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great-and-small · 6 months ago

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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

#I told my brother (in the ag field) this and he said ‘oh those are definitely turf bros’#apparently entomology is a required course if you want to specialize in golf course management which I guess is a career that some desire #and there is some Westside story type beef between the turf bros taking entomology for pest control reasons and future PHDs who love bugs #actually chatted with them later they were very lovely

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chase-prairie · 1 year ago

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Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

#i am over here worrying about all you kiddos #also please dont forage on railway corridors either #love yourselves protect yourselves #lmao at the replies saying 'but why not sex forest anyway'#you do you kids #im personally a no thank you on the lead arsenic mercury sex forest personally #if you havent seen it there's a popular book about making golf course a sex forest #that isn't a random pull

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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago

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FNAF movie Vanessa wants to play with Monty

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #montgomery gator #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Vanessa seems like the type to love mini golf doesn’t she?#I considered Vanessa not vibin with Monty but that felt wrong #she’d love all the animatronics no doubt #truly all Monty needed was some encouragement and friends #Vanny though doesn’t seem as thrilled to play golf lmao #Vanessa has now met all (current) Glamrocks! 💜

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nenoname · 10 days ago

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Cute wholesome fics where Stan teaches Soos or Wendy how to drive were always so funny to me because...

And while he insists that everyone in town has ran over McGucket before, we also know he ran over Toby too and absolutely did not give a shit (understandable in that case)

But then again...

Also bless Mr Honeypants

And another detail I love is that his car is casually filled with parking tickets

How many tickets are in Ford's name...

#i like to think that ford also sucks at driving #and that dipper and mabel are technically the best drivers despite only using golf carts #the bear scene always gets to me #him spending decades avoiding the town's weirdness while also being as weird as the rest of them #the coloring book page probably doesn't count as canon but i still love it #stan pines #stanley pines #soos ramirez #wendy corduroy #gravity falls #dipper pines #disclaimer: i do believe he taught them. i just think the stories should be framed more as a 'wHAT HAS HE UNLEASHED UPON THIS REALM'#stan: if you respect road laws and don't seek to break them at all times then you're dead to me #how did his car survive for over 40 years #oh for mr honeypants to casually still be in show after his debut....#also never forget about the golf cart short #it's dear to my heart #'remember kids always wear your seatbelt when driving your car into a ravine!'

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boltmoonvic · 2 months ago

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The arithmetics of love are far more complex than one might expect...

#bfdi #tengolf #puffgolf #tpot #bfdi golf ball #bfdia #bfdi tennis ball #bfdi puffball #bfb #object shows #i think a love triangle dynamic between them can be fun to explore !!#a different side of GB comes out with either of them and both duos are so interesting #my art

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gatorgrumbles · 1 year ago

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More Monty cause I’m spiraling

#monty gator #fnaf monty #montgomery gator #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #gator golf #Monty’s gator golf #my art #drawing #art #digital art #i love him so much #I need him like I need air #the love of my life #he’s my babygirl #my hyperfixations #i am ruined #he is all i think about

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manyrepulsivethoughts · 8 months ago

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that one post comparing ruin's and LN2 endings altered my brain chemistry so now have this

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splendidfemalelegs · 2 months ago

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Can you hold my wood

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sky-is-the-limit · 10 months ago

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"How can you like Abby after-"

After???? After what??? How can I like her?!?Like ain't even the right word.

I'd commit the most heinous crimes that they'd have to write a new chapter in the bible for my gay ass specifically just to have my pussy on her face and vice versa before cooking her a warm soup and running her a bath, don't get me fucking started lil guy. If there's one video game character I don't play around for and would defend with every fibre of my body, it's her.

That's my woman right there.

#I'd be her ride or die no questions asked.#I love telling male tlou stans who my fav character is #I'd be cleaning the golf stick afterwards before giving her the head of her life don't even play with me #also obviously she's not my fav for her looks #but they do help #abby anderson #tlou #tlou2 #the last of us #abby anderson smut #abby anderson x reader

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hyperballart · 3 months ago

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HEAR ME OUT!!!!!

being the beverage cart girl at a golf course that dilf!art frequents… the first time you came around to offer him something from your cooler he’d been a bit stunned—you’re a pretty young thing he hasn’t seen around before. he politely declined and you went about your way shortly after with an, i’ll see you around mr. donaldson! you make your rounds for weeks and weeks and always stop by him even if all you get is a no thanks, i’m good sweetheart. you try to hide your flustered state with a small nod before speeding off in your golf cart, if it were any other man at the course you’d be crawling out of your skin. but you think he might be the most beautiful man you’ve encountered—sharp jaw always working a piece of gum and blue eyes that maintain firm contact with you during interactions. and art knows the age gap between you both would be frowned upon if he let his desires take control, so he keeps you at a distance. the fact that he fucks his hand thinking about you in your cute little skirts and tight tank tops, watching you bend over to retrieve drinks from afar, and seeing your smile while interacting with other players is between him and god only. he always finishes on his stomach with an echo of your voice in his head, need anything mr donaldson?

#came up with this at 1 am but i love it #i wanna write more on this i’ll have to let my brain cook something up…#also i know nothing about golf but idgaf this is everything to me #art donaldson x reader #art donaldson fic #my writing #art donaldson smut

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 1 month ago

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#Buddie Golf Date When?

#just give them a golf date god dammit #911 abc #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #evan buckley #eddie diaz #ryan guzman #oliver stark #love #8x4 #6x17

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thebvbbletea · 9 months ago

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Directed by sapphic director, having sapphic actresses as one of the lead & one of the main cast, having sapphic singer to sing for one of the ost, confirmed to having 4 lesbian, 2 bi & 2 trans character, the trans character played by real life trans actresses, having the first episode in women's day......

Oh god i love 23.5 The Series 😭

#23 point 5 #23.5 the series #23.5 degrees #fon kanittha #milk pansa #ciize apichaya #godji tachakorn #golf kittipat #I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH 😭#sarah salola

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nanihirunkits · 7 months ago

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