#Lords of the Rhymes

[lowcountry-gothic]

The Lords of the Rhymes were a Beastie Boys style rap duo who rapped exclusively about Tolkien.

I named the nameless hills and dells And I drank from yet untasted wells Goin’ mad off the hook just like a Númenórean And I got more rhymes than there are leaves in Lothlórien Yo, I’m harder than a Mithril coat A hundred is the number of the orcs I smote I battled Helms Deep and I took Minas Tirith If you don’t watch out, we’ll make your ass disappeareth!

[anoant]

God of Time

[cat-cosplay]

Eat, Sleep, Have Fuzzy Feet, Repeat

[sapphoismymuse]

wdym the song bofur sang in the unexpected journey movie is canonically the full version of the nursery rhyme that bilbo wrote???

[falsegrailwar]

One of my first Fate edits, truly a classic

[wolfythewitch]

Wait. Sean Bean. How the fuck am I supposed to say this what the fuck is this

[samthecookielord]

I keep thinking of rhyme and reason whenever you post about that mackintosh guy from Layton

GGDSGDSDSSHTJDJGD they should be friends

(Everyone GO READ @rar-archive !!!)

AL spoilers under cut

[zukkaoru]

while i do agree some of taylor swift's lyrics are. ???. sometimes i see things pointed out and criticized that would not get any reaction at all if they came from any other artist

[aylen-san]

The sky is blue, shining high above,

A single star twinkles, its light so great.

Winds whisper tales, ancient stories told,

Where the Silmarils shine like stars in the sky.

On the horizon, mountains in morning fire,

And stars shine as in a dream.

Where songs are glorious, flowing like water,

The light of the silmarils pierces the night.

In the world beneath the moon, in shadows and mists,

The past lives on, like flashes in a meteor shower.

Waters ripple in rivers, a ring gleams at the bottom.

Ancient Gondolin sleeps in the deep.

[maxiwaxipads]

Arupek sets off to leave Tuxedo Sam's Kingdom! What's left is preparations before continuing the journey!

Tuxam - “…Restocked rations. Check! Clothing…? We shouldn’t be too careless. Here. I’ll put extra layers for you.” Arupek - “I guess there isn’t harm with a few more layers!” Aurpek - “But Tuxam, aren’t you going to be cold as well?” Tuxam - “Me? I’m quite used to the cold at this point!” “I’ll be fine even if I had minimum clothing on.” Tuxam - “If it’s fine with you, I’d like to accompany you until we’ve reached [Route 1].” “The SEEDs surrounding milord’s territory are dangerous and aren’t the kinds to take alone!” Arupek - “But what if SEEDs attack the kingdom while you’re away?” Tuxam - “That’s why I’ll take you from [Route 1].” “The SEEDs rarely make it across the kingdom, but that doesn’t mean I should be careless.” “I’d take you further… But after recent events, I shouldn’t…” Tuxam - “It isn’t too far from the kingdom, and if I sprinted, I could likely make it in time.” “But if you’re underestimating this kingdom, I’ll abandon the thought of helping you in the first place!” Arupek - “I’m thankful for your help!” Aurpek - “Let’s go fishing the next time!” “I want to try the fish in your kingdom.” Tuxam - “With… Me?” Arupek - “Who else am I talking to?” “You’ve been so reliable, and helped me so far!” Tuxam - “I’ll have to find time in my schedule!” “Send me yours, and let’s see what we can do.” Arupek - “It might be hard right now…” Tuxam - “N—Not now! Later!” “Let’s go already!” Tuxam - “(But… Am I sure he’s only interested in the fish or…?)” “(No! Now’s not the time!)”

(Additional Information/Tangents):

I like to imagine Tuxedo Sam’s kingdom sits in a snowy landscape, with the capital being a walled city that protects itself from SEEDs (physically sturdier than most, but weaker against magic).

I like to think the answer to Tuxam’s question is both! Arupek genuinely admires everyone in Noir Bouquet and isn’t afraid to express that.  A really passionate guy! Arupek wants to meet Tuxam on a better note and also try the local fish in the region.

