#Kyle Jameson

[ratatatastic]

perfect captain... perfect leader... perfect man

Florida Panthers | 5.9.24 (x)

[clairebearrrs]

school doodles…. You can see Kyle peeking in… also why are sex bots following me 💀💀

[chicagocubsreactions]

[x]

[gayoxygen]

Zipping your dress for you

Michael

he's incredibly handsy. even offers to help you put on your dress for you. when you decline his generous offer, he pouts - but at least he gets to zip up your dress. he does so slowly, and with a lot of kisses up your spine, and across your shoulder. he just desperately wants you to know how much he worships you. when you're later on ready to leave, he will help you put on your shoes as well - with the same amount of playfulness.

Jameson

another tease. whenever you ask him to zip you up, the first thing he does is not zipping you up. the first thing he always has to do is put his hands on your bare back. he puts his hands inside the unzipped dress, and gently caresses your waist. this is his attempt at getting you to take off the dress and not go to the event. it has only worked once, when the event you were going to wasn't that important. he will still try every single time, and it's hard to not give in. eventually, he does zip up the dress - and he does it quickly because if his first trick didn't work, nothing will in his eyes.

"come on, just this once... i would much rather spend some time with you than go to this stupid thing- what do you mean i always do this?"

Grayson

he has a soft smile on his lips as he zips up your dress. his hands are gentle, and doesn't tug too hard even if the zipper gets stuck. he admires the fabric of the dress, pausing to look at it and feel it from time to time. in general, he just wants to take his time to appreciate how gorgeous you look right now - down to the smallest detail. after helping you pull the zipper up, his hands creep around your waist and he pulls you into his chest. minghao nuzzles his face where your neck meets your shoulder, trying to hide his smile but you can feel it against your skin. he lets out a flustered giggle as you turn around to face him.

"i'm sorry, i just can't get enough of you."

Kyle

he would gladly do it, and tries not to be a tease in the process. however, it always manages to slip out. joshua zips you up normally, all be it a bit slowly, but before you can leave he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you close to his chest. he leaves wet kisses along your shoulder, up to your neck, and a final peck to your cheek. at the end of it all, your drunk on his love and you turn around to kiss him. he leans his forehead against yours, preventing you from getting your kiss. when you sigh and pout, he only smiles.

"i don't want to mess up your lipstick. we should get going, shouldn't we?"

[baseballjerseynumbers]

Kyle Lewis takes 1

Evan Longoria takes 3

José Herrera switches from 36 to 11

Lourdes Gurriel Jr. takes 12

Gabriel Moreno takes 14

Ryne Nelson switches from 52 to 19

Kyle Nelson switches from 50 to 24

Drey Jameson switches from 58 to 27

Scott McGough takes 30

Jake McCarthy switches from 30 to 31

Miguel Castro takes 50

Cole Sulser takes 54

Diego Castillo takes 64

[marleneoftheopera]

Holiday Audio/Video Gifts!

For the holiday season, here are some audio gifts from various shows and one Phantom video! The link to them is here and the info is below the cut:

Happy holidays and I hope you are all having time for some rest!

Audios

POTO

Jon Robyns, Paige Blankson, Joe Griffiths-Brown, Kelly Glyptis, Matt Harrop, Adam Linstead, Francesca Ellis, David Kristopher Brown, Maiya Hikasa August 22, 2023; London

Tim Howar, Harriet Jones, Nadim Naaman, Lara Martins, Nicholas Garrett, Arvid Larsen, John Ellis, Valerie Cutko, Kelsi Boyden March 19, 2023; Greece

Josh Piterman, Corinne Cowling (u/s), Danny Whitehead, Katy Hanna (u/s), Ross Dawes, Kris Manuel (u/s), Sophie Caton (u/s), Paul Ettore Tabone, Georgia Ware October 17, 2019; London ​Matinee.

Jeremy Stolle (u/s), Samantha Hill, Greg Mills (u/s), Michele McConnell, Richard Poole (u/s), Tim Jerome, Ellen Harvey, Christian Sebek, Kara Klein, Scott Mikita (u/s) March 9, 2013; Broadway Matinee performance.

John Owen-Jones, Deborah Dutcher, Matthew Cammelle, Bruce Montague, Charles Shirvell, Margaret Mary Kane (u/s), Janet Murphy, Jeremy Secomb, Lucy Middleton January 5, 2002; London

Love Never Dies

Tam Mutu, Celia Graham, David Thaxton, Daniel Dowling August 25, 2011; London Tam Mutu's last performance.

