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rodimus hard at work en la oficina

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It really is hard doing nothing all day while ignoring paperwork and balancing pens on your nose

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i don't doubt for a moment this has been done 1 million times but thinking about Starscream redemption arc scenario where he gets so mad at Megatron he decides to become an Autobot just to spite him

other Autobots on board once they realise it's not a trick. he's an invaluable ally. he is dishing out all the dirt on the Decepticons ranging from military secrets to every time he's seen Megatron pratfall.

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i dont want a "career" i should be someone's loyal and gay dog

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Halloween 2016

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she let me hit because i’m- [i remember she didn’t actually let me hit] [i remember she never really existed] [i remember the accident] oh my god the accident…

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"the club" isn't a real place. "clubs" are real. I've been to clubs, with their loudness of talking and loudness of music and actually pretty good cocktails and drinking until you think you can dance. none of them have ever been "the club." the club is erewhon, utopia, a dream of finding a reprieve from suffering and loneliness in pleasure. maybe he should be at "the club," but he cannot. we can none of us be there. also the cocktails were probably overpriced.

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Could I possibly get a Cheetor clay kitty?

Cheetor beloved kitty <3

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affirmation

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Remember how we used to call saul

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Smosh everywhere!!!

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*me, literally sick with want* whatever

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起承あくび結

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"if you dont ask the answer is always no" yeah but what if the answer is no plus they think im weird for asking. did you ever consider that in ur stupid fucking philosophy