#Let’s commit crimes
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Arsonist Niko
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Hello Ethubs nation :]
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#gremnda art#this is the silliest thing i've drawn in a while and i am so happy w it#i just read a heavy angst fic with etho and bdubs#this is my way of coping guys let me have this#ethubs#hermitshipping#trafficshipping#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#oo look at me go making ship art#guys im from dsmp fandom i feel like im committing an actual crime by drawing ship art#please be nice i will cry
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Cop dad, criminal son, Stilinski coded. Like I love stiles but that man is not being a cop. He’s far too obsessed and cares to little about the law.
And to everyone thinking that sheriff Stilinski would be disappointed?? NOO, y’all have it sooo wrong.
That man loves his criminal son. THATS his wife’s son. Do you understand, that’s all Claudia. And yes I understand that the sheriff would also commit unspeakable crimes to protect his son, that criminality comes from Claudia. Stilinski’s protect their own. He doesn’t love stiles in spite of his behaviours but because of them.
Some random person: Stiles broke into the station again
Sheriff, Literally bursting with pride: I know, he’s just so smart, he was probably just bored and wanted something to do
Like everyone is side eyeing them because stiles commits crimes for enrichment and the sheriff is just like “tell me everything about how you got away with it”
I could go on about how Claudia haunts the narrative after years of being dead and everything but that’s for another post
#sterek#stiles stilinski#sheriff stilinski#Sheriff Stilinski loves his son beyond any measurement#he knows his son is super smart and it’s not his fault that committing crime is the only way for him to use his brain#stiles would never let this effect his dad#claudia stilinski#Stilinski’s clan put their loved ones above everyone else
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FNAF game Vanessa is doing her best to play nice,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#glitchtrap#fnaf#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf help wanted#five nights at freddy's#Being nice is so easy when you don’t got a bitch ass bunny in your ear#I like to think Mike and Vanny would get along#but Vanny just has to try a lil harder to keep the friendship afloat#just because glitch is always telling her to commit crimes#let her have friends!! 😤
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Belated nonsensical Father’s Day comic starring an armed turtle, someone fast, and the worst dad ever
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#what a wholesome father-son relationship <3#meant to post this on Father’s Day but my house caught on fire lol#pietro maximoff#quicksilver#magneto#max eisenhardt#magnet family#Mr Dibbles#marvel 616#marvel#x-men#fan comic#comics#my art#this is not magneto bashing btw I just felt the need to bully him on Pietro’s behalf#also idk wat type of turtle Mr dibbles is sryy 💀💀💀#let Mr dibbles commit war crimes#deyageka art
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they're all freaks
#my art#scribbles#cult of the lamb#narinder#yellow cat#cotl narinder#cotl yellow cat#cotl#narilamb#leshycat#both implied atleast lol#I would let Leshy and Lamb commit crimes together
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Episode Seven and White Tears
The trial's allegory is not just a lynching, it is a lynching for a Black person entering a relationship with a respected White man, and proceeding to leave him. It's not a murder case, as seen through the show, there's actually very little emphasis on the murder in the episode in regards to Louis. The emphasis is on his "seduction", his "ungiving nature", and "refusing to give his body". It is a public humiliation and lynching for turning a respected white man down. The crime isn't hurting Lestat, it's hurting his feelings.
Lestat doesn't speak to the audience about the pain of his throat being slit. He speaks of loneliness, the audience chants and jeers about how cheating was justified if Louis isn't putting out. Santiago isn't talking about the murder, he's talking about how much of a sexual deviant Louis is the second he is introduced. The show is telling us what's important to the case, and what language hurt and stuck out to Louis the most. The deciding factor in the eyes of the audience, the story that Sam and Santiago are trying to tell, is that the crime is heinous because Louis turned down Lestat.
The audience isn't mad about the murder, they're mad about Lestat's emotions, they're mad about the betrayal, and they are mad that Louis and Claudia didn't put up with things. The case built against the two of them isn't based on violence, it's based on white tears. Louis isn't called a monster for slitting Lestat's throat, the audience member calls him a monster for turning down Lestat's advances.
The show is clear that the trial isn't really about the murder, it is about Louis not "giving enough" for Lestat. It's about Louis asking Lestat to turn Claudia and literally bargaining his happiness where he literally gets on his knees and says "I'll be happy for you, I will never leave you if you do this for me". It's never been about the murder, it's quite literally just shaming Louis for not "loving a good man who might be abusive".
