Na): Sodio. Sodium. 12.Magnesium (Mg): Magnesio. Magnésium. 13.Aluminium (Al): Aluminio. Aluminum. 14. Silicon (Si): Silicio. Silicium. 15.Phosphorus (P): Fósforo. Phosphore. 16. Sulfur (S): Azufre. Soufre. 17.Chlorine (Cl): Cloro. Chlore. 18. Argon (Ar): Argón. Argon. 19.Potassium (K): Potasio. Potassium. 20. Calcium (Ca): Calcio. Calcium. 21. Scandium (Sc): Escandio. Scandium. 22. Titanium (Ti): Titanio. Titane. 23. Vanadium (V): Vanadio. Vanadium. 24. Chromium (Cr): Cromo. Chrome. 25. Manganese (Mn): Manganeso. Manganèse. 26. Iron (Fe): Hierro. Fer. 27. Cobalt (Co): Cobalto. Cobalt. 28. Nickel (Ni): Níquel. Nickel. 29. Copper (Cu): Cobre. Cuivre. 30. Zinc (Zn): Cinc. Zinc. 31. Gallium (Ga): Galio. Gallium. 32. Germanium (Ge): Germanio. Germanium. 33. Arsenic (As): Arsénico. Arsenic. 34. Selenium (Se): Selenio. Sélénium. 35. Bromine (Br): Bromo. Brome. 36. Krypton (Kr): Kriptón. Krypton. 37. Rubidium (Rb): Rubidio. Rubidium. 38. Strontium (Sr): Estroncio. Strontium. 39. Yttrium (Y): Ytrio. Yttrium. 40. Zirconium (Zr): Circonio. Zirconium. 41. Niobium (Nb): Niobio. Niobium. 42. Molybdenum (Mo): Molibdeno. Molybdène. 43. Technetium (Tc): Tecnecio. Technetium. 44. Ruthenium (Ru): Rutenio. Ruthenium. 45. Rhodium (Rh): Rodio. Rhodium. 46. Palladium (Pd): Paladium. Palladium. 47. Silver (Ag): Plata. Argent. 48. Cadmium (Cd): Cadmio. Cadmium. 49. Indium (In): Indio. Indium. 50. Tin (Sn): Estaño. Etain. 51. Antimony (Sb): Antimonio. Antimoine. 52. Tellurium (Te): Teluro. Tellure. 53. Iodine (I): Yodo. Iode. 54. Xenon (Xe): Xenón. Xénon. 55. Caesium (Cs): Cesio. Césium. 56. Barium (Ba): Bario. Baryum. 57. Lanthanum (La): Lantano. Lanthane. 58. Cerium (Ce): Cerio. Ceryum. 59. Praseodymium (Pr): Praseodimio. Praséodyme. 60. Neodymium (Nd): Neodimio. Neodym. 61. Promethium (Pm): Prometio. Promethium. 62. Samarium (Sm): Samario. Samarium. 63. Europium (Eu): Europio. Europium. 64. Gadolinium (Gd): Gadolinio. Gadolinium. 65. Terbium (Tb): Terbio. Terbium. 66. Dysprosium (Dy): Disprosio. Dysprosium. 67. Holmiun (Ho): Holmio. Holmiun. 68. Erbium (Er): Erbio. Erbium. 69. Thulium /Tm/: Tulio. Thulium. 70. Ytterbium (Yb): Yterbio. Ytterbium. 71. Lutetium (Lu): Lutecio. Lutetium. 72. Hafnium (Hf): Hafnio. Hafnium. 73. Tantalum (Ta): Tántalo. Tantale. 74. Tungsten (W): Wolframio. Tungstène. 75. Rhenium (Re): Renio. Rhenium. 76. Osmium (Os): Osmio. Osmium. 77. Iridium (Ir): Iridio. Iridium. 78. Platinum (Pt): Platino. Platine. 79. Gold (Au): Oro. Or. 80. Mercury (Hg): Mercurio. Mercure. 81. Thallium (Tl): Talio. Thallium. 82. Lead (Pb): Plomo. Plomb. 83. Bismuth (Bi): Bismuto. Bismuth. 84. Polonium (Po): Polonio. Polonium. 85. Astatine (At): Astato. Astate. 86. Radon (Rn): Radón. Radon. 87. Francium (Fr): Francio. Francium. 88. Radium (Ra): Radio. Radium. 89. Actinium (Ac): Actinio. Actinium. 90. Thorium (Th): Torio. Thorium. 91. Protactinium (Pa): Protactinio. Protactinium. 92. Uranium (U): Uranio. Uranium. 93. Neptunium (Np): Neptunio. Neptunium. 94. Plutonium (Pu): Plutonio. Plutonium. 95. Americium (Am): Americio. Americium. 96. Curium (Cm): Curio. Curium. 97. Berkelium (Bk): Berkelio. Berkelium. 98. Californium (Cf): Californio. Californium. 99. Einsteinium (Es): Einsteinio. Einsteinium. 100. Fermium (Fm): Fermio. Fermium. 101. Mendelevium (Md): Mendelevio. Mendelevium. 102. Nobelium (No): Nobelio. Nobelium. 103. Lawrencium (Lw): Lawrencio. Lawrencium. 104. Rutherfordium (Rf): Rutherfordio. Rutherfordium. 105. Dubnium (Db): Dubnio. Dubnium. 106. Seaborgium (Sg): Seaborgio. Seaborgium. 107. Bohrium (Bh): Bohrio. Bohrium. 108. Hassium (Hs): Hassio. Hassium. 109. Meitnerium (Mt): Meitnerio. Meitnerium. 110. Darmstadtium (Ds): Darmstatio. Darmstadtium. 111. Roentgenium (Rg): Roentgenio. 112. Copernicium (Cn): Copernicio.

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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　Chemistry asks (part 1)　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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1/hydrogen/H: what do you consider most important/significant about yourself?

2/helium/He:  are you optimistic? 

3/lithium/Li: when you’re in a gross mood, how do you deal with it? 

4/beryllium/Be: are you interested in gems and crystals? 

5/boron/B: do you make or fidget with slime? 

6/carbon/C: do you thrive on change or does it scare you? 

7/nitrogen/N: is there anything about you that people underestimate?

8/oxygen/O: what’s something you do to feel healthier or to gain energy?

9/fluorine/F: in general, do you have a bad temper? 

10/neon/Ne: what’s your favorite aesthetic? 

11/sodium/Na: what annoys you the most? (what makes you... salty?)

12/magnesium/Mg: is it difficult to calm down when you’re angry or annoyed?

13/aluminium/aluminum/Al: what’s one of your most important skills?

14/silicon/Si: how good are you at using technology and fixing things?

15/phosphorus/P: are you impulsive or more inclined to think before you act?

16/sulfur/S: do you struggle with self esteem? 

17/chlorine/Cl: how close are you to your friends?

18/argon/Ar: what’s one of the laziest things you’ve ever done?

19/potassium/K: do you like pastel colors?

20/calcium/Ca: what’s something you do to help others?

21/scandium/Sc: do you like cold weather?

22/titanium/Ti: how well do you handle stress? 

23/vanadium/V: do you wear a lot of color?

24/chromium/Cr: are you an artist or otherwise creative? 

25/manganese/Mn: do you see things as more black and white, or more multifaceted?

26/iron/Fe: what’s your greatest strength or best trait?

27/cobalt/Co: does your name have an unusual/cool story or meaning?

28/nickel/Ni: what is one of your strongest beliefs? 

29/copper/Cu: do you have lots of interests, or a few specific ones?

30/zinc/Zn: do you work better on your own or in a group?

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆part 2 soon｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