#Kojiro Sasaki x reader

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Hi darling! May I have some headcanons for Sasaki, Buddha and maybe Hades or Hermes dating Nyx s/o? She's the goddes of night and the ONLY goddess Zeus feared ('cause she's older and stronger than him) Sorry for my english :(

Hello! Hope you like it^^ and dw, your English is fine :) I was having some problems with my laptop while writing this, so there may be some mistakes

Sasaki is abnormally chill about dating a goddess feared by Zeus himself, one of those occasions where you can't tell if this human is brave or just incredibily dumb and reckless. Either way, he actually knows how dangerous you could be, but this doesn't mean he would leave you. You may be strong and ancient, yet one of the few deities he could get along with, not trying to exterminate humanity and such.

Sasaki believes that as long as he treats the way he would treat anybody else, without showing fear and trusting you, you will get along just fine. You are no different from other humans to him, so is treating you as one. You have just the same felings as everybody else and doesn't want to feel different in his eyes.This may lead to him straight up forgetting you are one of the most powerful deities out there and just act like you were the same as him.

Buddha doesn't really care which goddess are you as long as you gift him candies don't try to give him orders and limit his own freedom. The reason he got close to you in the first place was the fact that Zeus feared you - so having you around meant not getting the latter close to him. Also, believing in his own strenght doesn't really make him scared of you. He respects you though and also sees you as a valuable ally. If you actually gift him food though, that's a faster way to reach his heart. He is even willing to share his with you.

Quite literally a match made in hell. You're both ancient, strong, feared, related to darkness - with you being the goddess of night and him the god of teh dead - and quite misuderstood. You immediately got along and had known each other for a very long time - before Hades' brothers were even born. It was actually Hades who had later introduced to Zeus, who has been scared of you ever since. At parties you are basically that couple nobody approaches. Even though you actually aren't that scary, everybody seems to think so - which actually grants you both some quiet time together, without anybody bothering you. On the other hand, Cerberus loves you.

Hermes is used to adapt and deal with a lot of different deities, being the messenger of the gods, so you aren't that challenging to him. At first he was quite interested in youi because of of his father being scared of you - but really he hadn't met any difficulties with getting to know you, thanks to him knowing how to interact with others. He finds it really amusing when he invites you over for dinner - with Zeus and Ares, since he gets to see them strangely and unexpectedly silent. You are usually gossipping together - since you've been around for longer than him and know quite a lot about other deities, old legends and other facts he wouldn't otherwise have never heard of - you are someone he can learn a lot from, which of course has its perks.

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Finally a record of ragnarok fan. It's been a long time I hope you are doing well. Can I please ask for a Platonic Sasaki with an apprentice reader hcs pls. Sasaki is my favorite character and I love his fight with Poseidon

Ohhhh Sasaki! That's a good one!(funfact: after i finished the season 1 i tried fish for the first time LOL)

Kojiro Sasaki and Apprentice! Reader

Genre: Headcanons

Reader: neutral

Warnings: some spoilers from ROR ending of Season 1(if You haven't watched WHY ARE YOU HERE??), Fluff, platonic.

OKAY! for the starters: i think this platonic relationship could be in two very different ways. or reader meets Sasaki while alive, or in Valhala.

We are going to delve into the first one because it is the one that makes the most sense and is most interesting.

The reader probably trained in the same dojo that Sasaki left when he was young (perhaps being the child of a member or relative of the owner).

Reader definitely didn't have it easy there either, having problems being accepted as they was smaller, younger and inexperienced than the majority.

This was probably how Sasaki first met this wild child, trying to save their skin from some more aggressive diciples.

As usual, Sasaki lost.

although the impression it left on the reader was...something.

The other members of the dojo see him as this lazy child, who doesn't take anything seriously, but the reader looked at him with FASTINATION.

It probably left Sasaki quite confused ironically. He had just lost and this kid still cheered him on? that was new.

When Sasaki eventually leaves to hone his skills/body/spirit, you can bet the reader was pretty worried because their new idol just disappeared!

Even if the reader asks the dojo members, they simply downplay it with the excuse that Kojiro tends to "disappear from practices" to evade responsibility.

but reader, far from giving up, is already beginning to apply one of the things they saw about Kojiro (being persistent) and started looking for him on their own!

...which was pretty funny, because you can see this kid running from one side of the city to the other looking for a "loser, with long hair, and that's pretty lame"

When the reader thinks there is no place to look anymore, they ends up finding Kojiro in the damn forest. both as surprised to see the other as expected.

Reader is curious by nature, so they begins to pepper Sasaki about his training and the things he has learned.

Sasaki was definitely off-kilter at first, but he realizes that he enjoys the positive attention from the child, so he indulges them, and ends up chatting about anything while Kojiro trains.

The reader probably tries to imitate Sasaki several times while training, but they is so young that they does things in a... dangerous way.

(Kojiro had to save them from drowning when he tried to fish with his hands and the water was too deep)

Kojiro begins to really enjoy the little child's company, not only because they clearly admires him, but because he has never received so much positive stimulation in his life.

Seeing the reader smile while telling them about his training, how excited they gets, how they has a desire to learn, is adorable.

It's probably READER who suggests the idea of ​​becoming Sasaki's apprentice, honestly? At first he was against it.

Don't get me wrong, Sasaki appreciates the reader very much, but he believes that a child so good and genuinely with a future deserves a better teacher.

something better than "the biggest loser in history"

However, the reader makes it clear that, even though other Samurais may have more prestige, more resources, more followers, it is up to THEM to decide how to use this "talent."

because the reader wants to use this talent as THEY pleases, not as it seems to others.

(the baby basically stops being people pleaser)

and thus begins the adventure of the TWO biggest losers in history!

To be honest, being Kojiro's apprentice (in life) includes a lot of beatings and loses(by others).

Precisely because of his way of training, Reader learned that they has to fail in order to know why and how to avoid it.

The "if You fail, get to know why" type of thinking.

Although of course, Kojiro is more considerate with Reader than with himself, so he ends up adapting his training method depending on what Reader is like.

If Reader is more like him, someone who does hand-to-hand combat, then they have equal training, not questions asked.

If Reader is someone more analytical or who takes combat theory more into consideration, he will most likely use the little knowledge he has of it to help them.

Heck, Kojiro may even develop more in theory just to help them.

Above all, Sasaki wants Reader to feel that they is advancing on equal terms with him.

Kojiro, despite having Reader as an apprentice, sees them as an equal.

And the reader sees him over time not only as an idol, but as an older brother, a role model, a friend.

For the same reason, it was probably very difficult for the reader when Kojiro eventually passed away.

Even if the reader were to have more teachers over time, they would always leave them because they couldn't find what they had found in Sasaki.

Reader probably ended up becoming a great swordsman when they grew up, maybe even had a family and had the prestige they deserved as a fighter.

They did great things, fought in wars, etc.

But they definitely could never forget Sasaki, and the pain that loss brought.

Reader's last years were filled with bitterness, probably dying in combat.

When they got to Valhalla, you can bet he was super confused.

Out of nowhere they was in paradise, young like...like the last time they saw Sasaki.

And you can bet that when they saw Sasaki...well, they both cried for a good couple of hours.

