#Little kunikida

[littleakito]

Hello! Could I request little!Kunikida headcanons please? It's completely okay if not, though :3

﹙📝﹚︰LiTTLE! KUNiKIDA﹐

୨୧　𓂃 : of course you can ! it’s always so much fun to write new characters hehe,,!

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1　 ﹒　Kunikida is very self-sustained when he’s little, I imagine he doesn’t fully let himself drop most of the time. When it’s necessary, he has no trouble in asking another person from the agency for assistance. (I fear he would put it awfully simple for them, but he still wouldn’t be entirely comfortable with their aid.)

2　 ﹒　If we’re being completely honest, he would document everything. His needs, wants, interests, dislikes, an adequate nap time, when exactly he should eat, each persons skill in caregiving, etc. I believe Dazai has snooped through those things quite a few times, and often flexes how well he knows little Kunikida. ( as if. )

3　 ﹒　Very keen on schedule! If he were to wake up regressed, no matter how old he’s feeling, he’d HAVE to at least try to fulfill it. I imagine he’d fumble over brushing his teeth and using his phone to check in on Dazai, so much so that he often times throws a small fit.

4　 ﹒　At some point, he’s tried to do his work whilst little, despite knowing better. It definitely didn’t take long before someone noticed his change in attitude and devotion. “Heeeyy, Kunikida..?” “Mm..?” “Couldn’t help but notice you’re chewing on your sleeve..!” “… So wha’..”

5　 ﹒　I honestly. really think he’d be a ticklish kiddo… like. like awfully ticklish. that’s it that’s the headcannon.

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never,,, wrote mr.kunikida! I hope this was okay<3 please always let me know if anything I write is canonically incorrect or ooc! thank you!

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[qquokkari]

i watched all of bungou stray dogs in three days and started + caught up with the manga in one and i’m making it everyone else’s problem

[zaerxa]

A day in the ADA 🔎

[kunikiiida-kuuun]

My heart wished to stay here, because it gave me a reason to live ♡

Fukuzawa + The Founding Trio

[riolone-moon]

Trying to figure out how Kunikida would dress as ADA president.

Personally, I don't think he'd use fukuzawa's outfit (or the same style), so I tried to analyze his canon outfits

EDIT: Finished version

[askchuuyanakahara]

Don't worry, Kunikida. Chuuya's just been kidnapped by a crazy doctor and his farmer son to plan a date with Dazai. He's totally fine.

Yosano: "I won't be long."

Kunikida: "There is no escape from Yosano-sensei."

Chuuya: "No one said it was a date."

@bioluminescentcat

Yosano: "You're inviting him over for dinner! It'll just be the two of you! It's the most box-standard date you could get!"

Yosano: "Trust me, that man does NOT run out of things to say when it comes to you."

Yosano: "Can you not grant him at least ONE little date?"

Chuuya: "We might not hate each other as much as we did in the past, but that doesn't change the fact that I.. hate him."

Chuuya: "..."

Yosano: "Chuuya.."

Yosano: "Chuuya?"

[caffeiiine]

kunikidas ideals have the potential to be self destructive and kunikida can be considered passively suicidal, he is also not the polite and respectful man fanon makes him out to be- *gets shot*

[scrimblyscrorblo]

Doodles from a while ago, Ranpoe love child AU

This is Lenore, a clever and rambunctious little 5yr old. I imagine she’s the result of some ability shenanigans

The spitting image of Ranpo with all the ego and impulsive drive a child could have

-> I imagine there’s a possibility she’d be homeschooled or at least wouldn’t have many friends, she’s a bit socially awkward and doesn’t exactly know how to talk to people

[flamie-42]

Dazai: I like women

Chuuya: *exists*

Dazai: ok I like women and this one guy

Kunikida: *exists*

Dazai: ok I like women and these two guys…

Ranpo: *exists*

Dazai: *sigh* ok I like men too…

Sigma: *appears*

Dazai: i fucking give up

[empty1ns1d3]

dazai's bisexual in the way he likes to rizz up women and get manhandled by men

[whathorselegs]

Kunizai AU where marine biologist Kunikida rescues sickly merperson Dazai and nurses him back to health.

Also Dazai is like this big 🤏

He's a sulky little grump, who bites Kunikida whenever he has to untangle Dazai from the plants in his tank. Dazai is that fish that will jump out the tank the moment you open the tank.

Normally, Kunikida's policy would be to release Dazai back into the ocean once he's healthier, but Dazai has tattered fins that never healed properly and it means he doesn't swim that well. So he has to stay in captivity.

Kunikida thinks that Dazai hates him because of how he acts around him, but the first time Kunikida left for longer than a day, Dazai refused to eat anything Katai gave him and sulked in his hide all day. (Yes, his hide is a big princess castle)

[flyolai-brainrot]

silly i spent way too much time on

based off the image below

[littleakito]

HI HI HI HI HI. Angsty Dazai headcanons? Pretty please! With sprinkles on top even!

╰╮﹕★﹒ANGSTY LITTLE! DAZAI HEADCANNONS﹒🩹 TW WARNING.

AVERAGE DAZAI SHENANIGANS (suicide, sh, etc.), MENTIONS OF FORCED INJURY, EXTREME SELF LOATHING & SELF HATRED, DEHUMANIZATION. NOT TO BE READ WHEN REGRESSED (unless you like. hate yourself I guess? do what you want <3)

HEED THE WARNINGS.

