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Dracula Untold is how I invision King Bard
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So why does Netflix’s The Witcher have to go all wonky with the story and costuming and casting but also include canon bi Jaskier?
Why give me treats when the rest of the package is unsatisfying? Why must you make me suffer like this?
Also why Radovid. Why the icky bad guy. I think the scenes I’ve seen of them are fucking *lovely* but it doesn’t make up for the whole... everything else wrong with Radovid
Joey Batey is fab but otherwise? Cry
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Time for more Witcher fanfiction, which I’ve found much more satisfying than any of the actual canon media anyway
#the witcher#bi jaskier#jaskier#dandelion#geraskier#radovid x jaskier#King Bard#witcher canon is wild now#the witcher season 3#ahhhhhhh#queer#so many confused feelings
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I wrote a sequel! PLEASE READ IT.
#lotr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#thandureil#bard#king bard#legolas#gimli#legolas x gimli#thandureil x bard#bard x thranduil#gimli x legolas#ao3#ao3 link#bard the bowman#barduil#gigolas
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The night before the battle.
Dwarves in the Lonely Mountain: build fortifications, put on armor, choose weapons.
Meanwhile, Bilbo and co. in Thranduil's camp tent:
#bagginshield#ms bilberry#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bilbo x thorin#thilbo#thorin x bilbo#erebor#lonely mountain#thranduil#bard the bowman#botfa#hobbit#king under the mountain#arkenstone#bilbo#thorin#dwarves#elves#elven king
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Widower DILF Kings flirting in a tent. 👑✨
One is shameless (as usual) and one is confused (because a sexy ageless elf king is all but purring at him).
#barduil#bard of laketown#thranduil#king thranduil#bard the bowman#the hobbit#battle of the five armies#botfa#fan art#middle earth#digita art#fanart
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"...but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all."
#heeooghg. yeahg.#orv#omniscient reader#omniscient readers viewpoint#yjh#yoo joonghyuk#kdj#kim dokja#demon king of salvation#dkos#orv spoilers#joongdok#dokhyuk#bard draws
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A few things which are “canon” somewhere for people who are worried they’re stretching it too far
Arthur was killed by a giant cat.
Arthur killed the cat.
Arthur didn’t fight the cat. Kay did.
Kay and Bedivere use salmon as taxis.
Lucan is half giant, half lion. (This Lucan, Lucano in the original Italian, is evil and not related to Bedivere).
King Arthur raided the land of the dead.
The human knight Caradoc Briefbras has three half siblings: a dog, a horse, and a pig.
A large portion of Arthur’s troops was killed a while before Camlann by his nephew’s attack ravens in self-defense. Arthur and said nephew were playing chess at the time and neither did much to stop it.
Merlin retired peacefully and went to live in the countryside with Taliesin.
Wherever Arthur walks, plants die. They don’t grow back for years.
Arthur had a spunky (half?) brother who died in battle after making a mysterious oath.
Dagonet is more or less able to run the kingdom when Arthur is gone. His biggest error is overspending on mercenaries.
Guinevere has an evil almost identical twin half-sister.
Hector beat up all the best knights except for Galahad while possessed by a demon.
Gawain plays tennis.
Gawain has used a chessboard as a weapon.
Near the start of his reign, Arthur left Lot in charge of the kingdom and went on a quest with a sassy parrot.
Gawain or Galahad succeeded Arthur as king.
#These were the first which came to mind#If I got some details wrong#let me know#though you could be remembering a different version#arthuriana#king arthur#sir kay#cath palug#bedivere#bedwyr#lucan#caradoc briefbras#the dream of rhonabwy#merlin#taliesin the bard#madog son of uther#dagonet#guinevere#false guinevere#hector de maris#galahad#gawain#arthurian legend#arthurian legends
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Okay so this idea has been rocking around my empty skull for some time now just we know that Eddie can be a pretty mean DM and a shithead and I've been thinking abt romances in D&D and how it would work in Hellfire
And I had this thought that Eddie would like be "no romances!!" to the Corroded Coffin group (before the kids joined) and they're like why? and Eddie just to tease them says that he doesn't want to pretend to fall for their smelly ugly faces
Which just motivates them to try and seduce like every character that Eddie introduces for a fucking month and it leads to the creation of the rule: Every romance/seduction directed roll must be rolled above 15 to succeed AND if Eddie decides that the attempt is particularly bad the roll is with disadvantage
The Corroed Coffin boys are obviously teasingly like ohhh so we get an advantage if it's good?