Sasaki probably kept up with everything Reader did in his time away, the adult they became, all the good they brought to people.

Kojiro was so proud to see that happy little child turned into a warrior with a big heart.

When the whole Ragnarok thing happens, Brunnhilde may have even initially thought of sending Reader to fight Poseidon, since they had a more precise fighting style and had many victories on it's name.

However, a big drawback to this was the fact that Reader is very emotional. While Poseidon was the complete opposite, it would be a lost battle before it even started.

Reader could see how much Kojiro had advanced in the time he had been away, how his mental combats had improved and that he had reached a completely different level.

It was mind-blowing.

You can safely say that Reader is Sasaki's biggest fangirl in his battle with Poseidon.

although that's true, every time Poseidon hurt Sasaki or when his sword broke, the reader was very close to jumping off the stands and stabbing him themself :)

It was a rollercoaster of emotions.

When they don't have to fight anymore, Kojiro and reader try to catch up on each other's life/training.

Probably the same way Kojiro kept training even after he died, reader wants to follow in his footsteps again.

Also reader would be really excited to introduce Kojiro to their family! Which would be so adorable specially if Reader has children. He would feel like a grampa😭

There are days when they just wait to see the next round of Ragnarok, while others decide to go get themselves into dramas (like when they almost got into a fight with Loki).

Although I can see reader being less involved in this, he wants a break from the beatings now😅

Hrist definitely finds reader adorable! She thinks Sasaki should LEARN some CAUTION AND CAREFULNESS from them.

Reader definitely finds Hirst scary and deadly, but she seems to take it as a compliment and a sign of good judgment.

Overall, being an apprentice of Kojiro Sasaki has no dull moments, and you get to have great experiences that you wouldn't get from constantly being successful.

Kojiro makes you value the defeats and treasure the victories, he makes everything feel much more valid and worthwhile.

A great teacher without a doubt.

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Buddha and sasaki reaction to their s/o subconsciously giving them affection despite being asleep? I just think it's sweet

Dormant

𖥔 Buddha / Sasaki x Gn!Reader

𖥔 Synopsis: giving them affections despite being asleep

𖥔 What's in the web: Fluff

𖥔 A/n: I'm back i'm alive! I've felt drained for the past two weeks.

Buddha

Cloudy skies washed over the sun leading the both of you to remain inside your homes. Buddha was disappointed that he couldn't go out with you but that also meant having time in your homes. He was fine with that yet realized there was nothing to do in your home.

So you both opted for a cuddle session that lead to you sleeping while he remained awake. He much preferred this than any game he could've played. He had you on his chest, head falling and rising from his breathing as he took in every movement you made.

He felt you moving again until crawling up him until you were satisfied. Your head in his neck as he waited a few seconds to see if he can wrap his arms around you. But what he got was unexpected. He felt your lips plant a kiss near his chin.

An unexpected pang to his heart had him adorning a cute little tint. He laughed it off before wrapping his arms around you and enveloping you in his warmth. He leaned his head down to plant a kiss on your forehead before closing his eyes to join you into slumber.

Sasaki

The unfortunate circumstances of having to deal with rain on the day Sasaki had a day planned for you. He wished to take you to this cool place but with the rain spoiling the fun he might as well stay inside with you.

Another unfortunate circumstance led to both of you having nothing to do which leads you both to lay in bed. Chatting away until you tell Sasaki that you wish to sleep and he lets you do so. Whenever you both sleep together you always have one hand intertwined with each other.

Your hand facing his while his faced you with your head slightly beneath his own. Sasaki started to drift off while he admired your features, eyes tracing every curve and crevice of your face. He looked down at you and that's when he caught you kissing his hand.

Sasaki could only watch in amazement as he felt the warmth in his cheeks rise. He smiled as he pulled you closer to him with your head centimeters away from his chest. He finally closed his eyes as he relished the kiss.

[absolutelysmittensimp]

Sasaki: Have you ever had a s/o?

(Name): No.

Sasaki, surprised: How?!

(Name): I don't know, I never asked nor have I gotten asked

Sasaki, under his breath: But you're so pretty.

(Name): What?

Sasaki: What?

[l0sercat]

Jack, Hermes, Kojiro, Lu Bu, and Buddha walking in on you humping his pillow

Jack

Was away for a while but didn't tell you why

You were lonely and needy

So here you were on top of his pillow humping and rubbing yourself on it

He opened the door quietly trying to surprise you, he heard noises upstairs

He krept up the stairs and heard you moan

He paused and opened the door smirking

There you were humping his pillow like a bitch in heat

He leaned on the doorframe and watched your face contort in pleasure as you cummed all over the pillow

He cleared his throat to signal he was there which startled you making you jump

He walked towards you taking your hands in his and nips on you neck

"You really couldn't last 3days without me?" He chuckles in your ear

He will then proceed to fuck you properly and give you the best head ever

Hermes

Had business with Zeus and Ares so he was gone for a while

When he texted you he'd be home soon so he was surprised when you weren't waiting for him at the door

He walked though the house searching for you

Imagine his surprise when he saw his beloved darling humping his pillow with a flushed face and closed eyes and moaning his name loudly

He smirked and held his chin with his hand and the other on his hip

He noted this in his head for later and just enjoyed the show

When you stopped to catch your breath you saw him standing in the doorway smirking

He gave you a wink and walked up to you and held you down "Couldn't even wait two days, huh?" He kissed along your jaw and gave a peck to your lips "So naughty.." he mumbled and a hand went to play with your sex

He made you cum with his hand before he thrusted himself into you and over stimulate you for hours

Kojiro

Was out training and lost track of time but he knew you would understand but hoped you wouldn't be too mad

He slide open the door and immediately froze when he heard your voice calling his name in bliss

His face heated up and he slowly krept over to you and saw you humping his pillow

His face was red and he started stuttering which alerted you

Your head snapped back and your face was red from pleasure and embarrassment

Kojiro walked closer to you and towered over your figure in a swift movement you were underneath him with him straddling your hips and his hands on each side of your head

His hot breath panned against your face and he licked his lips then he stole your lips with his kissing you sloppily

He parted for air and immediately removed his pants and without warning thrusted into you

He tossed his head back and let out a soft moan, he pulled your legs over his shoulders and picked up the pace; he is going to be fucking you for hours

Lu Bu

He was off fighting and you were left at the camp waiting for him to return

You were waiting for what seemed like forever and you were so needy so you grabbed his pillow and slowly fucked yourself on it and moaned out his name

You pictured yourself riding him instead of his pillow

Lu Bu and his army headed back to the camp, Lu Bu jumped off his horse sighing and rubbing his neck

He opened the tents flap and at first didn't recognize you but looking up he froze for a second and then grinned

He grabbed your shoulder making you yelp

He pinned you underneath him and you could see his cock harden in his pants and you let out a wimper

You were getting wet and really needy "P-please Lu Bu I need you so bad" you squirmed "Your such a needy whore huh?" He said in a low voice

He undid his pants and tore yours off and teased you and made you beg for his cock before he thrusted into you at fucked you at an inhuman pace

Buddha

Buddha was away on a trip which left you lonely and needy

You were thinking of him fucking your mouth which got you wet so you did what anyone would do and you humped his pillow

