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We as a society need to lean into Mario and Peachâs noblewoman-and-knight dynamic way more than we presently are.
The tenderness! The chivalry! The elegant nobility eased by comfortable familiarity! These two are the living embodiment of all those fancy paintings of 13th century knights and their lovers and I for one want more.
#like câmon mario is literally a modern medieval knight#except instead of slaughtering innocents in the name of christianity he battles a fire-breathing turtle-dragon every so often#this man is down so fucking bad and would do literally anything for peach and sheâd do anything for him in return#âbut peaches all this emphasis on romanticism is cringeâ THEN LET ME BE CRINGE THEIR DYNAMIC SLAYS ME#peaches has opinions#mareach
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âI feel like peaches2217 would have a FIELD DAY with this!â Friendo, you have never been more correct in your life.
Mario would spend every second of free time crafting for their baby. He wants to surprise Peach with a nursery, fully stocked and ready to go! The first thing he builds is a crib, simple but sturdy with little mushroom reliefs. Then he makes a rocking chair with delicate designs and fashions the softest cushions he can find to the seat and back. Then he makes a changing table with compartments for storing diapers and wipes and all that good stuff, then a short bookshelf because of course theyâll want to have plenty of stories on hand to read to the baby, then a cheerful toy box, and of course thereâs gotta be toys to put in that toy boxâ he goes above and beyond (and, some might argue, overboard), and by the time he unveils it all to Peach, sheâs so overwhelmed with love and gratitude (and hormones, but mostly love and gratitude) that sheâs inconsolable. So Mario plops down in the rocking chair and sits her in his lap and holds her close until she can compose herself again. đđ„č
Anon youïżœïżœïżœre a fucking genius.
The thought of Mario being a skilled carpenter and making things for the people he loves is so sweet! Now I'm imagining him building a crib for when him and Peach are expecting, or making little wooden toys for his kids, or any of the kids living in the Mushroom Kindom! He's such a sweet guy like that. đ
Awww he absolutely would, omg. đ„čđ
First of all, Mario gaining that Santa Claus reputation by offering children presents is so him, I can see that perfectly! đđ
And him building things while waiting to meet his own child!! đ YESSS. đ I don't often talk about the whole family dimension of Mario and Peach's relationship (both because it's so far into the future in my version and because I don't usually include ocs in my work), but this is everything to me and I adore the idea. đ„șđ§ž
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i need kan to bring down that capitalist family sorry home i support women's rights and wrongs !!!
#wdym ur family is cursed old man dont drag ur grandson with you lmaoooo#interesting to know what will Peach do once they find out Kan's reason#even more interesting to see Home consider Kan's pov and both of them dismantle the generational trauma#so far the show has depicted class disparity quite well i hope they dont screw it up by u know forgiving the real estate tycoons#like bringing kan's father back to life so he can persuade his daughter to stop whatsoever#poor ppl helping a rich guy gain their family's reputation back ahahahahahahah couldn't be me#JUST AN OPINION BTW#i love this series so muchhhhhh#peaceful property the series#haunted house on sale#LETS GOOO DO WEALTH DISTRIBUTION HOME !!!
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Calpico white peach
Just a quick one. I was in t&t mart looking for a different beverage (tba) and saw one of these which were suggested to me by @annoyingalchemist so I figured I'd give it a try.
They're actually under the umbrella of Asahi who make my favorite Japanese lager as well as my favorite shelf stable iced coffee (highly recommended my yours truly)
I've seen these around but never thought to try them because they're usually next to milkis which are a similar product (dry milk/lactic acid containing soda) that are smaller and carbonated which I prefer.
I tried the peach one because peaches make me giggle and squee âșïž
It wasn't bad. The milk gives it a creaminess and there's a stronger yakult-y sourness to it compared to milkis but I've had stronger yakult beverages before and I found the sourness lacking slightly. The peach flavour was also quite artificial tasting; I didn't see aspartame on the ingredients list but it's that kind of flavour which I wasn't a fan of.
That said it was refreshing. I'm willing to consider that maybe I was setting myself up for a more artificial tasting experience when I went for the peach so I think I will try some of the other flavours, although I likely will not make any new post about them unless i have a lot to say.
