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unatunayt · 2 years ago

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✨Him✨

#no but he looks so good #like i did not expect this #Im sorry mom #i crave the clown man #actually kinda hyped for this now #one piece #one piece live action #one piece day #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #op buggy

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dairyminki · 1 year ago

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WTF WDYM CHOI SAN GENTO CHALLENGE?? AND IT WILL BE UPLOADED LATER?

#like i did not expect this #but makes sense #since theyre coming here next month for their con #soooo #elle.txt

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vulpinesaint · 2 months ago

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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive #for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting #I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit #anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you #i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3 #uquiz #my uquizzes #my quizzes #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #uquiz link #quiz link #quizzes #quiz #is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience #^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience

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trilliath · 11 hours ago

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Incredibly funny when two of your background ensemble cast OCs decide to let you know that they are somewhat surprisingly quite heterosexual, and in fact have staggeringly intense chemistry with one another - in what is an entirely non-toxic but slightly complicated pining-heavy mentor/mentee fem!dom H/C thing about to happen if you would just tilt the POV character's attention slightly to the left.

#Like I did not expect this #But - He's twice her size but she's a tough ass bitch so she dragged him to the extraction even though his skull was cracked open #Turned into his “Please. Can you tell me - my TL? Is she okay?”#And “Good job not dying kid - that would've fucked her up - you know she's only tough on you because she thinks you have real potential”#And her “I know you can't tell me until after the statements get taken fuck just - Leo. The big idiot farm boy. Alive?”#And suddenly it turned out he's Down So Bad for her and how she's always pushing him to be better and giving him (overtly mean) attention #And actually he has an entire journal of sweet love letters about how cool she is that he never sent and fantasies #and diary entries about all the times she told him she was waiting to be impressed and how much he liked it when she cursed him out #and her being very much Refusing To Acknowledge She Thinks He's Hot And Sweet He's Over Ten Years Younger Than Her And IsHer Subordinate FF #and "Oh Fuck Why Does This Feel So Natural To Pull His Hair And Say Mean Things When He Gets On His Knees For Me Why Is He Smiling WTFF #thoughts on writing #gotta love those side OCs never know what they're going to get up to

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riverside-lavender · 11 months ago

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found this on my monthly tiktok scroll. i think we should add murder too.

#sdv #stardew valley #edit: added alt text #i wasn’t expecting this to blow up like it did lol

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artilite · 4 months ago

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starclan's grace <3

gorgeous designs by @dropespeon ! GO CHECK THEM OUT!!!

#this is actually about 4 months old HELP #i was kind of embarrassed to post any of my cat/furry siffrin art for the longest time #and then today i was like #okay but what if i did whatever i want forever #and i was like. okay <3 yay <3 #ANYWAY. expect a little more cat siffrin #it's how i play touys :)#artilite #isat #artilite art #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat siffrin #isat fanart #isat loop #warrior cats

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scoutzone · 2 months ago

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scout being the father he never had i'm going to fucking cry

#tf2 #spoilers #spy face reveal was something i did not expect like at all #does this mean we are finally gonna get an accurate maskless spy model? i hope so #and the mistery of scout's last name is solved :)#jesus christ i am so happy

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spitblaze · 9 months ago

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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 4 months ago

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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

#HALLOWEEN #halloween the movie #michael myers #do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters #i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes #there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk #yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else #mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance #solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill #like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it #also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted #you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her #it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man #no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way

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mourn-and-watch · 3 months ago

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ekko describing jinx from his timeline to powder as someone who's just different but whose ideas change the world. jayce saying to machine herald!viktor that his imperfections are a part of everything that made him so admirable. powder getting mesmerized when she sees different timeline!ekko before he leaves. jayce building his whole life around the idea he got from different timeline!viktor when he saved him. love does transcend reality after all

#sorry for arcaneposting. really didn't expect it would hit me this bad #and like. with the parts i didn't care about as much in s1 #it really took one episode to sell me timebomb. two to make me more than casual jayvik enjoyer #and i'm usually a hater of alternative timeline/reality plotlines because they often get too convoluted and messy #but oh boy did they make it beautiful enough to make me forget to care about logic and continuity. idgaf honestly. i love that love is real #jayvik #timebomb #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane s2 spoilers

