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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name · 1 year ago

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last thing the doctor sees after rory williams finds out there's another human+ girl out there who didn't get kidnapped and brain washed into being an assassin even though she was technically born before melody

#dw #doctor who #rory williams #river song #rose noble #14th doctor #11th doctor #molly mumbles #OH SO WHEN ITS *YOUR* ACCIDENTAL BABY SHE GETS A NORMAL #LIFE HUH. ALRIGHT!#lmfao

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ratatatastic · 18 days ago

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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...

Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)

#aleksander barkov #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #2425 #the global series is a gift #“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance #the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence #maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate #“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh #you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now #“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and #expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered #and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing #“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN #“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE #“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes #“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve #“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot #he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE #THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH #MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE #SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE #SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO #the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there #we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???

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the-eclectic-wonderer · 3 months ago

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You know what would be funny? If his name actually isn’t Jonah. He’s still the Magnus that founded the Magnus Institute but he’s, idk. Robert Magnus. Henry Magnus. Something like that

#it’s him alright the pseudo-scientific unethical approach and callous disregard for human life are a sure clue #i just think it would be really funny #another thing that was really funny to me is the trevor herbert mention. bc I didn’t recognise him LMAO #I was like ‘huh that name sounds familiar’ but I thought it was like. an actual politician’s name #but NO surprise it’s another guest from tma!!! dying on the floor I’d completely removed him from my head #anyway hilltop mention!!! we’re going in!!! taking out the big guns!!!!! can’t wait!!!!!#tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #tmagp 27

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palilious · 1 year ago

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And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting.

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ask-the-biggering-onceler · 6 months ago

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I'm excited for the ball!! Can you drop more info about it?

Of course, darling!!

I'm so glad that everyone is so excited for this event!!

It will be located in the ballroom floor of my factory...That's right!! In. My. Factory!! Anyone is allowed to come!! Nice change of pace from Thneedville, huh? Sheesh, wrong choice of words.

There will be delicious food options and the entertainment of pure company of each other.

(By the way, wearing green is very much recommended, of course~!!)

Isn't that neat? Anyone is going to be able to meet me, The Onceler himself!!

This event should be taking place very soon, citizens. I look forward to meeting you all.

#Hmmm...this won't be overwhelming to you Oncie...?#...I don't think so Ma. I think it's a good idea.#And why's that? You really want RANDOM people just wanderin' around here??#I will admit that part's a bit iffy. But they'll only be in the ballroom.#Hmm.#Plus...they'll eat it right up. Sure would take the ACTUAL overwhelming aspect of my life off my shoulders.#Oh what...that silly account you made?#It's not “silly”!! My intention was to be closer to them for them to view me in a more personal manner. It worked...partially.#...Yeah alright...so...are you gonna get me that dress I wanted?#...Huh...?#You should remember this Oncie!!#Oh...right!! Yes ma.#Here...take my glass. Why not wind down a bit tonight?#Yes ma.#That's my boy!!#ask the biggering onceler #biggerler #phase one #onceler askblog #moonmel #moonymelly

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sysig · 14 days ago

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Challenge level: Impossible (Patreon)

