The way Sister Daniel first interaction with blonde Phil is to start flirting with him.....and Dan ask why are they in a situationship
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GUYS. YO.
WHAT IS WITH THESE HORNY ASKS OMFG I AM JUST. WOW.
LIKE LMFAO BUT LOL ARE YOU ALL OK???????
YOU GUYS ARE LIKE THIS LMFAOOOOO
I MEAN GUYS. DO YOU WANT A STRIPPING GAME OR SMTH????
😭😭😭😭😭😭 Y'ALL ARE SO FUCKING WEAK FOR THIS DUDE ALREADY. THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE 6-7TH ONE THAT INVOLVES THIRSTING OVER KARMA.
JUST IMAGINE I DO KARMA IN A BUNNY OUTFIT??? HOLY CRAP
also guys we're almost at 200 subs! Ty all <3333
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Lately I've been thinking about the human Freddy and how according to the current chronology of Dislyte this absolute BEAST is around 16 to 17 years old and every time I see human Freddy I remember this image:
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if i can add, the sheer number of fics of charles as the bottom or an omega would send that poor straight man to the hospital
I care less about that ngl because I think famous men getting twinkified and impregnated on ao3 is good for the environment and keeps them humble. It's feminism.
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Adding little notes to my Ohnn’s cloaking device art/headcanon
Like I said before, his main expertise is in multiverse studies and dark matter (just shooting myself in the foot here idk the proper terms), not holographic and cosmetics so, if he were to build himself a cloaking device…. It wouldn’t be fully working or not at all
So how does he manage to have one or find the resources/blueprints to make one that is more stable ? I have 2 solutions
Either he stole some tech form Margo Kess/Spider-byte’s univers to create an avatar of himself on him
Or
He could pay a visit to his good old college roommate Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, a mechanical engineer with a talent for VFX and make up
(Basing myself from Earth-616 where they were actual roommates)
He already have a base for his face (his ID card he never updated and photos of himself with Liv) and maybe also his teeth (if Johnny had braces when he was young, he could have still had a mold of his teeth or some records)
And yes, just like a specific tag I saw, it behaves exactly like illusion magic (from the owl house)
And since it’s basically a hologram layer on top of his skin, he can ‘move’ or ‘touch’ his hair/glasses and beard with his hands. He… can’t feel it but it gives a sensation of normalcy
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Thank you for giving Oct a dad bod. I’m tired of reading about middle aged dudes with abs😴
don’t thank me im just doing my job. you’ll never see me writing a man without at least a little bit of tummy and tits. besides why the fuck would octavius have abs he's a random 45 year old with an office job and a decades long smoking addiction and roughly the same eating and sleeping habits as a slightly chubby house cat
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From nowhere, down floats a rather extravagant man. His hardly acceptably buttoned shirt and condescending grin speaks to a level of confidence in every inch of his being.
When he sees Jude, he simply sits down on a chair of swords which spawns from nowhere.
"Oh, the beloved Dr. Mathis~! I hear you're quite the charmer! Do tell, have you shown Ms. Maxwell yet who's the REAL top in your relationship yet~?"
"Wh-Wh-...?!" Unfortunately, Jude's tired and overworked brain doesn't realize what he's seeing until after the bombastic voice sounds. He bolts up on the couch. Who... and what kind of chair is thatー?! Whether this is some caffeine induced dream, or if there really is a devilish ( and dress code violating ) stranger in his living room at four in the morning is anybody's guess but Jude's.
"Huh......?" A painfully awkward silence ensues after he makes that small noise. Because what. Did he. Just. Get askedーー
Naturally, suddenness makes for good slip ups, too.
"H... How did you knー......." And Jude somehow catches on that finishing his sentence might not be the greatest idea. Too late. An embarrassed noise escapes him as he realizes, and his face heats up even more as he's suddenly recalling... earlier activities from tonight. He might've been shy at first, but he was indeed, eventually, on top ofー
"Th-Th-Th-That's private!!" Any louder and the neighbours might hear.
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