"Doubt that would happen boys, but sure, if you make me, Eddie fucking Munson, to blush like a fair maiden then you'll get the advantage on the roll"
They try, they really do, but all the CC boys succeed in doing is killing off all of their party in three sessions and Gareth who is a little shit is actually rolling his third character (because the consequences of a failure are fucking brutal) by the time Jeff and [unnamed freak] give up
After that they know better (except Gareth who still sometimes does that just to annoy Eddie and be a little shit) to try and then the kids join Hellfire and Eddie has even less of an desire to flirt with fucking Wheeler, Henderson and Sinclair (they're baby children!!)
But the kids are a little shits too and they see Gareth being a little shit so they copy
It ends badly for them, they gripe about Eddie being unfair because like "all three of us have girlfriends Eddie and you don't so we clearly know more about romance then you do" Dustin not only gets a flick on the head for that but his character might have ended up being put into situations™ throughout the session that are "totally unfair!"
But fair to say all of Hellfire knows the rules and all of hellfire knows that no matter how well they try and how smooth they are (they really aren't ever smooth) Eddie will not blush or even consider they attempts as "good", the best they got was "tolerable" (Lucas got it and he's still very proud of it, as he deserves okay?), Eddie is impossible to fluster and so it's just is this fun thing they sometimes do when they feel particularly like little shits
And that's it about it
Until Vecna and all the upside down shit and the surprising friendship of Eddie and Steve happens
And suddenly Steve Harrington is not only sitting but playing D&D
Everything is going actually pretty good and Dustin practically vibrates out of his chair at how proud he is of Steve for how well he is doing so far and then
And then Steve tries to flirt with a pretty bard
Dustin deflates, he is ready for the absolute disaster that is going to fall upon Steve, he makes eye contact with Lucas - both of them ready with "it was actually a pretty good line tho!" at the tip of their tongues to defend Steve's decisions, he doesn't know Eddie's special rules after all and it would be funny to see Steve fail, sure, but it's Steve's first game and the kids wanted it to be good for Steve so convincing him to play again would be easier
But now Eddie is going to absolutely rip into him and Steve will never want to play again and-
"Roll with advantage" Dustin gasps, audibly, loudly, the room is silent, except for Steve who's very unaware of the chaos he just created and just rolls the dices, his usual confidence in place
And if someone looked closely - and all of the hellfire is fucking looking - Eddie Munson has indeed a light blush on his face
#i feel like it would have been so funny#steve and eddie just spend the rest of the session flirting through the bard and steve's character#steve also doesn't know why Lucas looks so in awe of him after the session Mike is scowling and Dustin is looking at him#as if he's a weird matemathical equasion#the CC boys give Eddie so much shit tho after the session#'oh so ours ugly mugs don't do it but king steve's jocky ass does?' 'it's a pretty great ass!'#steve doesn't really learn abt the rules until like a month later#also this is my gareth is a little shit agenda and i will be always pushing it#steddie#fic idea#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#dom's au idea of the day#corroded coffin#also hahaha yes this is my official my brain cannot keep my ideas in my head anymore so im going to unleash all of them slowly here
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I put far too much thought into these DnD classes
#kon el kent#tim drake#young justice 1998#bart allen#cissie king jones#cassie sandsmark#secret dc#dnd#dnd art#dungeons and dragons#Anita is the Dm#Bart chose a Bard because he speed read the sheet and misread it as his name#Kon chose a paladin because he thought Dnd was nerd shit and was devastated when he learned Bart could do vicious mockery and he couldn't#Cassies a barbarian because she desperately wanted to cause chaos#Cisssie and Tim are the only two who actually know how to play this game#Anita convinced the group that greta just didn't want to join in#but they have a secret villan reveal being set up to destroy them#Greta loves being a villan a lil' to much#Slobo just sits there and tries to give battle advice that just devolves into frustrated yelling
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏
#thranduil art#funny thranduil#lee pace#king thranduil#the elvenking#thranduil#bard#bard the bowman#luke evans#thranduil and his elk#gandalf#ian mckellen#wizards#tolkien#elves#gandalf the grey#mithrandir
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Ok, here's a fantasy game because I want to feel nostalgy (there was a period of time, when my dream №1 was becoming an elf)
So, here we go
1) take this quiz
2) make your own character, based on the result, using this piccrew (the character can look whatever you want)
3) repost with your quiz result and your character. Don't forget to tag somebody
Feel free to take part even if you weren't tagged :3
I'll go first
I'll tag: @sparrows-my-abhorred
#tag game#quiz#quizlet#fantasy#piccrew#create your oc#create your character#soldier poet king#soldier poet king test#soldier poet king quiz#dnd#dnd oc#elf#gnome#half elf#mage#warrior#wizard#queen#bard
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I do think it's worth calling out that a lot of the arguments in favor of killing the gods treat their worshipers as the "haves" amidst a sea of "have-nots" and that's just...flat out false in Exandrian canon, in addition to obliquely pinging certain antisemitic canards I am unfortunately attuned to by necessity, even though I suspect that's largely unintentional.
