#and at the same time those are something Uzi would take after when she’s with N

[deadshadowcreature]

I’m still mourning for what we could’ve had: Nori being a goth mom and Khan being a cool dad

[electrozeistyking]

...how did Uzi die in your Ghost Drone AU?

Oh my god. I never thought anyone would ask. I usually have thirty five facts about my AUs, and no one ever asks. This is going to be a simplified version, and I’m sorry if I sound insensitive about this.

Basically, some time after N and Uzi's wedding (probably around the same time they decided Let's Be Parents), Uzi got sick. Like, unusually sick for a drone.

Eventually, when she started coughing up red stuff and made things implode or melt with her powers whenever she tried to use them, they (which does include V) realized that The Solver had something to do with it.

The trio spent a good few months trying to figure out a way to either get rid of It or stop whatever It was doing completely, only to turn up empty handed. In the end, as It made Its final efforts to to take over her body, Uzi came up with one last plan: she would be killed, and her core would be destroyed.

And seeing as they split off from V during this particular search... that only left N to do it. Unfortunately, his laser cannon suffered a rare freak malfunction right in the middle of their heartfelt goodbyes, and nearly took them both out.

Of course, the plan succeeded. The Solver failed to take over her body, and is now seemingly gone forever. But of course, as N woke up in the medical wing days after the incident, he discovered their daughter had recently been booted up... and now, he's seeing ghosts.

SPOILER ALERT, Uzi (eventually) becomes one of those ghosts.

Ghost Drone!Uzi's redesign was actually handled by my buddy, @adragonenjoyer! They wanted to draw fanart for the AU, so we kinda geeked out over how she should look, and lo and behold, we've got Bluzi (yes i made ghost drones blue specifically for that pun)!

She's a bit more special than regular ghost drones, seeing as they're usually just drones but cyan, blue and white. They don't usually reflect how they died... and parts of their bodies don't usually float around like that, either! Plus, she can occasionally interact with inanimate objects! Sadly, that does mean she can't touch N anymore... but it won't stop them from trying!!!

(she unfortunately takes a bit longer to "manifest" as a ghost drone, too. just needed to give n four years of raising their lil baby on his own and beating himself up for failing his wife before i gave him something good... like his wife back!)

[otomehonyaku]

DIABOLIK LOVERS More,Blood Genteiban DVD Translation ☽ Mini Drama III (Ruki, Azusa, Kanato, Ayato)

Original title: DIABOLIK LOVERS MORE,BLOOD 限定版 SPECIAL DISK IV Mini Drama III Voiced by Sakurai Takahiro (Ruki), Kishio Daisuke (Azusa), Kaji Yūki (Kanato), Midorikawa Hikaru (Ayato) English translation by @otomehonyaku Click here for the audio (thank you @uzi-boozii for providing the audio!)

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Here's the final instalment of the More,Blood special disks! ✧ദ്ദി( ˶^ᗜ^˶ ) This is my least favourite of all of them (even though Ruki is obviously my favourite Diaboy) because I think Ruki kind of got the short end of the stick in terms of content in my opinion... I had hoped we'd get to see more of his inner struggle seeing as the rest of the CDs have these fun little bits talking about what they'd like to do with Yui and stuff, but this one had a little less of that ( ; ─ ; ) Still, the part where Ruki talks about Yui having agency? A king indeed...

Anyway, there's more good stuff coming soon! As always, have fun listening and reading along! (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈)

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[This scene takes place right after the last episode of More,Blood, when Ruki and Ayato each take Yui’s blood and the two agree on working together against the Founders. Note: AY stands for Ayato and AZ stands for Azusa.]

00:00 Ruki: Leave her to sleep. If the Founders are coming for her soon, we need to be prepared. Isn’t that right, Sakamaki Ayato?

Ayato: I ain’t taking orders from you, asshole. Yours Truly can do as he pleases.

Ruki: These are no circumstances for liberal ideas, unfortunately. Quarrelling will not help us if we have to face off against the Founders.

AY: You don’t have to tell me that. I ain’t handing her over to those Founders. Or you, or anyone else, for that matter.

R: Didn’t you just say that you can do as you please? 

AY: So what if I did?

R: She also has the right to decide for herself. You’re free to think of her however you like. However, only Eve herself can make the choice. 

AY: That ‘Eve’ shit is none of my business. Pancake didn’t have any rights to begin with. She’s my prey. I shouldn’t have to listen to every single little thing that my prey wants.

R: Eve has a stronger will than you think she has. I urge you not to take that lightly. Especially not by considering her mere prey.

AY: Tch. Self-important bastard.

R: Besides, it’s only a matter of time until the Human World is no longer safe for her.

AY: What do you mean?

