#Level: impossible

[bird-prince-art]

i think we're gonna have to kill this guy, anakin

[nobrain-onlysteven]

Maybe I’m reading too much into things, but Jason covering the back of his head and neck when he thinks he’s back with the Joker seems a little too intentional

[shadowqueenjude]

Friendly reminder that not only would Elriel not be a forbidden romance, but LUCIEN ALREADY DID THE FORBIDDEN ROMANCE (with Jesminda), and not only did it end badly, but Azriel can only DREAM of doing that shit as well as Lucien did it.

[zagreusapollyon]

OK but an au where Ford is the kids grandfather, and by some weird ass shenanigans they end up under the care of shermie and all that jazz.

Like, imagine how much worse that would be for Stan.

Like, these kids are the grandchildren of the twin brother he thinks has been doomed to an eternity of being lost in the multiverse, and they are quite literally the reflection of him and Ford.

Dipper is a smart boy with so much thirst for knowledge and to find secrets unknown to others, who looks at the world with an ambition unmatched in any kids his age.

Then there's Mable, a loud and kind, happy girl, an imagination so vast that baffles everyone, shining brightly like the sun as it brightens the world with light and warmth.

This two are gonna be a stab in a heart to Stan whenever he even looks at them.

Now I kinda imagine Ford sleeping with someone in college and having a kid, then his kid ends up being adopted by shermie and raised as his, so his grandchildren don't really know Ford is their grandpa.

But damn, imagine Ford coming back and finding out he's a fucking old ass bitch and a grandfather.

Also, the guilt of having a kid he didn't know about all his life, seeing his grandchildren and just realizing that "Oh shit, I wasted so many years of my life on creating that damn portal, that I forgot what having a family is like"

This has to be another level of heartbreak lol.

Also, Bill kinda liking these kids and wanting to use them as a kind of doll to create his own twisted reality where he and ford never break up.

Bill you fumbled hard pls get over it-

[nocanonhere]

Listen….Theo………this line delivery was kind of illegal.

[thegroundhogdidit]

why the hell are there so many archways in the dubai set. what are they for. louis and armand be normal challenge

[maybeinanotherworld]

we are not the same: you are the son of every dressing-up box, and I am time itself, I slow to let you play, I steal the hours and turn the night into day

[arcane-vagabond]

This photoshoot in general is very Road to Perdition!Jake too

[eight-cats-in-a-box]

I did some Megs fluff bc I was bored

No use of Y/N, Cybertronian reader, unspecified Megs

Megatron x reader

No warnings that I can think of

Enjoy

"Megatron? Are you awake?"

Megatron looked up blearily, mildly confused and more than a little pissed. Both of these things faded to make way for concern when he saw who had disturbed his rest- he could never be angry at you.

"Yes, I'm awake. What is it, sweetspark?"

He untangled himself from the blankets, and as he walked over to where you were standing, Megatron saw tear-tracks running down your face. His spark sank as he came to the only logical conclusion- that your recharge had been haunted by the horrors conjured as you slept. “Nightmares again?”

A nod was all the confirmation Megatron needed to wrap you in a bone-crushing hug. He heard you say something, but it was lost, having fallen on deaf audials. He asked you to say it again, and you murmured, more audibly this time, "Is it okay if I recharge with you tonight?"

His optics widened, surprise etched across his face. But it certainly wasn't a request he would turn down. "Of course, darling." Megatron carefully scooped you up, minding your kibble, and deposited you on his berth, clambering in after you.

Megatron tugged the blankets over you both, pausing his movements as you snuggle close to his chassis. He could swear he felt his cold spark melting at the sight of his sweet conjunx-to-be cuddled up against him. "Better?"

He felt you nod against him, your audial pressed soundly to the metal above his sparkchamber. "That's good. Try to get some rest, sweetspark." Megatron felt you freeze against him, and concern welled up in him. "What's wrong?"

"Did...did you just call me sweetspark?" Megatron blinked. It seemed an odd question, but perhaps you simply hadn't heard him right. "Why do you ask?" His voice is quiet in the dark room, rumbling like thunder.

"...No reason. Just surprised is all..." You sighed quietly. "I'm still a little bit...not-used to the nicknames and stuff." His engine revs, coursing through his frame, and displeasure flickering through him. "I see. Well, perhaps I should use them more often," Megatron grumbled, pressing a gentle kiss to your forehelm. "I see no reason not to. You are certainly worth it, my dear." He smiled as he heard you snort, pressing more kisses against your faceplate. “Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would fly into a cliff for you.”

You gasped. "Megs! Don't you dare!" He laughed. "And why not, darling? If it would save you from harm, I'd do it in a sparkbeat." he murmured gently, and snickering when he heard your affronted noise.

