#malakai mortimer

[tojiscrack]

I think u should describe Malakai appearance.. in my mind he’s a emo like L from death note and he has like purple hair?

U probably didn’t create him like this.. I try to force my imagination but it’s kinda hard

if u could help mee lmao

i was certain i described his appearance little by little any time he was mentioned...?

idm reiterating it tho! <3

pale skin, like porcelain-pale, with deep (and i mean DEEP) black kohl on his waterline. but only one of his eyes are visible — this i hadn't mentioned, so mb Imao 😭 — 'cause he's got that emo hair that swipes across his forehead.

he hasn't got purple hair tho, but instead, it's the darkest shade of black you'll ever find

he's around 5'6-5'7, i'd say, and then his max height would probably be around 5’9. that range, really, but he looks slightly shorter 'cause he's always crouching when he walks or stands or whatever (terrible posture, yk?) 💀

eye colour's black too. to be specific, common dark brown like everyone, but he wears black contacts and claims it's his natural eye colour. same with his hair tho — it's not naturally black (he was born a brunette but claims he's naturally a ravenette).

really, he just looks like this:

[mcalhenwrites]

You're kidnapped by the mafia and held hostage on a deserted island. The main characters of your books will try to rescue you. How safe/screwed are you? (do it for Rascal, SGH, Geckos, Seasons, THC, and any other you'd like to add x3)

Rascal: Well, I'm not entirely screwed. Hazel would likely find a way to talk his father into lending him a boat (I'm sure the Rastons have one) then telling Sinclair to drive it across the water to rescue me. I have no idea who else he'd bring... someone who can fight a mafia? Frey would try. 4/10 I'm kind of fucked here. SGH: Well, considering the plot? I'm in good hands. Thaddeus knows a bit about ships to get there, and he'll have Cora, Silas, Ambrose, and Malakai on his side too. Cora's the important one. She has the guns. 10/10 I'll be safe in a few hours. Geckos, Automata: No one is even paying attention to me except the kiddos and Rosalia, and none of them have the means to help. Duncan and Mortimer are too caught up in their own shit. 1/10, totally perishing here. Seasons: Everyone in this story needs more rescuing than I do, but no doubt Sophronia and Rhett would come through for me. 12/10 those mobsters are going to find themselves encased in their own personal icebergs. THC: Well, considering they save a few dragons, I'm in good hands. Then the dragons are also on their side. 15/10 those mobsters will come out of that reformed men who want to do good in the world when things are finished. :) Thanks for the ask, Yume! :D Was fun to think about Sinclair driving one of Willie's ships to rescue me only for it to be the most useless rescue mission ever.

[trans-naming-help]

My old fashioned masc lined names:

Edgar

Mo

Terence

Quentin

Rory

Bastien

Owen

Poe

Warner

Albert

Rafferty

Rafe

Rhys

Remington

Wrenleigh

Malakai

Mordechai

Mortimer

[name-and-pronoun-validation]

Can I give some names, I have 3 pages of really cool names that I think people would love:

Tristan

Nicholas

Griffin

Griffith

Frederick

William/Will

Wallace

Walter

Winston

Sebastian

Emmett

Magnus

Francis

Quentin

Rory

Bastien

Bellamy

Bodhi

Caspian

Newton

Edison

Nicholas

Seymour

Barnby

Rupert

Chester

Ernest

Desmond

Maverick

Theodore

August

Oscar

Preston

Ralph

Sherman

Wren

Brian

Owen

Poe

Warner

Albert

Dameron

Rafferty

Rafe

Rhys

Remington

Wrenleigh

Malakai

Mordechai

Mortimer

These look cool, thank you!

[new-names]

My name list, mostly masc and old fashioned 😁

Cyril

Pierce

Leonardo or Leonidus

Beaumont

Valentine

Winston

Vincent or Victor

Malcolm

Leo

Raoden

Leopold

Wyatt

Edgar

Mo

Franklin

Jasper

Kaspar

Terence

Ernest

Beau

Shaun

Bryan

Murphy

Caspar

Ignatius

Maverick

Walton

Constantine

Reuvan

Percy

Lazlo

Dameron

Cassian

Peregrine

Bodhi

Nicholas

Nikolaus

Nickolas

Griffin

Griffith

Frederick

William/Will

Wallace

Walter

Sebastian

Emmett

Magnus

Francis

Quentin

Rory

Bastien

Bellamy

Caspian

Newton

Edison

Seymour

Barnby

Rupert

Chester

Desmond

Theodore

August

Oscar

Preston

Ralph

Sherman

Wren

Brian

Owen

Poe

Warner

Albert

Rafferty

Rafe

Rhys

Remington

Wrenleigh

Malakai

Mordechai

Mortimer

Lou

[holy-musical-bman]

My list of masc and neutral, mainly old timey names for my trans friends or non binary friends

Bastien

Cyril

Pierce

Leonardo or Leonidus

Beaumont

Valentine

Winston

Vincent or Victor

Malcolm

Leo

Raoden

Leopold

Wyatt

Edgar

Mo

Franklin

Jasper

Kaspar

Terence

Ernest

Beau

Shaun

Bryan

Murphy

Caspar

Ignatius

Maverick

Walton

Constantine

Reuvan

Percy

Lazlo

Dameron

Cassian

Peregrine

Bodhi

Nicholas

Nikolaus

Nickolas

Griffin

Griffith

Frederick

William/Will

Wallace

Walter

Sebastian

Emmett

Magnus

Francis

Quentin

Rory

Bastien

Bellamy

Caspian

Newton

Edison

Seymour

Barnby

Rupert

Chester

Desmond

Theodore

August

Oscar

Preston

Ralph

Sherman

Wren

Brian

Owen

Poe

Warner

Albert

Rafferty

Rafe

Rhys

Remington

Wrenleigh

Malakai

Mordechai

Mortimer

Lou

[tojiscrack]

If you dare make Malakai a love interest, I will be very cross 😈

A rap battle will commence!

Sumaya, Sumaya… oh Sumaya😮‍💨, Let me tell you,😡don’t be a fool today-a. Malakai?🖤Nah, he's not even close❌, Megumi’s the one y/n needs the most😎.

But if you dare👺 to push Malakai🐺ahead, I might just drop you on your head🫨. Grave consequences🔪, don’t test my nerve👿, Or you’ll get what you truly deserve😈.

Megumi’s the match,🥰that’s just the rule, Malakai?⛓️⛓️‍💥He’s barely even cool👎🏼. So think real hard🏏before you sway-a😉, Because I won’t be playing🦇, Sumaya👹!

… 😀

[tojiscrack]

KAI AND Y/N SHIPPERS RISE (from beyond the darkest, deepest, emo grave 🪦)

sorry megumi, but kai and y/n are together in every universe. our otp fr 🙌🏼

‘liar, liar’ masterlist here:

WHAT IS THIS NEW SHIP OMG

WHAT IS GOING ON? 😭 if the original anon who came up with this idea doesn’t return and collect her kai/y/n soldiers rn- 💀

poll time for liar liar readers only!!!

[tojiscrack]

MALAKAI WILL PERISHHHHH AND CRUMBLE AT MY FEET AT THE HANDS OF MEGUMI DONT EVEN PLAY. worldstarrrrrrrrrrrr Twitter fight video

(Hi boobooo ilysmmm i hope ur having a good day 🫀🫀😛)

erm-

if malakai was ever a love interest (will he? will he not? 👀) i’m pretty sure megumi would feel REALLY secure in his relationship with y/n 😭 like, he wouldn’t even feel threatened by THAT, iygwim?? 💀 like malakai as his competition guarantees him a win, i think. unless kai pulls out some of that poetic english he speaks in (he’s really good at analysing dark poetry, old poems like my last dutchess or stories with dark themes).

(hello ml, this made me die laughing you have no idea 😭 had the worst day today but made instantly better when i saw this weirdly-detailed message sent by you 😧)

[tojiscrack]

Petition for megumi to beat malakai up

I’M CRYING WHERE DID THIS COME FROM??? 😭😭

[tojiscrack]

Someone mentioned the y/n and Megumi’s kindergarten butterfly story being symbolism for what’s about to happen.

I don’t remember the exact line but one of the butterflies goes and becomes friends with a moth. What if that butterfly is y/n and the moth is Malakai and not Megumi?? Malakai loves the darkness but is attracted to Y/n’s light just like moths.