Solid C+
#calpico peach#c+#if anyone has any opinions on what flavours of these are the goat id welcome them (:
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Been seein some rather cold takes about Daisy latelyâŠ
Iâve seen some people say that she has no personality outside of fanon, but thatâs just not true. There is a very very common misconception among the fandom (at least that Iâve noticed) that if a character doesnât appear in a âmainlineâ game, then they have no personality. But Iâd argue that the spinoffs actually offer waaaaay more in terms of looking into character personalities. And no, Iâm not talking about the RPGs ala M&L and Paper Mario as those are obviously full of personality (and Daisy isnât in those). Iâm talking about the Party, Kart, Tennis, and other sports games.
Yes, Daisy hasnât appeared in any mainline game since her debut, but sheâs been in nearly every sports game and her traits, stats, abilities, victory/loss animations, and various other tiny details add up to her personality. The fact that sheâs nearly always yelling or just speaking really loud in general (noticeably more than any other character), the fact that she constantly feels a need to say her name and make herself known, how she loves flowers and considers even a small patch of flowers worth protecting, how sheâs easily bored by tasks that donât excite her and isnât so reliable for them. She tends to jump around a lot, and spin and dance around when sheâs excited! Sheâs apparently a rather fast runner and that is considered her specialty! These are all traits that are displayed in the spinoffs, and thereâs probably soooo many more that I just canât remember right now.
Now, I do think her tomboyish nature is probably fanon, as I donât really remember seeing anything to show that she acts that way in the games. I think people probably think sheâs tomboyish due to how loud and energetic she is. But hey, thereâs plenty of fanon for just about any character from any fandom out there. And whatâs so wrong with that? Isnât the whole point of making fanworks to expand on the framework already provided by canon? If we want to stick to whatâs actually âcanonâ then nearly everything the fandom has created would have to be tossed, because there really isnât much to work with. Fanworks and fandoms thrive on what fans can create based on the canon work, not just sticking to it perfectly.
Itâs fine if you think the âfanonâ Daisy outshines the âcanonâ Daisy and you dislike that. But to say that she has no personality aside from fanon interpretations just tells me that you have a very narrow idea of what counts as âcanonâ in an already rather simplistic world. The Mario games are very simple and straightforward without much consistent lore that actually makes sense cohesively, but the characters are what keep everything tied together despite that. The characters are nearly always consistent, and that includes Daisy. Even when the setting is completely different and some random new villain shows up with some random new power source to steal or species to torment, our same well-known lovable characters will be the center of the story and thatâs what makes it fun!
#devin speaks#super mario bros#princess daisy#i mightve gotten a bit too personal with my views of canon vs fanon but i still think it needs to be said#people who argue over what is considered canon in a video game series are so funny to me#especially a series like mario that has expanded soooo far from its original premise#its different than a show or movie since most shows will finish their main story before delving into spinoffs#most of the mainline games are literally just bowser kidnapped the princess and mario has to save her#very few of them offer any insight to personality of anyone#that isnât to say theres none at all but i still think the party kart and sports games offer waaay more#of course everyone is entitled to their own opinions and if you dislike daisy or think shes boring then whatever you do you#i am simply sharing my opinion as well :)#sorry time to be salty real quick#literally the entirety of waluigis personality comes from the spin offs but no one talks about him???#he is literally in the same boat as daisy but i never see anyone saying they dislike him for his âfanon personalityâ#really makes you think#people rag on peach for âhaving no personalityâ too but hers shines through the spinoffs as well#and even the rpgs!! shes actually in those and has multiple voicelines and cutscenes and people *still* say she has no personality!#i know this is about daisy but gosh mario ladies in general are treated rather poorly unless theyre eye candy#im glad rosie debuted in a mainline game with a clearly given backstory spoon fed to the player so she doesnt get this treatment lol
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âDonât you hate pineapple?â Peach asks.
âYes.â Daisy shudders as she takes another bite. âBut I love annoying your little hero even more.â
In the background, Mario is letting lose every expletive in the Italian language. Luigiâs face is buried in his hands, though whether heâs more ashamed of Marioâs behavior or Daisyâs desecration of a good pizza is up in the air. All is right with the world.