Les Miserables

Christopher Jacobsen (u/s Jean Valjean), Stewart Clarke (Javert), Katie Hall (Fantine), Will Callan (Marius), Lulu-Mae Pears (Cosette), Amena El-Kindy (Eponine), Luke Kempner (Thenardier), Claire Machin (Madame Thenardier), Dejan Van der Flyert (Enjolras), Alex Shaw (Gavroche), Clohe Sullivan (Little Cosette), Tom Hext (Grantaire/Majordomo), Adam Pearce (Bishop/Claquesous), Ellie Ann Lowe (Factory Girl), Jordan Simon Pollard (u/s Foreman/Bujon), Matt Dempsey (Bamatabopis/Lesgles), Annabelle Aquino, Hazel Baldwin, Emily Olive Boyd, Ben Culleton, Matt Hayden, Sam Kipling, Anouk Van Lake, Harry Lake, Ben Oatley, Jonathan Stevens, Phoebe Williams, Ollie Wray September 28, 2023; London 15,000th show in London and the 5th show for the new company.

Sunset Boulevard

Nicole Scherzinger (Norma), Tom Francis (Joe Gillis), David Thaxton (Max von Mayerling), Grace Hodgett Young (Betty Shaefer), Ahmed Hamaad (Artie), Tyler Davis (Sheldrake), Charlotte Jaconelli (Johanna), Jon Tsouras (Cecil B. de Mille) September 28, 2023; London

Rebecca

Laureen Jones (I), Richard Carson (Maxim de Winter), Kara Lane (Mrs Danvers), Sara Harlington (Beatrice), Neil Moor (Giles), Piers Bate (Frank Crewley), David Breeds (Ben), Alex James Ward (Jack Favell), Shrley Jameson (Mrs Van Hopper), Nicholas Lumley (Colonel Julian) September 27, 2023; Off-West End

POTO Video

Ian Jon Bourg, Olivia Safe (u/s), Kyle Gonyea 2001; Hamburg, Germany VOB files. One of the most legendary Phantom's opposite one of the youngest Christine's!

[vintagetvstars]

Hot Vintage TV Men's Bracket - Round 1 - Part 1/2 (Polls 1-99)

Round 1 (All Polls)

Ted Bessell Vs. Dick Van Dyke

Jonathan Frid Vs. William Hartnell

Claude Rains Vs. William Hopper

Eric Idle Vs. Peter Tork

Henry Winkler Vs. Tom Smothers

Martin Kove Vs. Tom Selleck

Jeff Conaway Vs. John de Lancie

Dave Foley Vs. Michael J. Fox

David Hyde Pierce Vs. Tony Shalhoub

Jason Bateman Vs. Rob Lowe

Ted Cassidy Vs. Boris Karloff

Eddie Albert Vs. Russell Johnson

Bobby Sherman Vs. Micky Dolenz

Robin Williams Vs. Fred Grandy

Kevin Smith Vs. Bruce Campbell

Brad Dourif Vs. LeVar Burton

Seth Green Vs. Brandon Quinn

Matthew Perry Vs. Tim Daly

Mike Farrell Vs. Judd Hirsch

Matt Bomer Vs. Timothy Olyphant

Larry Hagman Vs. Kent McCord

Fred Rogers Vs. Bobby Troup

David Cassidy Vs. Luke Halpin

George Takei Vs. Richard Hatch

Ricardo Montalban Vs. John Forsythe

Richard Dean Anderson Vs. Bruce Willis

Anthony Head Vs. Paul McGann

Thorsten Kaye Vs. Michael Horse

Darren E. Burrows Vs. Dana Ashbrook

Adam Brody Vs. Milo Ventimiglia

Adam West Vs. Richard Chamberlain

Randy Boone Vs. Dean Butler

Clint Walker Vs. George Maharis

Erik Estrada Vs. Paul Michael Glaser

Billy Dee Williams Vs. Rock Hudson

Ted Danson Vs. Jameson Parker

Sylvester McCoy Vs. Armin Shimerman

Joe Lando Vs. Spencer Rochfort

Ben Browder Vs. Keith Hamilton Cobb

Richard Ayoade Vs. Kevin McDonald

Patrick McGoohan Vs. Robert Vaughn

Chad Everett Vs. DeForest Kelley

Jon Pertwee Vs. Mark Lenard

Darren McGavin Vs. Peter Falk

Terry Jones Vs. Alan Alda

Michael Tylo Vs. Timothy Dalton

Sean Bean Vs. Valentine Pelka

Ioan Gruffudd Vs. Colin Firth

David Tennant Vs. Robert Carlyle

Jason Priestley Vs. Tom Welling

Martin Milner Vs. James Garner

David Soul Vs. Lee Majors

Derek Jacobi Vs. Andrew Robinson

David Hasselhoff Vs. Stephen Nichols

Jimmy Smits Vs. Hal Linden

Brent Spiner Vs. Ted Raimi

Patrick Troughton Vs. Andreas Katsulas

Miguel Ferrer Vs. Mitch Pileggi

David James Elliot Vs. Andre Braugher

Blair Underwood Vs. Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Don Adams Vs. Cesar Romero

