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I gasped at this shot

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every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks

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death of subcultures and death of third places are directly connected and you can’t convince me otherwise

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i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

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being a classroom aide is basically like being a henchman if the primary duty of a henchman was tying the wettest shoelaces imaginable

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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The Justice League get an alert on the watchtower that a small town hero named Phantom is on a warpath to find and battle Santa for “emotional damage”

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they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

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I could not not share this.

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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this post on reddit fucking killed me the other day