Daisy orders pineapple on pizza just to piss off Mario
#how did we ever survive without mario and daisy friendship dynamics this is a GOLDMINE#peaches has opinions
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I've been replaying Paper Mario n64 and it's wild how Peach in this game is so clearly the blueprint for Felicia and in general my preferred type of female captive whumpee. hear me out... trapped in a superficially comfortable place but with no freedom, no chance of escape, at the mercy of her captor. sneaking out every chance she gets to try to gather information to share with her friends outside in hope of rescue. lying to her captor and manipulating him however she can to make her life easier and make rescue more likely. reading her captor's secret diary and playing trivia games with his underlings and baking cakes. she's truly everything. formative influence for sure.
#it's everything to me#also idk if this is a controversial opinion but I like the peach sequences in n64 a lot more than ttyd#there's a lot I like about ttyd!#but I feel like peach has a lot more agency in her parts of n64
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Why is clef so mad in the Mario drawing đ
Itâs up to your interpretation to why heâs a lil grumpy!
However personally to me itâs probably because he got convinced to become a cutesy sentient hallucinative mushroom!
Look at his stupid smile. Look at his squish. Tell me that you wouldnât consume his cheeks. Look how fucking happy and optimistic it is despite its world literally burning around him.
Its exactly the cutest shit that Clef would probably despise.
#they speak!#ask#I like this anon now#Iâm calling you the đ anon#my anon#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#sorry but yes#Iâm just vibing and itâs all up to interpretation of whatâs going on honestly#Meri deserves to be best princess and it all devolved from there#brain has become fish but jokes on it I have Meri as princess peach so HAH#you can disagree with me on this idm#I also love hearing differing opinions so#:D#inbox gremlins
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After watching all the new episodes past the âITS GOTTA BE PERFECTâ specialâŠI really gotta wonder-
Howâs Peach Gonna fare? You know,once she gets out!! Knowing her characterisation in SMG4âŠI bet you sheâll be VERY mad-
Iâve skimmed the episodes for the little scene we get of Peach,and she seems to be building her way up from the fleshy keyboard nightmare-scape that her castle became-
IâŠthink this might end up being building up to a new arc maybe?? Or a new episode!!
Either way,I just canât wait until she gets out >:0
#Her building is really futuristic looking!! Maybe it could use the nightmarescape to power itâŠ?#Is she planning revenge on the SMG4 crew??#Maybe this will end up being the new castle???#I JUST WANNA SEE PEACHY AGAIN!!#I know sheâs never depicted very seriously from what I saw-#Heck- MARIO has more serious moments than her!!#But imagine if she did!! :0#This may be an unpopular opinion but Iâm not really into her being Potrayed simply as and I quote#Angry irritable wife lady#Itâs just not my cup of tea!!#I still love SMG4 though of course!!#SMG4#smg4 its gotta be perfect#smg4 peach
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I sit down to read a comic. My cat, managing to contort herself into a near-perfect cube for maximum screen-blocking purposes, decides I am not allowed.
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Mario rarely calls Peach by her name. At first it's out of formality â she may be his closest friend, but she's also royalty, and he's going to give her the respect she's due. If he's feeling particularly bold, he might call her Principessa, but for the most part, she's Princess to him for the first several years of their friendship.
There's a period right when they cross the threshold into romance where he does call her Peach. The way he says it reflects the state of their relationship at the time: hesitant, uncertain, but filled to the brim with cautious hope and still-unspoken affection. It's a dream come true.
And then just as quickly, Peach just feels too stuffy, too serious. She's delighted to learn one day that there's a pasta dish called pici, which sounds just like peachy, and so Peachy is what she quickly becomes to Mario. It's fun and playful yet not so cutesy that it can't be used during more sincere moments.
Eventually Mario finds the nerve to branch out into more openly romantic forms of address... in Italian, because even the thought of baring his affections so brazenly in English makes him feel lightheaded. So when Peach isn't Peachy, she's amore or tesoro or amata or dolcezza, and having to fall back on his native language to speak so bluntly works out for both of them, because each and every foreign endearment makes her giggly and weak in the knees.
