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Incorrect Odydiopen Quotes pt 2
Odysseus: Do you ever think before you speak?
Diomedes: I have never thought about anything, fuck you
Odysseus: *smol and buff*
Diomedes: *has a thing for Odysseus’s buffness*
Diomedes: mild mannered and friendly like 99% of the time
Odysseus: The only bastard that can get a rise out of them
Poseidon to Odysseus: You and your dreadful little polycule haven’t seen the last of me
Penelope: I need to go into town to get some things, can you two promise me not to kill each other while I'm gone?
Diomedes: Please, we're not children.
Penelope: *suspicious glare at them before leaving*
Odysseus*the moment the front door closes*: Eat shit and die.
Diomedes: Yes, fuck you too.
*comence gay laughter”
Diomedes: There will come a soldier, who carries a mighty sword, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord
Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lie, oh lord
Penelope: There will come a poet, who's weapon is her word, she slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord
Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, she will slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord
Odysseus:There will come a ruler, who's brow is laid in thorn, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord
Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord
The three genders:
Penelope: Princess
Odysseus: Slut
Diomedes: Loser
*Odydiopen at the movies*: Three tickets to Barbie
Diomedes: The best way to gain someone’s undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Penelope: So you’re going to wait until Ody is in danger and save him?
Diomedes: Of course not, I’m going to create a situation that puts him in danger then save him.
Penelope: …
Penelope, under her breath, snickering: oh yes, this is gonna be fun
(Normalize Diomedes being a little (huge) bastard)
Odysseus: What did you two do?
Penelope:
Diomedes:
Odysseus: you’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I need to lie to Athena again or not
#diomedes#odysseus#Penelope#odydiopen#poseidon stays a hater#Diomedes should be allowed to be a certified shit#“Oh Diomedes#how noble and mature”#He has repressed urges of pure chaos trust#Also he likes Odysseus you have to be co coo for Cocoa Puffs he was never normal#Let that bisexual boy be a menace#Also Penelope let her be a beautiful hot mess#“Oops I’m so pretty and dainty I COULD HAVE NEVER framed that man for tax fraud#“I-what me could never be me”#Odydiopen as criminally insane lovers yes
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things about about TSC I can't stop thinking about
"hindsight was a backstabbing bitch"
curtains symbolizing jeans healing journey, how he keeps them closed at Abby's in a effort to recreate the nest in search of some normalcy, how he opens them and looks out the window his new apartment, seeking calm in his overwhelm
"I want to go home" (13) meaning evermore vs. "I want to go home" (329) meaning to his apartment with Laila, Cat and jeremy
the fact that jean's phone is probably still in Abby's freezer
Kevin "their kindness matters" Day
Neil's smile is as unsettling to everyone else as it is to him and he has so much more Nathaniel in him than he recognizes in his own pov
Jean is so similar to neil in that they're both petty, dramatic bitches who care deeply about their teammates' safety
riko and the ravens quite literally took jean's name from him (Jean-Yves, Jonny, Paris)
"[Renee's] love was so tender it looked like grief as it curled her mouth and made her eyes shine"
jean gets forehead kisses from Renee and Cat
"that creepy little goalkeeper Andrew Minyard"
jean's many nicknames for neil: tiny bastard, tedious malcontent, abominable cockroach, wretched little runaway, ignorant child, etc.
Neil took the bandage off of jeans 3 and promptly stuck it over Kevin's chess peice
"I should have let him kill you," Jean said. "Probably," Neil agreed, "but you didn't, so here we all are."
"...aside from his outstanding murder charge, there was nothing interesting about that fox"
the fact that the point of tfc was to show characters who couldn't/wouldn't/ or were unable to heal from the trauma they had faced and yet from the very beginning and without question, TSC is about jean clawing his way forward and toward healing no matter what
the cheese drawer
dadmack dialed up to 1,000 See: "i will burn this house down before I let them touch you"
bisexual jean Moreau panicking over his teammates in swimsuits and Jeremy's long legs
"He's earned the right to be arrogant"
riko couldn't bring himself to hurt wymack because he was Kevin's father and Kevin was like a brother to riko and riko has always yearned for a father's recognition
Alvarez has a motorcycle and jean didn't say no to learning how to ride it
we know next to nothing about Jeremy Knox despite having chapters in his pov (why was he in therapy? why was his dad in France? what the hell did he do at the Fall banquet his freshman year to tear his family in half?)
that being said: Jeremy Knox is a rich boy with a butler
everything about Catalina Alverez
the fact that Jeremy knox has two brothers and one of them is probably dead
"rather than force the Trojans underground for that part, they simply built steps up and over it inside the stadium" the JUXTAPOSITION
Alvarez cooks and so now does jean
we know for a fact riko subjected Kevin to "subtler cruelties" while he was in the nest
"they never should have said yes when you asked" and "I didn't ask"
"as if you can tell a girl apart from a cow on a good day"
"permission to break his face, coach?" jean asked. "denied," white said.
all of thanksgiving pt. II
"alarm looked wrong on a face born for smiling"
jean casually saying "your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog" to Lucas
Neil's whole relationship with Jean
David "I believe we all have the choice to be better than the hands that shaped us" Wymack
Neil generally being a menace to society but especially "Neil, being the person he was, pointed at the fire hydrant adjacent to it's front bumper and said, 'thats illegal, just so you know.'"
"the cracking heat in his chest could have been his ribs snapping or his heart breaking"
#tsc#tsc spoilers#the sunshine court#aftg#all for the game#jean moreau#neil josten#andrew minyard#kevin day#jeremy knox#cat alvarez#laila dermott
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Random Logan Walker hc’s ≧◡≦
➤chronic eye roller. eyes probably strain from how often he rolls them cause he’s soooo sassy
➤either comes off as quite silly goofy, or silent and menacing. 😹👍🏻 or🧍🏼♂️😐
➤doesn’t have a buzzed head like Hesh, just a short choppy trim underneath his mask
➤sandy/dirty blonde hair^
➤skateboarded as a kid with Hesh, and has impeccable balance because of it. Could probably do that rope walking stuff (tightrope? idk what it’s called)
➤his favorite person on the team aside from Hesh is actually Merrick. Looks up to/admires him a lot
➤was into/likes photography and can actually take pretty great photos, but most of them got destroyed when ODIN hit
➤smiles wide. big ole grin type of dude
➤definitely was a mamas boy. Elias has said that Logan reminds him of their mother, and I think they were very very close
➤the type that weirdly doesn’t smell all that bad when he sweats, very neutral odor lol
➤could write a dissertation on why Batman is the best superhero of all time (Hesh heavily disagrees and thinks it’s Superman, many arguments have occurred)
➤bisexual
➤didn’t necessarily want to go military and probably wouldn’t of, had ODIN and all that not happened the way it did
➤a crier, in the sense that he’s not afraid to show his emotions. was raised to express himself and told the importance of not bottling his emotions up. he does sometimes struggle with letting himself though, mainly around other people
➤despite his love/care for Riley, he is mainly a cat person
➤sci fi enjoyer
#call of duty ghosts#logan walker#logan walker cod#logan cod#logan cod ghosts#cod logan#hesh walker#elias walker#cod ghosts#call of duty#cod headcanons#cod hcs#cod ghosts headcannons#cod#gunnrblze rambles
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RBG ART PROMPTS LIST
All of these are things I'm pulling from my Poly Propaganda fanfic series because there are an alarming amount of drawable parts, either super vague or super specific lets get it.