Your moans echoed off the walls of your shared bedroom and your mind blocked out any sounds including the front door opening and Buddha shouting your name

His brow raised and he called your name again which lead to him frowning and brows furrowed

He heard noises from your bedroom and he headed over and opens the door

His lollipop was crushed in his mouth when he saw the sight of you fucking yourself on his pillow

The stick fell out his mouth and he swallowed the bits and grinned "I wasn't even gone long" he said and chuckled

You squealed and you backed up off the pillow

He walked towards you and tugged off his shirt and jacket

He grabbed your ankle and tugged you towards you towards him, he threw your legs over his shoulders and preceded to eat you out for hours, overstimulating you

[onecantsimply]

I was wondering if you could right Lu Bu, Kojiro Sasaki, and Qi Shi Huang reacting to meeting Y/N’s aggressive friend that means well. Someone like Tanaka from Haikyuu or Inosuke from Kny, I was hoping if you could write their reactions to meeting for the first time and how kinda obnoxious/arrogant/loud they are and how they express it freely to Y/N as well as later seeing that Y/N’s friend means well.

It’s fine if you can’t fulfill my request, it’s no biggie! It’ll be really cool if you could, but it is your choice whether to do so. Thank you!

I don’t exactly watch Haikyuu, so I’ll just go with Inosuke-

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𝕃𝕦̈ 𝔹𝕦:

Well, you decided to introduce Lü Bu to your friend when he had the time. So the instant that the two were in front of each other, it seemed like silence for the first second.

Until your boar masked friend started yelling, challenging Lü Bu. He only stood with crossed arms. The man seemed unimpressed. But still... there was a spark of amusement.

You yourself are pretty interesting. But to have a friend like that... You interest Lü Bu to such an extent.

The one time he does decide to humor your boar masked friend, he seemed at least slightly interested at how swift, flexible, and cocky your friend was. More like amusement-

Lü Bu himself got a few small wounds from Inosuke's swords.

A dual wielder, hm? Interesting.

Still, within due time, Lü Bu had your boar masked friend on his ass. A second round was definitely declared from your friend, but he had never replied, since he was by your side.

It was then that he had noticed how annoying your hyper friend was. Constantly challenging him in a fight, even somehow climbing onto the walls as if he were the exorcist, and showing off when the facts hadn't even interested the other man in the slightest.

Lü Bu had no idea of how you tolerated him. But there was a sure fact that he didn't- Inosuke got his ass knocked out so Lü Bu and you could do activities in silence-

𝕂𝕠𝕛𝕚𝕣𝕠 𝕊𝕒𝕤𝕒𝕜𝕚:

Honestly, Kojiro finds your friend pretty amusing.

Additionally that his technique is... amazing. Duel wielding, just like Master Musashi. But, it seemed completely different, just like facing a wild boar.

Additionally to how flexible your boar friend is, and how Kojiro... isn't, he had slight trouble with dealing with him-

But only a few minutes within the spar, Inosuke was taken down.

He didn't seem to care for his wounds, judging from how he had challenged Kojiro yet again.

Mans just wants to rest-

How did you tolerate that man on a daily basis-? You were simply sipping your tea, enjoying what was happening-

More as if you were glad that the two of them were getting along instead of enjoying Kojiro's suffering- But even then, he had agreed to spar with Inosuke yet again-

Yeah, the man never stood a second chance. Even with how he had improvised, Kojiro had beat him once again, knocking him unconscious this time just so he could finally take his break-

The man's old bones are creaking-

ℚ𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕙𝕚 ℍ𝕦𝕒��𝕘:

Qin seemed pretty pleased to meet your boar masked friend, even if he did seem slightly annoying-

Even in the presence of an emperor, and your pleads to have Inosuke go formal, he never did, and only challenged Qin to a sparring match.

Naturally, he refused. But Inosuke never took that as an answer.

Well, if he wanted his ass kicked, he could have said so.

Qin humored the boar masked male for a small while before immediately knocking him unconscious with a hit to the head.

After that, the man had moved on to do quiet activities with you. You did mention that you would have liked to have a spar with him yourself, yes?

Qin humored you much more until your friend woke up, yelling as he had done so, and even running into the sparring room.

You seemed to faintly sweatdrop as Qin smiled faintly. He seemed at least slightly amused, or rather annoyed at how Inosuke was.

Still, it wasn't every day that anyone disobeyed an emperor. Either that they were borderline dumb, or knew what they were doing. Qin knew damn well it was the former.

Thank Chidaruma that Inosuke was your friend, because he would have gotten a worse ass kicking than the Demon Qin faced on his way to become the Emperor.

[pillow-anime-infos]

ror masterlist {einherjar ver.}

LÜ BU 

soon

ADAM

pregnant wife {headcanon ; sfw}

KOJIRO SASAKI

soon

JACK THE RIPPER 

pregnant wife {headcanon ; sfw}

RAIDEN TAMEEMON

soon

BUDDHA ; GAUTAMA SIDDHARTHA

“need some help, shortie?” {quote prompt number 14 + scenario | 574 words ; sfw}

QIN SHI HUANG ; YING ZHENG

pregnant wife {headcanon ; sfw}

“s-stop. someone is looking at us” {quote prompt number 50 + scenario | 624 words ; nsfw}

NIKOLA TESLA

pregnant wife {headcanon ; sfw}

LEONIDAS

soon

SOJI OKITA

soon

MICHEL NOSTRADAMUS

soon

SAKATA KINTOKI

soon

SIMO HÄYHÄ  

soon

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Record of Ragnarok

Poseidon:

Two Pantheons (Ma'at! Reader)

Qin Shi Huang:

Scenarios:

You had a baby dream and are upset (Fem!Reader)

Nikola Tesla:

Scenarios:

You had a baby dream and are upset (Fem! Reader)

Requests for this fandom is closed.

All Masterlists

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RoR Incorrect quotes#164 Our Dadam

Adam*Smiles as his ADULT children cling to him as he hugs them*Now,Repeat after me~..."I'm Big"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Sniffling as you look at him* I'M BIG!

Adam*Humming proudly*"I'm Brave"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*With breaking voices nodding*"I-I'm brave"!

Adam*One by one he lays a fatherly peck on your foreheads*..."I'm BEAUTIFUL"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Trembling lips and sniffles as you cling to his arms, legs, and waist...any place to hug him as you all cry out*"I'M BEAUTIFUL"!!!

Adam*Opens his arms wider to hug each of you closer to him smiling tenderly*There there~Gimme huggies~

Gods/Goddesses:...

[kanroji-san]

Modern AU

QSH: You left me on read for 36 hours?!

Kojiro: My bad, I fell asleep.

QSH: For 36 hours?!

Kojiro: …Yes?

[prinzrupprecht]

When someone else gives you gifts

Featuring: Okita, Sasaki, Loki, and Anubis ( part 3 )

I’m doing young Sasaki instead of 60 year old dilf Sasaki. For those that don’t know who Tatsunosuke was. He is an actual character in chapter 5 Chiruran.

Read part 1 and 2 for the other characters

TW: some possessive tendencies, and cute/fluff moments and hurt/comfort

Okita

Everyone from Kondo’s dojo always teased how Souji liked you even though he denied it. A part of you hoped that he does like you more than a friend. Deep down it always hurt hearing how he always said you two were just friends.

