#Kinderwagen

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Hallo ihr Lieben,

Dieser Feiertag liegt mir und meiner Familie sehr am Herzen und ist uns sehr wichtig, wir gehen jedes Jahr auf alle Friedhöfe wo unsere Liebsten liegen, weil sie leider gestorben sind. Auch dieses Jahr und dass klappt auch mit Baby prima, einfach mit Kinderwagen und Babyschale und los geht's...allerdings haben wir es diesmal nicht geschafft auf alle zu gehen, da es der kleinen zu viel wurde und haben die Restlichen am Wochenende nachgeholt, aber trotzdem war es wirklich schön... ⛪️ 💐 ❤️ 👶 🙏

...allerdings müsst ihr mit Baby mehr Zeit und längere Stopps bei der Familie einplanen, wir haben nämlich noch die Ururomas besucht und dann den Stopp gleich zum Wickeln und essen genutzt, was mega geschickt war, weil draußen wäre es viel zu kalt dafür gewesen...Also plant bei der Hälfte einen Stopp im Warmen ❤️ ⛪️ 👶 🍼 🚼 🤲

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Regionalverkehr: Ausfall RE1 zwischen Erkner und Ostbahnhof bzw. Zoologischer Garten bis 04.10.24, aus VIZ

05.09.2024 https://viz.berlin.de/aktuelle-meldungen/ausfall-re1-zwischen-erkner-und-ostbahnhof-bzw-zoologischer-garten Im Zeitraum vom 06. September 2024, 22:30 Uhr bis 04. Oktober 2024, 21:00 Uhr entfallen alle Züge der Linie #RE1 zwischen #Erkner und Berlin #Ostbahnhof bzw. Berlin #Zoologischer Garten. Grund hierfür sind Bauarbeiten der DB InfraGO AG. Continue reading Regionalverkehr:…

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Das erste Baby – Welcher Kinderwagen passt zu uns?

Welcher Kinderwagen passt zu euch? Tipps zu Sicherheit, Komfort, Preis-Leistung und nachhaltigen Optionen. Finde das ideale Modell für deinen Alltag!

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When Mom talks to her child by Pascal Volk

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Im Jahr 1975 in der ehem. Volksrepublik Polen: Gemüsemarkt in Allenstein (Olsztyn).

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Es macht nicht Vieles Mut in diesen Tagen, aber ich hab die Stadt noch nie so voll erlebt, wie heute bei der Demo. Nicht mal an Karneval*.

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7 Must-Have Accessoires für Stillende Mütter von Momcozy

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VW wouldn't locate kidnapped child because his mother didn't pay for find-my-car subscription

The masked car-thieves who stole a Volkswagen SUV in Lake County, IL didn’t know that there was a two-year-old child in the back seat — but that’s no excuse. A violent car-theft has the potential to hurt or kill people, after all.

If you’d like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here’s a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/02/28/kinderwagen/#worst-timeline

Likewise, the VW execs who decided to nonconsensually track the location of every driver and sell that data to shady brokers — but to deny car owners access to that data unless they paid for a “find my car” subscription — didn’t foresee that their cheap, bumbling subcontractors would refuse the local sheriff’s pleas to locate the car with the kidnapped toddler.

And yet, here we are. Like most (all?) major car makers, Volkswagen has filled its vehicles with surveillance gear, and has a hot side-hustle as a funnel for the data-brokerage industry.

After the masked man jumped out of a stolen BMW and leapt into the VW SUV to steal it, the child’s mother — who had been occupied bringing her other child inside her home — tried to save her two year old, who was still in the back seat. The thief “battered” her and drove off. She called 911.

The local sheriff called Volkswagen and begged them to track the car. VW refused, citing the fact that the mother had not paid for the $150 find-my-car subscription after the free trial period expired. Eventually, VW relented and called back with the location data — but not until after the stolen car had been found and the child had been retrieved.

Now that this idiotic story is in the news, VW is appropriately contrite. An anonymous company spokesman blamed the incident on “a serious breach” of company policy and threw their subcontractor under the (micro)bus, blaming it on them.

This is truly the worst of all worlds: Volkswagen is a company that has internal capacity to build innovative IT systems. Once upon a time, they had the in-house tech talent to build the “cheat device” behind Dieselgate, the means by which they turned millions of diesel vehicles into rolling gas-chambers, emitting lethal quantities of NOX.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_emissions_scandal

But on the other hand, VW doesn’t have the internal capacity to operate Car-Net, it’s unimaginatively-named, $150/year location surveillance system. That gets subbed out to a contractor who can’t be relied on to locate a literal kidnapped child.

