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MY CANCELED WIFE IS INTERVIEWING?????
#HE'S THERE?!?!?!#I've missed sprint and fp1#WHY DID NO ONE SAY HE WAS THERE#nico rosberg#f1#belgian gp 2025
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SAY IT WITH ME NOW
Belgium馃棧takes馃棧care馃棧of馃棧her馃棧own馃棧
#LANDO POLE BABY LET'S GO#my belgian waffle#Let's not think of max......#f1#lando norris#belgian gp 2025
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Belgium takes care of her own it seems馃馃徎
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Here I am, once again, asking you guys to cut me some slack for being forever delusional, because max verstappen continues to be max verstappen
#I keep going oh well maybe he's really out of it now#And then he goes hey. Remember who tf i am? Cuz I do#Then boom. I am once again delusional and fully sure that the 5th is happening#Anyways beautiful sprint. I hate myself for missing it but max won and lando didn't lose a position. Onto quali now#That overtake in the beginning?#Moments like this I giggle and kick my feet at the thought of people being humbled and remembering the best car ain't the best driver#Hehe#Anyways#f1#max verstappen#belgian gp 2025
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norstappen home race pls be good to me馃檹
#together they are a full belgian#i am having one of the most stressful times of my life#if a ver/nor p1 doesn't happen soon i'm gonna kurt cobain myself#f1#norstappen#belgian gp 2025
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Everybody liked that:
Lando's first win ever
Charles' first win in his home
H眉lkenberg p19 to podium finish
#What a day what a drive#Nico I am so fucking proud of you man you have no idea#I didn't post about this immediately cuz I waa with my friend and him and I were screaming so much#I posted on my private insta!#Congrats to lando to I'm beyond overjoyed#Had max not spun it would have been the perfect race#f1#formula 1#lando norris#charles leclerc#nico hulkenberg#silverstone 2025
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I've grown quite fond of this tradition of changing my bio every race weekend. Gonna keep this going
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Changing the bio for the max pole cuz he deserves it
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My favorite current conspiracy theory is that pierre gasly has max verstappened that alpine car
#No no look#The car is awful#But he keeps extracting performance anyways#While his teammates suffer and keep getting rotated#Am I talking about max or Pierre?#Exactly#pierre gasly#max verstappen#f1#formula 1#silverstone 2025
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Lando's closed eye backwards head tilt on the miami podium you will always, ALWAYS, be famous to me
#You know the one#With the bandage on his nose and the sun in his eyes and the cheers of the whole f1 word rejoicing for him in his ear#and the following sigh of a job well done#Miami 2024 i will never forget you oh you joyful thing#I will never understand Zack brown but I understand why he got miami tattooed#lando norris#f1#formula 1
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I'm starting to reach tifosi levels of delusion with the way I keep thinking this race is gonna be Max's race
#I watched this man go from p17 to p1 in the pouring rain do you really blame me for being delusional??#Anyways 5th wdc or redbull implosion#f1#max verstappen
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Take me back, VER-NOR title fight
#Fuxk the current title fight#I NEED the 2024 desperation back#I need lando to cry every race and max to almost punch a reporter#I need the drama#The highs and lows#Whatever the fuck is happening now ain't it#Shit's milquetoast#Where's the old friendship? Where's the passive aggression?#After the lando dnf in Austria we had BETRAYAL#WILL THEY WON'T THEY#After the lando dnf in Canada we had... :/#Ew#Put max back on top he's literally the narrative drive force of the whole sport I said what I said#f1#max verstappen#lando norris
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Life as a Norstappen fan is just always having one foot in hell
#Can yall have good results WITHOUT tanking eachother's karma??#Jesus im so tired#f1#formula 1#lando norris#max verstappen#norstappen#Ig#canadian gp 2025#austrian gp 2025
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and suddenly, the words "max might not be champion this year" left her mouth. which is funny, because up until then, she didn't know max could even lose.
#and suddenly#I'm scrambling to get max merch with the number 1 on them. Which is funny#because I never thought it would become a scarce thing#I forgot that he can... lose? I know that sounds delusional#but having started watching in 2022 I do not know of a time where he wasn't dominating#I don't complain about max much after races anymore#because unfortunately I think -him and I both- have reached the sad agreement that this year... is not gonna be a good year#But i cannot describe how wrong this feels#Max is ...#oh my god I don't want to sound like a dick rider#but max is genuinely too much of a once in a generation talent to go to waste like this#Everyone works hard#Everyone deserves that wdc#But to see max not get it is... unsettling in such a peculiar way#Like knowing time's running out on something precious and you can't even do anything about it#Anyways...#max verstappen#f1#formula 1#austrian gp 2025
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Max vs mclaren? No! Max vs Mercedes. Tune in each week to watch a new merc driver take a turn at giving max verstappen an aneurysm!
#Ik Andrea didn't mean to but I'm holding a grudge I'm sorry#Between this and whatever gax is on max cannot seem to catch a break from picking a fight with whole ass teams#max verstappen#f1#austrian gp 2025#george russell#andrea kimi antonelli
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put this in the museum of photos that broke me
#Sitting dejected next to the bull#No longer able to take you to the top#now dragging you to the bottom with it#in your goddamn prime no less#I'm... trying so hard to cope#To keep myself happy with the lando p1#But deep down I'm fucking miserable#The gap is too big now#I.... I'm not sure he can realistically stay in the contendership much longer#max verstappen#f1#formula 1#austrian gp 2025
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Changed the bio in honor of lando7wins<3
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