Bob Crane Vs. John Astin

Walter Koenig Vs. Davy Jones

Tom Baker Vs. Jamie Farr

Woody Harrelson Vs. John Schneider

John Goodman Vs. Joseph Marcell

Danny John-Jules Vs. Marc Alaimo

Michael Praed Vs. Kevin Sorbo

Mark McKinney Vs. Colm Meaney

Neil Patrick Harris Vs. David Schwimmer

James Arness Vs. Robert Fuller

Clint Eastwood Vs. Robert Conrad

Jonathan Frakes Vs. Michael Hurst

David Duchovny Vs. Michael T. Weiss

Luke Perry Vs. Jeremy Sisto

Matt LeBlanc Vs. John Stamos

Reece Shearsmith Vs. Alexander Siddig

Eric Close Vs. William Shockley

Daniel Dae Kim Vs. Robert Beltran

Scott Cohen Vs. Scott Patterson

Dick Gautier Vs. Michael Landon

Wayne Rogers Vs. Alejandro Rey

Gerald McRaney Vs. Robert Wagner

Simon Williams Vs. John Cleese

Brian Blessed Vs. James Earl Jones

Noah Wyle Vs. Kyle MacLachlan

James Marsters Vs. Paul Gross

Paolo Montalban Vs. Robert Duncan McNeill

Garrett Wang Vs. Nate Richert

Christian Kane Vs. Michael Vartan

David McCallum Vs. David Selby

Leonard Nimoy Vs. Colin Baker

Randolph Mantooth Vs. Michael Nesmith

Demond Wilson Vs. Tony Danza

Ron Perlman Vs. Mr. T

Ron Glass Vs. Dirk Benedict

John Shea Vs. Michael Ontkean

Jeffrey Combs Vs. Rowan Atkinson

Tim Russ Vs. Bruce Boxleitner

Round 1 Polls 100 - 128

[voices-of-hope-county]

Are there, by chance, voice files of the female deputy actually speaking, or a name of the voice actor who recorded the sound effects?

The female Deputy never speaks, but it sounds to me like she has the same voice actor as one of the cultists. You can find a transcript of most of her lines in this document if you search for “CULT_FOLLOWER_FEMALE_05”. One of the Angels might be played by the same person too.

I know Randy Yuen did motion capture for the Deputy in general, and maybe the male Deputy has his voice, but there is no information about who played “CULT_FOLLOWER_FEMALE_05” and the female Deputy…

The actor’s name must be in the credits, however, so probably one of these people:

VOICE TALENT Doug Abrahams Marty Adams Claire Armstrong Ted Atherton Kailea Banka Carolina Bartczak Lawrence Bayne Bruce Blain Jesse Bond Sarah Booth Marc-André Boulanger Wyatt Bowen Paul Braunstein Kimberly D. Brooks Jason Bryden Nicki Burke Mark Camacho Braeden Clarke Lucinda Davis Stacey DePass Bruce Edwards Jake Epstein Jonathan Goad Amber Goldfarb Alain Goulem Rob Greenway Gavin Hammon Ian Hanlin Lauren Jackson Julianne Jain Mara Junot Helen King Jameson Kraemer Gabe Kunda Tristan D. Lalla Erica Lindbeck Erin Mathews James Mathis III Jon McLaren Scott McNeil Cynthia Kaye McWilliams Chimwemwe Miller Julie Nathanson Mayko Nguyen Peter Outerbridge Lindsay Owen-Pierre Giles Panton Christopher Parson Kristen Peace Murry Peeters Simon Lee Phillips Geoffrey Pounsett Claire Rankin David Richmond-Peck Cara Ricketts Kyle Rideout Charlotte Rogers Paula Shaw Jesse Sherman Ivan Sherry Howard Siegel Jonathan Silver Dylan Taylor Jeff Teravainen Brett Watson Jane Wheeler Dan White Scott Whyte Debra Wilson Kim Yarbrough Farid Yazdani

And there is a little more information about who played who on IMDb.

This is all I know for the moment... but I hope it helps :)

[hitchell-mope]

Hypothetical titles for season 30 of 88.

The kings of New York. Season premiere. Part one. Former commissioner Jones Moriarty Wilmington is sworn in as the newest mayor of New York City, former captain of the 88th precinct Thornton Birch assumes the office of commissioner and newly minted captain of the 88th precinct Sidney Sullivan interviews prospective detectives.