#Doodles #Spoiler alert: I was in fact not normal about it lol #You can tell those first two are old by comparison for how short my hair was at the time lol #From back in July! I guess I just hadn't been drawing myself much there for a bit huh #As for that last one I swear I Promise I drafted this in September it's not a reference I'm just actually genuinely Like This lol #I didn't choose this life etc. etc. lol #From the top!#Burst of inspiration wherever could that have come from hehe <3 What could've happened in July that made me want to draw I wonder hehehe #Bit funny considering I fell off posting - not like the inspiration stopped! And what I Did draw was Very lol #I still have some of it in an ever-present photoviewer because I like being able to look at it at any point <3 #Still inspired! Still want to do more studies!! So pretty ♥♪♫#Sleepy thoughts - I had my Pkmn Diamond/SoulSilver field dex/guides for all of like two months and then they were packed up again #And this was Before the Pokemon burst! Sheesh sheesh #I love my field guide dexes they're so neat and well-made ahh #I have got a couple craft projects still back-burnered - those papercrafts to do with Pokemon are still on the list!#A little Pokedex-notebook is so fun.......And I have Pokemon stickers that I could put in it or on it......ah........#I do want to! I will at some point the energy will return to it eventually #Alright so the main course lol #Went fabric shopping for plushies because yes I Am determined to Make Thing! Another that's been a bit backburnered - but I will!!!#I do still really want to it's turned out pretty good for far :) But while I was shopping!!#We did the usual small talk thing with the store employee like ''Oh what are you buying this for'' that whole back-and-forth #So I explained that I was making plushies and needed the tear-away stabilizer to draw the embroidery outline on #In my head I was being very tempered because while /I/ know that I'm making a Max plushie not many people are familiar with him (wrongly so)#Lol #So we continued and he was like ''Oh cool I've made some patches with embroidery :)'' so I asked of what and he lead with CotL's crown #And then-#Look Zarla's work was Already on my mind with Max as my project I was in a Delicate Way already do you really expect me not to talk about it #The answer was no and he walked away with a Vargas recommendation in his pocket I hope he enjoyed it lol #And I got my fabric and started work on Max's face it's fine it all worked out in the end it's all good it's great lol #I Was encouraged to come back with my finished project so that's on my to-do once I get him in a presentable state haha

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naes-dairy · 5 months ago

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I guess the root of my problem is that I feel really out of place everywhere.

#tho i guess its alright because i have one (1) place where i kinda just nudged myself in there #and because I'm there so much i cant possibly be out of place but. aside from that #pretty much everywhere i feel out of the loop #even on tumblr i feel pretty lonely n im starting to reblog less n less again #discord is a whole nother thing i feel like im going to explode if i try to hold a conversation with multiple people #i just cannot do multiple people. i have to consider muktiple peoples opinions and continue the conversation???#i physically cannot do that #so. i feel pretty isolated #and i mean even at college i dont rlly know anyone there #i didnt even know there was a little event everyone went to???#i had no clue what everyone was talking about?? i didnt see any email about it #even the teachers were talking about it n im just clueless #so yeah .#ive come to terms with the fact that i wont belong everywhere but #it hurts rlly bad yknow #and its so tiring. i can't keep up with ny good words n i can't even follow my own advice #im a mess n a total flop n gosh. life sucks huh #heres to another friendless year ay college???#heres to being myself: a total wallflower loner #expresso the depresso #what #what?#i truly do hate myself huh

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loverboybrightsideghost · 1 year ago

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does anyone know how to do this. does anyone know how to do anything?

#bluebird.txt #life is life no matter what huh #do you get better at Life with time? does anyone ever know what they're doing? ever?#does anyone ever figure it all out #is there only One Thing TO figure out?#at least i've gotten better at realizing sooner that no one's actually gonna kill me if i fuck up but #man not by much soemtimes i feel like my whole life will crumble if i make one misstep in the wrong thing #i will be fine though #even if no one knows what the fuck they're doing #millions and billions of people before me have not known what they were doing and lived #i'm not dead yet so i guess i'll be alright #at this point i should get that tattooed on my body somewhere #might delete this #ignore it

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vanillashusband · 2 years ago

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I daydream about being held by another man so much it hurts

#bug dad txt #MY HEART ACHES AAUUUGHFHGG #alone on valentine's day night? god i'm pathetic #man i am so touch starved.#its so insane for me to think about people giving me basic kindness that i'm like 'that happens? people do that in real life huh???'#people walking you home‚ texting you to make sure you're alright‚ making an effort to make plans with you? that's amazing to me #*takes -1 touch starved damage*#people liking me? impossible. getting a hug? extinction level event #i'm sorry ignore me #/neg

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keeps-ache · 2 hours ago

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why's all the colorful stuff always in the kids' options oTL