And eventually, somehow, he's able to translate at least one of those endearments. The first time he calls her my love, she almost doesn't catch it; his accent gets especially thick when he's flustered, and he says it so quietly and then can't even look at her, so it takes her several moments to process. He's just about to apologize and promise he'll never say it again when it all clicks into place, and she shuts up whatever apology he was planning on with an overjoyed kiss, then another, then like twenty more. He can rarely say it above a whisper, but he makes it a point to say it more often anyway, just for her.
By some estimates, he only calls her Peach once for every thirty to forty times he calls her any of the above mentioned pet names, and usually he doesn't even mean to. Peach will pout and ask in her most pitiful voice if he's using her name because he's upset with her, at which point she's smothered in ticklish kisses and showered in the usual endearments once more.
#this was supposed to be like two short paragraphs max.#peaches has opinions#peachesâ illustrious lore#mareach#mario x peach#princess peach#mario#smb#super mario bros
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me đ€ felix moran not immune to the sour cream and chives chips on sale
#Felix has nothing to do with this really I just was like wait this is a felixcore snack to me#I can never come up with food specificity as I draft and need the characters to have food preferences but Iâll eat stuff myself and then be#like OHHHHH#atm felixâs strongest food opinion in RR is that he hates peanut butter#wait he also has a canonical obsession with McDonaldâs strawberry milkshake#me thinking about rr part two like omgggg his favourite things are strawberry milkshakes and cocaine#and peach flavour of course
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All the arguments online about Vivian's trans identity used old japanese version as a reference point, so I wanted to see what japanese community has to say about it, and was suprised to see that it's in fact the game's original text that was rewritten.
Original japanese text:
" "Three Shadow Sisters"? Where did you get that!? You're not even a girl!"
"I'm sorry, sister..."
Rewritten japanese text:
"It's not "Three Shadow Sisters", its "Three Shadows Crew"! I'm always telling you that, damnit!"
"I'm sorry... it's just, in my heart I'm your sister as well..."
And checking the currect remake translation i t is very much exactly the same text, it makes it less as direct hatred for her identity and more like dismissal of her as a part of the family. Compare to Gamecube english version, where she is instead mocked for her looks, but not gender identity. This is so interesting to me, because in modern political scene the most annoying opinion is how "localizers are erasing culture and trying to push their own narative", when in this same game the older english translation erased character's whole identity, opting to instead make it less obvious and in a way going againts the original intent. And seeing that the modern remake is even more progressive even without english intervention makes me so happy, although I do admit it's not AS clear about it as original text. It's not bad of course, later on she directly says that "Even if my body is male, my heart is of a pretty girl." I don't know if you can be any more clear about it than that.
If anything, japanese people are at the worst neutral, and at the best are just as excited that a character that they love gets proper recognition from game's text.
What 90% of comments were more focused on is when naked invisible Peach walks on the ground and you can hear her bare feet slapping sounds, they have different priorities.
#ramble#anyone who says âermmm actually the original game-â can go to straight to hell immediately#unless if theyre a white supremacist who believe that western propaganda has poisoned the based nippon society#then its something even worse than hell#Youtube
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TANGLED IN RED | j. todd | 0.8k
SYNOPSIS: you wrap yourself up in jason's red jacket, and he finds it endearing ;
NOTES: i wrote this post-surgery recovery so i get a pass on any mistakes thank you :â -â P cross posted on my AO3.
⯠MASTERLIST ; NAVIGATION.
In the tangled web of a relationship, the couple shows and tells their affections in all kinds of different ways. Sometimes, it's the soft, but sickly sweet way their touch lingers on one's skin. Sometimes, it's the saccharine taste that is left in one's mouth after a shared kiss.
Sometimes, it's as simple as a piece of one's clothing on their partner.
It's something Jason never gave a single thought to. Until you showed up. With your honeyed gaze and sunshine grin. The thought of you in clothes that belonged to him lit a fire on his skin. In every crevice thoughts of you reside. Thoughts of you wrapped in his signature color, red.
Unfortunately, he hasn't had the luck to see you hugged by that ruby-red. Not even a sweater in cold weather, not even a t-shirt on lazy days when both of you stay at home, tangled in one another.
Even now, as the merigold rays of the sun peek through the vanilla curtains, hitting the cloud-like softness of your shared bed, he stares at you getting dressed.
