#LITERALLY a whole nother level

[silverskull]

I flew from Canada to Iceland (to Ireland)

THROUGH THE NORTHERN LIGHTS

it was more amazing than it looks

The pilot did not announce it and everyone else was asleep and it was like my own little fantastical world outside the window.

[butchford]

I think we need to blow up the mouthwashing tag on every social media site

Solid fucking agree 🚬🐴

[demobatman]

elmike will always be one of my number ones i am so sorry im rowing this boat alone

[bubblesxo]

while i do love the concept of the batfam meeting a de-aged bruce pre-jeremiah, i think i love the concept of them meeting him mid-jeremiah best

[avionvadion]

Are we sure Ryan Gosling isn’t a fake name and that he’s actually just Ken who left Barbie World after a while to pursue his dreams of being a cowboy, was adopted by a couple who recognized him as their Ken from childhood, unintentionally landed an acting gig, and has been going around calling himself Ryan Gosling for years, even though he’s actually just Ken, so Mattel doesn’t put him back in his box???

[silvertiefling]

&&. let it be known that we may have universal healthcare in canada, but it fucking sucks, i'm in so much pain i want to toss my cookies and the doctors keep dismissing it as acute mechanical back pain without actually sending me for any xrays or tests

[owentheraptordad]

OutofRaptor;

It's always fucking Ian Malcolm with the daring rescue plans.

In Jurassic Park, he waves around a flare to get the attention of a T-Rex to save Lex and Tim.

In Jurassic World: Dominion and the Extended Cut of Dominion it's 'spear a flaming giant locust on a sharpened stick and throw it into the Giganotosaurus' mouth' to save the gang from being eaten.

This man is the most daring sonuvabitch I've ever known and I love him for it.

Just, jesus man, do you not know fear?

Then again, he is a Chaotician. Lol.

[sparkspropaganda]

i think i follow certain character's tags just to cause me anguish. remember when a guy who used to work for the CIA took victor, a Latino character whose whole premise is fighting against the genocidal future his father wanted for him and said "no he's gonna lose that battle a little. also I will give him a retroactive drug addiction."

[muchmossymess]

I may be a bit late to the guillermo del toros pinocchio train, but holy shit did that alter my brain chemistry

[ihaveanaxe]

This is true but 7 hour video essays that have ZERO filler, just constant beautiful analysis and opinions spilling elegantly out of my speakers, are a religious experience

i actually don't mind if 4 hour video essays are kind of nothingburger content wise, i don't click on a 4 hour video essay if i want something concise and effective. but when a 15 min video essay is excessively redundant and hollow that is when i start growling and clutching my cursed throbbing red eye

[temmiemonomae]

Anybody remember that furry that hinted at 'fireworks' for the 4th and then it came out he planted a whole bomb somewhere public? What tf was that all about

[whitehartlane]

do you guys ever think abt brennan’s scar ☹️

[pulchrasilva]

Why is this person correcting the grammar in my post wtf

[nerdyintp]

I was actually so insanely excited just hearing Luke say kleos because I learned about it in college in my classics courses. So like, as much as watching the show brings me back to when I first reading it in 3rd grade, it also feels like it grew up along with me. Like back then it was based on Greek mythology and stuff but silly goofy, and now it’s like… instead of just explaining the concepts, we’re getting the Greek terms and stuff as well. It just feels like he’s talking about the Homeric inspirations and historical side of things more, and since I’ve actually studied that stuff somewhat now it’s really exciting. Young me would have been learning about kleos in that episode, but current me can link it to the Iliad and the Odyssey and Greek culture and now I’m just thinking about how Clarisse is already starting to hate/dislike/be jealous of Percy because he immediately gets some glory by killing the Minotaur but she, a daughter of Ares, has yet to prove herself and earn any glory. And it’s not just as simple as wanting to be the best or have some glory, but it’s the expectation or idea that kleos itself is a goal for every warrior. Not only that but he has the Minotaur horn, a spoil of war, to represent that glory

obsessed with the search of glory being a driving factor for the demigods. these are kids who have spent their entire lives as outcasts, being haunted by nightmares and monsters no one believed were real. most of these kids die before reaching adulthood. of course they want attention, of course they want blood, of course they want to win. there must be goodness in this suffering. it cannot all have been for nothing

[icycoldninja]

FLUFFCEMBER DAY#13: (Floyd x Reader)

FLUFF HEADCANNONS

-Better not have any back issues. If you do, you're either going to find them miraculously cured or worsened in a matter of days thanks to this clingy weirdo.

-We all know he loves to squeeze people, but for you, things are on a whole 'nother level. He really lives up to his last name, when you're around, he literally leeches onto you and it takes forever to get him off.

-Wrecks all your plans in a heartbeat, pulling you away from whatever you were doing so you can go cause some trouble together.

-Very very messy. He hates doing laundry and has no qualms about leaving his socks and things all over the place.

-Is basically a skinny, slightly unhinged jock. He loves sports, exercises frequently, is almost always moving around, isn't the brightest kid in NRC, etc., and while this is somewhat unrelated, would make quite a competent thug.

-Regularly initiates pillow fights, flour fights, water fights, water balloon fights--any kind of fight, really.