(THIS POST WILL BE UPDATED WITH EACH NEW PART THAT COMES OUT BY THE WAY)
Part One:
BF smacking his dumbass leg straight into a metal pole while he daydreams about smooching GF and Pico
BF confined to the bed with an ice pack on said pole-smashed leg like a doofus
Part Two:
3. Pico relenting to GF holding his head in her hands, pushing his cheeks into the touch
4. Yourself shaking BF by the shoulders (THINK, MARK) telling him to snap out of his stupid fears
5. Pico and GF littering BF's cheeks with kisses after the scare
Part Three:
6. "I'm going to kiss the shit out of you if you keep this up." "Maybe that's what I want, hitman."
7. Little spoon BF big spoon Pico
Part Four:
8. Pico flaunting his new chromatics with a smug ass look and a mic
9. BF and GF with flushed faces because Pico's voice is hot
10. Pico laughing his ass off because he's got simps for his voice
Part Five:
11. Pico and BF fighting over the TV remote like toddlers
12. BF being an asshole abusing the fact Pico is ticklish
13. GF happy and indulging in the laughter of her boys
14. Any one of the three laughing w/ the provided synesthesia-induced colors
Part Six:
15. Pico gently holding a """"sleeping"""" GF in his lap while he talks out loud about how he's grown to love her
Part Seven:
16. BF and Pico riled up and pissed about some prick insulting GF
17. GF using her demon wings and purr to cuddle and placate them both
18. Flustered Pico because BF and GF always gang up to tease him
Part Eight:
19. BF being held by Pico and GF while he rides out a bad day
Part Nine:
20. All of the kisses in this part honestly there's a handful
21. Goofy smile and happy Pico because he's got silly butterflies in his stomach while he gets kissies
Part Ten:
22. 3 tired idiots in their sleepwear trying to unpack boxes
23. Trio piled together on a blanket-less bed, BF and Pico using GF's arms as pillows
Part Eleven:
24. FRIDAY NIGHT PAMPERIN'
25. "You can't go from frat boy to horrendously homosexual in two seconds!" "Waaa waaa it’s called bisexuality you ginger homophobe, pick a struggle goddamn."
26. GF and Pico taking the wildest double takes after BF admits to loving hearing them laugh
27. Pico whacking the shit out of BF with a pillow for the prior comment
Part Twelve:
28. BF and GF holding onto Pico for dear life while a thunderstorm goes off outside
Part Thirteen:
29. Absolute menace BF abusing the fact Pico and GF get all hot bothered and weak to his neck kisses
30. GF and Pico turning the tables immediately in revenge flustering the fuck out of BF
Part Fourteen:
31. BF's dream sequence
32. Yourself helping BF calm down + hug + Silly Billy music box lullaby
33. GF telling Yourself she's proud of him (accidentally sets him on an immediate spiral to a breakdown)
Part Fifteen:
34. Literally any of the three struggling with being touch-starved. Pick one or all
Part Sixteen:
35. Pico having a mental crisis over possibly being in love with both BF and GF
36. GF and BF comforting Pico after his outburst-breakdown
37. "Wanna be in a poly relationship with us?" "I'm scared about being in a relationship again but yes, yes I want to so badly"
Part Seventeen:
38. CUDDLE SANDWICH.
39. Pico hugging BF and/or GF like it's his last second alive
40. BF and GF joke fighting over who'd get to keep Pico in their pocket
Part Eighteen:
41. BF and GF dancing all silly in golden hour light
42. "My heart. My home. Together you are both, two people together as one. Where my love lies."
43. BF kissing the breath out of Pico
44. Stupid lovesick idiot snuggle pile
Part Nineteen:
45. Pretty tooth gap smile Pico
46. BF menace-ry
47. Puppy dog eyes GF
Part Twenty:
48. GF with her demonic features out being a hot girlboss
49. Dumbfounded BF having the hots for GF lmfao. Pico "Close your mouth BF fuck's sake"
50. Literally any part of the flirting. Jesus christ.
Part Twenty-One:
51. Koala-bear cuddly Pico
52. BF and GF reminiscing, also trying to get their stupid ginger to SLEEP DAMMIT
Part Twenty-Two:
53. Cherryblast kisses
54. BF dumbass smoking cigarettes and being distracted by random trinkets
55. BF MELTING TO UNDER-JAW KISSES
Part Twenty-Three:
56. Yourself/Silly Billy sticking halfway out the mirror talking to BF
57. BF absolutely yapping about being in love like a FREAK
58. Pico and GF in an absolute trance because Boyfriend.XML yaps. Literal heart eyes
Part Twenty-Four:
59. GF in BF's shirt
60. BF in Pico's sweater
61. Pico being an absolute sucker for both of them
Part Twenty-Five:
62. Pico and Nene about to kill the shit out of each other
63. "I DO NOT HAVE A LOVERBOY VOICE" -Pico, lying,
64. Darnell and Nene just being amused as fuck over how lap-dog core their friend has become
65. But in the same vein D and N are secretly really happy for Pico so it works out
Part Twenty-Six:
66. Pico losing it over the realization his two special someones trust him with their lives
67. Demon weighted blanket GF for Pico
68. BF spouting "I love you" over and over to the sleeping Pico in his arms
Part Twenty-Seven:
69. Pico calling BFGF freaks and attacking them /silly
70. BFGF with knowing looks watching Pico lean into their hands without thinking about it
Part Twenty-Eight:
71. Hypothetically, RGB existing as space debris for the rest of their lives, because they'd rather be together than alone
72. BF singing without his auto-tune microphone and absolutely enamoring GF and Pico
73. Pico kissing the knuckles of BF's hand because he would be a hand kisser.
Part Twenty-Nine:
74. Pico drowning in his own guilt and fear of being controlling over BF and GF
75. Yourself and Pico staring each other down like the stubborn shits they are
76. BF and GF terrified while Pico breaks down in their arms because seeing him upset makes them upset too
Part Thirty (M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT):
77. I mean it's just 1.8k words of body worship as of last update. Just any part of it tbh. Pico gets fucked up by GF and BF LMAOOOO
Part Thirty-One:
78. Pico completely asleep and being GF's personal teddy bear
79. GF using her magic to remove her offending musical emotions out of her head and glaring at them in the air
80. Pico having a heart attack over the form of how GF sees him, holding it to his chest and being so fucking in love
81. Pico also exploding into a blush because BF and GF kiss his musical self
Part Thirty-Two:
82. BF cuddled up against Pico's sweater nuzzling his nose in it
83. GF and Pico sad/angry that the world taught BF his birthday wasn't important
Part Thirty-Three:
84. Pico just horrendously collapsed on the couch because he can no longer move bitch is TIRED
85. BF CARRYING PCIO BRIDAL STYLE WHILE HE YELLS ABOUT NOT NEEDING TO BE CARRIED (he does)
86. Shy Pico soaking in the hot bath when BF and GF beg him to let them take care of him
87. All three of them in bed, Pico's nose pushed into BF's thigh while GF rubs his bare back in comfort
88. Pico squeezing the life out of an M-Raptor plushie
89. Freckle kisses...
Part Thirty-Four:
90. GF "I want to hold", BF "I want to be held", Pico "Both"
91. Pico losing the war against being sappy
92. GF in the kitchen with her scented candle hoard
Part Thirty-Five:
93. Pico singing to a "sleeping" BF
94. BF and GF arguing like an old married couple over who gets to be serenaded by Pico while he just sits there dying of embarrassment
95. Pico giving in and singing to both of them
Part Thirty-Six:
96. BF and GF flirting with each other calling each other pretty
97. A dozing Pico, comforted by his partners being flirty and loving behind him
98. Pico getting 3 seconds of victory by making BF blush calling him a pretty boy
99. GF giving Pico chin scritches that he enjoys far too much
100. BF getting Pico back, calling him a pretty boy and making him red in the face instead
Part Thirty-Seven:
101. Koala-Bear Pico with GF while she sleeps and he cuddles her for comfort
102. BF with Pico in his arms, petting comforting patterns into his back and singing the song "i5 pt. 2" to him with his real voice
103. Hypothetical post-fic trio cuddle pile where they're all tangled up in each other
Part Thirty-Eight:
104. Full demon mode GF with the black and red monarch butterfly patterned wings
105. Demon GF's lavender skin glowing with magic as she leaks the song of her emotions out into the air
106. Hurt/Comfort on the balcony, GF crying while clinging to BF and Pico
107. RGB back in bed cuddling with GF in the middle this time, for once
Part Thirty-Nine:
108. I mean. It's literally just about PicoBF and PicoGF makeouts... Staring directly into the camera like it's the office
109. But also BF calling Pico a "Needy Little Thing" on purpose
Part Forty:
110. More YS and BF shenanigans
111. BF bouncing around like an excited puppy about his poem
112. Pico not being able to Handle Poetry Written About Him
113. Storm of Demon Kissies for the boys!!!
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One year ago, I saw a trailer for an upcoming prime movie and thought the concept was right up my alley. I decided I'd read the book if I liked the movie but wanted to wait to see it first.
One year ago, I stayed up late to watch this movie the day it came out; I remember I'd gone out with my friends that night, so I came back home slightly tipsy but still determined to watch and oh boy, what a ride it was. I laughed, I swooned, I cried sad and happy tears at 3 AM in my bedroom and by the end of it, I thought I'd never seen anything else like it: so unique and wholesome, warm and hopeful ❤️
One year ago, I decided to read the book and got even more trapped into this story than I already was, already watching the movie daily for weeks. I felt for Henry. I related so much to Alex... I could see myself in him, especially in his struggles of trying to define who he was and how he felt about it... I'd never been brave enough to let myself think about those things, but this story gave me that last push. Alex's story made me believe love can win. Henry's story made me brave. For me, it wasn't just about the romance but a journey of self-acceptance and courage.
It's been a year of fun, creativity, positivity, love, and joy ♡ thank you to everyone in this fandom who makes it brighter every day with your wonderful creations, whether it be fics, gifs, manips, fanart, etc-- ya'll make this such a wonderful place to be at. We loved this movie and story so much that we even made a sequel happen, and I still can't believe we managed to do that sometimes!
Thank you to Matthew for deciding to bring this story to the big screen and bring more visibility to it, so that all the people who hadn't even heard about the book like myself, found it's way to it ♡ thank you Nick for being our beloved Henry, and being so loving and caring of our dear heartbreak prince, the prince who decided to be brave to live as he truly was ♡... thank you to Taylor for being the most perfect Alex we could've asked for-- as many have said, he's the embodiment of so much goodness in a person, I can't think of anyone better to play our dear bisexual menace ♡. He loves this story so much and knows how much it matters to many of us who are like Alex-- queer or latino or relating to Alex's inner struggles with anxiety/adhd. He did the job with so much love that I can't wait to see what's next ♡
And the most thanks to Casey for sharing with us this story that was in their heart, a story of hope for a better world full of the acceptance that everybody deserves ❤️
Happy Birthday RWRB, it's a joy to be here 🎂❤️🤍💙
#i feel sappy after rewatching#im so bad at words but i had to try to say how much this story means to me 🥹❤️#rwrb#stuff
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10 BL Boys I Want Carnally
I was tagged by @twig-tea, but I do what I want so I'm ignoring the Boys thing (and on at least one occasion the BL thing). Anyway, without further ado, and in no particular order.
Win!Lin- Cupid's Last Wish
LOOPHOLE FIRST!
gif by @angelbesideme
Thanks to Cupid's Last Wish, Jan is a boy here! So I am choosing Win from Cupid's Last Wish before he body swaps back. HOWEVER, if I'm honest, it was less Win and more masc!Jan that made my brain short circuit so do with that what you will.
Toon- Seneha Stories
I am breaking from the prompt immediately, but this is my post and I can do what I want, so I am choosing Toon from Seneha Stories, which @so-much-yet-to-learn brought my attention to. Seneha Stories is definitively not a BL, but Toon is hot, kind, sad, and he fucks so I'd be living my best life.
Miw, Neo, Shin, and Mae - 3 Will Be Free
THIS IS NOT ME SUGGESTING A FOURSOME, THIS IS JUST ME TRYING TO PREVENT FOUR OF THE TEN SPACES FROM BEING 3 WILL BE FREE.
I like it when my fictional women not only are capable of murder, but have, in fact, murdered. Miw and Mae are hot, competent, killers, fucking over evil billionaires so what is not to love?
I am not immune to Neo and his slutty little crop tops. He has three brain cells and they are all that is keeping him from not dying. Iconic to be honest.
I am not immune to Shin and his glasses, and his kindness. I mean, the boy got cut with a knife and not only comforted the kid that wounded him when he started freaking out but dated him.
Mollie - The Warp Effect
gif by @patpran
MY FIRST NON-BINARY REP IN THAILAND, MY BELOVED. Mollie is so fucking hot, they are talented, they have sick tattoos, they are fighting for themselves, and are changing the landscape of media, what is not to love?
You could also almost certianly put in any of Silvy's characters and I would probably want them carnally, cause...it's Silvy.
(honestly, I'd go for Nim too, but again, not for her character's personality, it's the masc!Jan effect)
Kim- KinnPorsche
gif by @namchyoon
For this scene and this scene only. Honestly, I think if nothing else this shows you that my type is people who could actually maybe kill me in a fight.
Or at the very least, people I could get in to a homoerotic fight with.
Anyway, Jeff gives me gender envy and the first time I saw this gifset, I thought he was a butch lesbian.