It's the everyday domestic tenderness he takes comfort in. Your brows furrowed, focused as you sifted through different pieces of clothing that lay messy around the room. His own red leather jacket barely covers his frame.
âMaybe something more light,â you murmur, turning on your heel to show him the two blouses hanging from your hands. âWhat do you think?â
In his mind, you could wear either of them; you'd still look flawless. He could say that, but he knows you need an answer.
âDitch them both,â he answers as he props himself in the palm of his hand, âthat's my expert opinion.â
A mix of shock and embarrassment floods your flushed face. âYou'd have me ditch the pants too, wouldn't you?â
âYou really want me to answer that?â
âNevermind,â you click your tongue as you finally choose the rosy-colored blouse, bringing it close to your torso.
Not yet close enough.
He moves closer, wrapping his around you. You melt into his hold, but panic as he leaves pecks at the corner of your lips. You can't help but give him a dopey grin.
âJason, câmon,â you giggle, trying to break free from his grasp, âyou'll smudge the lipstick!â
He settles you in his arms as his head lays on your shoulder, holding your gaze. It doesn't seem like he plans on letting you go soon.
You shuffle again, hand reaching for the peach-colored lipstick. A glint of light reflecting from the lampshade twinkles in your eyes. A sight he can't seem to tear his gaze away from.
The outfit you chose lays undisturbed on the bed. The light rosy-colored silky fabric contrasts with the milky white of the sheets.
You had picked your outfit for the night after many hours of contemplating, and glares sent his way after another failed try of voicing his opinion about your outfit of choice.
Much to his dismay, you don't plan on going out with him naked on the date you both planned for weeks.
âIâm still sticking with my suggestion,â he shifts to lay on the bed, mindful of the silky fabric of your clothing.
You huff, cheeks flushing a deep red, a look he enjoys and basks in seeing.
A little closer.
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Maybe it's the way you cling onto him for warmth, or maybe how your hands dig into his pockets, searching for his hands, but he doesn't even feel a tinge of the rainy and cold Gotham weather. The single touch of your hands on his has him hungry and starving for more.
Instead, he focuses his attention on you, and your frustrated tries to keep warm. The cold air hits his face, but he doesn't feel it, the warmth rushing to his cheeks, protecting him.
Walking down the road, lit with neon signs and a few lampposts, you two finally reach the destination of your long-awaited date.
Moving into the small, but cozy café, both of you take your seats. He leaves his jacket hanging from his seat. The scarlet-colored leather looks out of place at such a place. Jason gives you a quick peck on the cheek, moving to take your orders.
Coming back, he spots that his jacket is gone, not left on the seat but wrapped around your shoulders.
Your shoulders. Your hands grip the jacket closer as you curl into the leather even more, taking in the warmth and feel of him.
Red. On you. His red.
âOh, sorry,â you chuckle. âItâs still cold, even in here.â You notice his gaze on the fabric hugging your frame. âYou don't mind, do you?â
âOh,â he stammers, ânoânot at all.â Taking a seat opposite of you, he listens as you go on about the last few days. He can't help but give all his attention to the red that you bring closer to yourselfâhis red you tangle yourself in.
© ROBINSFILM ïč I do not give consent for my writing to be posted or used on any other platforms without my permission and proper credit.
#jason todd x you#jason todd imagine#jason todd fluff#jason todd x reader#jason todd#jason todd x gender neutral reader#jason fluff#jason todd needs a hug#dc#batfamily#red hood x you#red hood x reader#red hood imagine#dc x reader
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Hey my lovely, could i equest a blurb where reader seeks one of spencer's hugs and he's all soft and mushy about it!! I just think he'd give really warm hugs and want one so bad!