-Is a reliable source of shoe related information. He knows everything about shoes, from their styles to which shoes go with what outfit. He might not be a fashion guru like Vil, but he is an expert when it comes to footwear.

-Will let you borrow his jackets, and since he's a pretty tall dude, they will look cutely oversized on you.

-Teaches you the delicate art of squeezing people till their spine cracks, but you're gonna need some more practice before you're as good as him.

-Will drag you with him to every little event that he, Jade, and Azul have to go to. Whether you're in Octavinelle or not, you're an honorary member of the fish mafia.

-Likes to dance, especially with you, and if you happen to have the confidence and skill, expect weekly dance offs.

-Has surprisingly good movie taste in just about every genre, but he noticeably gravitates towards action.

-Every now and then you may get lucky enough to witness Floyd in his full eel form, and man, is it beautiful.

-Sometimes he appreciates mermaid/fish jokes and sometimes he does not--his mood swings dramatically so you never know what he'll be feeling like.

[hungharrington]

STEEB SENDING AUDIOOS

MDNI this entire blog is 18+

this…. this thought…. ok cos he’s a bit of a slut, steve knows what he’s doing already, okay? he doesn’t even need any training from you - he fucking knows that it’s all about the whines and moans and while he’s vocal in bed with you, it’s a whole nother level if he’s sending something when he’s alone— like just the thought of you listening to it wherever you are, clenching your thighs and getting all flustered, gets him all the more whimpery, rambles and rambles pouring out his mouth

he’s mean with the timing as well. you’re out with your friends, at a restaurant catching up for one of their birthdays and you hadn’t gotten to see steve the last couple days too- both of your shifts getting in the way. steve’s been that usual level of clingy when you guys spend a couple days apart, texts every couple of hours saying i miss you sweetheart >:( and i love you btw! and that oh my god it’s been literally so long since i’ve seen you i’m forgetting what you look like because he is the worlds biggest drama queen — but when it comes to dinner time, your phone buzzes in your back pocket and you fish it out innocently, figuring it’s another sappy message from your bf - and you’re half right! it is a message from your boyfriend but it’s a message that says i miss you :( followed by an voice message

you stare at it for a whole minute, a hot spark burning low in your gut— it could be that he went out with robbie and has had a couple drinks but it’s a little too early for him to be that trashed. just to be safe, you excuse yourself to the bathroom and silently curse yourself for not bringing any headphones as you slip into the empty bathroom, sliding into a stall for privacy just in case — pressing play, you hold the phone up to your ear with the volume on low and strain to listen.

for a moment it’s quiet, then you can hear some shuffling, like steve’s rearranging himself and then his low voice rasps through your speaker, “hey baby,” there’s another shuffling sound before he speaks again, voice a little breathier than usual, “know you’re out with your friends, m’sorry, just keep looking at how goddamn pretty y’look tonight— that photo you sent?” he pauses, inhaling jaggedly, and there, in the pause, you can hear a faint lewd noises and the spark in your tummy catches, burning hotter. he’s jerking off- he’s fucking sent you a voice message of him jerking off while you’re out with friends, he’s evil. “fuck,” he huffs shakily, the sticky sound of his hand on his cock getting a little louder, his pace a little faster, “i can’t stop looking at it, at how gorgeous you look tonight, just wish you were here.”

you can’t see him but your imagination gives you plenty of fuel as steve’s shuddering breathes turn a little closer to moans, a whiney noise slipping out as he thumbs over his slit, “miss you, honey, s’just miss you so much— ah” you startle, realising you’re still in public when he lets out a particular loud moan and it echoes inside your stall. you can’t bring yourself to pause it though, just turn down the volume a click — and cross your legs tightly, holding the phone closer. bastard. he knows exactly what he does to you.

“wish it was your hand, you always- mhfm- fuck, you always treat me better, treat me so good,” he whines, more and more shallow moans reverberating through your phones speaker. you swallow heavily, feeling arousal start to pool in your tummy right as steve starts to pick up the pace properly, the squelching noises louder than ever and his moans all but whimpers now, your name amongst every one— he gets all gaspy as his orgasm gets closer and closer, the noises quieter as you realise he’s dropped his phone away from his mouth, focusing on getting himself to finish- it only makes you more hungry for his noises, holding the phone close and just when you hear him whisper your name pleadingly, like he always does before he cums, the door the bathroom opens.

you jump, scared by the sudden noise, and your phone clatters to the floor— the scuffle hides the final of steve’s pitiful noises as you frantically scoop your phone off the floor and pause it, fingers tapping wildly on your screen until the noise stops. you clutch it to your chest and there’s a moment to breath when the person who’s entered calls out your name — it’s one of your friends checking if you’re alright but considering the clatter of your phone, she hazards a good guess, “god, were you on the phone to steve? you guys are the clingiest couple i’ve ever met.” and you huff an awkward laugh, “ha, something like that- hey, i’ll be right out, gimme just a sec,”

a breath of relief escapes you when her feet turns and leave back out to the restaurant and you finally peel your phone back— feeling a flush of embarrassment as you realise you’ve somehow sent a random keysmash back to steve’s message when you dropped your phone. he’s replied back, saying exactly the reaction i intended ;) and then have a good night honey :) i’ll see you soon, i love you x