There are powerful adherents to the gods, but there's a lot of worshipers who gain nothing but whatever meaning they personally draw. We saw the Schuesters in Hupperdook in C2, who were imprisoned for following the Changebringer within the Empire, and seemed to have no cleric or paladin powers; nor, to our knowledge, does Imahara Joe. Technically we learned that Molly did sort of get something out of the Moon Weaver, but he didn't know that during the campaign. Grog thinks The Stormlord is pretty neat but hasn't gotten any powers from him. We saw worshipers of the Lawbearer and Dawnfather in Whitestone and worshipers of the Wildmother elsewhere in Tal'Dorei during Campaign 1, again mostly without any specific powers. In this episode and during the Team Wildemount arc we've seen no shortage of people simply going to temples as a place to seek comfort and meaning. Hell, the Player's Handbook outright says it: "Not every acolyte or officiant at a temple or shrine is a cleric. Some priests are called to a simple life of temple service, carrying out their gods' will through prayer and sacrifice, not by magic and strength of arms."
I think a generous read is that a lot of D&D players who aren't playing a mechanically divinely connected character don't make their character religious in any way, and so it becomes easy, with a PC-focused mindset, to assume that the only religious people are clerics, paladins, and the handful of deity-connected subclasses from other classes, but that isn't true and never has been in Exandria.
#critical role#cr spoilers#i am again trying to be a little generous here but it feels like people are acting like gods are the only source of immense power#but the phb actually does go on to say priesthood can be simply political with no divine powers involved at all#and obviously we have sorcerers and wizards and bards and you know. regular guys who are kings.#describe your new exandrian world order or cut line what's the power threshold that is acceptable to you#like. do we kill or feeblemind everyone over level 17. what in the harrison bergeron are you calling for.
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Though far away, though far away, though far away We're still the same, we're still the same, we're still the same
#book jonsa#jonsa#thenorthsource#jon snow#sansa stark#rani graphics#jon and the aemons#naerys and sansa parallels#joffrey baratheon#aegon the unworthy#i should have a joff-aegon tag tbh i might add one later#to be completely clear the king here is sansa and jon is the lionheart. dragonheart…wolfheart? it’s not a perfect metaphor#and also listen. if you’re like ‘this song really’ it’s not important ignore it it is a way to organize the parallels#also once again i am a jon the bard truther.#i love how kit is only capable of showing an emotion on his face w his wife maisie & sophie. he’s so wild akskdj#also people drag harry for his posture but kit’s is NOT better he is so hunched over on some of these caps akskdkdk#i have like two more graphics basically ready to post aksjdj
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Adagio
#orv#omniscient reader#omniscient reader's viewpoint#kim dokja#kdj#orv kdj#demon king of salvation#Thank you bard
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Yesterday was Father's day. And I was a bit busy. So belatedly, I'd like to wish a Happy Father's Day to the wonderful DILFs of our tournament! They're not all good men (hell they're not all good fathers) but they are all HOT.
#king alfred#alfred the great#bard the bowman#daemon targeryan#oberyn martell#ned stark#davos seaworth#edgin darvis#elrond#willow ufgood#ragnar lothbrok#thomas cromwell#stannis baratheon#richard iv#roose bolton#jaime lannister#robert the bruce#king theoden#tywin lannister#uther pendragon#thranduil#tom builder#the last kingdom#the hobbit trilogy#house of the dragon#game of thrones#the lord of the rings#blackadder#outlaw king#bbc merlin
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Why do I feel like these two idiots👇
Are the older version of these two idiots 👇
(Am I alone? They would have aged so freaking gracefully in adulthood. That or this is them in the Hobbit universe if they were Bf allies)
#hotd#house of dragons#house targaryen#house of the dragon#the house of the dragon#hotd fandom#hotd fancast#hotd imagine#hotd thoughts#hotd team green#hotd team black#hotd aegon#hotd jacaerys#jacaerys velaryon#jacaerys x aegon#prince jacaerys#jacaerys targaryen#jacaerys valaryon#aegon ii targaryen#king aegon#aegon the second#jace velaryon#jacegon#the hobbit#thranduil x bard#thranduil#king thranduil#barduil#bard the bowman#bard
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