The Queen of New York. Season premiere. Part two. Findlay enjoys her rank up as the wife of a police captain and daughter of the mayor. Meanwhile Sidney hires a Detective from the recently disbanded narcotics division and his wife. First appearances of Staz Nair and Sarah Bolger as Detectives Tony and Maggie Chopra.

Poodles and husky’s. A secret about the Chopra’s is revealed during the harvest moon when Maggie’s cousin drops by the precinct along an old friend of the Five Families. Guest starring Joe Alwyn as Daniel Kavanaugh and Ty Tennant as Edmond Corman.

Oversight. Sidney had to contend with the revelations about the Chopra’s while Findlay organises them a suite as the Van Buren location of the Mulligan Institute.

The pitiful children. The team takes a case involving a high school chess club that may or may not have robbed bank to get in good with the popular kids.

Stitched up. In the 700th Episode. Sidney’s highest profile case yet as captain happens when a man is found murdered and sewn back together on the last leg of the muppets 93rd anniversary concert tour. Guest starring the muppets as themselves.

Family is forever. It’s Zoey Anne Mulligan’s turn to call Arlene out when the woman’s complaining gets too much for even her go with the flow disposition.

Changing your tune. In an effort to let her uncle and cousins know she’s part of the team, Arlene arranged for what is hopefully one last meeting with Heidi Kauffman. Guest starring Jennifer Anniston and Jeremy Shada.

The lying bitch in the supply closet. The dark side of policing once again rests its ugly headed when it appears that Senator Kauffman has been abducted.

Parables. A drunk Barnaby accidentally ends up at church instead of his hookups apartment. Feature the return of Hayden Christensen as Reverend Logan Hearst.

The policeman’s ball. Part one. Thornton had his work cut out for him hosting his first ever policeman’s ball and trying to investigate a spate werewolf disappearances.

The policeman’s ball. Part two. The party is in full swing. But the Chopra’s are missing.

Start the clock. The race is on to find the Chopra’s. But it’s more difficult than it should be thanks to an extraordinarily unhelpful and anti werewolf public.

The smoking tooth. It’s almost time for the last full moon of the year. And Findlay has a bad idea to end every single last one of her previous bad ideas.

Blood sports. Midseason finale. Part one. Licked in the basement of a long ousted family, the Chopra’s and Findlay plan their escape. Guest starring Matt Barr as Kyle Blackburn and Andie MacDowell as his mother Rachel Blackburn.

Wolfsbane. Midseason premiere. Part two. Hunted by the Blackburn’s the Chopra’s and Findlay desperately try to survive Christmas Eve night. Meanwhile the team tirelessly searches for them. Guest starring Mara Wilson as Allison Daylesford, Justin Johnson Cortez as Eli Daylesford and Zelda Williams Inez Blackburn.

Desperately seeking Schubert. In this bottle episode. Theo is the key to finding a missing person. Whether he will choose to give up the information and break the promise he made is another matter entirely. Guest starring Tracee Ellis Ross as Dj Whitley, Loretta Divine as her bigoted mother Grace Whitley and the voice of Brian Michael Smith as Albert Whitley.

Win a date. Barnaby auctions off his ticket for a date with Findlay’s favourite celebrity. Guest starring Chris Pratt as Emerson Davenport and Jameson Oarlock.

Duty free. The team is called to JBK airport where a frequent flyer is causing a fuss in the stores. Guest starring Maribeth Monroe as Mrs Crandall

Incompatible. Drummond and Odessa’s plan for a baby get derailed by their physiologies.

Is all fair in love and war? Barnaby and Theo try to pick up the same woman.

Trip a little light fantastic. A blackout in Fifth Avenue forces the council to negotiate with an old enemy. Guest starring Matt Smith as The Bogeyman.

The aunty social quadrille. Justine is in tenterhooks waiting for her British republican aunts to visit from Chelsea. Guest starring Alex Kingston and Eve Best as Mrs and Mrs Demeter and Nina Clarkson.

Open mouth insert foot. Arlene’s well meaning attempts to integrate herself into Fifth Avenue life runs afoul of the worst talk shows in existence.

Murder they vlogged. The team investigate an influencer couple that always seem to be on the scene where a brutal, grisly murder has occurred.

My mother told me. After decades of refusing to change. Arlene finally has an appointment with Deucalion to get to the bottom of her problems with her mother and the rich.

The one where nothing much happens. In this Seinfeldian parody of Friends. Drummond lounges around his apartment all day wondering what to do with his life.

The ancient ancestor. On Cinco De Mayo. Jonah accidentally brings forth one of Jones’s relatives who comes with a dire warning that everyone must know. Guest starring Richard Armitage as Horatio Wilmington.

