#Luke Hardy

[reillyparkerluck]

This is the OG Marvel vigilante dynamic, I take no criticisms.

[plantanarchy]

I really dislike the "country music went bad post-9/11" theory that so many non-country listeners spout constantly tbh. it's a little true! but it really oversimplifies how the beer trucks and country girls subgenre evolved.

there's also the snap track pop sound overproduced instrumentals i love my wife and god subgenre which is even more heinous to me.

and both of those come down to a lot of weird behind the scenes stuff going on with music labels in Nashville and with Approved radio music. it's not as though the top 40 country stuff on the radio is the pinnacle of the music in the genre being put out right now.

anyway I even think there is boobs beer country girl music that can be charming and very good music to listen to and it all comes down to good lyricism and something approaching decent instrumentals. it's not wholly the content but the presentation.

[siremasterlawrence]

New Story Coming - Playing With Elve’s

[sparkling-treasures]

BICONS As Disney Villains Fancasting

Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs

Queen Grimhilde - Lena Headey

Fantasia

Chernabog - Mads Mikkelsen

The Adventures Of Ichabod And Mr. Toad aka Sleepy Hollow

Lady Van Tassel - Miranda Richardson *Great Casting Already*

Cinderella

Lady Tremaine - Gillian Anderson

Drizella Tremaine - Gemma Arterton

Anastasia Tremaine - Emily Browning

Alice In Wonderland

Queen Of Hearts - Lisa Ann Walter

Peter Pan

Captain James Hook - Jason Isaacs *Great Casting Already*

Sleeping Beauty

Maleficent - Angelina Jolie *Great Casting Already*

The Sword In The Stone aka Arthurian Legends / Merlin Lore

Morgana Pendragon - Katie McGrath *Great Casting Already*

Robin Hood

Sheriff Of Nottingham - Alan Rickman (RIP OG)

Guy Of Gisborne - Richard Armitage *Great Casting Already*

The Rescuers

Madame Medusa - Hannah Waddingham

The Black Cauldron

The Horned King - Robert Englund

The Little Mermaid

Ursula - Teri Hatcher

Vanessa aka Ursula's Daughter - Phoebe Tonkin

Beauty And The Beast

Gaston - Luke Evans *Great Casting Already*

Aladdin

Jafar - Oded Fehr *Great Casting Already*

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame

Judge Claude Frollo - Thomas Ian Griffith

Hercules

Hades - Steve Buscemi

Mulan

Shan Yu - Jason Scott Lee *Great Casting Already*

Tarzan

Clayton - Tom Hardy

The Emperor's New Groove

Yzma - Salma Hayek

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Lieutenant Helga Katrina Sinclair - Charlize Theron

The Princess And The Frog

Dr. Facilier aka The Shadow Man - Jamie Foxx

Tangled

Mother Gothel - Lisa Edelstein

[punkitypunker]

[towritecomicsonherarms]

Doctor Strange #1

[ring-gifs]

[tyin-cherry-knots]

john mulaney, françoise hardy, jonathan adler, and victoria de angelis are the four guardian angels that stand on the four corners of my bed to protect me while i sleep

[greyson11]

๋࣭ ⭑characters i kin๋࣭ ⭑

these aren't all but just the ones i can remember at the moment ^_^

[captaincoffeegirl515]

Okay

So

I finally got to watch Unicorns

The movie was good

But SO NOT WORTH all the fuckery I had to go through just to be able to watch it on my laptop

Like. Jesus fucking Christ

I felt like I was looking for an actual unicorn just to be able to watch it.

They think WAYYYY too highly of themselves man.

You can only stream it if you live in the UK and Northern Ireland, which I don't.

So I bought the Bluray like they wanted us to bc that's the only way anyone who lives anywhere else other than those two countries could watch their movie.

And then! They went through all the trouble putting all this extra encrypting and whatever on the Bluray disc that made it virtually unreadable AND unplayable on my laptop.

I needed buy a new DVD player that can specifically play Bluray discs because nobody had one that could play it. And jfc it was a pain. I went to multiple malls and multiple appliance and computer stores and literally NOBODY had a bluray disc player bc people don't do discs anymore nowadays. They do streaming. I could only get one online which I did.

