#Laughs at own pun

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[mag-loopy]

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf

Now get ready for Wisp on a Crisp

[vm-haunts]

If Dick is Big D and Damian is Little D, then I propose Danny should be called Medium D.

Get it because he sees ghos-

[porcelana-r0ta]

I know the respective fandoms of DC and Miraculous Ladybug have a certain disdain for MLxDC fics but I think there's a potential for fics where Luka leaves Paris and just keeps traveling to different US cities because he keeps figuring out secret identities and he's just this 15 year old kid growing increasingly frustrated and exasperated at how badly everyone hides their identities and he just has to pretend to be oblivious even tho it's Their Fault for being Bad At Secrets and shouldn't adults be better at this??????

[sunkissedkales]

i made a bad pun

Four: the forge is just up ahead

Time: you mean the four-ge

The chain: ........

[jeonghan-yoons]

jeonghan in paris

featuring a baby tiger

[for-my-mind-to-run-around-free]

I have finally calculated it. This is the mole interest:

Pay in tags, per mole picture posted. Drawings also count. Mole interests must be paid.

[somegit]

Man like tyrone feels the most like a British childrens puppet

[a-very-tired-jew]

Italian Americans during spooky season be like:

[pineweedle]

Why are firefighters popular?

they’re smoking hot.

[poof-its-gone]

My problems are like William Afton

They always come back

[telomirage]

"great, then I'll need you to give me whatever you can. it can be a secret—it would have to be a good one. it can be a promise"

[…]

"okay, great. I promise I won't let go of your hand" - campaign: skyjacks without context

[krtke]

One day when I'll be older and with more similar friends and certainly in another country,

I'll go straight to a gay bar .

[homosexual-fast-dancer]

Okey okey I will gush a little bit about my boyfriend, the loml, husband, darling, sweetie-pie... well you get it-

look at him he's soooo silly!!! Like he's the goofiest ever, he's all chill most of the time but it's so funny when he gets either super happy or super annoyed. But I think he's also one of the nicest members, he's a bit dry but he never means any harm. He's also so cute! I love the scene in Muppets Take Manhatten when he's told to sit and gets a head pat, it's goofy but also so cute! I wanna pet his head and rub his belly man (some people get all the luck-), and his voice? Oh my gosh, he sounds so nice like I know it's the same voice they use for Teeth so I probably have a soft spot for it, but I really can't imagine another voice being more perfect for him it really gets across his warm and friendly vibes!

Hehe he just makes my heart feel so... full <3 (Truly he is the best Muppet ever-)

(Also posting my fave Rowlf cause I can't look at it and not get all giddy :3)

[peachesancreams]

Hello dearies!

Lmao I knew yall wanted the Alastor x reader difnjwkdjdjd (he’s one of my favorites too guys I feel)

Glad you liked it tho!! I have one more to go of the wives, Husks wife who is actually my favorite ngl, and then we get into the deaths!!!

That came off too excited but honestly I’m just excited to gab about these ladies, they’ve been on my mind for a minute and others need to enjoy them

[absentmoon]

"aaauuuhh" <- impression of the sound i made out loud just now