Duck 23 - they/it 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift
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twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made
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I increasingly think publications like Cracked and Mad Magazine served a load bearing cultural purpose keeping young straight guys from developing extreme reactionary opinions.
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i'm going to transition to a guy then i can transition to a woman. then at last i can look like this.
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"In case anyone missed it, the tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas has now spread to Ohio.
[The Republican Administration] has ordered the CDC to not report on this"
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
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*snaps my fingers, and on some random freeway, a fuel tanker truck is instantly rotated 180 degrees*
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They should invent a isolating yourself from everything and everyone that is healthy
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if i was immortal killing myself would be my hobby and like i truly believe it would fix something in me. i do
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THIS☝️ is the blogger you're supporting by liking his posts. any questions?
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Reddit loves just recommending random subreddits to me and this is the latest. Love the anti shrimps on land sentiment on display here
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Back in 2013, I posted a Welcome to Night Vale fic and someone commented, “I’m autistic and I see myself a lot in the way you write Carlos. Did you intend for him to autistic?”
And I was like “I’m flattered you think so! No, he’s not intended to be autistic, but I’m glad you can see yourself in him.”
Now twelve years later I spent some time this evening trying to track down that comment to give a very belated clarification. Whoever you were stranger, hey. I only said no because I based Carlos heavily on me, and since I wasn’t autistic, Carlos wouldn’t be either. Well. I’ve learned some stuff in the intervening decade that strongly support your literary analysis.
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