chemicalico
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pussy from an insane woman 馃い
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fucking stupid as hell that osa woman can talk about wanting to fuck old men all they want and no one has a problem but lesbians get accused of fetishizing harmful age gaps or whatever the fuck if they even slightly suggest they may want a woman above age 40
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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to creep people out
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why do you keep liking my posts, do you want to kiss or something 馃え
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i can fix every problem in the world if i just think about it enough
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companies who supported trumps campaign should be boycotted into the ground but i won't hold my breath considering this is a nation of overgrown children who can't even stop buying from shein
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ugh going to see my grandma again soon and she鈥檚 probably going to ask if i have a boyfriend and im going to have to be like no haha :)
#she asks about it every year and i鈥檓 just like. are you purposefully oblivious#my facebook profile pic was once a picture of me effectively groping my ex girlfriend like come on now#you cannot be this dumb#24 year old who鈥檚 never had a boyfriend but does seem oddly close with some women 馃 what could it mean
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Morally speaking your first use of a Death Note is always a freebie, since there's no way any reasonable person would expect it to work
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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.
--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
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oh to be a pangolin squirming around in the sludge 馃ズ馃ズ馃ズ this would fix me
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