The IT adventures that car companies get up to give farce a bad name. Ferraris have “anti-tampering” kill-switches that immobilize cars if they suspect a third-party mechanic is working on them. When one of these tripped during a child-seat installation in an underground parking garage, the $500k car locked its transmission and refused to unlock it — and the car was so far underground that its cellular modem couldn’t receive the unlock code, permanently stranding it:

https://pluralistic.net/2020/10/15/expect-the-unexpected/#drm

BMW, meanwhile, is eagerly building out “innovations” like subscription steering-wheel heaters:

https://pluralistic.net/2020/07/02/big-river/#beemers

Big Car has loaded our rides up with so much surveillance gear that they were able to run scare ads opposing Massachusetts’s Right to Repair ballot initiative, warning Bay Staters that if third parties could access the data in their cars, it would lead to their literal murders:

https://pluralistic.net/2020/09/03/rip-david-graeber/#rolling-surveillance-platforms

In short: the automotive sector has filled our cars with surveillance gear, but that data is only reliably available to commercial data-brokers and hackers who breach Big Cars’ massive data repositories. Big Car has the IT capacity to fill our cars with cheat devices — but not the capacity to operate an efficient surveillance system to use in real emergencies. Big Car says that giving you control over your car will result in your murder — but when a child’s life is on the line, they can’t give you access to your own car’s location.

This Thu (Mar 2) I’ll be in Brussels for Antitrust, Regulation and the Political Economy, along with a who’s-who of European and US trustbusters. It’s livestreamed, and both in-person and virtual attendance are free. On Fri (Mar 3), I’ll be in Graz for the Elevate Festival.

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[Image ID: A blue vintage VW beetle speeds down a highway; a crying baby is pressed against the back driver's-side window. In the sky overhead is the red glaring eye of HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey, emblazoned with the VW logo. The eye is projecting a beam of red light that has enveloped the car.]

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The baby stroller you have been waiting for is here with me now I can't wait to have a new baby on it

Der Kinderwagen, auf den Sie gewartet haben, ist jetzt bei mir. Ich kann es kaum erwarten, ein neues Baby darin zu haben

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Dein idealer Kinderwagen: Komfort und Sicherheit für dein Baby

Finde den perfekten Kinderwagen für dein Baby mit unseren Tipps zu Komfort, Sicherheit und Alltagstauglichkeit. Entdecke praktische Kaufhinweise und Top-Markenempfehlungen.

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Unterwegs by Pascal Volk

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Fluent When Upset

König x Y/n (fem-reader)

Warnings: Language

Authors note: This is my first time ACTUALLY writing König. I sort of based it off on this

I apologize for the butchered German 😂😅

You have been living in Austria for 3 years now. You and König have been together for 5 years. As time went by, and you discovered you were pregnant with a baby boy that König was absolutely excited about.

Aside from all that, you did struggle to learn the German language once you settled in, the only time you did speak it properly (or at least you think it is) when you get mad or annoyed, and König rarely to never upsetted, nor annoyed you. It only comes out when you stub your toe on the table, or when you hit your head, or when someone on a bike or scooter nearly hits you when you cross the street.

This day, you went to the store to do a little bit of grocery shopping, and you took your son with you in his stroller. He needed some fresh air after being in the house all day. König was on the fence about going with you. He went against his anxiety, and went with you two.

"You don't have to come." you tell him, while putting your jacket on, "I just need to buy a few things for dinner."

"I know, liebe, I just want to make sure you're both safe." he tells you, figetting with the bag on your sons stroller handle.

One of the few times, your husband takes off his sniper hood when he's at home and isn't expecting company. He has those tired, sad European eyes that you fell in love with. He was always worried and concerned about your well-being, even more so after having your son.

"We'll be fine, I know how you feel about crowds, and I don't want you to be uncomfortable." you reassure him.

"I know, but I know your German isn't good." he tells you with a slight hesitation in his voice, but he wasn't wrong. Your German is okay at best. You know the basics but not enough to hold onto a conversation.

"Well, you got me there." You chuckle, checking to see if your son is secure in his stroller. It was only a 10 minute walk to the store. König had never heard you speak German, maybe one or two words but never a full sentence.

After buying what you need from the store, a little grocery store that sells everything. You were always careful when crossing the street, especially when you had your infant son with you. You had the right away to cross, you had the green. König standing next to with one of the bags of groceries in his hand and the other around your waist.

Taking a few steps onto the street, some asshole decides at the very, very last second to go forward when he had the red light. A few feet away from hitting the stroller, that absolutely sent you into a verbal rage.

"Scheiße!." König exclaims, pulling the stroller back.

"Arschloch!." you yell at the driver, looking back at the other cars stopped at the light to see if there's another jackass that will do the same, then back in the direction of the car that nearly hit you and your child that is long gone now, "Siehst du uns nicht! Verdammtes arschloch!."

You both continue crossing the street while you yell at the driver who can't hear you anymore, but you just wanted to voice your opinion on drivers like them.

"Wir hatten gleich das recht, und ich schiebe einen kinderwagen!." you continue to shout as if you were a native speaker.

When you get to the other side, König is wide-eyed, mostly because of how your German is.

"Liebe, where did you learn that?." he asks, moving you to the side. Away from others walking by.

"I don't know, probably from having the TV on throughout the day. I picked up on a few phrases, and also the neighbors." you tell him, checking on your son who is asleep.

He kisses the top of your head through his hood. "I guess I did need you to come with me to the store." You joked as you two continued to walk back to your apartment. To König you German did sound broken, but hey, you were yelling at some dipshit who had zero patients for pedestrians.

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(via Sportwagen Kinderwagen Kleinkind - Kostenloses Foto auf Pixabay)