#just me hi #Whyyy [laying on the ground facing up. hand on your shoe]#I see a thing with colours I like and it's either a) fast fashion garbage that'll break down quick + be incredibly uncomfortable #or b) only goes to size 10 in kids #Must I suffer. Its already hard finding my shoes they're funking Black kdhsvfh #Not only would colours just be nicer to wear they'd also be easier to find <3 #And I got the go ahead for multicolour so Whyhuhyhyhhyyyyy lmaoo #And if I get recced another pastel palette I'll explode. It's just not happening. Help kfvsh #It's either pastels or dusty colours I do not vibe with at this time. Or black #And black can be Fine but I don't want black but I also don't want to die immediately walking around and Blaaahh bloooooo ouhrrrr #My mother said this shoe brand she wants me to get shoes from has good colours and I go to check it and you Won't Believe What They Had #I've been SNUBBED #is that the word here? Hang on loll :)#Close enough 👍💥��#SNUBBED dude. Just awful kfshsh #I don't want neutral colours I am so tired of them lmfhsf #That and pastels. Lord please I am begging for a restraining order against pastels #I had this same problem looking for skates last year whyyyy am I supposed to be beige and faded blue all the time BLAH #//anyway I Did sleep yea :>#I'm also slightly hungry which my explain my renewed issues with this but yk what I think I would had this problem anyway. Peace kfdhshf #At least I can find clothing with patterns and colours i like that happen to be on the same shirt right. Right #Okey I'm gonna stop talking abt it Lmfhsvfhd #//yea I've got some left over energies from last night and a thing I've gotta get on so :3 #I think I've figured out my process w/ the tradi inking and then colouring! Went at record speeds last nnnI mean this morning Kfhsvf #Though I have Got to eat before that. Sigh. Sigh. Sighhhh #Life: you get to eat but you also don't have a choice lmao #Same thing with sleep. And baths. Why must good things suck so hard [shaking my fist]#//anyWho I'm going on my way. Onnn my way #Yep. Moving now. As we speak uhh huh #Alright toodles pfsh :>

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malachitezmeyka · 25 days ago

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Just remembered I have to go back to school on Tuesday and I'm this close to actually fucking losing it

#ever since I fucked up my college application it feels like everything is just getting worse and worse #we're two months into the school year and I'm already so fucking done #I have no strength nor desire to out any actual effort in #everyone expects it of me. dad will actually fucking kill me if I don't deliver #but I can't #I've been doing this for 12 goddamn years #I was supposed to be done. by all accounts I'm meant to be done #I WAS done!! I have my diploma and everything!!!#I said that I'd never be a high schooler again #and look at me now #all because of one stupid mistake #I have no proof that life would be all sunshine and rainbows if I did get into college #probably wouldn't be #but it would be better than this #anything would be better than this #and even if I make it through this year. I still wouldn't be done. I have to go to university still #and that's another four years at least #and then work until I physically can't anymore...#what's the point? what's the point of anything?? this can't be all there is to life #it can't all be an uphill climb like this. when does it stop? when does it get easier? does it get easier at all?#right now it certainly seems that way #I don't think I'd be able to handle it if is. but I also don't think I have it in me to hang around until I'm proven wrong #what a sad existence huh. 18 years old and already wanting to die. having been wanting that for many years #I'm quite literally only still here because of my dog. I know everyone else will be alright eventually #but I have no idea what will happen to her. no one in my family would be able to take her. I can't just do that to her #she deserves better. even now. I'm an awful pet owner and she would have been better off with someone else #but she's my responsibility now. and as long as she's still breathing.. so will I #it's the least I can do for her. even if staying is unbearable. even if the mere thought of going to school makes me break down #I'm not even pushing on at this point. life is doing all the pushing. I have no idea where I'm headed but idc enough to fight against it #I'm not strong enough to convince myself I actually want to do something with my life. not again. not after last summer

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toyogamii · 20 days ago

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something changed - t.fushiguro

"hey did you-"

"get the apple juice for megs? yeah."

"what about-"

"yes, i also helped him pack his book bag."

toji furrows his brows, unable to remember the last time someone other than him had given his son this kind of affection. most of the time the people he dated looked at megumi with disdain, seeing him as an unfortunate add on rather. but not you, the second you saw megumi your eyes shone, you were elated to meet the little boy.

"... okay," he mumbles, still deep in thought.

"well don't sound too grateful," you tease, kissing his cheek and joining him on the couch, "you alright?"