shy!reader + post!prison Spencer have a hug
Spencer understands why you might find him intimidating. He did go to prison for a few weeks, and even if the idea of his being a potential felon didnât scare you, thereâs nothing wrong with being nervous around the unknown. Youâve had a few more weeks to get to know the others on the team. He tries not to take it personally that youâre closer with some of them than you are him.Â
Plus, youâre awfully shy.Â
Spencerâs been trying to communicate that heâs an idiot. He was shy, once, and he tends to be shy about things now, too, even if heâs taken to hiding that. He hides a lot, these days.Â
But things arenât hopeless with you. Youâre inarguably his best work friend now that Morganâs not around, taking the desk next to his âthrough coincidence or insistence, he has no idea.Â
âWhat flavour do you have today?â he asks.Â
You show him your bag. The convenience store outside of work has the strangest sweets from all sorts of places. Youâve been bringing in a different bag each day, and you always share. âToday is apricot and peach âmillionsâ,â you tell him, shaking the bright pink bag like a rattle.Â
Inside, the millions bounce against each other like miniscule polystyrene balls but with a heavier weight.Â
âAwesome!â he says, holding out his hand. âPlease?âÂ
You rip the corner and tip a generous helping of candies into his palm, doing the same in your own hand. âReady?â you ask.Â
âThree, two, one.âÂ
You both tip your heads back at the same time. Apricot and peach are similar flavours, and Spencer canât tell the difference when theyâre both in play. He can also taste apple juice and the sharp citric acid flavour they put in every candy.Â
He canât tell if you like them. He quite enjoys it, will happily eat the leftovers if youâre not interested, but your attention isnât on the candy when he looks up. Youâre staring straight at him.Â
âWhat?â he asks, perturbed.Â
âNothing, just. Had a rough morning. Thanks for trying the candy with me.âÂ
He frowns. âIâm sorry. Let me know if thereâs something I can do to make you feel better. I can make you a cup of hot chocolate?âÂ
âDonât worry about it.âÂ
Spencerâs sure that to an outsider, he and the team appear to travel to a hundred cities a month. In reality, cases arenât as densely packed, especially with the government expanding their profiling teams, and the majority of Spencerâs day is spent answering emails and giving advice to agents, law enforcement, and his colleagues. He doesnât see much of you (where youâre forced to work ViCAP calibration as newbies usually are, almost like a hazing) but he does take you that hot chocolate around lunch time. Just to make sure you have the option.Â
Itâs sometime past four PM when you appear again.Â
âHey,â he says, turning to you where youâre paused behind your desk chair, âyou're finally done?âÂ
âNot yet. So many case files to transcribe, opinions to cross check, signatures andâŠâ You wince. âItâs a lot. You already know.âÂ
âI donât, actually. I only ever had to do ViCAP as punishment, and I was extremely well-behaved. For a while, anyway.âÂ
You hesitate with something heavy on the tip of your tongue. Youâre like every profiler wherein your tells are self-identified and quelled, but youâre still so new, and Spencerâs an expert. You want to ask him for something, but you donât think youâre allowed. If he presses the issue youâll shut down, and if he offers you another cup of hot chocolate youâll simply drink it without letting him in on the real secret.Â
Spencer waits.Â
âSpencer, you donât have to say yes, just⊠Youâre the nicest friend I have, and you always know what I need to hear. Um, I know you donât like touching people and I wouldnât ask you to if you donât want to, but itâs been a really long time since someone hugged me, andâŠâ Your voice gets quieter and quieter, until youâre whispering, and then fizzling out.Â
âYou want a hug?â he asks, surprised.Â
âIf thatâs okay.âÂ
âI give really good hugs,â he warns, climbing from his chair immediately, arms opened, an unmissable invitation. âYouâll never get over it.âÂ
âReally?âÂ
He canât believe you came to him specifically for a hug. Heâs gonna lose his mind. Gentle, Spencer ushers you into his arms, head quick to duck down, his thumb on your shoulder.Â
You couldâve asked anybody in the office for a hug. Penelope would have hugged your brains out. Emily, Unit Chief and secret sweetheart, wouldâve taken you off of ViCAP and given you a loving pat on the back. But you didnât ask Penelope or Emily, you asked him.Â
âYou donât have to ask me first,â he says quietly.Â
âYou donât like touching.âÂ
âThatâs more to do with germs, and Iâm not worried about yours,â he says. âUnless youâre about to tell me you have a headache.âÂ
âItâs like this pounding behind my eyes,â you say with a laugh.Â
Spencer smiles, his mouth and nose to the side of your head. He gives you a good ten seconds of quiet, his palm warming your shoulder, before he murmurs, âAny better?âÂ
âYouâre really warm,â you murmur back.Â
Spencer resists the urge to squeeze you. âIt's the oxytocin.â
âOr youâre just really, really warm.â
#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x you#spencer reid x y/n#spencer reid x fem!reader#spencer reid imagine#spencer reid fluff#spencer reid fanfic#spencer reid oneshot#spencer reid scenario#spencer reid drabble#spencer reid fic#spencer reid fanfiction
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Sun Wukong/The destined one (mostly relationship) headcanons!
