#omg that rhymes

[mystic-maniac]

YALL TODAY IS THE ONE DAY YOU CAN POST THIS SPRED THE WORD

[schrodingers-catgirl]

shizuku x any niigo character is peak and I stand by that

[castielsfuckassdiary]

I saw Moana 2 today with Jack! I won't spoil it for you all, but I cried. :'(

Back to the real source of entertainment.

Clementine is a thriving monarch, the bees are happy. Kevin is getting increasingly more delusional. I think we have to put him down again. Charlie is still my best friend, and I think she's asked Hermione to bless my bee colony. Thank you Hermione <3

Bye diary!

[turtleplushi]

@camachine THANKS FOR THE FREE BRAINROT >:[

Massive Timestruck spoilers under the cut! Read it here btw

(sorry for the bad quality, i was planning on making something better than just doodles but then it was 1am and i forgot the next day)

Made some doodles yesterday and I wasn't going to post them but then I got jumpscared by chapter 15

[gravitysoda]

it’s a wonderful world! ✨

[greenyball]

i have acquired so much knowledge about media i've never directly interacted with via osmosis but there is one exception, something so strange and convoluted no amount of memes would be able to explain, that the only way i could possibly understand is by reading it directly

[brambeag]

i liked that outfit...

[the-prettiest-ice-cube]

Should I make you mallowmelt, butterblasts or custard blasts ??

hello dear traumatised children

I decided I was gonna adopt or at least kidnap keep any of you that might need to hide from your family/friends, take a break from saving the world or just eat some mallowmelt at queen elsa's castle my house.

No need to ring me, just apparate and you'll ne welcomed either by me or my husband Kesler

@therealsophieelizabethfoster,@fitz-avery-vacker

@the-only-maruca-chebota @shut-up-i-will-burn-you @jensi-babbles-lots @keefe--sencen @linh--song @tam-song-the-shade @keslerdizznee

[minlicious]

“but-but odysseus sacrificed six of his men!” “ he chose himself over his crew how can you like him?!” “but he let the sirens die painfully, he’s such a monster!!” ok chill he’s literally just a girl man 🙄🙄

[pokemon1oadvanced]

Me: *Sitting down, having a cup of tea, minding my own business*

My Mind: ‘What if Baby Shark is trending when Speckles hatches?

Me: 😟

My Mind: *Imagining Kenji carry a baby ankylosaurus around while singing Baby Shark 24/7* ‘You’re welcome.’

Me: *Frantically checks what year Baby Shark was popular and what year Chaos Theory Season 3 is set in*

[secriden]

"I only accept apologize in fries" SLDKFSLDKJFLSDFJ

[angellfuckdolll]

no think just dad kink

[luuxxart]

lisa beatboxing saga

[tojiscrack]

If you dare make Malakai a love interest, I will be very cross 😈

A rap battle will commence!

Sumaya, Sumaya… oh Sumaya😮‍💨, Let me tell you,😡don’t be a fool today-a. Malakai?🖤Nah, he's not even close❌, Megumi’s the one y/n needs the most😎.

But if you dare👺 to push Malakai🐺ahead, I might just drop you on your head🫨. Grave consequences🔪, don’t test my nerve👿, Or you’ll get what you truly deserve😈.

Megumi’s the match,🥰that’s just the rule, Malakai?⛓️⛓️‍💥He’s barely even cool👎🏼. So think real hard🏏before you sway-a😉, Because I won’t be playing🦇, Sumaya👹!

… 😀

[mogruith]

Chapter V - An Appeal to Her Present Nature

Minthara found herself alone in bed in Northdark county; awoken by the laughter of one called Gale (nee Tim Downey*).

“That rhyming couplet was so forced, its writer should be banned from ever writing advent poems,” and then he took her hand.

Gale led her to a Yuletide meal, a humble goblin spread, where scraps were shared and laughter dim, though cheer was not yet dead.

Invisible, she lingered close, as voices murmured low, and talk soon turned to Minthara, to the harshness she would show.

“She’s fierce, too fierce,” the goblins sighed, “a wall none dare to breach. To work for her’s to walk on glass, with orders none dare breach.

She drives us hard, no mercy shown, her pride cuts deep and cold. Each task we bear without a break, each word a weight untold.”

A sickly goblin, frail and sweet, with cane clasped in hand, spoke up with gentle warmth and care, though weak, his tone was grand:

“It’s Yuletide now, a time to mend, to open hearts anew; and maybe even welcome her, as harsh as she may be, too.”

Gale leaned in close and softly spoke: “Your strength, it has its place. But walls you build to guard yourself keep warmth from your embrace.

Let others in; the fiercest bonds come not from pride alone, to lead, you must reveal your heart, not sit upon a throne.”

Gale watched her face, his hope renewed, convinced his words had struck; that seeds of trust and softer ties might yet dislodge her stuck.

But Minthara’s thoughts were elsewhere still, on power and control. Her mind untouched by softer words, no shifting in her soul.

Gale gave a nod, then waved farewell, and vanished from her sight; leaving Minthara once again alone in winter's night.

But soon a musk, both stale and dank, crept in from shadows deep. A figure cloaked in timeworn cloth with skin like dried, cracked peat.

Source: Larian Advent Calendar - Day 10

* The poem has it written as 'Downey', not 'Downie'

See the previous chapters:

Chapter I - A Bitter Eve Indeed

Chapter II - Let the Spirits Com

Chapter III - Memories Ser

Chapter IV - Bearer of a Solemn Warning

[ihaveanaxe]

Can we talk about how Logan canonically has a deadname?? And how it’s never explained why? Like we never really find out why he changed his name