You decided to visit Tatsunosuke who was a sick young boy dying from a fatal lung disease. He reminded you of Souji a lot and he was nice to you. He was the son of a high-ranking samurai at the military centre. He was too far gone for any treatment to work. “Here, you shouldn’t move much.” You went to hand him a mug of herbal tea.

“I don’t think I’ll be here much longer,” he was breathing heavily and his condition looked to be worse than the last time you saw him. You didn’t say anything and thought back how he never looked down on you for being a part of another dojo.

He went to grab his wakizashi and looked down at it. The scabbard was red and the guard was silver. “I want you to have it and remember me when I’m no longer here.” He put it in your hands. It was painful but you silently accepted it. This might be the last you see him.

Tatsunosuke was like a younger brother to you but the others from Kondo’s dojo thought you were dating him which was embarrassing sometimes. Souji on the other hand never said anything about your visits with the dying boy. As you forbid your farewell with him and left to return back to the Shieikan dojo. You saw a few of the kids playing outside. “Where have you been?” A voice asked you from behind.

“Hi to you as well?” You saw how he looked irritated while giving you a murderous stare. You avoided the question. Souji knew but wanted you to be honest. Did you like Tatsunosuke? Were you seeing him as if you two were dating? What pissed him off more was the unknown wakizashi you were holding. It looked oddly familiar as if Souji hadn’t studied the boy you liked hanging out with.

“No need to give me that look, Souji-san. You know where I was at. Besides, where are those fan girls that normally come around here?” You weren’t making the situation better.

“They don’t mean anything to me unlike what he means to you,” he muttered while his gaze met with the ground. You wanted to say something else. You always found comfort with Souji more but Tatsunosuke was dying and didn’t have many friends close to him. He tried to move past you to go back inside the dojo and probably avoid you for the rest of the week.

“Souji wait!” you called out to him. He stopped and waited for you to say something without turning his head to look at you.

“He… he doesn’t mean as much to me as you do. He’s dying and doesn’t have much time left to live.” You wanted to grab ahold of his sleeve but the wakizashi gift still irked him. He would have to give you something better for you to protect yourself. Was he acting jealous over this boy? He met him once or twice and beat him without trying in practice training.

Souji unexpectedly turned his head and smiled. “It’s fine, I would get you something better for you to protect yourself. Maybe me perhaps?” Was this his awful way of flirting with you? Huh? Him protect you? That doesn’t sound too bad.

Without a second thought, you wrapped your arms around him accepting that offer. “How about we put a label on us?” It was about time you two would stop denying it around the others and are official and he’d be your only gift.

Sasaki

During the closing years of the Sengoku period, you had met some interesting people and one in particular caught your attention. Sasaki Kojiro. He was a bit skinny but his determination to keep fighting had made you curious about this young man.

You were just some odd woman training in the same dojo as him. It was Toda’s dojo and it was owned by Seigen. You saw him enter the dojo late like usual and took a smacking by the owner’s nephew like usual. “Sasaki-san, you should take this dojo seriously if you want to get stronger,” you light-heartedly sighed.

You and him sparred a bit but he normally gave up and said you were stronger than him. It made you wonder if you were strong or if he was just weak. You saw how he sparred with Kagekatsu numerous of times and forfeits the matches normally. “Sasaki-san, why don’t you actually try and put in your all?” You pouted but he awkwardly laughed and said there was no point because if he were to fight you a hundred times you would still beat him. Huh?!

Sasaki was always one to follow you around like a lost puppy in the dojo which was cute and you admired that side of him. He wanted to get better but his confidence wasn’t there. His training lacked so you were certain he was either going to be kicked from the dojo or he would train elsewhere. You wanted him to stay and not slack off. You would help him if he would take your help but he doesn’t want it. He said it numerous of times.

After a few weeks had gone by of not seeing Sasaki you were growing more and more upset. Did he already quit? Give up with the sword? One of the members of the dojo gave you a kimono robe and said it was a gift for your hard work. The kimono was patterned and made with silk and not cloth. You had no idea whether to accept it but it was better than what you normally wore. Short baggy pants and shirts with no sleeves.

You had left the dojo to see if you could find Sasaki. You were worried someone could’ve killed him with the time he was gone. Yet after some time wandering the woods, you heard ruffling from a few leaves and saw a rabbit. Then what surprised you was Sasaki jumping to catch it from behind. “Wh—what the hell?! What are you doing?” You were furious how he was turning into some animal.

“Haha, what are you doing here? I was training,” he scratched the back of his head. You sighed and sat down on a fallen log.

“Sasaki-san, I was worried you were killed from the missing weeks you stopped coming back.” You mumbled and the truth was you didn’t want him to disappear from your life.

“I would… eventually return when I feel like it. Besides what is this? I have never seen you wear something like this before,” he walked up to you and touched the sleeve of the robe.

“Someone from the dojo gave it to me for my hard work. I don’t feel like I deserve it though, and you look like you need new clothes eventually.” You scolded him for always getting dirty.

“Oh well, I actually wanted to get you something… nicer. I guess someone else beat me to it.” Sasaki was giving up already? Your left eye twitched.

“There’s no limit to who can give me things. How about I take you somewhere to eat properly that isn’t raw bunnies and snakes?” You stood up and grabbed the front of his kimono. Sasaki admired how you were persistent and wanted to check up on him when no one else has.

“I don’t eat them raw… I still cook the meat.” He raised his hands up in defence.

“Agh, never mind. Let’s go somewhere and this time I’ll watch over you.” He didn’t say anything after that but a part of him was happy and he would prove to you one day that he would take care of you better than anyone else.

Loki

You were incredibly close to Loki and had long accepted him for who he was. His tricks never worked on you and you can easily tell if he shape-shifts into someone else. He wasn’t that unpredictable. You could tell he had a troubled past that he wouldn’t tell anyone, not even you.

As the two of you resided in the same Asgard palace, Loki liked to follow you around even if he was disguised as small animals that would not be in your peripheral sight. He couldn’t help but grow irritated by how some of the guards would joke with you and talk so freely around you.

One of the guards gave you a ring and this made Loki snap on the inside. This guard— was he proposing to you?! He didn’t want to out himself that he was spying on you or else this could strain your friendship. He wanted to kill the guard for trying to steal you from him.

He found you alone in the library reading and this was the time to ask you if you feel the same way as he did for you. Love? He couldn’t deny how utterly in love he was with you even if it was obnoxious or just infatuation.

You heard him enter the room and turned your head. “Loki? What are you doing?” Your calm voice eased his anger from what he saw earlier. Confusion was written on his face. You weren’t wearing the ring?

“Ya I— I was bored and wanted to see you!” He tried to give you one of his not-so-innocent smiles. He was hiding something and you knew it.

“What is it?” Your expression grew more serious and Loki grabbed your shoulders.

“It’s just— I want us to be more than what we are now." you couldn’t deny how you had never seen this desperate side of him. Was he playing with you?

“Don’t play with my feelings, Loki. Whatever this trick is—"

“I’m not playing any trick! I swear— I swear I wanted to kill that guard from earlier who tried to propose to you.” What?!

“You admitted to spying on me? And Balder wasn’t proposing to me, you idiot. It was one of those rings that can open portals for fast transportation.” You had no idea why Loki was so upset but he looked a bit more at ease. So he might’ve been telling the truth.

“So— sorry, I assumed too quick…” he was embarrassed but now you know how he feels when he’s around you.

You walked over to him and wrapped your arms around his waist. “You shouldn’t have hidden your feelings from me like how you hide yourself in different forms,” you smiled genuinely. Loki was frozen in place but reciprocated your comfort by keeping you in his arms. It was better than feeling as he did before assuming others wanted you just as badly as he did.

“How about I make you mine completely?” he tilted your chin up and gave you a smug look as if he was hinting at something else.

“We can take it slow, no need to rush things." you lifted the palm of your hand to touch his cheek. Even though he frowned at your words, he still had you at the end of the day.

Anubis

You were his, and he made sure everyone knew that. As you resided in the Aaru, the heavenly paradise for the Egyptian pantheon. Some of the other Egyptian gods didn’t like messing with the hyper-energetic god of funerals. He was strong and devoted to being your loyal guardian and companion.

He expresses his feelings a lot and doesn’t hide things from you. Something about him made you more drawn to the god. He saw something in you that even you couldn’t see yourself. Were you as perfect as he always tells you?

You didn’t believe it. As some moments passed, you found Bastet and Hathor whispering to each other in the main hall. They stopped and saw you staring at them. Bastet snickered and called you a pet. “I uhm… was looking for lord Ra—" you were interrupted.

“He’s not looking for you nor cares what you want. Tell me what it is and if it’s important I’ll relay the message to him.” Hathor stared down at you as she had her arms crossed. Bastet smirked and you knew in the back of your head that these two never liked you.

“Sorry.. it’s not important.” You lied as it wasn’t any use to talk to them. You needed to tell Ra that Osiris left the Aaru without permission. You went to leave but Bastet spoke up.

“What does my nephew see in you? Is it your pretty eyes? Face? Hair? Hmm… maybe something else? Are you two fu—"

“No—! It’s none of that. I— I don’t know exactly. We’re good friends! That’s all… I think.” You raised your hands up but Bastet wasn’t done interrogating you. Hathor pulled her back and told her there was no reason to start a fight.

Good friends? Bastet heard Anubis call you his consort on numerous occasions. Even Osiris and Set disapprove of his behaviours and obsession with you. Yet you called him a close friend? Or were you embarrassed?

“Here take this and think of it as a small courtesy thing, and go level your head a bit. Sorry about my sister.” Hathor passed you a bottle of red wine, but the worst thing was, that you had never drank before. Only higher authority gods were allowed to. You were just a simple deity of the pantheon. It was no wonder no one approves of you around here.

You walked back to your corridors with a frown on your face. Were the other gods right? You were unworthy of Anubis’s attention? It brought you discomfort for some reason and the fact he says he loves you a lot without thinking made you believe that he knew what the emotion was. Yet you wondered if you feel the same back? Some of the women and maids would try to get his attention but he acts oblivious to their advances.

You decided you wouldn’t drink since it wasn’t your thing. Anubis was lying on the bed in your room. “Why are you in my room?” You put the bottle on one of the stands in the corner. You didn’t expect him to be waiting for you, well it’s not the first time.

“I really really wanted to wait for you. I couldn’t find you so I decided to wait here instead.” He jumped off the bed like an excited animal. You couldn’t help but blush a bit at his excitement.

“Well, I ran into your aunts in the hall and Hathor gifted me this.” You picked up the bottle to show him and he stuck out his tongue in disgust. He was exaggerating. You quickly chuckled. You can tell he hated the taste of alcohol.

“Yuck yuck yuck! I should tell them to not give you this stuff!” He pouted but you sat on the bed and had already decided that you weren’t going to drink— at least not try it in front of him. Anubis looked unhappy and you had walked over to him and asked him if he was upset that they tried to get you drunk. He looked a bit flustered but he wasn’t entirely stupid. Part of the reason was that he doesn’t like others giving things to you. The wine could’ve had poison in it.

“It’s nothing! It’s nothing, let’s just cuddle!” He pulled you down on the mattress and was suffocating you with his arms squeezing around your body.

He soon forgotten why he was mad since you were with him in his arms. His soon-to-be wife for sure.

Note: this is the end of part 3! I saw a request in my box for Valkyries and it intrigued me that if I do a part 4, I’ll probably do side characters and Valkyries but they’ll probably be shorter than normal.

[xjulixred45x]

Kojiro Sasaki y Lector Aprendiz(TRADUCCION)

Genero: Headcanons

Lector: neutro/masculino

Advertencia: no realmente.

Creo que la relación de maestro/aprendiz con Sasaki depende si lector lo conoce cuando está vivo o cuando ya está en el Valhalla.

vamos a profundizar en la primera porque es la que tiene mas sentido y es mas interesante.

lector probablemente entrenaba en el mismo dojo que Sasaki dejo cuando era joven(talvez siendo hijo de algun miembro o familiar del dueño).

definitivamente lector tampoco la tuvo facil ahi, teniendo problemas para ser aceptado al ser mas pequeño, joven e inexperto que la mayoria.

probablemente esto fue el como Sasaki conocio al principio a este niño salvaje, tratando de salvarle el pellejo de algunos compañeros mas agresivos.

como de costumbre, Sasaki perdio.

aunque la impresion que dejo en lector fue...algo.

los demas miembros del dojo lo ven como este niño vago, que no se toma nada enserio, pero lector lo miraba con FACINACION.

probablemente dejo a Sasaki bastante confundido ironicamente. acababa de perder y este niño aun asi lo animaba? eso era nuevo.

cuando eventualmente Sasaki se va para pulir sus habilidades/ cuerpo/espiritu, puedes apostar a que lector estaba bastante preocupado porque su nuevo idolo solo acaba de desaparecer!

incluso si lector le pregunta a los miembros del dojo, ellos simplemente lo minimizan con la excusa de que Kojiro tiende a "desaparecerse de las practicas" para evadir responsabilidad.

pero lector, lejos de darse por vencido, ya empieza a aplicar una de las cosas que vio de Kojiro(ser persistente) y empezo a buscarlo por su cuenta!

...lo cual era bastante gracioso, porque veias a este niño corriendo de un lado a otro de la ciudad en busca de un "perdedor"

cuando lector piensa que ya no hay lugar donde buscar, termina encontrando a Kojiro en el maldito bosque.

ambos tan sorprendidos de ver al otro como se esperaba.

lector es curioso por naturaleza, por lo que empeiza a acribillar a Sasaki sobre su entrenamiento y las cosas que ha aprendido.

Sasaki definitivamente estaba sacado de onda al principio, pero se da cuenta que disfruta de la atencion positiva por parte del niño, por lo que lo indulge, y termina conversando sobre cualquier cosa mientras Kojiro entrena.

probablemente lector trata de imitar a Sasaki varias veces mientras entrena, pero es tan joven que llega a hacer las cosas de forma.... peligrosa.

(Kojiro tuvo que salvarlo de ahogarse cuando trato de pescar con las manos y el agua era muy profunda)

Kojiro empieza a disrutar mucho de la compania del pequeño, no solo porque claramente lo admira, sino porque nunca habia recibido tantos estimulos positivos en su vida.

ver a lector sonreir mientras le cuenta sobre su entrenamiento, lo emocionado que se pone, como el tiene un deseo de aprender, es adorable.

probablemente sea LECTOR quien sugiera la idea de volverse el aprendiz de Sasaki ¿honestamente? al principio el estaba en contra.

no me malentiendas, Sasaki aprecia mucho a lector, pero cree que un niño tan bueno y genuinamente con futuro merece un mejor maestro.

algo mejor que "el perdedor mas grande de la historia"

sin embargo, lector deja en claro que, por mas que otros Samurais pudieran tener mas prestigio, mas recursos, mas seguidores, es A EL a quien le corresponde decidir como emplear su "talento"

porque lector quiere usar su talento como a EL le plazca, no como le paresca a los demas.

(el bebe deja de ser people pleaser basicamente)

¡y asi empieza la aventura de los DOS mayores perdedores en la historia!

siendo honestos, ser aprendiz de Kojiro(en vida) incluye muchas golpizas(por parte de otros).

justamente por su forma de entrenar, lector aprendió que tiene que fracasar para saber porque y como evitarlo.

aunque claro, Kojiro es mas considerado con lector que consigo mismo, por lo que termina adaptando su metodo de entrenamiento dependiendo de como sea el lector.

si lector es mas como el, alguien de combate cuerpo a cuerpo, entonces tienen un entrenamiento igual, no preguntas hechas.

si lector es alguien mas analitico o que toma mas en consideracion la teoria del combate, lo mas probable es que use el poco conocimiento que tiene de eso para ayudarlo.

caramba, puede que incluso Kojiro se desarrolle mas en la teoria solo para ayudarles.

por encima de todas las cosas, Sasaki quiere que lecgor sienta que avanza en igual de condiciones que el.

Kojiro, pese a tener a lector como aprendiz, lo ve como un igual.

y lector lo ve con el tiempo no solo como un idolo, sino como un hermano mayor, un referente, un amigo.

por lo mismo probablemente fue muy difícil para lector cuando Kojiro eventualmente fallecio.

incluso si lector llegara a tener mas maestros con el tiempo, siempre los dejaria porque no encontraba lo que había hallado en Sasaki.

probablemente lector termina convirtiéndose en un gran espadachin al crecer, talvez incluso tuvo una familia y tuvo el prestigio que se merecia como luchador.

hizo hazañas, lucho en guerras, etc.

pero definitivamente nunca pudo olvidar a Sasaki, y el dolor que esa perdida conyevo.

los últimos años de lector estuvieron llenos de amargura, probablemente muriendo en combate.

cuando llego al Valhala, puedes asegurar que estaba super confundido.

de la nada estaba en el paraiso, joven como...como la ultima vez que vio a Sasaki.

y puedes apostar que cuando vio a Sasaki....bueno, los dos estuvieron llorando un buen par de horas.

Sasaki probablemente se mantuvo al tanto de todo lo que hizo lector en su tiempo fuera, en el hombre en el que se convirtio, en todo el bien que trajo a las personas.

Kojiro estaba tan orgulloso de ver a ese niño pequeño y feliz convertido en un guerrero con un gran corazón.

cuando ocurre todo el asunto del Ragnarok, puede que incluso Brunilda pensara en un inicio enviar a lector a pelear contra Poseidon, ya que el tenia un estilo de combate mas preciso y con muchas victorias.

sin embargo, un gran contra con esto era el hecho de que lector es muy emocional. mientras que Poseidón era todo lo contrario, seria una batalla perdida antes de que empezara.

lector pudo ver cuanto habia avanzado Kojiro en el tiempo que habia estado fuera, como sus combates mentales habian mejorado y que habia alcanzado un nivel completamente diferente.

era alucinante.

puedes decir con toda seguridad que lector es el mayor fangirl de Sasaki en su batalla con Poseidon.

aunque eso si, cada vez que Poseidon lastimaba a Sasaki o cuando se le rompio la espada, lector estaba muy cerca de saltar de las gradas y apuñalarlo el mismo :)

fue una montaña rusa de emociones.

cuando ya no tienen que pelear, Kojiro y lector tratan de ponerse al dia con la vida/entrenamiento del otro.

probablemente de igual forma que Kojiro siguio entrenando incluso después de muerto, lector quiera seguir sus pasos otra vez.

tambien lector estaria muy emocionado de presentarle a Kojiro a su familia! lo cual seria muy adorable.

hay días en los que simplemente esperan para ver el siguiente round del Ragnarok, mientras que otros deciden ir a meterse ellos mismos en dramas (como cuando casi se pelean con Loki).

aunque puedo ver a lector siendo menos participe de esto, ya quiere descansar un poco de las golpizas😅

¡Hrist definitivamente encuentra al lector adorable! ella cree que Sasaki deberia APRENDER algo de PRECAUCION Y CUIDADO de ellos.

lector definitivamente encuentra a Hirst aterradora y mortífera, pero parece que ella lo toma como un cumplido y una señal de buen juicio.

en general, ser aprendiz de Kojiro Sasaki no tiene ningun momento aburrido, y llegas a tener grandes experiencias que no obtendrias de tener exito constantemente.

Kojiro te hace valorar las derrotas y atesorar las victorias, hace que todo se sienta mucho mas valido y que realmente vale la pena.

un gran maestro sin duda.

[telvess]

Reader using pick-up lines on them

chaotic writing for the fun

Hades

“You should be arrested for stealing my heart!”

Pick-up lines, hmm? Alright, fine, but did you have to use the most pathetic, the cheesiest one? Hades is way too elegant for such a poor tasted attempt, he actually feels offended by your words.

Your first impression is horrible. Hades silently judges you. Of course, he is too classy to make any snarky comments, but you can tell by his cold, indifferent look that he has lost all interest in your company. At this point, he is more of a Poseidon than his brother himself.

If you aren’t the type of person who gives up easily and still tries to flirt… just stop. The best you can get from him would be „yes”, „no” or a nod of the head.

Buddha

“You see my friend over there? She want to know if you think I'm cute.”

Buddha stares at you for a long moment, then looks over your shoulder to check out your friend (who you obviously made up), then then returns to you. His expression is blunt, maybe slightly bored. Totally makes you lose the confidence you had a moment ago as you watch him lazily suck a lollipop and pierce you through with his unimpressed glare.

The worst he can say is „no”, right? Well, who would have thought that the enlightened mind of Buddha would prove otherwise. A drawn-out silence makes you uncomfortable and you start to squirm under his gaze, not ready for that unfazed attitude of his…

Once the confidence you felt approached him vanished and you are ready to leave as quickly as possible, Buddha begins to laugh historically. You jump up a little and stare at him confused. It takes him a while to calm down, but when he does, he looks at you seriously again and says „tell your friend I find ya cute” with the most annoying smirk in the entire universe.

Susanoo

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

Susanoo watches you with harsh expression, his eyebrows raising as your attitude doesn’t change. You just stand in front of him and wait for his answer. Kinda hot, he has to admit.

He is amused by this shitty attempt, but still has to admit that it takes some balls to say something so crappy to his face. You’re bold, stupid and definitely not in your right mind.

He would definitely address all of the above and then… respond to you with an even cheaper pickup line that he thinks sounds good. He is very proud of himself and oblivious to the point that it matches his intimidating aura.

Susanoo likes a person who isn’t concerned with what everyone think of them, but he is also a person who expects others to submit to his will, which makes him rather difficult person to flirt with, demanding from you to adapt to his confusing preferences.

Nikola

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.”

BUAHAHAHAHA! HE WOULDN’T GET IT 100%!

He looks at you very confused at first, then he puts to work all of his braincells trying to figure out what you meant. Is this some kind of puzzle? Mystery? It’s clearly impressive, because he struggles to solve it!

Please, stop the brainstorming session before he starts writing his thought on the board and calls members of the science crew asking for the consultations.

After yours short explanation (which probably burnt your soul to the bones with embarrassment) Nikola nods, compliments your clever attempt and… continues what he was doing before this whole masquerade started, oblivious to the fact you just hit on him. So you just stand there and wait for something, but you last barely several dozen seconds before you run away to hide somewhere far, far away.

Much to your surprise, Nikola visits you the next day and invites you for coffee, bluntly.

Hermes

“Can I put my hand on your thigh, where it belongs?”

You sit next to him and get straight to the point. No hesitation, no shame in your eyes. Hermes’ eyes widen for a millisecond as the words leave your lips. Oh? Oh? Oh? He couldn’t help but let his lips stretch into a wide smile, trying to cover his mouth with his hand as a single chuckle escapes his lips.

When he pulls himself together, Hermes lets his playful nature take over. So you thought you were flirty? Hermes is too smart and too cunning to allow you triumph for long. Even if he isn’t interested, he will leave you with a dry mouth and wet panties. Hermes uses the tongue as smoothly as he uses the violin.

Apollo

“I'm sorry, were you talking to me?” He denies, “Well, would you like to?”

My, my, look at you! Approaching the Sun God just like this? Apollo is impressed. In fact, because of how intimidating he is, it's not often that others surprise him with such bravado. Usually they just treat him as something as intangible as the rays of the sun, bathing in his glory, praising him as a celestial being, not as a person. You - on the other hand - are a breath of fresh air.

Once the first shock wears off, his entire figure begins to glow and he gives you the most breathtaking smile you will ever see. From that point on, everything he does comes so naturally that it makes you lose yourself. After making great first impression, you end up like everyone else: Apollo wraps you around his little finger and before you know it, you just sit there and listen to his melodious voice as if you are bewitched. The man is too charming.

Poseidon

“Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

Peasant. Get out.

You aren’t clever. You aren’t brave. You aren’t impressive. The only person that will disappear is gonna be you, if you don’t remove yourself in the next 3 seconds.

Whoever didn’t stop you from approaching Poseidon like this, definitely doesn’t wish you well.

Kojirō

“Aren't you tired? From running through my mind all day?”

The man gives you surprised look, and moment later he presents you his widest smile. Sasaki has no clue what to say, so he just stands before you, rubbing his neck and blushing like teenage girl. He may stammers out a few words of thanks, but you really shouldn’t hope for more. Kojirō is simply not used to compliments, so even the simplest pick-up line can rock his world.

Please, ask him about swordsmanship, because it’s probably the only thing he can talk about while his brain fries in the skull.

Once Kojirō pulls himself together, he turns out to be exactly as carefree and friendly as you expected. The longer you two interact, the more open and less awkward he becomes.

Ares

“Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'mine'?”

Did you just? Huh???

Ares blinks a few times before his brain process information. He can’t believe you said something like that! Do you even know who you are talking to? He is Ares, the God of War! One of the twelve Gods of Olympus and son of Zeus! He deserves more respect, not some pathetic, human-alike attempt at flirting. He shouts all this in your face, making a big scene and ridiculing you in front of the others gods. For a moment he’s proud of himself, but your teary eyes quickly put him in a less mighty state.

To make things worse, you literally run away. At first Ares tries to ignore the feeling of guilt in his chest, pretending that your reaction was childish and exaggerated, but all he needs is Hermes to make a little remark (“Poor thing, it seems she gave her all to speak up.”) to make Ares’ face red.

He mutters some lame excuse to leave and starts looking for you. He still thinks your attempt was awful, but maybe - just maybe - his heart skips a beat knowing that some pretty miss thinks so highly of him.

Jack

“If music be the food of love, let’s have a feast together.”

Okay, this man isn’t used to hearing compliments, let alone hitting on him. Jack is a little shocked, not because he doesn’t understand you, but because you actually chose him. He doesn’t recognize you, but to his great surprise you seem to know a little about him. After all, you referred to Shakespeare. It couldn't have been an accident, right?

“Pardon me, lady?” is probably the first thing out of Jack's mouth as he’s still processing what you’ve said, but he quickly snaps out of his surprise, “Forgive me, where are my manners?”

Jack introduces himself properly, takes off the hat and bows like a gentleman. He then politely asks for your name, still fluttered that you gave him a chance.

Thor

“Did you do something to my eyes? I can't seem to take them off you.”

“…”

Neither Thor nor Mjölnir budge. Well, this is definitely something new; no one has ever approached Thor this way before, so he has to give you some points for creativity. However, don’t expect anything as Thor isn’t interested in continuing the conversation, so it’s up to you if you are interested in one-sided interaction.

Loki

“Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?”

Loki stares at you without the slightest sign of interest, twirling strand of hair around his finger. He seems distant, almost like he didn’t hear you. Then he flinches, as if snapped out of trance. His face changes in a split second: a wide, forced smile and squinting eyes screaming at you to evacuate, because you’ve hit on the wrong guy. “Do you have a death wish, woman?” Loki asks, his voice has the sweetest tone that tickles your ears, but his words spew poison…

Loki is capricious. I don’t think it’s a matter of wrong pick-up line, it's rather more a matter of right timing. But even if you choose a bad moment to approach him, he probably wouldn’t hurt you (physically) - he prefers to scare others, toy with their fear than kill them.

On the other hand, if your timing is right, then you would still bounce off the wall, because Loki doesn’t intent to give you a straightforward answer; he would like to play with you, confuse you with the mixed signals he sends. He wants a reaction from you, entertain him. If you are cocky - his goal is to crush your self-confidence. Shy? Prepare for blushing, squealing and stuttering. Ah, you think you’re being funny here? Loki will gladly turn your smile into tears.

[nameless-flame]

Incorrect Quotes #42

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Michel: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Jack: Violently depressed.

Adam: Violently unbothered.

Qin: Violently haughty.

Kojiro: Violently old.

Lu Bu: Violently stoic.

[Name]: Violently murders people.

Nikola: Violently worries about the previous statement.

Leonidas: Was it that hard to follow the trend?

[Name]: Violently murders Leonidas.

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Have you ever tried or heard of the "Buldak Spicy Noodles Challenge?" Its made in Korea and it has many different spice levels & flavors, ranging from 1920 SHU to 10,000 scoville units. What would it be like if the reader (Replacement Fighter) who enjoys eating it without breaking a sweat, introduced the noodles to the RoR characters & made them eat it? Who would be just fine & who would immediately tap out, grabbing a bucket of ice cream or milk? (You can add in other characters too)

Gods: Odin, Thor, Hades, Poseidon, Loki, Rudra, Shiva, Buddha & Apollo

Humans: Sasaki, Lubu, Tesla & Leo

I love Buldak! I’ve tried the normal spicy and I will admit that it is very spicy, but also refreshing in a sense and I love eating it. I will not be trying the death by spicy one, as I like my mouth not being burned away, lol.

-It started off with some curiosity, as they had seen you eating a thing of pot noodles, they were bright red and a specific scent seemed to hang in the air, something spicy.

-When you turned, still slurping up the noodles, seeing them looking at you with curiosity on their faces, you stood up and walked over to your pantry, “Sorry I forgot you guys were coming. Want some?”

-As you asked this, you opened your pantry, revealing more of the pot noodles, as in your whole pantry was stuffed with them. A few had to question how you were so healthy if you ate instant noodles all the time, but you ignored them, just starting the kettle again.

-Once the noodles were ready and everyone was sitting around the living room with you, you continued eating, after making yourself a second helping, to eat alongside everyone else.

-A few took a sniff of the noodles, Poseidon, Nikola, and Apollo, who all were instantly coughing, smelling the intense spice.

-A few had worried looks on their faces, sending panicked glances to each other before they all dug in.

-SPICY!!!! Immediately choking and rushing to the sink or trash can to spit it out, coughing from the intense spice, raiding your fridge for drinks, anything they could get their hands on, including just ice cubes. How could you eat that with a straight face!!

            -Poseidon, Apollo, Nikola, and Loki

-Okay this is really spicy, manages to get through the first bite, but not the second, as their face was quickly turning red, and quickly joined the others in the kitchen, demanding your ice tray to suck on some ice as well.

            Odin, Buddha, Hades, and Kojiro

-Isn’t going to be a bitch and wimp out, he is going to finish this challenge and prove that it’s not that spicy!! By the time he finishes, his face his bright red, his tongue is out as he can’t feel it and is pretty sure he’s burning from the inside out. Accepts your ice cream, after you finished yours, with panicked haste.

            -Leonidas, Lu Bu, and Thor

-This is really tasty and is able to casually eat it like you. Yeah it’s spicy, but it’s doable- it’s quite refreshing actually. The others can only stare at you and them with horror on their faces, as you pulled out the three times as spicy one, asking if they wanted to try it. To everyone’s horror, the three of you eat that one no problem, but admit that this one is spicy. Ya’ll a bunch of freaks.

-Rudra and Shiva

[bones4thecats]

Adopting Their Fallen Enemy's Child (PT.3) ~ RoR/SnV x Child! Reader

Type of Writing: Poll Result Characters: Qin Shi Huang, Jack the Ripper, Sasaki Kojiro, & Child! Reader Name: Adopting Their Fallen Enemy's Child (PT.4) Original Poll Link: Here Other Parts: (PT.1), (PT.2), & (PT.3)

A/N: Okay, this is the final part of this series until the next few rounds of Ragnarok come out! Now, enjoy!!

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👑 This guy never realized a small child watching his fight against the God of the Underworld, Hades

👑 So, when he heard many Gods yelling and the small footsteps of a child's, he spun himself around while Alvitr gasped and said your name

👑 Qin Shi Huang had a small soft spot for children, and whenever he saw one crying, he'd feel so bad for them, no matter their status

👑 But, he was the most sad for you...

👑 You looked completely different from your father, the only real things telling you guys were family was the leaf markings on your face and neck, your elf-like ears, and aura you both carried

👑 He paused and looked at his Valkyrie for some help, in which she just looked at you with pity before motioning her hand to you

👑 Qin sat down next to you as you bawled where your father once stood, asking him why he wanted to fight and why life wasn't being fair

👑 The Gods and Humans gasped as Qin laid your head on his lap, he patted your head as the medical staff came running out to you both

👑 When he awoke, he saw you laying on his chest while reading a small book the staff gave you

👑 He looked at you and pat your head, causing you to hug his good hand and try healing his two missing fingers, to which he said;

" I'm surprised you don't hate my guts because of what happened out there! It's quite amazing how calm you are despite the circumstances, kiddo! In fact, would you like to stay here and watch the next few rounds with me? I don't mind! "

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🩸 Jack admired your father, Heracles, for who he was and the color he radiated, so when he felt another similar, yet smaller form running into the arena with a slight amount of fear, he froze

🩸 Humanity stayed silent as your tiny form ran out of the hallway and towards your crumpling father, crying his name

🩸 The killer and the warrior looked back and saw you, and your father chuckled, commenting on how stubborn you were

" Hey hun, don't worry about your old dad, okay? You'll see me again sometime! " " Don't lie to me, daddy! I can't stand it when you lie! "

🩸 Jack stared at you both witch a hint of sadness in his heart, but, he wondered, why did he feel this way? He never had before since he was a child

🩸 Heracles looked at Jack and alerted him with your name, making him look up from you and into your father's blue eyes, which were slowly turning green and breaking apart

" Take care of them for me, yeah? "

🩸 You looked at Jack when your father turned into nothing and sniffed as he stiffened, why would he entrust his child to someone who killed when alive?

🩸 Humanity erupted in protest, stating you should return to your family, in which you held your hands to your ears and ran to grab Jack's leg in fear, and he had to hold himself back from really making you scared

🩸 Whatever reason Heracles had for giving him guardianship of you must have been important, so, what kind of gentleman would dishonor the wish of a fallen warrior?

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🌸 You watched your father get killed in front of you, you had every right to be upset at that human right now

🌸 Sasaki sat in the medical bay healing from your father's trident hits, and when he heard the distant calls of some of the Gods, he sat up in shock

🌸 Especially when his door burst open with a young child standing there, and when you closed it shut, his eyes widened when he really looked at you

🌸 Your outfit loosely resembled Poseidon's, from the tighter top to the charm around your waist and the cloth that fell down your legs

🌸 He looked at you and at the ground in shame, you must have been very upset with him, he had killed your father, but when you said the words that you said next, his heart jumped

" Do not worry, mortal man, I do not hate you for this. Rather, I dislike my father, he should have not engaged in such a puny battle against Humanity. And, I would like to apologize for his words, he wasn't the most pleasant man in Valhalla. "

🌸 Sasaki was officially shell-shocked

🌸 One would normally hate the one who killed their parent, but the way you just maturely confessed your true motive behind visiting him, it made him chuckle to himself

🌸 You were very daring, definitely taking after your father in that way, and the way you held yourself was very similar, making him looked back on the way your father looked up at where Zeus and Hermes laid

🌸 You must've been up there with your cousin and uncle watching

🌸 Sasaki smiled and offered you a seat by him, along with a drink, in which, after a long while of talking about his battle tactics, you asked him to adopt you, claiming your uncles, besides Hades, weirded you out

🌸 He chuckled at your bold question and nodded, stating;

" I would love to take you in as my own, dear heir of the sea. And while I'm not sure your family will be happy with this development, if you are alright with it, you may call me your father. "