The people have spoken and the people crave monkey business. So let's get down to it!
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Post journey Wukong is a wiser, stronger monkey, but don't let him fool you he's still a trickster at heart.
When you first meet, he has you refer to him as 'Great Sage'.
Earning the right to say his given name isn't so much a big moment as it is just him beginning to care for you. You slip up, whether it be because you were sick or injured or just not thinking, and he doesn't correct you. In fact he kind of likes it.
He doesn't make a big deal out of it, but if you watch closely you can see his tail twitch and his eyes lost in thought.
One character flaw you'll have to deal with, even when you're just friends, is Wukong thinks he knows what's best. He's old and wisened and POWERFUL; if he thinks he knows something will be best for you, he'll do it without so much as telling you.
Credit to Hanibalistic! Their one shot about Wukong and stealing an immortal peach for a mortal reader was perfect and exactly how I think he'd act! That impulsive, "I care about this person and will do what I think is best for them regardless of the consequences or their opinion" is very... him.
Hey, we all have our flaws. (Just don't tell him that.)
On the positive side, he wouldn't let a scratch befall you. At some point you'll stop instinctually defending yourself because of how safe you feel with him. Which is heavily ironic considering how often he himself will put you in dangerous situations just to pull a prank.
But besides your poor heart from getting scared so often, you have nothing to worry about. Wukong won't leave room for even one mistake to slip by him.
Expect him to never call you by your name, almost ever. He chronically tends to call people by titles or nicknames. From calling the tang monk, master, or how he'd call Bajie 'idiot' for most of the book- just expect something. He'd only refer to you by name if he were really serious.
Something I personally find really funny that isn't represented in many medias with him is that he's OLD. He's old as hell and he knows it. In the book he'll often refer to basically everyone as 'nephew' or 'little brother' which is oddly endearing and also really funny.
I feel as though most people don't utilize how heavy he is- even in movies and stuff. His staff is like thousands of pounds! You aren't moving him unless he wants you to. God forbid you end up cuddling. Even while resting I never think he'd put his full weight on you, but you'd definitely be stuck.
Will never refuse to help you, but will tease you endlessly for needing it. "Helpless little thing aren't you?"
His love language is gift giving and acts of service.
He's impulsive with words, but look at how he treats you and you'll see how he cares.
Considering his connections, expect to have the world at your fingertips. He'll never leave you wanting, you'll always be satisfied. There is no gift beyond his reach. Just be careful what you ask for, because he WILL get it one way or another.
He is a king, a leader- it's basically second nature to be serviced, and that's why it's so important how he acts toward you. For you, he stays vigilant, ready to catch you if you fall or feed you when you're hungry. For you, he'll carry you in his arms if you're tired. For you he'd put himself in servitude.
Monkeys also show affection to one another by grabbing at each other for attention, and grooming one another's hair.
I don't think he'd have any trouble getting your attention, he's very vocal! So he'd focus more on your hair. Don't be surprised if he randomly starts combing through with his fingers or just playing with it. It's calming for him, and another form of affection.
You've changed him for the better... And for the worse. He happier, more content and occupied (which is good for everyone). BUT, should you ever disappear or get stolen from him he would surely devastate heaven and earth to get you back. The last thing anyone needs is another, more wrathful, Wukong rampage.
Expect to get shown off at every convenience! You're his king/queen and he'll make sure everyone knows it.
You have the BIGGEST wedding. And I think the best part would've been the Chuangmen, which is a wedding game tradition, usually meant for the groom to prove his loyalty, devotion, and desire to marry the bride by completing tests made by her bridesmaids. There are a ton of really interesting Chinese wedding traditions that I would recommend reading about, but with the sheer power of Wukong, these challenges in particular could've been absolutely ridiculous!
