#Like Phil we know it's for you

[mellotronmkll]

This is so awesome

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[psychicbby]

imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.

[babygirlphil]

Dan and Phil seem to have shifted from keeping their relationship completely private to constantly flaunting their insanely in tune, soulmate-level connection. I don't know what inspired the change but I want them to keep flexing on us forever

[zharizard666]

the tackle glomp of '09

[bitchslapblastoids]

Was thinking about how much of a normo I come across as irl, how I’ve felt a lil odd person out at their shows bc of being a bit older (29) and looking so aggressively normal, how generally confused people in my life would be if they knew about my d&p obsession, how thoroughly i mask weirder traits and essentially codeswitch to suit the mainstream, etc.

i feel kind of fish out of water when I imagine how all the people that populate my tumblr phandom ecosystem are likely presenting to the world irl (I.e. more visibly queer, counterculture, and so on). But then I think maybe the most visible phannies are the ones with the most curated, alt, deliberate daytoday lewks/style? So maybe what I’m picturing is off base? But then I’m also basing this off of what audiences look like in audience footage, m&gs, etc.

Sooooooo i would like to know… do you guys feel like you present as someone who may be Deeply Online and obsessed with two gay nerds from the internet? Or do you hide it and fly under the radar, masking as a total normy and living a double life?

(To clarify I don’t mean you’re like out and about wearing the fringes boob sweatshirt lol I more mean vibes and overall lewk yk?)

[amid-fandoms]

i'm sorry but if i went on a getaway holiday with only my bro dude bestie friend and came back with a brand new album with hits like 'phantasy island, 'shove an ice cube all the way', 'danaconda', 'philacolada', 'SPF 69', 'do not disturb' and 'blondes have more fun' i would literally have to dig a hole in the ground to hide in from shame after sharing too fucking much

[dnphan]

"y'all don't know."

pls can i get daniel howell to STOP complaining about phil lesters DICK SIZE?? HELLO WTF??

[philyuri]

the thing about dan and phil is that they did hard launch. like they did do it. 15 years ago without yet knowing who exactly they were hard launching to (millions of people years in the future). but they did do it. did you miss the memo? did you not hear?

[ahappydnp]

being a full adult during ii was so funny

like just sat there while dan and phil worked it out in the remix with the 14 year olds who were yelling at them to kiss

[personthattoleratesme]

Dnp recreating their own relationship in the sims not once but twice is so funny to me, like Devan was already clearly meant to be them and now they’ve paired Dalien up with the most Dan looking boy in school when he had several other options

[purpurussy]

can we talk about this i feel like we didn't talk about this properly. the fact that dan owns a pair of tabi shoes haunts me. he probably has a pair of those iconic margiela tabi boots right

like these ones. dan stop being a coward bring out the tabis. i wanna see what he does with them

[nebulaedaniel]

my favorite phannie thing is when people decide that dan and phil are doing something small on purpose to fuck with us (like the hoodie strings rn) as if dnp don’t tell us the same anecdotes a billion times

[phlondsbian]

part of me thinks that if they could hard launch to only phannies without getting anyone else involved they would do it just because their most insane shit happens when they know it’s just us watching

[snailsandstrawberries]

do you think dan was a bit scared to step onto the stage as sister daniel in antwerp? because we had all hyped him up in the videos but this was live this was different of course he wouldnt know how we would react!! and do you think something in him healed when we all screamed our heads off, show after show?

[blondephil]

actually. upon reflection. phil saying ‘why can’t two bros just tackle each other’ in that tone is. very telling. giving “we know you know.”