"No. No flying into cliffs! You'd scare me too bad and I'd think you died or something!" You scolded him, flicking his nose. He laughed fully, pressing his derma to yours. "Are you comfortable?"

You rolled your optics. "Yes, I am comfortable," you giggle. “You’re a good pillow.” He snorted at that. "Oh, am I now. Well, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. I knew it was a matter of time before you'd demote me." Megatron snickered as he felt you smack him playfully, wrapping his arms around you carefully and nuzzling against your finial.

You sighed, content. "You and me are going to rule the world. Just you wait," he murmured against your audial. He pressed a gentle kiss to your derma, smiling when he felt your engine purr. "But for now, recharge. You are safe here, with me- and nothing will change that."

Masterlist

[orcarnage]

Wingless Hawk

[badlyblurry]

Just finished A Fumble in the Dark’s main game.

Love that Dooley is canonically a pixel taller than McQueen

[anamericangirl]

"Being pro choice is about the greater right"

A Texas court just ruled that state abortion bans do not need to make exceptions in cases where an abortion is medically necessary to save the life of the mother, so there goes that argument.

Even when it's directly infringing upon the mother's right to life, the fetus is still more important to you people.

Fucking die you rotten scumbag.

I bet you'll be spouting off some bullshit response like "but abortion is never medically necessary" despite the fact that idea is completely fucking wrong and just some blatant lie you people use to cope with the fact you're creating hell on Earth.

Well, I say it's never medically necessary because it's true and no amount of your ignorant vitriol will change that. It's true regardless of whether you want it to be or not. You, like most pro-aborts, really do not know anything about pregnancy, abortion or human rights despite how hostile and vicious you get towards anyone who is pro-life. You care enough to spew hate, insults and wishes of violence but don't care enough to do the bare minimum of research.

And also, the Texas abortion law has exceptions for the life of the mother so you're not even right regarding the issue you're foaming at the mouth about.

I know you're talking about Kate Cox and you just do not understand this issue even a little bit. Her life wasn't in danger so that's not what the court ruled. You don't understand what happened here even a little bit.

You are also very wrong about the right to life. So you can add that to the lengthy list of things you're uneducated on. Not being allowed an abortion is never a direct infringement on the right to life of the mother because abortion doesn't save lives and is not a prescribed treatment for any life threatening condition. Intentionally killing an innocent child, however, is a direct infringement on the right to life of that child so if you really cared about the right to life that should bother you.

In summary, every single thing you stated is objectively incorrect and you don't know what you're talking about.

You can continue to behave in a rabid manner if you like and spew hate and vitriol and call me names and wish death on me because I understand that's the only way you can argue since you don't have anything passing for knowledge on the subject and every single fact is against you so you really have nothing else but it doesn't make you right. No matter how angry you get and how much hate and nonsense you spew you will still be just as wrong.

And it's not even opinion based. You would know you were wrong if you had bothered to actually read about these things you pretend to care so much about.

[homeofthemany]

Hi there! 👋 It's really nice to see you posting about Kickin' It 😊 I discovered the show only recently on Disney+ (I was a bit too old for watching Disney XD during the original airing) and loved it, and I was surprised to see that the fandom isn't as active on here as I expected, but it's lovely to see your analysis of the show 💖

AWW THIS IS SO SWEET :D!! thank you!!!

and yes totally!! i was also very surprised to see that the fandom was so quiet, especially because the lab rats cult still seems pretty active. i'm glad you enjoyed the show! kickin' it was a huuuuge part of my childhood LOLLL

some rambling under the cut that i sectioned off to make this nicer to look at T__T RAHHH I TALK TOO MUCH

even back when i was watching it as it aired, i have always adored the idea of taking these kids shows and recontextualizing them with fun sad little headcanons, usually taken from the reinterpretation of canon evidence. i think that's what kickin' it is best for, in my opinion!

i adore lab rats & mighty med [shows involving loads of physical danger; both commonly associated with kickin' it, if you're unfamiliar with them!] but those shows don't need a lot of help to become "darker" if that makes sense. there's enough daily life or death going on with their circumstances, so i think taking kickin' it and playing around with the emotional nuance of things is suuuper fun from an uncensored, adult perspective.

i haven't roamed too far outside of canon yet but i have a lot of thoughts about the cast & their potential mental struggles that i'm looking forward to posting about sometime soon. to me, kickin' it is a show about rudy & the troubled kids he provides a safe space for in his dojo. (:

[akito-shinonome-daily]

🎤 day 221 🎵

➥ today’s akito is from the awake now 2DMV!!

[shadowqueenjude]

You like Coriolanus Snow? You must be a genocide apolo-

[nico-di-genova]

Matching icons for you and your fellow freaky boytoy.