"[Route 1]" is a placeholder because I don't have a name, and it'll probably never have a name... or maybe it's an unintentional pokemon reference...

Arupek - “I know! We should go ice fishing!” “At your lord’s kingdom! Wait—Wait! Maybe we can even invite Lord Pekkle and Lord Tuxedo Sam as well?” Tuxam - “Hm… I’m not against the idea, but it might be cold.” “Are you sure?” Arupek - “How can I not be?” “This is time we can spend together!” “Oh!” “What are you thinking, Tuxam?” Tuxam - “There’s a place I’ve been thinking about…” “Have you heard of the Tuxedo Sam comics?” Arupek - “I’ve heard of it!” Tuxam - “You have!?” “That’s amaz—Ahem. In comic issue #37, Tuxedo Sam and the Hidden Lake; milord, Tuxedo Sam stubbles onto a lake upon accident.” “To much of his surprise, the fish there are purely yellow and resemble gold!” “It is greatly described in detail and said to be quite exceptional in taste!” “Finding this lake… I always wanted to do it!” Arupek - “A hidden lake with golden fish with exceptional taste!?” “I’m drooling!” Tuxam - “Wipe it with this.” (Hands a handkerchief) Arupek - “Oh! I didn’t mean it like that, but I’ll produce a little bit of drool so it can be of use.” Tuxam - “Make sure to return it clean the next time.” Arupek - “I will!”

(Weeks Later)

Tuxam - “What is… That?” Arupek - “A cooking set!” “If we’re set to eat yellow fish with a golden look with exceptional taste, we have to eat them in every way possible!” “You know. Grilled. Poached. Steamed. Cured. Raw.” “So I brought a cooking set!” Tuxam - “Every way… Possible?” Arupek - “Yup!” “Oh—Wait… No. I was thinking we could make sushi for Badobarm, but we don’t have rice.” “Do you think it is already too late…?” “Hm. You think if I ran fast enough, we could buy rice in your lord’s kingdom?”

Tuxam, who sits there not expecting this

[acourtofquestions]

Rhys is just Aelin without the fire & with the wings

[misterpuzzles]

"That's Lunch!"

Mean beaning.

Been mealing.

More being.

Less meaning.

Crust, crust,

crunch, crunch,

crust, crust,

crunch, crunch.

Bad seeding.

Bed meeting.

Head beating.

Cred bleeding.

Lunch, lust,

lust, lunch,

lunch, lust,

lust, lunch.

Crunch,

crunch...

lunch.

[alchemisland]

Stonedoak

So skinny Oxfam sending goats I’m plotting pot planting ploys planning whole planet my hand Pope of plants, John of Growths Betray all oaths, portrayed fur coated Floor length portraits, palm fronds and fountains House like a mirage, melange of clashing styles brought To beauty in contrasting motley, palimpsest I wrought Clod ferried over from the homefields, bit of the bog To make odd…

[reflection-s-of-stars]

annabelle cheddar you deserve so much better

[anrisimps]

Its been 200 chapters and they finally kissed. I'm going to be physically sick. And the sexual tension...oh my god so much sexual tension

[cynical-cemeteries]

the people have spoken!!!

here's everything that could've been for the costume design contest:

other design thoughts:

i originally wanted to create something for laphlaes,, but i was having too many difficulties so i ended up switching over to lairei instead (sorry grandpa)

the overall idea of having something fancy & elegant stayed the same,, but the only major thing that changed was the character i was drawing for

lairei's look is centered around the idea of a fancy night out,, with outfit elements showing similarities to her base design

base design similarities i wanted were styled hair, necklaces, a large fur collar of some kind (in this case a shawl), a long dress, thigh slits, a relatively open back, and a deeply cut neckline

i'd say the main inspo from her other looks would be her "midnight edition" look,, with the same overall fanciness but More Casual and Less Elaborate??

i was tempted to give her a dark red lip to match her darker eyeshadow but i'm not too fond of how that might match her other elements so i settled for a soft pink