୨୧ ：aah! finally getting to this hehehh.. I would have gotten to it sooner! but I need to be in an awfully specific mood to write angst.. tis odd! also! no cherry on top!!?!?! smh… /silly sprinkles are great though, sounds delicious mmmm..

1　 ﹒　Despising pain so much is quite a struggle when your brain has so much hatred towards yourself it begins to physically hurt, they say that once you grow hungry enough, you begin to eat your own heart. Dazai doesn’t have one of those, last he checked. So instead, his body begins to sacrifice his mindset for one of a much, much younger person.

It’s scary, even scarier when your anxiety is running rampant and rapid, coursing through your veins at an all time high. Vulnerability shouldn’t be such a scary thing, but when your most memorable experience with such is having your arms sliced open on a vivisection table, and tubes shoved down your throat, you begin to despise letting people see you as so.. small.

It’s even worse when you mentally feel so little, and the world around you begins to look like tall, scary faces, watching your every move.

2　 ﹒　Being oh so used to tainting all that he touches is rather tough, I feel as if he’s broken a pacifier before and had an absolute panic attack, god forbid someone allows him to hold a cup whilst he’s somewhat fuzzy, things will begin to blur the lines between sitting in Mori’s office, and being right in front of his caregiver.

3　 ﹒　When he betrayed the Port Mafia, he lost Chuuya. I wouldn’t entirely say that Chuuya was his “caregiver”, due to their oh so complicated relationship, but I would say that Chuuya was the closest thing he’s ever had to one. They’re both rotten, but that doesn’t entirely matter when you feel so sweet next to one another.

Whenever Dazai would begin to wish for him by his side, he would grow so much self hatred, how could he want something? How could he ever allow himself that treat of comfort, when he’s done nothing but be an awful, awful human being(? Is he even that, anymore?) towards both himself, and everyone around him.

He’s been biting and snapping at others for so long, that he’s begun to forget he, too, was bitten himself. That sorrow that taints him is a product of another person, who cherished him, yet only for his inability to feel cherished, and understand emotions in the first place, for that matter.

4　 ﹒　After time, if he ever began to feel even a little more comfortable in that state, he would begin to have extreme night terrors of his regression. He would begin to despise it, anything that brings him comfort should be banished, after-all. If he had a specific love for a certain toy or drink or stuffie, he would cry himself to sleep in a corner without it, all in punishment for existing in the first place.

If whatever god is out there created Dazai with the purpose of making a self loathing success of a black hole, destined to be hungry for love whilst tainting those around him, for all of eternity, they certainly are a master in their field.

୨୧ ：projected a lil too hard with my lil man methinks, anywho, I hope this is okay and at least partially in character! thank you sososo much for your request, ash! ‘twas fulfilling!

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[kunikiiida-kuuun]

Compilation of some of my favorite Kunikida BSD wan moments

1. Kunikida and Atsushi going camping together on a father-son bonding trip

2.1. Kunikida's dream Armed Detective Agency

2.2. Kunikida getting drunk and ripping off his sleeves

3. Kunikida concerned when 'Dazai' texted "I want to die" and trying to reach out to him.

3. Planning a beach trip for the agency, truly the leader.

4. Kunimom

Bonus: Dazai wants to hypnotize Kunikida and reverse his personality and imagines a "relaxed" Kunikida.

[opikiquu]

episode 1 of bungo stray dogs i think

[nihilo-sensei]

Stray Thoughts on Bungo Stray Dogs: 55 Minutes [SPOILERS]

I just finished the amazing 55 Minutes light novel. These are some thoughts I occasionally typed out as I was reading.

(If you haven't read the novel this is all going to sound batshit.)

Casually admitting to breaking into the weather bureau because a weather report was wrong is a top-10 Kunikida moment.

Dazai giggling in trash cans reminds me of the laughing honey pot from the "Heffalumps and Woozles" sequence in Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day.

Poor Atsushi bombing at improv in front of the thieves while trying to stall for Kunikida to show up.

Okay, so we can add "Watched everything I know and love perish before dying myself in an earlier timeline, having the memory imprinted on my present self, and redoing an investigation from the beginning with a new ulterior goal with millions of lives hanging in the balance" to Atsushi's extensive list of traumas.

Kunikida puts just as much faith in Dazai as Atsushi does.

Atsushi taking the time to scare Dazai is such a little brother move.

Dazai immediately getting Atsushi back is such a big brother move.

Oh my god, Atsushi and Akutagawa died together in the other timeline! And now this timeline's SSKK are imprinted-memories-of-a-localized-apocalypse buddies! I can totally be normal about that. Maybe.

Oh good, Atsushi gets to embarrass himself twice when dealing with the thieves. At least he handled it well the second time around.

Jesus, how much pudding did Dazai force-feed a guy for it to qualify as torture?

Nice to know that canon!Atsushi and (presumably) BEAST!Atsushi share stealth skills. Makes sense. They both snuck into the kitchen to make themselves a decent meal at an orphanage that would beat them for just breathing.

Confirmation that Atsushi is "covered in scars" beyond the two burns on his torso, meaning that he only recently inherited the tiger's powers of regeneration.

Higuchi celebrating getting a compliment from Akutagawa is adorable.

I love watching Atsushi grow as an actual detective. It's easy to miss because he's often around Dazai and Ranpo, but I've always maintained that he's pretty smart in his own right. He figures a lot of things out for himself.

Kunikida heading the "How to save Dazai if he dies" committee is very sweet.

It's funny how the easiest way to get SSKK to get along in the early days was for a villain to suggest that they could get along.

"Finish it. Bring him peace." Damn, Aku.

That last bit with Wells… Fuck.