#Love Golf

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[chase-prairie]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa wants to play with Monty

[boltmoonvic]

The arithmetics of love are far more complex than one might expect...

[manyrepulsivethoughts]

that one post comparing ruin's and LN2 endings altered my brain chemistry so now have this

[gatorgrumbles]

More Monty cause I’m spiraling

[sky-is-the-limit]

"How can you like Abby after-"

After???? After what??? How can I like her?!?Like ain't even the right word.

I'd commit the most heinous crimes that they'd have to write a new chapter in the bible for my gay ass specifically just to have my pussy on her face and vice versa before cooking her a warm soup and running her a bath, don't get me fucking started lil guy. If there's one video game character I don't play around for and would defend with every fibre of my body, it's her.

That's my woman right there.

[hyperballart]

HEAR ME OUT!!!!!

being the beverage cart girl at a golf course that dilf!art frequents… the first time you came around to offer him something from your cooler he’d been a bit stunned—you’re a pretty young thing he hasn’t seen around before. he politely declined and you went about your way shortly after with an, i’ll see you around mr. donaldson! you make your rounds for weeks and weeks and always stop by him even if all you get is a no thanks, i’m good sweetheart. you try to hide your flustered state with a small nod before speeding off in your golf cart, if it were any other man at the course you’d be crawling out of your skin. but you think he might be the most beautiful man you’ve encountered—sharp jaw always working a piece of gum and blue eyes that maintain firm contact with you during interactions. and art knows the age gap between you both would be frowned upon if he let his desires take control, so he keeps you at a distance. the fact that he fucks his hand thinking about you in your cute little skirts and tight tank tops, watching you bend over to retrieve drinks from afar, and seeing your smile while interacting with other players is between him and god only. he always finishes on his stomach with an echo of your voice in his head, need anything mr donaldson?

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Buddie Golf Date When?

[thebvbbletea]

Directed by sapphic director, having sapphic actresses as one of the lead & one of the main cast, having sapphic singer to sing for one of the ost, confirmed to having 4 lesbian, 2 bi & 2 trans character, the trans character played by real life trans actresses, having the first episode in women's day......

Oh god i love 23.5 The Series 😭

[moonkhao]

Whose is it?

23.5 DEGREES | EP10

[gelatinzz]

pi ,, thumbs up. i love pi actually, what a creature, what a silly. go watch the pi day jacknjwllify video NOW

[windowsmillennium2000]

YES!

[splendidfemalelegs]

Can you hold my wood

[sunglassesmish]

‘i’m not that good at golf, but hey, nobody knows because my outfit looks sick. my belt, had to show y’all, got the glove… alright, pray for me.’

[starcat4]

Even when he's not looking at Phil, he's looking at Phil (in the monitor)