At the end of the day, the trial as framed and written by Sam is building a case off of Lestat's tears, not actual physical harm.
Like my skin is crawling but also the show is so chilling with how it portrayed the "He's a good man so hold your tongue and endure! Lest you read as ungrateful".
Anyways someone take the laptop from me before this becomes my life.
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#vampterview#iwtv meta#louis de pointe du lac#but also i love how the show literally portrays the 'how dare louis not want lestat' argument as an explicitly vapid take...#also love how it explains how the 'Louis is asking for it/deserves it' framing explicitly takes agency from both Louis and Lestat as chars#Lestat is like 'nope this was what I choose to do' and refuses to let someone take that choice away from him#Lestat says it was a bad choice and now he sits in it... apologia made by others doesn't matter and shouldn't be made in his opinion#being mean vs murder... uhhh i think being mean is actually the worst crime Louis has committed here!#And of course they have to frame it like that because if they didn't the clear domestic violence would be put into question
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aemond one-eye “that’s-okay-they-can-die-for-my-aesthetic” targaryen:
#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#credit: op owochimuwu#aemond targaryen#aemond x reader#ewan mitchell#aemond targaryen x reader#aemond said fuck it let me be prettier#when you’re team black but an aemond girlie 👏🏼#and what about it#he’s out here committing war crimes#and looking good while doing it#and i said that’s my motherfucking man#that’s my husbando#aemond one eye#aegon ii targaryen#aegon ii x reader#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#jacerys velaryon#rhaena targaryen#rhaenys targaryen#a song of ice and fire#daemon x rhaenyra#tom glynn carney#jace velaryon#asoiaf
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// Stardew 1.6 spoiler (glitching to perfection summit)
Mr. Qi is actually the funniest dude
#this is cutscene spoilers for glitching up to the summit#but anyways mr qi was so real for this#he really said “fuck cheaters”#committing crimes to combat crimes lets go#stardew valley#stardew valley 1.6 spoilers#stardew valley 1.6#sdv 1.6#sdv#sdv spoilers#mr qi#sdv mr qi#stardew valley cutscene
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serial killer cherik au
#evil!charles save me#let him commit crimes#Erik is so down bad#aleks art#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#cherik#cherik au#xmen#xmen first class#james mcavoy#michael fassbender#xmen apocalypse
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shoujo filter on 💖🌸✨
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#harry potter#tom riddle#tomarry#my art#he has beautiful brown eyes i would let him commit many crimes 😌😌😌
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isn't this just sterek things?
#sterek#teen wolf#this bitch is back just for this prompt 🤡#happy pride month 🏳️🌈#sterek fanart#derek hale#stiles stilinski#fanart#stiles probably committed the crime while derek witnessed and got arrested together just for being there 🤝#lets pretend derek can take photos just this time#i got bored so i wont even try to finish and just post this art :)
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more rin doodles
#the poppy war#the dragon republic#the burning god#the poppy war spoilers#if commited several war crimes why babygirl#fang runin#i cant defend her at this point anymore#i've decided to accept her as she is#i don't know if i will be the same person after i'm done with this book series#would let her set me on fire#AND i would treat her right! fuck you altan and nezha#if i was nezha rn i would be shitting myself#anyways she's so fun to draw
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When your beautiful wife makes his Special Anime Beef Stroganoff™
#solid snake#otacon#hal emmerich#otasune#the art of a lemon wedge#of course the reason hes giving him a smooch is to distract him long enough to let the pot burn#and theyre forced to either grab fast food or let dave throw a steak on the grill#i do think sunny was helping cause BOYS DONT KNOW STROGANOFF. and she sang the song the entire time!!!!#without fully grasping the war crimes shes committing#and otacon just thought he could trust anime girls
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Just imagine if Peter ever gets to be a teacher
Peter: I want to thank my dad for who I am today.
Charles: But isn’t he absent for most of your life?
Peter: That’s why I thank him.
#cherik#incorrect xmen quotes#incorrect quotes#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#xmen#dofp#peter maximoff#quicksilver#this is j4f if you all don’t know#dont take it too srsly#let’s all be real and admit if Erik knows he has a son there will be 2 ppl in that Pentagon#or not he prob cared for him too much to let him got into jail#but still Peter will be out there committing to crimes
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