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

#my art #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #trigun #trigun vash #vash #tristamp #trigun stampede fanart #trigun fanart #idk the tags fr this fandom sorry its babys first trigun #im not abandoning jjk but expect more other stuff sprinkled in!! including trigun <333 including him <3 #ANYWAY IM SOOOOO NORMAL ABTHIM IM SO NORMAL I PROMISE #im lying im sorry im feral about him i want unspeakable things done 2 him it was over the moment i heard his voice #but [redacted] thoughts aside #hes so fun to draw oh my god how did they make a character Exactly For Me how did they make one that ticks all my boxes #hes blond but like i can work with it i will get good at rendering blond hair for him <333 hes worth it <333333 #i was cruisin along mindin my business having fun learning how 2 draw him and then i get 2 the arm . +24hrs to total drawtime #all my cheats ...my safety net of being able 2 use flesh to disguise th fact that u dont reeeeally know where tendons or joints go...#out th window. this prosthetic is practically an anatomically correct model. u can see EVERYTHINg #put my entire me into trying to figure it out h i think it is ok i think i like it #god i rly cant get over how he's just a combination of all the fun parts of drawing yuuji megumi AND gojo #he is the center of their triple venn diagram and i am EATING HIM ALIVE #sorry ill calm down .... fr now.... smile :)

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floweroflaurelin · 3 months ago

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I’ve seen people drawing life series members in the Arcane art style and I wanted to give it a shot, so here’s Jizzie! It was a really fun exercise—who should I do next?

#ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #trafficblr #joel smallishbeans #lizzie ldshadowlady #jizzie #arcane #life series #ldshadowlady fanart #smallishbeans fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #mcytblr #floweroflaurelin art #this was harder than I expected but I feel like I did a really good job hahahaha

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just-an-enby-lemon · 7 months ago

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The thing about jonmartin is that Martin wants to be a romantic, he loves poetry and probably watches romance but for him it is a fantasy, a silly game he plays. Martin is at his core very cynical. Things don't work out for him so he doesn't really belive in romance, it is a pretty dream but that's it. He is pratical and realist. Dating Jon he has to remind himself it is real and he actually struggles with romantic gestures, it is something he has to remind himself to do, to remind himself he can do even and honestly who even has the energy and what if Jon doesn't even like it?

Jon on the other hand wants to be cynical. His first coping mechanism was pretend the things he was afraid of weren't real and goddam if he isn't afraid of love. It didn't really work to him so far so it's easy to pretend he doesn't care. But he is a romantic at heart. He saw love and he read about it and he has enough evidence that it is undeniable. And to be honest Jon was always to much a bunch of mushy feelings hidden in a grumpy (and bitter and afraid) trench coat. Dating Martin he has to hold himself so he isn't too much. He plays the grumpy unromantic guy at first. But he just can't stop giving flowers and planing dates (this is the guy that saw a theme park on a fear domain and considered how he wanted to take Martin to a romantic ferris whell date [until he discovered Martin was afraid of them]) and making all the silly things one does when in love.

TR: Martin is deep down very cynical about love but wants to/pretends to be a romantic and Jon is deep down very romantic but wants to/pretends to be cynical about love.

#that's also to say Martin is definitivaly the one forgeting important dates #wich is more complicated cause jon consider random things important #like jon has no expectation that martin will actualy do something to celebrate 'the aniversary of the first time you got me flowers'#but he will circle the date and give martin a flower and martin will go 'is this jon being silly or did i forgot our birthday again'#until jon just stops circling it on calendars so martin won't be anxious #jon is romantic enough that he is fine being the only one that rememberz #remember guys jon asked if they would find each other in every universe #jon belived he and martin would always be together #martin belived it was a miracle they were together once a great miracle but a miracle #tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #jonmartin #jmart #teaholding

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keferon · 5 months ago

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Biblically accurate Blurr~

Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg