#Khan's Heart

[theunexpurgatedlondongazette]

Tuesday's Gazette: The Bone Market and the far Khanate!

Whims shift all across the Neath as traders of skeletons and intelligence alike move on to other interests. Here's everything a shrewd Londoner needs to know to take advantage of the latest market trends: Detailed information on the Bone Market and skeleton construction in general can be found on the Fallen London wiki at Assembling a Skeleton (Guide)<b>; similarly, an explanation of the spycraft of Khan's Heart can be found at </b>Khaganian Intrigue (Guide).

The Bone Market looks to the past! This week's fad is Antique skeletons:

An Enthusiast of the Ancient World will pay out 1 additional Unprovenanced Artifact

An Author of Gothic Tales will pay out additional Carved Balls of Stygian Ivory equal to half the skeleton's Antiquity (rounding the total secondary reward to the nearest even number).

A Zailor with Particular Interests will pay out additional Knobs of Scintillack equal to half the skeleton's Antiquity (rounding the total secondary reward to the nearest even number).

An Investment-Minded Ambassador will pay out a number of Tailfeathers Brilliant as Flame equal to 0.8 times Antiquity^(2.1).

Buyers are really eyeing the stalls! This week's zoological mania is for skeletal Arachnids, which will receive a Zoological Mania Bonus equal to 15% their Approximate Value in Pennies. To declare a skeleton an Arachnid it must have a non-human ribcage, eight legs, at most one tail, and no heads, arms, wings, or fins. You must also possess a Survey of Arachnids and Insects Native to the Neath and Unterzee.

An Enterprising Boot Salesman has been seen roaming the Bone Market's stalls! He is looking for many-legged, unthreatening skeletons (specifically, ones with no Menace nor Amalgamy and at least 4 legs). He will pay out in Whisper-Satin Scraps equal to your skeleton's value divided by 50 (including the Zoological Mania bonus, if any) and in Ostentatious Diamonds equal to (number of skeleton's legs)^2.2. This buyer is locked out by having 4 Exhaustion or more, and will increase it by 1 point for every (number of skeleton's legs)^2 divided by 100.

Far across the Zee in the Khanate's Copper Quarter a certain Trifling Diplomat has become interested in Skeletons with multiple heads. He will pay for them in Assortment of Khaganian Coinage (equal to 1 plus the Approximate Value of Your Skeleton in Pennies divided by 50) and in Compromising Documents (equal to [Antiquity + Amalgamy + Menace]^2.2, divided by 3).

Meanwhile, in Khan's Heart, the Precocious Engineer is selling Emetic Revelations at the price of 20 Palimpsest Scraps each.

[deadshadowcreature]

I’m still mourning for what we could’ve had: Nori being a goth mom and Khan being a cool dad

[a-most-beloved-fool]

i never stop thinking about the scene in the Wrath of Khan where Spock was in the warp core, and Bones and Scotty had to physically hold Kirk back because they knew that if they let him go, he'd open the door and flood the whole ship with radiation just to get to Spock. just to be able to hold him while he died.

[electronix-arts]

THEYRE ARE SOO I NLOVE IM GOING INSNAE. EP 8 WILL BREAK ME IN SO MANY WAYS DEPENDING WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM O H MFUCKJNG GODDDDDDD.

[royaltea000]

You’re my baby, say it to me

[songsaa]

And then they kissed and had babies and and Benny was the pregnant one and and and and

[martyrbat]

[ID: Bruce Wayne and Minhkhoa Khan breaking up in the rain. Bruce is in normal civilian clothes while Khoa has a white cloak on and a mask that hides his eyes. Khoa persuades, “We'll start in a small city in Southeast Asia, and systematically dismantle its criminal underworld. Out all the corrupt politicians. And then we'll go to the next, and the next. We'll build a high-tech base of operations that moves with us. We'll live well off the coffers of the gangs we dismantle. We'll expand from there. In time, maybe we could even tackle a city like Gotham. Not like boys, but like men at the peak of our skills.” Bruce simply tells him, “No.” Minhkhoa points an accusatory finger at him as his angry response has been edited to be a post by @/egirlbutternubs that reads, “But babe you love being gaslit.” END ID]

[lactucat-art]

Did a silly thing

Couldn't find who made the original template but if anyone knows, let me know!

Reblog and follows are appreciated <3

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

love at first sight is complete utter bullshit until rahul raichand sees anjali celebrating a cricket win from afar he starts hearing alka yagnik

[emophobix]

khori

[batboopp]

[emmedoesntdomath]

hey, a friendly reminder that characters like nick nelson and jesper fahey and norma khan who mention things about their sexuality and correct people to say they don’t like just one gender are a. not annoying but also b. incredibly valid. their sexuality is theirs. the right to use labels is theirs. if you’re chill without a label, that’s cool. maybe you hate labels. but sometimes labels are really fucking important to people. that’s also cool. don’t deny them of their right to say who they are and claim their identity. don’t belittle them for it. consider the fact that it’s theirs and maybe not yours. 

[femmeleatherface]

[futzyeahbishop]

[electronix-arts]

“oh my god how did khan pull nori” how did nori not scare off khan?? you know damn well she would just stare at him for as long as possible and regularly wrote fanfics of them together

[rory-multifandom-mess]