And then! Literally no software could play their Bluray. VLC doesn't work because of some AACS decoding issue. Like when the disc is open I can see it has an aacs folder but I guess they encrypted that shit to hell and back bc VLC keeps giving me an error that it cant decode the aacs.

So I had to buy a full license for a different video playing software called PowerDVD that can specifically play Bluray discs bc the free version of the only software that could play their disc can't fucking play Blurays. Only the licensed one could. And this was AFTER I tried a bunch of different other video playing softwares, none of which could play the disc.

So yeah. Anyways definitely going to avoid Signature Entertainment especially when it comes to Blurays bc jfc if that's what it's like to watch one of their movies then I don't ever want to deal with any of their other movies.

Anyways if anyone wants spoilers feel free to message me

[reillyparkerluck]

All of them (except Luke) would be horrible classmates tbh. Danny's alright because he lends people his Netflix password.

(Added Daughters of the Dragon, shoutout to the person who wanted to see them)

[midnight-star-world]

Toby Keith: American Icon (2024)

#CountryMusic

So today on the MSR (Midnight Star Review), we weill talking about the latest Country Music Special to honor the late & great Toby Keith. This tribute show took place on Wednesday August 28th, 2024 on NBC (Where I am at) and at 9pm EST (Eastern Standard Time). Here is how they honored Toby and what they played for him/us. This tribute seemed to be hosted by Jelly Roll & Priscilla Block.

Set list. Carrie Underwood - A little less talk and a lot more action. Eric Church - As good as I once was. Darius Rucker - God love her. Riley Green & Ella Langley - Who's your daddy? Ashley McBryde - Wish I didn't know now. Lainey Wilson & Jamey Johnson - Beer for my horses. Luke Bryan - Should've been a cowboy. Jordan Davis & Clay Walker - I love this bar. Jelly Roll - My list. Tyler Hubbard, Jordan Davis, Jelly Roll, HARDY, & friends - Red solo cup. HARDY & Brantley Gilbert - How do you like me now?! Toby Keith's last performance - Joe Diffie Cover - Ships that don't come in. Krystal Keith - Don't let the old man in. Trace Adkins - American soldier. Parker McCollum - Courtesy of the red, white, & blue (The angry American) with everyone getting up on the stage.

And on the MSR (Midnight Star Review), I will not be giving a tribute show a review. And it was good in my opinion to give it 2 hours. It is fair to say all of those involved gave their own way to pay tribute to Toby, the best way that could think of. Thanks for taking the time to read this review. See ya all next time.

[threadbareturnbacks]

Big fan of when an actor gives a performance of a lifetime and everyone goes "Woah! How did we miss this? Who is this guy?" and then said actor starts giving interviews and it becomes increasingly apparent they are just absolutely unhinged and fundamentally a weird (complementary) person.

[siremasterlawrence]

Breathless Part 1

Part 1

“Oh Man! What luck!” I swear landing my leg on a strange looking orb as I pick it up lets my eyes slowly blow up in a bright white like glow. I close my eyes a bit sending my body in to a beautiful blue glow transporting him in to the ball as it hit the floor and it rolls to the edge of the cliff.

Next thing I know I am surrounded by a red gold, silver and slate black painted giant bar I own apparently and soon enough I am behind the bar. I laugh a bit think about what else I can get out of that damn orb now presently placed in the middle of the room causing a major chain of events.

The bar is now a magical place infusing the building to help me with my aims and plans I have had in the back of my mind and truly is everything. I jet on to the bar hopping over the bar on to the bar stool slipping off till I hit the ground running and heading to the main room pick it up and send it flying.

“I wish that could have super fucking pretty hot actors Andrew W Walker and bad ass Luke MacFarlane,”

“What the fuck? How the hell on earth?”

“Where am I? Where are we?”