R: As the lunar eclipse progresses, your power will weaken. The Founders are undeniably waiting for the perfect moment to strike. You know this, and yet you’re still picking a fight with me?

AY: Fuck…

02:03 R: The Founders are immensely powerful. We vampires are no match against them with the lunar eclipse chipping away at our strength. Are you fine with the Founders taking Eve away? Because that is exactly where we’re headed right now.

AY: Of course not! I told you, she’s—

R: Yeah. You sensed the same danger I did and that’s exactly why you came here, right? So, if you would…

AY: Alright, I get it. So? What should we do? You gotta have a plan ready if you’re gonna boast like that.

R: I have something in mind, though it poses great risk. Especially for Eve.

AY: Anything’s better than letting the Founders get their filthy hands on her. What is it?

R: We bring her to the Demon World.

AY: The Demon World?!

R: This lunar eclipse is not just any lunar eclipse.

AY: Yeah, Reiji also said it’s taking place at the same time in both the Human World and the Demon World.

R: Exactly. Which means that you pureblood vampires are particularly susceptible to its influence.

AY: I know. Isn’t that why we resorted to joining forces with you lot?

R: However, our working together still does not guarantee victory against the Founders. We barely know anything about them.

AY: So that’s why you wanna take her to the Demon World?

R: This might be a gamble, but there is a possibility that the effect the lunar eclipse has on us is reduced there. Of course, I have no experience with this either.

AY: So it’s all or nothing?

R: Exactly. We have little hopes of winning against the Founders to begin with if we stay here. Don’t you think we would have better chances of succeeding if we go to the Demon World?

04:04 AY: If we take her along, Pancake might be more likely to die, though. More people’ll go after her just because she’s human.

R: You can’t even protect her from regular folk in the Demon World? Are you really that weak?

AY: The fuck?

R: You’re a Sakamaki. You should be able to deal with such nobodies with ease.

AY: Are you fuckin’ with me? Of course I can!

R: Our enemies are the Founders. The so-called First Bloods, who are said to be the origin of all of us. This is no time to be thinking about the lower classes of the Demon World.

AY: In any case, I’m not gonna let Pancake die. Besides, I definitely won’t let her fall into their hands.

R: Save your yapping for after we save Eve. If you’ve made up your mind about crossing the barrier, let’s get out of here quickly. We need to get to the Demon World before the lunar eclipse reaches its climax.

AY: You like givin’ orders, don’t you? Asshole.

[There’s a knock on the door.]

Azusa: Ruki… The lunar eclipse is pretty far along… Oh… Ayato? Why is he here…?

R: Don’t mind him. What’s important is that Eve is in great danger.

AZ: Eve?

AY: Those Founder assholes are after Pancake.

R: And the wolves that attacked us here seem to be their familiars.

AZ: Founders…? But why are they after Eve…?

Kanato: Mukami Azusa. I will never forgive you.

AZ: Oh, Kanato.

AY: Kanato? What’re you doing here?

K: I will avenge Teddy!

AY: Avenge Teddy? 

K: I can still hear him screaming amidst the flames. He’s hurting… He’s burning…

AY: Ah, so Teddy’s a pile of ash because of you.

06:14 AZ: Yeah… I’m sorry…

K: Apologising won’t give me Teddy back! I will never forgive you, Azusa! You burned him! I can’t forgive this. I won’t forgive this! I’m going to kill you!

[Kanato attacks Azusa, causing the two of them to topple over onto the ground.]

AZ: Oh…

K: I’ll fucking kill you! I won’t forgive you! I’ll never forgive you!

AY: Hey, Kanato! Cut it out!

[Ayato stops Kanato.]

K: Ayato! Why are you getting in my way? Do you want to get killed too? My Teddy is… Teddy is…

R: Are you alright, Azusa?

[Ruki pulls Azusa back onto his feet.]

AZ: Yeah… I’m alright…

R: What did you do to him?

AZ: When I went to get Eve… I ran into Kanato, and he stopped me…

K: Of course I did! She’s mine!

AZ: But we need Eve too, so… I threw his precious bear… into the fireplace…

K: He’s not a bear! He’s Teddy! Teddy! Teddy…

AY: Hey, Kanato. Doesn’t matter what he did. Stop crying.

K: Teddy… It hurts, doesn’t it? It burns, doesn’t it? I feel so bad for him… I will take the girl home right now.

AY: Huh? What’s this all of a sudden?

08:22 K: She will repair Teddy for me. I will take her home right now. Where is she?

AY: This isn’t the time to be asking that. You heard it too, right? The Founders are after Pancake.

K: That has nothing to do with me. She will repair Teddy.

R: You saw the pack of wolves too, didn’t you? You know full well how powerful the Founders are. Don’t get careless.