Speaking of homoerotic fights
Phaya and Sand - The Sign
MENACE! A MENACE I TELL YOU! I truly well and deeply have an appreciation for when someone who (I assume) typically would top absolutely just vibrates out of their skin at the first sign they might be topped.
And I'm adding Sand here as well because I think my jaw dropped like ten feet when I saw her on screen.
Sand, baby girl, let me know if Yai doesn't treat you right, cause I will.
King- Bed Friend
gif by @earthfluuke
Shout out to this man, I've seen him on at least three of these lists. But who could blame us? Look at him.
Choy Yu Na- Semantic Error
She did that bisexual sit and my heart was hers.
And for my last two picks, I certainly am asking myself the question, do I want them carnally or do I just want them?
Mork -My Ride
Helloooooooo Mr. Dimples. I mean....I feel like I don't need to explain myself here. We all get it, right? We understand, right? And besides, he gives rides for a living or something...
Minoru- Our Dining Table
HE'S JUST SO NICE, SO KIND, SO TIRED. @isaksbestpillow is so right, he is a mother. I love him.
Tagging @so-much-yet-to-learn, @solitaryandwandering, @respectthepetty and anyone else who sees this and wants to join!
#10 bl boys I want carnally#cupid's last wish#seneha stories#3 will be free#the warp effect#the sign the series#our dining table#semantic error#my ride the series#bed friend the series#kinnporsche#tag game
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Frat boy 1 • Choi Seungcheol
He fell first and hard. She thinks he hates her but he's actually emotionally constipated.
wc: 718 genre: humor(?), frat boy au
tw: hermit reader, bisexual and shameless Vernon, intimidating Seungcheol, not proofread, frat boys seventeen, nudity
an: hey guys this is the prologue of the series, let me know if you like it and if I should continue it
The entrance of the frat house looked menacing. SVT, short for Sigma Vau Theta, was the biggest frat in your university, counting a whopping twelve members, including your best friend, and a new pledge. Despite being friends for years you had never entered the house but Vernon, your friend, explained to you in detail where his room was “in case you needed a place to crash”.
A big and dramatic sigh escaped your lips, you didn't like being in a room with a couple of men let alone in a house with thirteen, but you had to bite the bullet for the sake of your best friend. Technically Vernon hadn't exactly invited you but he had always said that his door was open at all hours for you and he had been complaining non stop that morning about how donuts were the perfect hangover cure. You obviously took pity on him, got out of your dorm room (if something as big as a broom closet could be called a room) and bought him donuts and coffee.
So now you were stepping into a house that not only was full of men but also smelled like it was full of men.
I hate my life so much, you thought as you scanned your surroundings.
The hall was empty, in fact the whole house seemed eerily quiet but you knew that a night of heavy drinking was basically the equivalent of having a near death experience so you weren't surprised.
You found the stairs easily and walked up with fast and silent steps. Nobody passed by you and nobody stopped you from roaming around the house, they were probably all sleeping.
“End of the hall, on the right, his name is on the door,” you whispered to yourself.
The hall looked neverending and for a second you thought you teleported in the shining’s hotel, the creepy one with the red carpet. When the name “VERNON” on a plain white door came into your line of vision you sighed, grateful. Without a second thought (and without knocking), you opened the door. An horrendous sight welcomed, your best friend was almost getting it on with a guy and they were both butt naked.
“Vernon what the fuck!” you yelled. The two quickly got off of each other and pulled the sheets up to cover the family jewels.
“Don't be so dramatic, you've seen me naked,” nonchalantly replied Vernon while collapsing back into his pillow.
“Yes and that was a mistake that I didn't want to repeat,” you quipped back at him.
“Hi, I'm Alex,” the guy next to Vernon introduced himself and extended his hand to you, which you eyed suspiciously. Better not to shake that, you never know what it had touched.
“Hi,” you smiled back at him, “I brought you donuts.” The sweet treats were gently placed on his desk even if you wanted to throw them at him for making you witness that scene.
“I knew we were friends for a reason,” Vernon happily got out of bed, still naked, and walked to the door next to you.
Ew.
“Right, I'm going to go, I need to bleach my eyeballs,” you scoffed.
“Bye drama queen.”
Getting out of the house was different than getting in, mostly because now you didn't care if you made noise, you just wanted to go back to your room and be alone. At the end of the stare your mood was changing, you felt somewhat proud of yourself. You had completed your mission without any major incident (seeing Vernon's dick was considered a minor incident), or so you thought. Because at the end of the stairs right when you were about to zoom across the hall to get the hell out of there, a hand grabbed your arm.
“What are you doing here?” A guy with dyed blonde hair and very muscular arms was looking into your eyes with an intimidating stare.
“I’m Vernon's friend,” you were able to mutter out.
“I didn't hear you knock.”
“I didn't.”
If looks could kill you would've died a gruesome death.
“You should knock when you enter other people's houses,” he warned you. He slowly loosened the grip on your forearm and then let go of your arm completely. Like he appeared he disappeared, quickly.
Damn you hated frats.
#kpop#reader insert#seventeen#seventeen x reader#vernon x reader#vernon imagines#seungcheol x reader#choi seungcheol#scoups x reader#scoups#choi seungcheol x reader#choi seungcheol imagines#scoups imagines#kpop reader insert#frat boy seungcheol#frat boy scoups#frat boy seventeen#frat boy au
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Hello, if you don't mind, can I ask, who are your top favorite romantic relationship's couples in any media, like anime/manga, tv series, books, etc (can be canon or non-canon)? Feel free if you want to write the reasons or not of why you love them....Thanks if you want to answer....
Ooh how fun! I should just screenshot my ao3 dash lol. Let's see... almost all of these are all animanga (and not canon), but in order of my love for them at this particular moment in time:
TodoBakuDeku
BakuDeku
KilluGon
MatchaBlossom
SatoSugu
ShiGuang
TigerGhost
SasaMiya
ShunMio
KazuRei
Now, explanations, *spoilers*, and honorable mentions below the cut!
TodoBakuDeku (My Hero Academia)
Obviously not canon and never will be but oh does this ship have a chokehold on me. I just think this trio is so balanced in every way. Like we have our precious TodoDeku who connect by being nerds and the sweetest boys. Then we also have TodoBaku who are just lovely little menaces. And, of course, BakuDeku--can't beat friends to enemies to lovers. And then they all come together to form a masterpiece. Idk I just love this ship so much.
BakuDeku (My Hero Academia)
So I honestly really wasn't into this ship too much until reading the final war arc and meta. Other people's viewpoints changed my mind! Hori has done a really great job of portraying BakuDeku's complex relationship in the manga (for however you view their canon relationship). So like idk how can I not ship For-the-Rest-of-Our-Lives Katsuki with Control-Your-Heart Izuku?
Sidenote: I almost didn't include this on the list because I tend to only really ship this pair while reading the manga. I never shipped them in the anime unless it was TodoBakuDeku with Deku as a hinge. And I don't even read many fics with just Katsuki and Izuku. I just feel like fandom BakuDeku feels incomplete without Shouto for some reason. Like I'm Team BakuDeku for the manga, Team hinge TodoBakuDeku in the anime, but throuple TodoBakuDeku in the sanctuary of my mind/on ao3. (Maybe that'll change once I start watching Season 7 though.)