Wukong isn't jealous, no that would be ridiculous, he has nothing to fear. That by no means doesn't mean that he doesn't get offended on your behalf. He's gotten upset at not being greeted properly, there's no way in HELL he doesn't get pissed if someone were to flirt with you. They're lucky if all he does is kill them.
Feel free to make fun of him for not being able to swim. He'll absolutely make you regret it, but do it anyway it'll be funny.
Am I the only one that thinks he'd be great with kids? đ€
Like COME ON- the dude probably helps take care of the baby monkeys on his mountain. He tells them cool stories to get them riled up. Will lay down and let them play with his hair while you read or sing to him.
Give this man kids I dare you.
That's a topic for a different post đ
Likes kissing you on the top of the head, will also lay his forehead against yours just to be close to you.
These two designs I really like for him! Y'all let me know in the comments which version is your favorite <3
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The destined one may look like Wukong, but they're certainly different in... most areas.
Being selectively mute makes things a good share more difficult to communicate with him than Wukong, but it has it's charms.
You'd just been... tagging along with him. He didn't mind, unlike the wolves and undead he'd been beating through, you proved no threat to him.
He figured you would just leave on your own- or die. But by some miracle even he didn't understand, you stuck by him through rain and dust storms alike. By the time you made it to the New West he felt obligated to keep you around.
For the first time since you started following him, you were actually in danger. And to both of your surprises, he dropped what he was doing to protect you.
Don't bother asking him why. Whether you do, or simply tell him thank you, he'll just wave you off. But you notice him walking closer to you than normal after that. No longer were you left to catch up with him while he sprinted off; he'd keep stride with you now, glancing at you every now and then.
He CAN talk, and he probably surprises you the first time he does. It's not even for something important. It's just one fateful night where you happen to decide to mess with his hair. You'd pull away after a moment and he'd rumble out a little, "Don't stop."
Now that you KNOW he can talk, it's even more annoying when he refuses to answer you.
He finds it amusing when you get frustrated with him about it. He can't help it. The whole time you're grumbling or ranting at him, he's just staring at you with his stoic face... thinking about how cute you are.
Feel free to give him a name. Not like he'll argue with whatever you pick-
But really, please call him something other than "the destined one". He'd never really needed a name before, but he'd treasure whatever you decide to call him.
He probably has a nickname for you too, he just only says it in his head...
Will click his tongue at you to get your attention. (Absolutely does the 'tsk tsk tsk' thing people do to call their cats)
Speaking of getting your attention- ^ remember how monkeys show affection by just kind of grabbing each other and squeezing and pressing their head against each other?
Yeeeeah. He's a touchy monkey. He won't ask for affection, so he kind of just does it himself. Will rub his head on you, not unlike how cats or rabbits do to mark things they like. Except he's just doing it to be affectionate.
Gets cuteness aggression and WILL just grab you.
If it wasn't obvious, his love languages are physical touch and quality time.
Doesn't need help putting armor on, but if you want to help he won't stop you. (The closeness makes his heart beat fast)
If you were ever both in a bad spot- being threatened and not in a place to put up a good fight, he'd cover your body with his and bare his fangs at whatever was trying to hurt you guys to intimidate it. (It probably wouldn't work- but it's an instinctual response.)
If your feet got cold in the snow in the New West he'd pick you up and let you rest on his back for awhile.
Likes when you rely on him like that, it makes him feel stronger. And besides it just "being his destiny", knowing you'll get hurt if he loses helps him focus during fights.
Terribly jealous individual.
The glare he would give someone is straight up deadly. Watch out for how his tail flicks around when he's irritated too đ€.
Absolutely adores the sound of your voice, it could bring him out of a coma fr.
Doesn't mind being little or big spoon, he just likes cuddling. Wraps his tail around you when you do.
Always always makes sure you eat before he does, even though he's the one doing all the fighting.
Will let you win play fights (most of the time).
Hearing him laugh is the cutest thing ever I swear- It probably took you off guard the first time you manage it.
Doesn't know how to take compliments.
Probably short circuited the first time you complimented his appearance.
Very gentle, slow kisser. Likes having you in his lap, but will grab cheeky kisses every now and then too. Will tilt your chin up when you kiss, every time.
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