#Let him be cringe

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

I need more content of Kenny getting the adorable pouty type of jealous over someone else flirting with Butters. No weird alpha male aggression, just him getting stupid and doing something extreme to impress Butters harder than anyone else can, like drinking gasoline or something

[nothanksjohnny]

Guys I want angry starscream please I'm begging. I want him calculating every move he does. I want Megatron keeping him by his side because he's frightened on just how much worse starscream will become if he isn't tied down. I wanted a respected starscream because while Megatron can bash your head in star Will easily rip everything from you so he can just watch as you do it yourself. I want a starscream that confronts the others and holds his wings high. I want him to always make it aware he's the second in command for a reason. I want him to have a upper hand on Megatron as well. I want him seeking blood for his fallen fleets. I want him to be ready to carve Vos back up againfrom, the ground up. I want him to remind all the other deceptions he earned his place. I need to him to randomly show Soundwave and Shockwave just why he was and always will be second in command. I adore sympathetic Starscream but please let this man prove he's strong my mental health relys on it.

[mistresscitrusslice]

“It’s cringe” Yes, and that’s exactly what he was going for

I don't know why all of y'all are hating on "my grumpy little ball of darkness" saying its fanficy cause as cringe as it is thats exactly what Will Solace would say to Nico just to annoy him

[pansy-picnics]

everyone’s always like “girlboss nuru” this “mom friend nuru” that. WRONG. Girlfailure

[sirmanmister]

MacCready not beating the generational trauma allegations 😔😔😔

[hhhhleb]

*..heart to heart?

[laniidae-passerine]

positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond

[scumvillainess]

while i don’t really believe in the ‘shen yuan is shen jiu reincarnated’ theory, the concept of shen yuan insulting the person who’s body he’s currently possessing only to find out that was him later on in the novel would’ve been the funniest thing ever because damn you’ve really been insulting yourself this entire time

[za1ka]

pov: u want to order a drink but this guy keeps sprawling across the entire bar and chatting up divorcées, wyd

+ bonus: just checking

[sketchy-tour]

HEY REMEMBER THAT GRADE A CRINGE I WAS TELLING YALL ABOUT???

Anyway hello hi hello! This is Ivy Darling, yes yes he's the apple of Dandy and Wally's silly eyes. A pal of mine made a sort of AU where they made a stork puppet so we could design little fan babies so here we are!!!

TECHNICALLY Ivy isn't super canon to Dandy's story? But Ivy is so very comforting for me to draw if I'm very honest. Just...happy family moments ya know?? Idk idk. He's here and he's just a little guy.

Anywho, the Special Delivery AU that this is based off of belongs to @parrotparfait

OH I ALMOST FORGOT the second child in the sketches, the one holding Ivy's hand, is his half sister Bloom who's Dandy and Gloom's fan child designed by @theknifeclown jknfdjn Gosh the baby au lore is silly.

[blood-bagz]

"Wyll's entrance is too corny!!! Wyll's entrance makes me cringe!!!" You are playing DnD: The Video Game.

[peaches2217]

We as a society need to lean into Mario and Peach’s noblewoman-and-knight dynamic way more than we presently are.

The tenderness! The chivalry! The elegant nobility eased by comfortable familiarity! These two are the living embodiment of all those fancy paintings of 13th century knights and their lovers and I for one want more.

[clown-bimbo]

Fuuuuuuuuck gentle dub-con with trey...

Cw for dub con

Cw for cringe smut writing >~< just kinda word vomited I'm still not used to writing it yet

18+ content below

I think it's gn????? But it's prob very afab leaning I'm sorry

In the kitchen with Trey. So homey, so domestic. Wholesome baking hours fr fr.

He made a special treat, just for you.

You didn't even notice he was working on the side project. So of course you also wouldn't know what extra ingredients he added.

Suddenly feeling warm all over. Flushed. Holding onto Trey like he's a lifeline. He's smiling so sweetly, chuckling as he helps guide you back to Ramshackle

Only, you don't make it that far from the kitchen before you're gripping Trey and desperately begging him for... for... for him. You need him.

You drag him or he drags you or someone drags someone into his room, you're lying on his bed, fuck, it's like you can't get your clothes off quick enough. He continues to chuckle, the very picture of control.

Once hes undressed as well he moves over you, and you grab him by the neck and pull him towards you, needing flesh on flesh. He kisses your neck. You whimper against him.

"I know, I know..." He whispers into your ear. "But let me enjoy this, first, okay?"

Large hands feeling you up and down.

You don't know how long he's been thinking of this.

And even though he can tell how desperate you are–even though he knows how desperate the aphrodisiac he gave you is making you–he takes things slow.

A hand on your breast, the other on your thigh, mouthing at your throat while what you need rubs against you but not in the way you need.

Whining and begging and rubbing up against him. Every gasp or stillness of breath from him is a small victory.

You're dripping as you rub up against him. Trying your best to angle your hips, but you can't get him in, so you continue to rub on. Even without entering you, he's already coated with you. You use what you can get for any stimulation, rubbing yourself on his member for any sort of friction.

His hands go from exploring to holding you down.

He brushes his nose against yours, stating into your dazed eyes with his focused ones.

He grinds up against you once, then pulls away.

"Tell me what you want," he stares right at you as he says it.

"I want you, Trey." You respond.

"And what do you want from me?" He presses up against you once more, still not giving you want you need.

"Please, Trey, I need–I need you inside me, please I-I need you... need you..."

"Yes?"

"Fuck, I need you to fuck me, Trey, please."

And then he finally, finally, fuckin enters you.

There's that second he takes to just enjoy it, enjoy being inside you for the first time. He almost seems like he won't move at all. You thrust up, causing him to chuckle once more, and he pulls back.

He sets a slow pace at first, enjoying himself, enjoying you. Buy it's not enough for you, and so you continue to buck your hips, but then he's pressing in fully and holding your hips to the bed.

"Patience is a virtue." He teases. You whine.

He keeps you pinned to the bed, continues slowly dragging himself to the tip then slowly pushing himself back to the base.

His mouth is at your ear, you can hear his breath, feel it come out in short bursts.

It feels like torture.

You need more, so much more. You wrap your arms around him, then your legs. You buck into him again. You grip onto him with everything you have. Tighter. He can feel it. With his mouth at your ear, you notice how his breath catches in response.

"Trey, please, I need you to fuck me."

He smirks.

"As you wish."

Slow thrusts become more forceful. He holds you closer to him, pushing in as far and deep as he can go. He pocks up the pace, soon panting into your ear.

"Fuck..." you gasp, "Yes... Trey..."

Each little exclamation makes him go a little faster, a little harder, encouraging you to let out every little word until words are too much work and you let out every sharp gasp and moan instead.

Trey holds you as close as he can, rutting into you with all the pent up fury of a man who had been waiting for this for God knows how long.

"Fuckin finally..." You hear him pant. "Mine... all mine."

You moan in reply.

It doesn't take long now for everything that's been building up since your treat to come undone. You gasp and pant around him. Your heart's pounding in your chest, your head rings, you're not quite sure where you are.

His grip on you tightens, his thrusts grow frenzied, then he's gripping you like he wants to mold your body into his as he empties himself inside you. He stills, keeping you held close to him.

"Mine."

[creative-clawmarks]

When your crush buddy keeps looking at you like one might look at their dinner through the window of the microwave. Relatable issues.

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KO-FI

[arttsuka]

I made something....

The drawings:

[dykealloy]

the catholic rejection of it all