KilluGon (Hunter x Hunter)
I only watched this anime this year but ohmygod I immediately fell in love with Gon and Killua. They are so precious. I mean, Killua is just a little smitten kitten. And Gon? He's in it. Anyway, love their dynamic and of course I ship them. Gon is Killua's light after all!
MatchaBlossom (Sk8 the Infinity)
Literally just started shipping this so I'm in the throes of obsession rn but their dynamic? *chef's kiss* (hehe, you like what I did there?) Childhood friends? Pining while the other falls for another? Realizing feelings? Already married bickering old couple? Give me all the headcanons please!
SatoSugu (Jujutsu Kaisen)
I mean, c'mon. Tragic gays are my weakness. They're gonna be OG for me. No one can compare. They're on a different level. All I want is for them to have hopped on a plane and gone somewhere they can finally find peace, is that too much to ask? (Gege??)
ShiGuang (Link Click)
Again, I said I like tragic gays. But god, I do hope they don't end up too tragic! I love this pairing. They balance each other out well. We have puppy dog Cheng Xiaoshi and cat Lu Guang. Perfection thx.
TigerGhost (Nicktoons Unite)
Ok so this crackship was brought on by my serendipitous viewing of Nicktoons Unite fanart on this beautiful app and subsequent reading of all their fics on ao3 (a grand total of four, btw). And I'm obsessed. I was a diehard Danny Phantom fan as a kid (we stan our queer/genderqueer/bisexual/trans ghost boy). And I never watched El Tigre as a kid, but the way the fandom portrays him and Danny together just hits. Salty and sweet with a lil bit of darkness? Yum.
SasaMiya (Sasaki to Miyano)
First canon ship on this list lol. You want fluff? You got it. Give me some good pining, consent, and mutual respect, thank you.
ShunMio (Stranger by the Shore)
Second and last canon ship on the list! Love me some good ole sun and moon. Idk their story is so cute. Plus, I like how Kii Kana portrays Shun's feelings regarding his sexuality and how that affects his relationship with Mio. It's relatable.
KazuRei (Buddy Daddies)
I mean, this is practically canon, right? Well, at least queerplatonically (which we stan). Love our little found family. This anime had such a cute and goofy premise, how could I not fall for this ship?
(Honorable mentions: TodoDeku, TodoBaku, Labru, DabiHawks, Renga, VashWood, Kappa x Siren, Boyfriends, EraserMic, ItaFushi, InuOkko, ShokoHime, HaiNana, LeoPika, KudoIchi, TogaChako)
#todobakudeku#bakudeku#killugon#matchablossom#satosugu#shiguang#tigerghost#sasamiya#shunmio#kazurei#ships#ask
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Gosho Girls, Incorrect Quotes
(There are a couple of quotes that are AokoxAkako, I love them, I couldn't resist! But most of the quotes are platonic. Also, there is an appearance by Conan and Kogoro)
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Aoko: *sends an audio*
Ran: I'm busy now, do you mind if I listen to it later?
Aoko: take your time.
Ran, 20 minutes later: *plays the audio and the first thing she hears are screams and things falling*
Ran: *runs and calls Aoko*
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*Ran has a cold (and she has no filter right now)*
Ayumi: Here you go, a bowl of delicious hot soup.
Ran: It's cold.
Sonoko: a bowl of delicious soup.
Ran: *test it* it tastes horrible.
Conan: a bowl of soup.
Ran: I think this isn't even soup.
Kogoro: a plate with food.
Ran: I doubt this is edible.
All: ...
Ran: and you didn't even serve it on a plate, this is a cooking pot.
Haibara: I told you it was better to call Aoko.
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Akako: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Kazuha: "If"?
Haibara: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and she might not even die.
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Sonoko: Sera, we didn't want to tell you, but in those clothes you look like a boy.
Sera: am I a cute boy?
Sonoko: the most handsome in all of Japan, you almost made me doubt!
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Ran: I've only known Aoko-chan for 2 minutes, but if something happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Group chat names:
*Mean (Actually Good) Girls*
A chat for older girls, not Shiho/Haibara because they think she's a little girl.
Members: Sonoko (admin), Ran (mod), Akako (mod), Kazuha, Aoko, Sera.
*Menace dressed in pink*
A chat for all the girls, including Haibara and Ayumi. Swearing is not allowed in this chat.
Members: Ran (admin), Aoko (mod), Kazuha (mod), Haibara/Shiho, Ayumi, Sonoko, Sera, Akako.
*Super strong girls surrounded by nerdy boys*
A chat specifically to complain about the Gosho Boys and their antics.
Members: Aoko (admin), Akako (mod), Ran (mod), Kazuha (mod), Sonoko, Sera, Haibara/Shiho (added her because she insisted that she needed a place to complain about Conan).
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*The Gosho Girls are cursed or a magical creature messes with them*
Automatically Akako: I think I'm going to break some rules of nature and put the world at risk on purpose.
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Ran: It's the sixth time this week I've had a breakdown and it's only Tuesday. Send help.
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Aoko: I just want to tell you, AOKO HAS A BIG CRUSH IN YOU.
Akako, blushing: woh... And why are they here? *points to Ran, Sera and Sonoko, the last one had a sign that said "Let's go Aoko!" but behind it it said "Break her heart and you'll see Akako"
Aoko: I brought them as emotional support.
Ran: Kazuha couldn't come.
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Ayumi: some kids are bothering my friends and I at school...
Ran: well, listen Ayumi, violence is not–
Sonoko: humiliate them in front of everyone so they know that they shouldn't mess with you.
Ran: Sonoko no–
Sonoko: If you want, I'll help you. Let them know that you are officially adopted as part of the Suzuki family.
Ran: Sonoko stop!
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Sera: hey Ran, I have a question.
Ran: yes?
Sera: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Ran: Why do you ask?
Sera: ...
Ran: and where's Sonoko?
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Ayumi: You're overthinking this.
Haibara: You don't know the appropriate level of thinking, Ayumi. What if I'm underthinking?
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Akako: I have the bisexual right to be dramatic as hell.
Sonoko: and as your friend I also have the right to be damn dramatic.
Aoko, trying to flirt: and I can be the main character.
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Sonoko: *gives an idea*
Sera, impressed: hey, there might be something there!
Ran: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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Kazuha: Now that I think about it, we've never been to Akako's house.
Aoko: that's right, I don't think anyone at school knows where she lives.
Ran: She avoids showing us where she lives. You know what that means.
Sonoko, nodding: she lives in a gothic castle.
Sera, nodding: she has a witchcraft shop to scam people.
Ayumi, nodding: she is rich.
Haibara, nodding: she is a mafia boss.
Aoko, joking: maybe she's a witch like Kaito says!
Kazuha:...
Ran: ...
Akako:...
Ran: no!...she's messy, her house is dirty, things like that! What is wrong with you?!
