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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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dknightlight · 2 years ago

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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

#daily life of high school boys #anime #meme #rock memes #this is just what girls are like

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sinensis26 · 2 months ago

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You all need to hear this:

1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and

2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.

#crafts #diy #sewing #knitting #crochet #clay sculpting #who cares #live your best life #youre amazing #punk rock #rebel

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srlgemstone · 16 days ago

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Potamon sp. Crab Fossil; Pleistocene Epoch (2.58 - 0.012 MYA)

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mewdivorce · 1 year ago

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a personal favourite bit of dialogue

#edit: anyone in the notes ever listen to danish rock band mew's breakout 2003 album 'frengers'?#because we have made bad life decisions. he never ceased to be real as hell #.txt #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi

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boxofoxberry · 2 months ago

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"the ending is yours" but she didn't want it to be

#wild life spoilers #wild life smp #life series #life smp #trafficblr #traffic smp #pearlescentmoon #pearlescentmoon fanart #impulsesv #impulsesv fanart #geminitay #geminitay fanart #the whole 'i'm so lost' bit destroyed me dude #ugghh ughgjgghf kicks a rock #curse of her allies dying before her again what if i cried #and then there's gem #fruut salad #fox favourites

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von2dutch · 8 months ago

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5 STAR

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apollos-boyfriend · 2 years ago

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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.

and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.

and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive

#icarus speaks #i fully believe she's correct btw #they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work #cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think #but oh honey you have a big storm coming #side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭#bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly #also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world #they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible

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nedlittle · 2 months ago

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#ice ice baby #polls #pls rb i want a good sample size #we can't ALL die of scurvy it's not mathematically possible! someone has to succumb to exposure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i could have included sooooo many more medical ailments i am being restrained #it could be its own separate poll #anyway so many of these are me and i would love to die of some horrible disease but i would fall into a crevasse #i do not look where i walk and there have been multiple occasions in my life where i have unintentionally climbed into a ravine & got stuck #one of which i had to us tree roots to climb up a rock face and i should have fallen and died #the other option was getting washed away by the tide lmao #and i was too embarrassed to call my boss for help #hi andrea can you send a boat to come get me i'm stuck at the bottom of hole in the wall and can't get back up #greatest (s)hits

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strazcenter · 1 year ago

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Not to Drop Names, But …

Name-dropping in conversation is annoying. Name-dropping in song is, well, that can be pretty annoying too. We’re looking at you, “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” We’ll light the fire if someone will tie this song to a stake. (We won’t even look at Maroon 5’s “Moves Like Jagger.” Die in a ditch, “Moves Like Jagger”!) Sometimes it’s done a bit more artfully. In Taylor Swift’s debut single, “Tim…

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saydesole · 9 months ago

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African Waist Beads

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surqrised · 2 months ago

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You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

Chris Rock

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golswia · 22 days ago

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apology dance continues 🧡

#supreme archangel aziraphale retiring #for the love of his life #I think in this au #Crowley colors never fully returned #a sore reminder for Aziraphale #good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #crowley #golswia art #golswia #s3au #bearded aziraphale #i draw him that way while being fully aware #that Crowley totally would grow long ass merlin beard #and HE WOULD ROCK IT

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yamada-ryo · 3 months ago

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Not directly related to mizu5 but like. I'd probably get this as a shirt.

Like why don't anime merch companies realise that I (and others I presume) would rather just have clothes that the character is wearing. Just some article of clothing of the character be it a jacket or shoes or even just a T-shirt with a simple, kinda crappy but endearing design on it. I don't want some T-shirt that has a full print of a character's official art printed on it. I want what they have.

#test #bocchi the rock did this right by making the kessoku band shirt #and then making the same shirt in real life #mizuki akiyama #proseka #project sekai #mizu5

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gascreates · 5 months ago

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a new star

#i been thinkin about the asteroid again #i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal #like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye #like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different #how long did it take the asteroid to reach us #at what point was the impact inevitable #like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry #yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth #how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet #can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is #can i please talk about that layer of pain #can i mourn when i see it #or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks #ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so #but it's too late #yall get to suffer with me #dinosaurs

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hearts4caimsey · 1 month ago

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Been thinking about them lately

#shiny duo #chu is epic #chu art #art #doodle #wild life #fanart #pearlescentmoon fanart #geminitay fanart #life series #life series fanart #meme ig #cookie #gempearl #bugs when you lift up a rock #I miss c!aimsey

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