Possible love triangle between Y/n, Megumi and Malakai the emo? No one would ever expect it, am I right? 😜😏

‘liar, liar’ masterlist here:

this has to be one of the most creative messages i’ve seen yet 😭 trying so hard not to giggle in this silent library PLS IT’S A SKILL 😭

i still haven’t even confirmed this butterfly theory you guys have come up with 😀 but i like watching everyone squirm (the only person exempt from this, apparently, is our lovely anon here who believes malakai is a potential love interest).

but ig you’re right. no one would ever expect that.

after jjk 271, i needed this 🥹

[tojiscrack]

Malakai’s surname being Mortimer just fits.

Also him and Megumi should kiss.

Two emos.

Idk lol

HELP how did this go from malakai x y/n to malakai x MEGUMI?

(excuse the dryness in my response, i can't use emojis on a laptop unfortunately)

but omg??? i'm reeling this is so funny to me LMAOO

[tojiscrack]

guys hear me out....

malakai x yuji

🤯

ALL RIGHT ENOUGH 😭😭😭

ENOUGH.

you weirdos come in with the anon feature just to add more nonsense with malakai 😟

new rule: if you wanna make a WEIRD theory, claim, statement, etc about malakai, YOU DO IT WITH YOUR NORMAL URL.

[tojiscrack]

despite my love gor emos malakai is NOTTTT an exception. That was a moment of weakness and i just had to come to my senses and fully wake up.

Malakai is NOT IT Megumi IS IT dont get it twisted.

ANYWAYS HIII MLMLML I HOPE UR HAVING A GOOD DAY/NIGHT ive been asleep all day.. im like a bear hibernating 😟😟

liar, liar masterlist here:

first and foremost, when i was answering that question by our lovely anon, i did not expect anyone to have that take 😭 but arguably, you little liars have recently had very weird takes regarding him:

the malakai x y/n shippers

the malakai x megumi shippers

having a ‘moment of weakness’ FOR malakai and nearly switching teams? 😭

you make me laugh sm, and you were the first to comment that weird response too so i genuinely laughed out loud when i read it 😀

but ANYWAY, I’VE HAD A GOOD DAY CUZ SCHOOL’S OUT FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK SO I CAN STUDY + WRITE AT MY OWN PACE 🤭 TY FOR ASKING BAE <333

p.s. before i locked in for my exams, i used to hibernate too. the only issue is that i liked it 😔

[tojiscrack]

i knew i had a reason to be scared. AND I WAS LITERALLY RIGHT WHEN I SAID THAT K*** LIKED YN YOU TRICKEDDDD ME

you thought my #malakaisoverparty was crazy you will never hear the end of it from me because KAMO IS GOUNG DOENNNN also i get that megumi didnt wanna be yns tutor but as soon as he popped up saying "oi, mermaid" i would've teleported right into his arms (there goes my babyy)

love uou alwagssssddjwjwjwh hope ur having a good day/night/afternoon/morning/midnight/LMDAO

the way i woke up to everyone going feral over the revelation 😭

this was definitely the best reaction/interaction i’ve ever gotten from a new chapter HAHAHA, i love messing with you guys it’s so funny 😋

pls spare kamo, he’s just a guy with feelings, our nonchalant dread head 😔🤚🏽

(the funniest thing is that the #malakaiisoverparty thing wasn’t even his fault, IT WAS THAT ANON THAT HAS STILL YET TO REVEAL THEMSELVES 😭)

your loyalty to megumi is questionable ‘cause i still haven’t forgotten your moment of weakness for MALAKAI when i posted that visual of him 🤨 (yeah, i still remember that 🌝)

but anyway, i love you back a hundred million times more ml (i’m bunking my study session today ‘cause i wanted to treat myself with all the cute, albeit wild, messages and responses) <333

[tojiscrack]

I thought Kai was gay 😭💀

I AM CRYINGGGG 😭

LIKE I CAN’T BREATHE HOW DID IT COME TO THIS 😭

tears in my eyes choking on my own spit dying and trying to revive at rhe same time-

PLS 😭

no cuz… valid? 😧 like i see the vision. I GET IT 😭 but the issue here is that the flag has too much colour 🏳️‍🌈

not enough black. but yk, knowing him, he’d try and reform it somehow 💀