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Sonoko: I've done stupid things.
Akako, Ayumi and Kazuha: I saw those stupid things.
Sera and Haibara: I recorded those stupid things ("its for a school proyect").
Ran and Aoko: I TRY TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THOSE STUPID THINGS!
Sonoko: and I don't regret anything, I would do it again.
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Ayumi: I don't follow the rules.
Ayumi: I follow cute dogs and cats on social media.
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When Conan puts Sonoko to sleep to solve a case:
Ran: Amazing! Sonoko, your just like Sherlock Homeless!
Conan with Sonoko's voice: IT'S HOLMES!
Ran: *begins to suspect that there is something wrong here because that's how Shinichi always responded to that joke*
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Aoko: Where the devil is Akako?
Sera: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe she melted?
Haibara: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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Shinichi arrives only to disappear shortly after, again.
Sonoko @ Ran: if your boyfriend doesn't change *hits her with a magazine* THEN CHANGE OF BOYFRIEND!!
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*The TV is freaking out*
Haibara: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again, without changes*
Haibara: Yeah, that didn't work with my sister either.
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Ran: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, “Oh, Ran is such a nice person, Ran is so happy-go-lucky! “Ran can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, do you know what? Ran CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Ran IS in a bad mood.
^^^ Let this girl take a brake^^^
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@quite-a-character here are the Incorrect Quotes I hope you like them ♡
#gosho girls#detective conan#magic kaito#dcmk#ran mouri#mouri ran#aoko nakamori#nakamori aoko#akako koizumi#koizumi akako#haibara ai#ai haibara#miyano shiho#shiho miyano#masumi sera#sera masumi#sonoko suzuki#suzuki sonoko#kazuha toyama#toyama kazuha#incorrect quotes#dcmk incorrect quotes
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bl people i desire carnally 💖
tagged by @loveable-sea-lemon and @sandrayy !! thanks for encouraging me to thirst on main (more than usual that is jfklsdfjd)
vegas (kinnporsche)
this gif is incredibly innocent looking but to be clear, i am just as attracted to him (if not more) when he is covered in blood <3 anyway starting this list off strong with my moral compass compromised by sexy lol. i have no excuses. let's carry on
tiffy (lovely writer)
ended the career of every bike-riding bisexual ever. her impact is unmatched, her beauty is unparalleled, and i am frankly not above groveling at her feet. we stan tiffy in this house
payu/phayu/wouldn't you like to know weather boy (love in the air)
honestly screw this guy. SCREW THIS GUY. even just making this post i fell down this most ridiculous rabbit hole of gifs bc he's literally too hot. bisexual menace get thee HENCE
tay (kinnporsche)
YOU'RE MY ANGEL BABYYY BABY YOU'RE MY ANGEL.... ahem. that is to say, tay my love, i would cherish you beyond belief. give me a chance i beg just one chance break up with your boyfriend i'm bored-
ink (bad buddy)
i mean look at her. "it's so gainful" changed my brain chemistry. what do you even say. simp is not a strong enough word to describe the feelings i have for her like. ma'am i would ride into battle for you just say the word
win (between us)
every second he was onscreen i was consumed with rage at the sheer attractiveness that this man has. mind you he is a main character so that's a lot of rage.... but yeah 👍 so glad to have found this gif specifically bc wow what a moment. bless boun noppanut 4ever
miw (3 will be free)
need her to roll her eyes at me. actually, i need her to stomp on me but the eye rolling is a good start sdfkjlsdfjs. angel darling queen of my life etc. etc. etc. (also pretty please let me join your polycule pleaseeee)
big (kinnporsche)
can't put too many kinnporsche characters on this list i'm ngl :') and i couldn't NOT include big like come on. he is the most babygirl ever. his angst levels and his beautiful hair have captivated me.... you get the point. justice for big
tagging @xxhappy-chickenxx @negrowhat @porschesbabydaddy @peachym00 @a-slut-for-vegaspete and anyone else that might want to do this! feel free to ignore this if you're not interested or you've already been tagged :)
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Sacred Whispers Texts Part 3
**Trigger Warning: Some texts will contain smut.** **Credit of help writing: @thedemonicpup** Steve: Why don’t you meet me in an hour at Scoops Ahoy? ;) Menace: My pretty boy, you're just so hot. I need your help badly. I'm throbbing for you. Steve: How do you want me to help? You have me feeling all kinds of crazy right now. Menace: Tell me what type of crazy feelings are you feeling? Feelings of the hard variety? Steve: I can't stop thinking about who you might be and your latest texts are making my head spin. And yes, I'm hard. Menace: My pretty boy, my mind has been going crazy wanting you in my mouth, inside of me. Taking me without any mercy. I'm so wet, let's help each other. Tell me your fantasies. Do you revel in being with a guy or girl or both? Steve: Well, there are only a couple of people I have told about this. It's not something I'm very open about but I'm into both guys and girls. Menace: Your secret is safe with me, I promise. That sounds so hot to want both guys and girls. Pretty boy, I want you to ruin me in that uniform. Feed me that cream. Steve: Thank you for that. Only two other people know about me being bisexual. Tell me what you want me to do to you. You have got me so hard right now. Menace: I want you to ruin me. Take everything you want from me and more. I want to ride you taking that thick length into me. Feel it twitch and water with precum within me. I want you to make me scream your name over and over again. I want you to make me so rammed full of that cock of yours, claiming me as your own. Steve: God, I want to hear you scream my name. I want to feel you clamp down around me as you ride me until you lose your voice. I will make you have no feeling in your legs. Menace: God, please! I want to be shaped to be able to only fit you and you alone. I want you to take every hole I have to give. Leave me dripping full of your cum. My pretty boy, I want to feel you pounding against me, your pants, your grunts and groans. I need it badly. So so badly, I'd happily beg for it. Steve: I want to hear you beg for me. I want you to beg for me to let you cum. Beg for me to give you my long hard cock. I will make you scream for me and only me. Menace: God, pretty boy! I want your long thick cock inside of me so badly. Let my tight wet walls grind against you with every single powerful thrust into me. The grip of my walls never wanting you to leave to fill me repeatedly. I'll wear your Scoops hat as I ride your thick hard cock letting you pound into me. Breeding your cock so deeply into ecstasy, driving us both wild. Our hot sweating bodies pushed up against each other. I'll call you any name you want me to. I'll scream it for you. God, pretty boy, I'm going crazy here. Steve: God, I want to fuck you pinned to the wall with your hands above your head, chained. I want to hear you call me daddy as I fuck you. I want you to be my good little princess as I fuck you against the wall and have you screaming for daddy. Menace: Yes, daddy! Use me as your toy. Chain me up, make me bleed, have me screaming. God, daddy, please. I need you so so badly. I need your cum! Please I'm begging you. I've been such a good girl for you. Steve: You need to beg for daddy's cum, princess. You can't just have it. You need to beg. You also need to beg for daddy to let you cum. Let me hear you beg. Menace: Daddy, please! Give me your cum! I need it! Please, please, please! God, daddy, I'm getting so close! Steve: How badly do you want to cum, princess? Tell daddy how badly you need to cum. Menace: Oh, daddy, I need to cum so badly! Please let me cum for you! Steve: Then cum for me, princess. Cum for daddy and make a mess of yourself. Menace: Thank you daddy! God! I'm screaming for you! Steve: Of course, princess. Anytime. I need to get back to work now. I will text you when I have a spare moment. Menace: Yes, daddy. Thank you. I will be waiting for you. Steve: We will text soon, princess
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Inspired by that wildly adorable HiJack story "Translations" but:
Hiccup and Toothless being yanked through a magicians portal at some point after rtte but before httyd2, they end upon the opposite end, modern day.
