#Life post

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Had a dream last night I don't remember much about but the Doctor and the Master were feuding again and as part of his evil plan the Master was just skipping it the entire story like

[surrah698]

Change... 😳

[allegedly-human-uwu]

Growing up I never understood how an entire village could have beef with this lil guy just bc he cant sing

BUT THEN i moved into a neighbourhood with a postman who treats his daily rounds as a (poor) audition for the voice and god, do I get it now

[sematarygatesx]

picked up this lil hedgehog guy at ikea today he's so fucking cute

[m00wd]

The Soul Keeps What The Mind Tries To Forget.

[thotsforvillainrights]

Anyone wanna see the 5 pics of me from the con? Bout the 2nd time I've ever gone without cosplaying. Maybe next year I'll get back on track

[leam1983]

"Assume" makes an ass out of U and me...

It's the dead of summer, which for me equals Sweaty Toes Season. It also means Foot Fungus Alert Season, too. Athlete's Foot loves me like Jerry Lee Lewis loved his cousin, and it's as creepy as it sounds.

So, I'm at the drugstore yesterday, after my shift, and notice that the only stock of clotrimazole left is in the "pink aisle", to uncharitably refer to women's health products. Seeing as the same thing that handles yeast infections absolutely chews through Athlete's Foot, I pick up a tube and drop by the counter. The kid at the register is maybe eighteen at best, and she gives me an odd look.

"Is there something wrong?" I ask.

She shrugs, trying to play off her surprise - and her slight disgust. "Nothing; it's just that you're sort of young to be using a walker - and that's women's stuff."

I smile with teeth. "I see. Well, the uncharitable answer to both questions would have to be 'Nunya', but I could also mention that there's no molecular difference between general antifungal and clotrimazole cream that's specifically marketed for the treatment of yeast infections. It's the same thing, just packaged in two different tubes - with the Pink Tax applying for the second one."

She blinks. "You're not a doctor, how do you know?"

I blink back. "How do you know I'm not a doctor? Should I look like Hugh Laurie and pack a cane instead of a walker?"

The poor kid is in the weeds. "So... You're a doctor?"

My smile widens. "No, actually. Now is the part where you ask me what Nunya is."

"What's Nunya?"

"Nunya Business. And I'll be paying with debit, thanks."

[froggychair05]

I hope you're doing well

I am, thanks!! I had a very positive interaction at work today!

I had the doughnuts that I’d reduced sitting on my cart in the back (I usually take them up once the bread goes in the oven) and a guy walked up to the counter (I recognized him, he was there last week, I think) and he was like “you got any special doughnuts back here?”

So I was like, “yeah, these are reduced, which ones do you want?”

And he goes, “I’ll take all of them” which was AWESOME because it meant less work for me!

So I went and cleaned the roll bins and the doughnut case, just like every day, and I saw him again on his way out and he was like “thank you, young lady, have a nice day!” so I was like “you too!”

I love it when people are nice at work :D

I hope you’re doing well, too 🥰

[onbearfeet]

Fuuuuuck I think I'm getting sick.

*crawls into blanket nest with monsters, bears, and wollufs*

Send tea and fanfics.

[sunfishsquid]

We're going swimming, man the ride here was long, glad it was over

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Yall please help me manifest a healthy spine I fucked uppppp

[wordsoup420]

I think the kitten is learning to wag his tail from the dogs

[elle-rph]

I’ll be fine, I just gotta scream into the void for a second

[allegedly-human-uwu]

Favourite part of sending memes to my bf:

[sematarygatesx]

finally snowed where I live today best fucking day ever