"yeah just... can't remember the last time i wasn't the only one worried about the brat."

he pictures megumi's face, how his eyes brighten and he doesn't just smile, he laughs when you're around. toji's eyes soften and he can't help but grin at the thought. megumi loved you for sure and so did toji.

shit.

love?

it hit like a ton of bricks as he stared at you. you were rambling on about something or other but he couldn't here a thing. only seeing the slope of your nose and curve of your lips. he didn't think he'd ever be able to fall in love again... not after his first wife died. but here you were, waltzing into his life and taking care of both him and megumi. loving them both so easily...

"toji?"

he bliinks stupidly, his face going blank.

"huh?"

you laugh, that sweet precious laugh of yours pulls at his heart.

"i was asking if we should take megumi to the new water park tomorrow. i think he'd love it."

toji swallows hard then nods.

"yeah... yeah i think thats a good idea."

#toji x y/n #toji x you #toji x reader #toji fluff #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #jjk x you #jjk fluff #1k for 1k! - 1000 follower event!

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gregmarriage · 5 months ago

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before pride month ends, anyone wanna admit they got a crush on me?

#idk i’d like the validation #i’d also like to be kissed #it’s like mitski once said ‘give me one good movie kiss and i’ll be alright’#i feel like i’m melting into a puddle of goo #and i’d rather it be bc someone was nice to me #idk life lately….#just do a girl a favour huh?#gwen rambles #gwenposting

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kimmkitsuragi · 9 months ago

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every ramadan it becomes a (soft) arguement point that i Still do not know the differences between bayrams like

#i dont even know when it starts but oh boy it sure is coming huh #people stopped being mad and started becoming baffled that all my life i lived in a muslim country #raised muslim with the whole islam classes and all #like overwhelmingly islamic country at this point #and if u asked me what are the differences between all the important days and months #im like 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️#i dont even know when they happen or for how long #the failcringe non-believer that your teachers warned you about #what mandatory religious teaching does to a mf (zones out during your mandatory religious teaching like a chad etc)#alright that's enough i think u guys get it #🗒#no offense to all my religious people out there obviously it's just aint me idc

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bellflower-goat · 10 months ago

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hm.

#okay so #didnt really feel like saying it but its fine now so yeah #like. tumblr's supposed to b used like a journal of sorts so yeah feel like i can say that there #so. im in a new school and. wow. first off. hate to say it but man mexico really is a third world country huh. it fuckin hurts to admit it -#-but like its.painfully obvious now just. man. it sorta sucks to realize just how little resources ma old school had to work with n stuff #and now im going to an equally “bad” school and. it looks so. its so. its so much man! like i couldnt even dream of shit like this #and theyre just like yrah its nice not the best best but its nice :) when this is so so much more than ive ever seen in ma damn life like #what???? it confuses me a lot but alright #also outta topic but. man this shits got me very tired like yeasterday finished school went to eat at a cool place got home and.#and i just.slept till the next day like what?? ive done that maybe once. or twice before but those times were on purpose #like man. so like i fell asleep for a ''nap'' like at 5. and woke up the next day at like 8 hm.#that makes for 16 hours. inchresting

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2facehusband · 5 months ago

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oh, look, you're finally awake. i was wondering how long you'd be out, 'cause i can't say i measured the dosage real exactly. sorry about that.

hey, do you know where we are? c'mon, open those pretty eyes of yours and look. uh-huh, exactly. we're just at the edge of this very pretty forest, and it looks a little dark in there, doesn't it? there's probably bears in it.

no no no, hey, don't cry yet. i haven't even told you what we're doing here. see, i wanna play a game, alright? it's like hide and seek. i'm gonna untie you in just a second and let you go in there, and then i'll come looking for you! doesn't that sound fun? and because i'm feeling nice, i'll even give you a five minute head start.

(ah ah- don't be rude. what do you say when someone does something nice for you? there we go, that's a good little lamb.)

now, in the interest of being open and truthful with each other: i'm going to find you. i mean, honey, you don't even know where we are. i've been in and out of this forest my whole life. it's really a non-starter. so when i find you, i'm going to spread those pretty legs open and fuck your tight little hole until you're just screaming and crying and god, it's going to feel good. for me, mostly. but who knows? maybe you're a little more sick in the head than i thought you were. wouldn't that be interesting?

let's get you out of this rope now, hm? ready? alright, poppet. run.

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