“I am your Lord and Master”

“I am also your boss “

“You do not work as actors “

“This is my bar apart of my media “

“You work here and always have “

“You are my bartenders”

“You stay here all day “

“You make me millions “

“You are my employees”

“Yes boss”

“Put these aprons on“

“Yes boss”

“It’s time for your auditions”

“Strip for me”

“Get behind the bar “

“Hurry up “

“Hop off the bar”

“Make me a drink”

“Do it! Do it”

“Could have been faster”

“Sorry “

“You clean my shoes “

“You lick them”

“Good job! Your butts need to be in gear, your mind out of the gutter and get to work.”

Part 2

“I need sexy servers and dancers”

“Who Master?”

“Jaime Lomas”

“Ashley Taylor Dawson”

“Fuck? Who the hell?”

“Zip it! Your mind is blank”

“I am your God!”

“Yes boss”

“You belong to me”

“Dress in this”

“Stand on the table “

“Strip “

“Oh Master! Babe”

“Do you crave this body boss?”

“The groups are packing in”

“Hell Yes! Let’s party my king”

“Everyone! Who’s here?”

“My name is Jamie”

“Let me entertain you “

“Ashley join him”

“As you wish”

“My name is Ashley “

“I am fine”

“My body is hard “

“Watch my abs “

“Wash board abs”

“My tight ass”

“I love to do the pump”

“Hey don’t touch”

“This is my Master’s merchandise “

The end

Breathless Part 2

Tom Hardy and Andrew Garfield are the first  celebrity and honored guest to my new club Breathless a magical island vacation spot for the elite. The two land on a private airline walking off of the planes staircase to the land they take off their sunshades and soon the sunlight is in their faces. The light rays shoots in to his eyes glowing so bright shaking him to his core very soon and enough freaking him one something stirs up in him.

————

The lights surrounding him shine over the majestic forest in the latter half of the island begin to shake with the leaves and branch are free flowing.Mindlessly Tom Hardy is the first to see it in the wind a chill cool air calls to him as his toe dug in propelling his feet ever forward in to the breach.

He steps in to the forest ever forward with any and all worries washing away in his cold and blank mind the deeper he goes the more he loses himself.The forest expands in to the jungle causing him to feel the power pour from underneath his feet yanking him in to the center as his shoes strip.

Ripping in to ribbons below his sole but the entirety of the ground floods flowing a cold embrace sending them shivering up his spine.The more he walks the socks come undone as well, as his face goes slack, his eyes turn dull gray and something in him drives him in to the brink 

The jeans stripping like a reel shitting on to the ground, the area begins spinning as he looks upward to the sky and he falls back to the ground.Apparently! The grounds begins to melt in to the soil growing more covering up the island like quick sand or soon sinks in to the soil of the space.

The soul forms massive arms wrapping over his massive muscular body stretching in to the air and drops down descending till it is grasping his body pulling it down. I am in awe of this gigantic, tall and super titan of a man who will be under my absolute control for yeh rests of my his life no way out.

“Tsk tsk tsk”

“You fell for that so easily “

“Sorry Mr. Hardy!”

“I have loved you always”

“I’ve wanted you for so long “

“I can have you finally “

“This body “

“Yumm”

“I can lay on you all day “

“Muscles for days”

“Legs for days too”

“I could eat you up “

“I’ll leg you sink for now”

“Hear this”

“You belong to me for all existence”

“You are not human”

“A mere puppet for me”

“You are named slave”

“I am everything to you “

“I guide you “

“You have fallen”

“Yes Master”

“Make me your world “

“Accept me”

——-

“Andrew Garfield “

“Who? Who are you?”

“I am your inner voice “

“No! You can’t be…this”

“Can’t be? I know”

“My body is frozen “

“Exactly! I am in total control “

“I submerge your soul”

“Your consciousness is a blank state”

“You subconscious is a open world “

“I walk in to it “

“It is my own island “

“You love me”

“Live for me”

“I control you “

“You have no free will”

“No love”

“I am your God”

“Yes Master”

“You see the ocean “

“YES”

“Walk to the beach”

“Stand at the edge “

“Take a leap”

“Plunge in”

“Dive and dive “

“Swoosh you fell in to ocean”

The end 

[ask-webster]

Happy 1 Year Anniversary to myself for getting back into art!

[punkitypunker]