#Little business

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

[pebblume]

let the old men kiss! (whoa who said that??)

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[lotus-pear]

SIGHHHH BSD REREAD…................I MISS THEM SO MUCH :(((

[inknose]

constructive criticism

[lil-lemon-snails]

[awetfrog]

why are they both so damn purple

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[bigfatbreak]

I honestly can't wait to see Adrien's reaction to the whole engagement thing. I wonder whether he will get jealous and just. Not completely, if at all, understand where it comes from. He just wants to hang out with his dear friend Marinette it's not like her engagement changes anything, right? And meanwhile his fae hindbrain is seething.

P.S. your posts made me want to go read lukanette fics after not engaging with the fandom (besides your comics) at all for *checks watch uh clock uh calendar* 4 years. Thank you<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

honestly before the jealousy even forms, the abandonment trauma hits like a freight train and he almost falls apart

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike is suspicious of Lefty…

[seagreenlaurin]

sweet dreams 🌙⭐️

[pebblume]

pots n picks week day 1: breakfast

[transyashiro]

[triona-tribblescore]

Sometimes I forget im allowed to draw him going a lil crazy 😌✨

[niftysaurus]

freakuna

[iztea]

i like dressing her up

[zephyrchama]

A random headcanon idea popped into my head about Obey Me! demons with sharp nails. Not necessarily pointy looking, but generally sharp.

Maybe they're naturally sharp because they normally grow in that way, or maybe it's because Asmodeus likes to file the edges down until they're comparable to a fine blade.

An MC with light scratches all over their body because the brothers can't keep their hands to themselves and any little slip-up will leave a mark. Beelzebub wipes sauce off your cheek and leaves a scratch. Asmodeus grabs your hand and accidentally draws blood from your palm. Leviathan pats you on the head and leaves a scrape. You have small injuries from high fives and being picked up and sometimes the brothers just like to tally up how many marks they've personally made on you.

Lucifer and Barbatos keep their gloves on around you constantly, meaning you hardly ever get to see their hands. Some demons might try to file their nails blunt so as not to hurt you, but it just makes their nails weirdly abrasive and more likely to get caught on things.