porcelana-r0ta
porcelana-r0ta
PorcelanaRota
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She/They, struggling idiot, fic writer. My Ao3 is PorcelanaRota.
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porcelana-r0ta · 2 days ago
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frontflip into a dropsplit next season
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porcelana-r0ta · 2 days ago
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I feel like the Fenton Ghost Assault Vehicle is underused in “on the run from the GIW” stories
It’s a modified RV, so it’s got living space in it. They’d definitely need to disguise it, but they could then travel around in it.
It’d be like a road trip!
Sure, they’re on the run from the government and probably have to repeatedly disguise themselves, but nevertheless! Road trip! It’ll be fun— right Dann-o? Maybe they can even drop by some other ghost hotspots for some (nonviolent) research!
Idk i think that could be a really fun prompt
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porcelana-r0ta · 2 days ago
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the fact that the switch 2 tech demo tutorial 'game' costs money and is digital only is insane. remember when every wii came with wii sports for free? do you remember that? i am going to hunt down the nintendo execs for sport
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porcelana-r0ta · 2 days ago
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new meme format just dropped
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porcelana-r0ta · 3 days ago
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porcelana-r0ta · 3 days ago
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The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)
The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.
Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.
*broadly defined
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porcelana-r0ta · 3 days ago
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everyone please give a warm welcome to NEW SET
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porcelana-r0ta · 4 days ago
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Contacts - Gator Days
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porcelana-r0ta · 4 days ago
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okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.
twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.
i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.
so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.
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porcelana-r0ta · 4 days ago
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As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books
Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.
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porcelana-r0ta · 4 days ago
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A Man of Few Words
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porcelana-r0ta · 4 days ago
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how come you'll say tragedy is your favorite genre and then 100 thousand million people will be like "you should check out this adaptation of this famous tragedy but the twist is there's a happy ending this time." GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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porcelana-r0ta · 4 days ago
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I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health
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porcelana-r0ta · 4 days ago
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i hope you write (i hope we both write)
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porcelana-r0ta · 4 days ago
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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porcelana-r0ta · 4 days ago
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Where there is love there is life
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porcelana-r0ta · 4 days ago
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The head operatives of the GIW create a secure message chat to discuss the future plans after having successfully capturing the menace Phantom… not realizing they added reporter of the Daily Planet Clark Kent to the group chat.
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