Back to the start. Season finale. Part one. Sidney’s team is alerted to a grave robbing case that mimics a similar one from thirty years ago.

Never eat shredded wheat. As the summer solstice draws nearer. The council tries in vain to prevent the Ozian Rising. First appearances of Elizabeth Mitchell, Rose McIver, Georgina Haig and Elizabeth Lail as the resurrected Witches of Oz.

[thegrimoiresvoice]

ANOTHER AU!? I know what you're saying... Gwen, you're nuts. But not only are you absolutely right, I think this one might be my most ambitious one yet. As a young nerd, there were two groups. The Marvel fans and the DC fans. And while the rivalry certainly has calmed down a bit, I was almost always torn. So, earlier in the week, I decided to do the one thing that every fanfic writer has tried at least once.

A Marvel/DC crossover.

But unlike the typical realm merger, to put it in Mortal Kombat terms, this is a universe where both properties coexist. For example, picture a group of people walking to a Big Belly Burger while listening to Just the Facts with J. Jonah Jameson. That's just a fraction. I have an ENTIRE starting cast as well.

Welcome... to Earth-812

JUSTICE LEAGUE

Bruce Wayne/Batman (Alex Organ/Edward Bosco)

Clark Kent/Superman (Talon Warburton)

Diana Prince/Wonder Woman (Grey DeLisle)

Dr. Bruce Banner/Hulk (Sean Chiplock/Lou Ferrigno)

Thor Odinson (Kyle Hebert)

Antoinette Stark/Iron Man (Erica Lindbeck/Andrew Bowen)

Steve Rogers/Captain America (Roger Craig Smith)

TEEN TITANS

Dick Grayson/Robin 1/Nightwing (Scott Menville)

Victor Stone/Cyborg (Khary Payton)

Kory Ander/Starfire (Kelly Rae Boyer)

Rachel Roth/Raven (Amanda Lee)

Garfield Logan/Beast Boy (Ben Schwartz)

Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle (Miles Luna)

Peter Parker/Spider-Man (Nathan Sharp)

Gwen "Joyce Delaney" Stacy/Ghost Spider (Avril Lavigne)

SINISTER SIX

Slade Wilson/Deathstroke (Bryan Cranston)

???/Joker (Jason Marnocha)

Dr. Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus (Alfred Molina)

Norman Osborn/Green Goblin (Steve Blum)

Howard Stark/Iron Monger (Jamieson Price)

Eduardo Dorrance/Bane (Danny Trejo)

MIDNIGHT SUNS

Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Dr. Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn (Brina Palencia)

Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy (Venus Terzo)

Nanaue Shei'ark/King Shark (Fred Tatasciore)

Louise Lincoln/Killer Frost (Jennifer Hale)

Edalyn Brock/Venom (Stephanie Beatriz/Lzzy Hale)

Kara Danvers/Supergirl (Addie Amick)

Johnny "Blaze" Ketch and Dani Ketch/Ghost Rider 1 and 2 (Clifford Chapin and Erica Mendez)

Wade Wilson/Deadpool (James A. Janisse)

Eric Brooks/Blade (Christopher Judge)

SWORDS OF RAO

Zod (Liam O'Brien)

Faora (Lauren Babic)

Non (Keith Ferguson)

GAMMA FREAKS

Dr. Brian Banner/The Father (Jim Cummings)

Rick Jones/Red Hulk (Nolan North/Darin De Paul)

Emil Blonsky/Abomination (Ike Amadi)

CULT OF FLAME

Cletus Kassady/Carnage (Robert Englund/Jacob Craner)

Frances Barrison/Shriek (Cree Summer)

Mephisto (Alan Lee)

X-MEN

Professor Charles Xavier (Peter Capaldi)

James "Logan" Howlett/Wolverine (Steve Blum)

Hannah Marie/Rogue (Meghan Black)

Remy LeBeau/Gambit (Christina Vee, but with a Cajun accent)

Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin/Colossus (Stefan Kapičić)

Illyana Rasputin/Magik (Anya-Taylor Joy)

UNAFFILIATED

Dr. Curt Connors/Lizard (Rob Zombie)

Max Dillon/Electro (Jamie Foxx)

Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin (Danny DeVito)

Dr. Joana Crane/Scarecrow (Kathleen Barr)

Waylon Jones/Killer Croc (Ron Perlman)

Victor von Doom/Doctor Doom (Lex Lang)

Erik Lensherr/Magneto (David Sobolov)

Frank Castle/Punisher (Thomas Jane)

Jason Todd/Robin 2/Red Hood (Jensen Ackles)

Flint Marko/Sandman (John DiMaggio)

Nick Fury (Karl Urban)

L. Thompsin Lincoln/Tombstone (Keith David)

Anastasia Kravenoff/Kraven the Hunter (Mariya Aranova)

Quinten Beck/Mysterio (Bruce Campbell)

Alexsei Systevich/Rhino (Paul Giamatti)

[itsaninfestation]

"How many shots would it take you to sleep with your old boss?"

Kylee spits out her drink, gagging at the mere thought of J. Jonah Jameson.

"How many shots would it take to kill me? That many plus three, just to be sure."

[questfriendspodcast]

Here are some more:

Ezra x The Lady with Cinnabar Lips

Joe x Evil Hop

Q-Bo x V-Bo

Snapoa Salesperson x Frank the Cinnamints Guy

Jameson Hopper x One-Eyed Joe (top tier enemies to lovers)

SNAPOA X FRANK THE CINNAMINTS GUY -Hallie

I’d say “Ein x rockryan shanksfossil,” but that’s just canon -Kyle

[goalhofer]

2024 Chicago Cubs Players By Nationality

American: 22 (Yency Almonte, Cody Bellinger, Ben Brown, Michael Busch, Garrett Cooper, Yan Gomes, Ian Happ, Kyle Hendricks, Nicholas Hoerner, Caleb Kilian, Mark Leiter; Jr., Luke Little, Nick Madrigal, Miles Mastrobuoni, Julian Merryweather, Todd Smyly; Jr., Justin Steele, James Swanson, Jameson Taillon, Mike Tauchman, Jordan Wicks & Patrick Wisdom) Dominican: 2 (Christopher Morel & Héctor Neris) Japanese: 2 (Suzuki Seiya & Imanaga Shōta) Venezuelan: 2 (Adbert Alzolay & Daniel Palencia) Mexican: 1 (Javier Assad) Panamanian: 1 (Miguel Amaya)

[rooting-for-the-anti--hero]

MUSE BREAKDOWN

CROSSOVERS: Leo

DEMONS:  Vegreth

KINDERGARTENERS: Crystal

CRAIG’S GANG: Clyde, Tweek

EMO KIDS: Dylan, Harker

NEW KIDS: Jace, Jonah

STAN’S GANG: Butters, Cartman

BRITISH KIDS: Estella, Gregory, Pip

GOTHS: Firkle, Karen, Pete

MORMONS: Amanda, David, Gary

HOUNDS OF TINDALOS: Libra, Tempus, Terrestris

ASIAN GIRLS: Heather Nashimura, Kelly Joo, Lisa Akimoto, TBN

RAISINS: Cadillac, Ferrari, Infiniti, Mercedes, Porsche

NON-SPVS VAMPS: Ardalion, Dzianis, Faddei, Oksana, Puddin’

WEREWOLVES: Drusus, Mother Hortencia, Israfel, Lycidas, Mika, Shades

SOUTH PARK VAMPIRE SOCIETY: AJ, Delilah, Fisher, Georgi, Bloodrayne, Larry

ADULTS: Big Gay Al, Chef, Darryl, Father Maxi, Jesus, Liane, Lily, PC Principal, Spontaneous Bootay, Stuart

FANKID FANKIDS: Calia, Cordi, Zeke, Ore, Isa, Keegan, Leora, Lil, Ozzy, Prim, Tiff, Torm, Zen

ALTERNATE VERSE!FANKIDS: Ris, Ares, Tems, Vynny, Dray, Gissie, Les, Lowell, Luci, Mags, Malia, Michelle, Priya

NPCs: Aiden, Arkadiusz, Carol, Charlotte, Christie, Crofton, Dennis, Filmore, Jameson, Jeremy, Mr. Kim, Marie, Nor'Thollia, Quaid, Sawyer

OTHER: Benji, Bridon, Eliza, Dougie, Fosse, Kevin, Kyle, Lizzy, Mimsy, Nathan, Tammy, Trent, Wendyl

ACTIVE FANKIDS: Alma, Arthur, Aster, Ringer, Brander, Brandy, Dalvoreth, Ritchie, Ember, Fauna, Gil, Gray, Greer, Etha, Lyndon, Maserati, Mason, Lili, Mona, Royce, Val, Wilt

INACTIVE FANKIDS: Acey, Colton, Delta, Dervos, Elysium, Enya, Eris, Gavyn, Gossamer, Harkon, Harper, Ianira, Kellen, Marishka, Parker, Perseus, Prince, Ransley, Remi, Requiem, Santos, Satcher, Sibyl, Umbra, Velika, Zephyr

[gayoxygen]

During my not-so-quite 18th birthday party. We’re talking about our plan and Bec is worried about her life.

Rebecca, brows furrowed in worry, said “But what if it doesn’t work ?”

“Then we will find a way, together.” You said with a dazzling smile. By together you had meant, Rebecca, you and everyone else. She knew it but still—It was honestly a scene straight from a romance. Your smile was warm and kind, your eyes soft and bright, and with your hand held out to her to shake it. Rebecca couldn't help but feel like you were asking if she'd run away with you. Her eyes widened immediately as a huge blush spread across her face. An involuntary squeal escaped her as she cover her face in embarrassment, causing you to look at her confusion while everyone else looked at you. Their faces were similar to Rebecca's. "Eh? What's wrong Rebecca?"

"Dude.." Noah mumbled with his hand covering his lower face. Tess nodded in agreement, not saying a word.

"Amy. You can't keep doing that to people.. we talked about this." Ezekiel said with a soft chuckle and a blush. Your head turned to look at your fiancée, face full of confusion at the flustered faces around you.

"What ? But I didn't do anything! I swear! I was just being nice!" You exclaimed in defense.

"Dude.." Noah said again, this time both hands covering his face as he held back laughter. Once he calmed down Noah looked at the flustered yet proud Jameson. "Is she still always like that?"

"Yep." Jameson said with a nod. Rebecca was still trying to calm herself and bring her face back to its normal shade as you looked between your friend group in confusion and annoyance. You had no idea just how charming you were.

A few moments later, a waiter entered the room, carrying a tray of glasses filled with champagne. He’d heard of your beauty - you were a hot topic amongst the other waiter - but he hadn’t expected you to be that utterly beautiful. He unfortunately wasn’t looking where he was going and walked straight through the wall and crashed onto the floor, while looking at you.

Michael and Jameson witnessed the whole ordeal, of course.

“Oh!” You gasped while Tess laughed. “Is he alright ?” You stand up to go see to him but Noah stops you while Michael goes to check on the guy himself.

“This is very serious. Now, we should get you out of sight before you endanger someone else’s life.”

You simply roll your eyes and cross your arms.

[wrestlingisfake]

AEW Fake Rankings, 9/4/2023

Men's singles division - babyfaces

Bryan Danielson

Kenny Omega

Orange Cassidy

Eddie Kingston (NJPW STRONG champion)

Chris Jericho

Adam Page

Katsuyori Shibata* (ROH pure champion)

Miro

HOOK (FTW champion)

Keith Lee

Men's singles division - heels

Jon Moxley (AEW international champion)

Konosuke Takeshita

Samoa Joe (ROH television champion)

Ricky Starks

Claudio Castagnoli (ROH men's world champion)

Jay White

Luchasaurus (AEW TNT champion)

Christian Cage

Powerhouse Hobbs

Juice Robinson

Unranked: AR Fox, Big Bill, Brock Anderson, Dalton Castle, Daniel Garcia, El Hijo del Vikingo (AAA mega champion), Ethan Page, Gravity, Isiah Kassidy, Jake Hager, Komander, Lee Johnson, Metalik*, Nick Wayne, Scorpio Sky, Serpentico, Shawn Spears, Shane Taylor, Swerve Strickland, Tony Nese, Wheeler Yuta

* Not listed on AEW's official roster

Feels like a lot of shakeup here, for a variety of reasons: The departure of CM Punk and the suspension of Jack Perry, MJF and Adam Cole becoming a hot babyface team, the dissolution of Chris Jericho's stable, and multiple guys returning to prominence on Collision.

It might seem weird to rank Danielson as the top babyface when he's clearly part of a heel faction. All I know is everybody loved him at Forbidden Door, and he was clearly playing babyface against Starks this weekend. Does that mean a turn or a breakup in the Blackpool Combat Club's future? I doubt it. Either way, I'm sure Danielson will be back to kicking puppies or whatever soon enough.

It's striking to me how Cassidy and Kingston have risen up through the ranks, but I also think it's worth callint out how pivotal Samoa Joe has become. He's become a fixture on Collision and ROH, and now he's mixing it up with MJF. It's strange to me that he's running around with ROH's midcard title when he's being pushed ahead of Castagnoli. Maybe those two need to face off one of these days.

Men's tag team division - babyfaces

Better Than You Bay Bay - MJF (AEW men's world champion) & Adam Cole (ROH tag team champions)

FTR - Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler (AEW tag team champions)

The Young Bucks - Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson

The Hardys - Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy

Darby Allin & Sting

Best Friends - Chuck Taylor & Trent Beretta

Lucha Bros. - Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix

Action Andretti & Darius Martin

The Outrunners - Truth Magnum* & Turbo Floyd*

Men's tag team division - heels

The Gunns - Austin Gunn & Colten Gunn

Aussie Open - Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher

John Silver & Alex Reynolds

Mike Santana & Angel Ortiz

Matt Menard & Angelo Parker

Vincent* & Dutch*

The Wingmen - Peter Avalon & Ryan Nemeth*

* Not listed on AEW's official roster

I'm actually not sure if the Outrunners are supposed to be faces or heels, but I like 'em, so there. I'm also not sure how long Rey Fenix is supposed to be out selling the injury angle from two weeks ago.

Conspicuous by their absence on this list is the Kigndom, Matt Taven and Mike Bennett, who are obviously being set up for a big match with Cole and MJF. At this point I don't see anyone else taking the ROH tag title from the champs, but very little about the Cole/MJF story has gone the way I expected. Maybe they could headline Final Battle in December?

As for the AEW tag title, I assume FTR vs. Gunns is the next step, but there's probably another FTR-Bucks showdown coming sooner or later. If Santana and Ortiz are really sticking together, they need to get back in the title hunt. I suspect Silver and Reynolds are out of the running after losing last night--they'll probably get back to trios matches with Evil Uno.

Men's trios division - babyfaces

Max Caster & Anthony Bowens & Billy Gunn (AEW trios champions)

Bronson* & Boulder* & Jacked Jameson*

Men's trios division - heels

Malakai Black & Brody King & Buddy Matthews

Brian Cage & Bishop Kaun* & Toa Liona* (ROH trios champions)

Jeff Jarrett & Jay Lethal & Satnam Singh

QT Marshall (AAA Latin American champion) & Johnny TV & Aaron Solo

Kip Sabian & The Butcher & The Blade

* Not listed on AEW's official roster

It's still hard to tell which trios are sticking together long term, and which ones are just thrown together for a couple of matches before going their separate ways again. As it stands, though, we've got a few heel teams for Billy and the Acclaimed to fight for a while. Cage's team has mostly defended their ROH title in glorified squash matches; if they're building them up to be unseated by a serious team, I have no idea when that will happen.

Women's singles division - babyfaces

Britt Baker

Kris Statlander (AEW TBS champion)

Hikaru Shida

Willow Nightingale

Skye Blue

Women's singles division - heels

Saraya (AEW women's world champion)

Athena (ROH women's world champion)

Toni Storm

Ruby Soho

Nyla Rose

Anna Jay

Taya Valkyrie

Mercedes Martinez

Diamante

Marina Shafir

Unranked: Emi Sakura, The Bunny

The heel side looks very strong until you recall that many of them have only had one televised AEW match all month. Nevertheless, it feels like it's time for some women to turn face, and I suppose the breakup of Storm, Saraya, and Soho will help in that regard. Thing is, the women's roster has more than enough talent to get 10 faces and 10 heels on TV regularly; they just don't for some reason. Maybe if Mercedes Mone comes in that will change, but experience has taught me that it'll take more than that.

Only wrestled in ROH matches in past 30 days: Angelico, Brandon Cutler, Christopher Daniels, Evil Uno, Griff Garrison, Josh Woods, Kiera Hogan, Lee Moriarty, Leila Grey, Leyla Hirsch, Luther, Madison Rayne, Matt Sydal, Shawn Dean

Most of the names here are not what you'd call key players on the weekly ROH shows. In other words, the real backbone of the ROH roster is mostly people wrestlers who aren't exclusive to either brand, like Athena, Willow, Joe, Dalton, etc. That's working out as far as the quality of both brands, but I'm not sure it's a good strategy for establishing a unique brand identity for ROH.

No televised AEW or ROH matches in over 30 days: Abadon, Andrade El Idolo, Anthony Ogogo, Ari Daivari, Colt Cabana, Dustin Rhodes, Harley Cameron, Julia Hart, Lance Archer, Matt Taven, Michael Nakazawa, Mike Bennett, Nick Comoroto, Parker Bordreaux, Penelope Ford, Preston Vance, Red Velvet, Riho, Rush, Sammy Guevara, Serena Deeb, Stu Grayson, Wardlow, Yuka Sakazaki, Zack Clayton

Part-time/semi-retired: Kota Ibushi, Will Ospreay*, Paige Vanzant, Paul Wight, Rebel, Rob Van Dam*, Sonjay Dutt, Stokely Hathaway

* Not listed on AEW's official roster

Inactive

Bandido (left arm - broken wrist)

Danhausen (right shoulder - pectoralis tear)

Dante Martin (left leg - unspecified injury)

Jack Perry (indefinite suspension)

Jade Cargill (personal leave)

Jamie Hayter (right shoulder - unspecified injury)

Kyle O'Reilly (neck - herniated spinal disc)

Mark Briscoe (knee - unspecified injury)

Marq Quen (undisclosed injury)

PAC (undisclosed injury)

Roderick Strong (storyline - neck inury)

Tay Melo (pregnancy)

Thunder Rosa (back - unspecified injury)