In the center of a Troll Market....
Hiccup panics. Toothless panics. The Trolls panic.
Jim Lake jr ALSO panics when Blinky lets him know that one of Douxie's portals sucked a pre-medieval Viking through, and he is very armed, very confused and has a DRAGON.
Not even the Trolls can understand him, most of the elders from around his era having died out, but Claire magics them some mystical Rosetta Stone's and suddenly they can understand him.
Hiccup and Claire bond immediately, they're both resourceful and intelligent and gentle (despite the one legged menace being 6'1 and gangly). Toby and Hiccup get along great, so do Douxie and Aja and Krel- and Hiccup- so Jim feels so awkward being the odd man out but something about the older boy feels so odd and he doesn't know what to do...
His dragon is so cool though...
(bisexual panic!!!!)
While they try to get Hiccup and Toothless home, he's an invaluable member to the Trollhunters. Fast, clever, and stronger then most of them even without magic. It forced Jim amd Hiccup together often, and Hiccup is ever the friendly man he is, he tries to comfort JIM of all people? Like he isn't the man-out-of-time.
Hes worldly, handsome, a comforting presence Jim swears up and down is brotherly at best...but we alll knooooow no one is immune to Hiccup-aganda
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[ID: 12 posts edited with characters from the zero escape series.
quark: this lil boy in the store just coughed and said "please lord i'm only 7" [crying emojis]
dio: TBH i deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that i could be. i'm skipping out on a lot of fun here.
junpei: he's not just some guy he's bisexual
dio: unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want
dio: sure. blame the guy who's a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again
dio: yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess
anonymous ask from the post: didn't you die. akane: that was weeks ago dude. things change
lotus: with all due respect, which is none,
junpei (specifically from zero time dilemma): you will need: dark clothes (optional), dark eyeliner or mascara (optional), a frown, tears (optional)
phi (during the scene when the bombs explode in VLR and she and sigma die together): did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop
dio: how i sleep knowing there's something wrong with me [photo of snoopy sleeping peacefully]
junpei and akane: *making out with you* *stops* i think someone just split the timelines. end ID.]
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Jelsa headcanons because THEMMMMM LOOK AT THEM
Elsa is an insomniac and Jack is a heavy sleeper I HAVE SAID IT AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
Love language is physical touch. Loves holding hands often to remind them that they're more than just cold hands
Elsa loves looking at him when he's not looking. And when he does, she smile grows as he smiles as well.
Dumbasses. There are millions of dumbasses but they're my favorite.
Elsa sometimes doesn't get his dad jokes
Jack talks about Elsa the way Aladdin talked about Jasmine to the genie in that one scene
In Taylor Swift songs, I would describe their relationship dynamic as the 'sweet nothing' and 'afterglow' type.
THEY BOTH ARE MAMA'S BABIES. JACK IS A MAMA'S BOY AND ELS IS A MAMA'S GIRL. FOR SURE.
They both do not know how to dance and they just sort of learned to dance with each other.
Elsa takes her gloves off when she's with him. (Pre-coronation)
I don't think Elsa gives him the silent treatment when they fight. She knows that all his life people were passing through him like he doesn't exist, so pretending that he doesn't exist would strike a memory in him.
Constantly argues, but not too much. It's normal for them to have disagreements and things doesn't necessarily have to end up with them raising voices.
Elsa will do anything to get cuddles with this man. Everything.
Enjoys stargazing.
Elsa has panic attacks, Jack has nightmares. Get them therapy.
They're menaces that Tooth and Anna has to keep in a leash constantly /hj
Jack: "I still love you no matter how many times you sing in the middle of the night"
Jack is Elsa's ball of sunshine aside from Anna.
Jack jokes about how big her eyes are
Elsa steals his hoodie.
Jack is a switch for sur-
I cannot stress enough how much they love being in each other's arms. Ten page long essay. Powerpoint presentation. I'll do it.
They'd be cheezy parents that their future kids would be embarrassed of them being over each other.
Jack kisses her all over when she's mad at him
They both play pranks at Anna
Jack makes funny faces to make Elsa laugh when she's upset and it works.
Their mutual pining lasted longer their actual relationship /hj
Jack has scars on his back from when Pitch yeeted him, and Elsa was the first one he trusted to see them.
Elsa is a songwriter and he listens to her works.
Their first kiss was under the mistletoe
They make perfect snow angels
Elsa makes a huge ass snowball like she did with Anna in that one short clip while chasing Jack in high heels and he'd never felt more terrified and inlove before in his life.
Jack's the flirty one, but when elsa flirts back, best believe he just stands there beet red.
Jack is big on surprises, and Elsa loves giving gifts.
Their pet name for each other is either Love, or Snowflake/Frosty. Im not accepting anything more. This is my headcanon.
Elsa is thirsty for him. Girlie I know what you are. She's the thirsty one in the relationship
They're both bisexuals :)
Jack fell first, Elsa fell harder.
Sunshine = Elsa. Sunshine protector = Jack.
Jack gets along with Elsa's snow children (olaf, marshmallow, snowgies) very well. They're his children now. Marshmallow has a soft spot for his dad. All of them appeared in Jelsa's wedding. Marshmallow cried.
Jack starts the snowball fights, Elsa finishes them.
Lots of bickering.
Jack teases her about the "let it go" sequence and she loathes it.
They both play with Sandy's dream sands.
Elsa gets along with Tooth very well. Me personally, I see Tooth as too busy swooning over Elsa's teeth to consider her a love rival. They're besties and that is the hill I am prepared to die on.
For the first time in Jack's life, when they first started dating, Jack Frost was on the nice list.
North SHIIIIPPS THEMMM. He'd be the type to embarrass Jack in front of Elsa and HE WOULD. HE WOULD.
The elves adore Elsa and Jack had to shoo them away for being all over her.
Elsa helps North make toys and Jack is just being Jack.
They love playing with each other's hairs. They can't stand cuddling without doing it.
Elsa, surprisingly, was an open book to Jack.
Jack's favorite pillow is her lap.
#jelsa#royalfrost#snowtp#jelsa headcanons#jack x elsa#elsa and jack frost#crossover#crackships#rise of the brave tangled frozen dragon#rotbtfd#2013 flashbacks#here to remind u that this is still a thing
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DBD & VnC
When I watched the Dead Boy Detectives with its main 4 characters and their dynamics, I KNEW it reminded me of something. Thanks to Tumblr dashboard, I remembered!
Vanitas no Carte!
Same gender and sexuality fuckery, supernatural mysteries (ghosts vs. vampires tho), ambiguous complex relationship and nuanced psychology. Please don't watch the anime tho, it's bad, read the manga it's absolutely worth it.
I'LL ELABORATE (character parallels under the read more)
Edwin Payne & "Vanitas" Blue colour scheme
Ok let's be honest they would probably hate each other's guts but they really do have similarities.
The OG detective, the brains Vanitas calls himself a doctor but he solves mysteries first so shush
Gets bitches (unfortunately, like @ mapleleafsunset correctly noticed)
Went through severe physical torture and has Trauma (tm)
Magic user
Books
"What is love" (a.k.a. can be very dense and panic upon the realization)
Has a side that's considered traditionally feminine
Tsundere
Ego the size of a planet (at least Purple is sure of it)
Soulmates with Reddish
Deep personal relationship with Pink (deep friendship in Edwin and Niko's case and whatever Vanitas has going on with Jeanne because it's supposed to be romance but it's queer in the queerest way possible) vanijeanne haters dni
Charles Rawland & Noé Archviste Reddish colour scheme purplish magenta in Noe's case but I don't take criticism
Would totally get along and be an unstoppable force.
The brawn
Tan king
Golden retriever energy
ADHD (totally a headcanon of mine, although I'm 100% sure Noé has it)
Anger and violence issues (is working on it)
THE Sunshine
Loyal to no end (especially to the blue colour coded character)
Complicated relationship with father (figure)
"What is romantic love" (is genuinely confused)
Has complicated (sort of) romantic-ish relationship with Purple (Tell me what Charles has with Crystal? A fling? An infatuation? General attraction for so many reasons? Fell in love and came out of it as friends? All of the above and then some? I think they're inventing queer-romantic relationship as they go. And Noé certainly loves Domi with his whole heart but as a friend? Or not???? I'm so confused) I'm sure Noé's gay tho
Barely interacts with Pink but they're alike and are totally adorable and everyone'd like to see more of them together
Crystal Palace Surname-von Hoverkraft & Dominique de Sade Purple colour scheme (+yellow for Domi)
Their gossip potential really frightens me
The Bitch TM (affectionately)
Sort of a double personality (used to be VERY different until a certain point in the past)
Bisexual queen ok Domi may be a comphet lesbian we're yet to see this
Neglectful family (Domi has it better but only slightly)
Rich af
Has complicated (sort of) romantic-ish relationship with Reddish (Is Crystal in love? Is it just a general attraction? We'll see I hope. Domi is sure she's in love with Noé buuuut are we sure this isn't comphet and trauma bonding? I'm not sure. Hell if I'm sure about ANYTHING or ANYONE in ANY of these canons. Delish)
Tender and close relationship with Pink (We all remember Crystal's first reaction shut up sprites and Domi told she loves Jeanne ^_^)
Used to stare daggers at each other with Blue but eventually bonded over Reddish bitch drama queens who are too alike to get along right away (affectionate)
Niko Sasaki & Jeanne Pink colour scheme (+ yellow and red for Jeanne)
I'm afraid to think what Niko might teach Jeanne about love. They would have been A MENACE but a totally adorable one and everyone would just succumb to them no questions asked.
White hair
Charmes everyone the very instant they see her
THE Sunshine [2]
May play a very interesting and influential part in future (it's a mystery so far but is sort of foreshadowed)
SO CUTE sorry I had to
Has trauma related to a parent(s) loss
Comes off as naive but is actually more than meets the eye
Deep personal relationship with Blue (see above)
Tender and close relationship with Purple (do I have to say anything, and Jeanne said she loves Domi :3)
We almost never see them together with Reddish because the authors know we won't bear such an intense radiance and warmth :3
The way ALL the relationships are so fucking queer to the ground and complicated is the best part. Whoever calls Vnc "a queerbait" are probably the same type of people who call DBD the same. VnC also has A LOT of gender confusion and mixture, as an enby - 10/10 do recommend.
Also it's hilarious how both sources have two sets of characters where each male and female character has a "twin" counterpart and a "different" one, so it's really fun to mix and match the relationship.
Bonus: Tell me Jenny isn't similar with Olivier, I dare you. Even their weapons of choice are a meat cleaver vs. a chainsaw and they're both MESSY about it. Jenny needs a golden retriever girlfriend so bad.
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OC Introduction
Fandom: Starfield
Role: Spacefarer,
BASICS
Full Name: Julien Prince
Nickname(s): Fox
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Bisexual
Occupation and Titles: Prev: combat medic in the FC miltia (post war), random odd jobs not worth remembering. UC Vanguard Recently: Argos mining, Constellation explorer, Freestar Ranger
Birthday & Age: at the time of the game 35. Born on the 3rd day of the tenth month in the ass-end of nowhere Dodgewood, Akila
Physical description: 5'8", dense muscles, appears lanky
Clothing style: Fox does not have what one would call style. Let's just say it's a good thing his main jobs have had uniforms...will mix prints, loud colors, though he can clean up and dress appropriately when the occasion demands.
BACKGROUND
Fox is Doc Melody's twin. They left home at 18 shortly after he signed with the FC militia and began medic training. Lost track of Doc for a time, causing him to hop from job to job while searching for her. Around the time he found her in NA he met his husband, joined the Vanguard to gain citizenship, and settled into a more boring life in the UC. Then his sister tagged along for a Comm tower repair job out in Tau Ceti and...well life picked up and never slowed down after that...
COMBAT & SKILLS
Preferred fighting style: If he has to fight he favors pistols/revolvers and snipers rifles. Well more like if he has to fight he'd prefer to hit hem first without being seen but if not, he's a menace with a pistol. Like Fox is Mercy from overwatch when she stops healing and starts hosing the other team...
Favorite weapon(s): Fully upgraded Razorback, Fully upgraded Urban Eagle, A Lawgiver set up for long range (I know that's not a sniper but it's what he used!)
Special skills: He's a drummer. A really good drummer. He can also sing. He and Doc were actually in a band as teens. Photography.
RELATIONSHIPS
Family: Doc, his husband, his inlaws. His found family of close friends (including Bella and lil' Sophie). He and Doc are no contact with their blood relatives for personal reasons
Love interest: His husband, Nick. Loves that software engineer like no other.
Best friends: Other than Doc and Nick? Bella, Diego Monroe, Barrett, Vlad, and Noel.
PERSONALITY
Positive traits: Trustworthy, Brave, Adaptive, Protective
Negative traits: Impulsive, Rebellious, sometimes cocky.
Likes: exploring, amber ales, babysitting his nieces, days off.
Dislikes: Lillian Hart (you'll see), politics, IPAs
Fears: losing what family he has left
Guilty Pleasure: I mean he doesn't ascribe guilt to his pleasures but his sister would say the fact that he blasts old earth boy bands in the cockpit when he thinks he's alone. He knows all the words to every song on NSYNC's debut album.
Hobbies: Photography, playing his drums, baking, camping, driving his sister batty.
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