AZ: That’s true, Kanato… Eve might be in danger…

K: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Stop scolding me!

AY: But you wouldn’t want Pancake to die either, right?

K: What? I don’t care. If she dies, I’ll turn her into a beautiful wax doll. I don’t see anything bad about that.

AZ: Then… What about Teddy?

R: Yes. If you let her die, you will never hold Teddy in your arms again. Are you fine with that?

K: I don’t understand. She’s mine. I can do with her however I please, and she will repair Teddy for me!

[Kanato starts walking away.]

AY: Hey, Kanato! Where are you going?

K: I’m going to look for her. Where have you hidden her?!

[Kanato leaves the room.]

10:04 AY: Tch. He’ll kill her himself in this state. Damn it, I got no time for this shit— Hey, Kanato, wait!

[Ayato follows Kanato.]

AZ: Ruki… I’m sorry. It’s my fault…

R: No, it’s fine. We need Eve the most, after all. 

AZ: Yeah, that’s true…

R: We’d better hurry. We have to get to the Demon World before the lunar eclipse reaches its climax.

AZ: To the Demon World…?

R: Yes. I think our odds of protecting Eve are better there. Can you go tell Kou and Yuma?

AZ: Yeah, got it… We will protect Eve… right?

R: That’s exactly why we’re leaving for the Demon World.

AZ: Ruki… If one of us becomes Adam… I wonder if… all of us will one day… see the same bright blue sky… that we saw back then.

R: Yeah. We might.

AZ: This time… Eve would be there with us… right?

[Azusa leaves the room.]

R: There is barely any time left… But we will be the ones to protect you, Eve. No matter what it takes.

[Wolves howl in the distance…]

[dronebiscuitbat]

Oil is Thicker Then Blood (Part 16)

They had done a decent job hiding this all from Khan until this point. The man had been busy fixing a malfunctioning main door and she had gotten quite good at hiding things from him. However that had to end when she was going to be forced to spend at least a couple of days staying in N's apartment, looking after his new daughter.

Khan decidedly did not need to know that her name was also on those adoption papers, and the longer she could keep that hidden the better, as much as N was someone she could let her guard down around, the same couldn't be said about the rest of the bunker, there were already rampant rumors flying around the bunker about her and N, not helped by them walking together with a baby to his apartment she was sure. She didn't need to give them any more fuel.

So now she was near the front of the bunker, looking for her dad to break the news that yes, N did end up adopting the baby they'd literally just told him he wasn't like… a few days ago.

She was sure that conversation was going to go well.

“Dad?” She called out, her voice echoing out in the much larger hall, absent of other people. At this hour, most sane people would be asleep, but not her, and it would likely be a little bit before her old man would want to stop working, that was one of the few things they shared; when a task needed to be done, neither of them stopped until their bodies demanded it.

“Here dronelette!” His voice came from above, and so her head turned towards it, only to find Khan awkwardly wrapped around a pipe, tightening a gasket on Door 2, honestly it almost looked like one of the weird ass positions she would take while writing something that caught her attention.

“How did you even get up there?” She asked, looking around for any evidence of a ladder or a stool and found neither.

“I scaled the pipes! What? Didn't think your old man could climb?” He chuckled lightly without loosing focus, tongue sticking out of his mouth as his eyelights scrunched up

“Uh no, actually.” Was all she said, watching as he worked for another minute before he wiped the nonexistent sweat of his brow and looked down.

Then with a semi-impressive level of balance and grace, jumped down from the rather high ceiling, using the other pipes as monkey bars before landing safely at her side.

Only to wince as his joints made a rather concerning noise.

“Agh, so it's been awhile…” He chuckled again, although this time a little sadly before turning to his daughter with a smile that seemed genuine.

“What did you need?” He asked, and Uzi shook off the strange feeling of awe watching her dad do something that was actually sort of risky like it was normal for him.

Only for it to be replaced by the nervousness of the reason she'd actually sought him out. Great…

“Uh yeah. I was just letting you know I need to stay over at N's tonight…”

Khan looked confused, but a smile still graced his face.

“Is that all? You normally wouldn't come find me for something small like that.”

“And… for possibly the next few days?” She finished, at which then Khan’s face fell, becoming more confused and a little concerned.

“Why's that? N's not sick is he? Can murder drones even get sick…?”

“No! He's fine, well mostly. It's just he needs my help with… uh something.” She was trying to avoid the inevitable. She knew playing the pronoun game with her dad was a habit, but one she'd only truly win if she had a door to slam in his face.

“Which is?” She winced, sweat appearing on her visor as she grinned warily, shifting her fingers together nervously.

“N ended up… adopting Tera. And he needs my help in taking care of her until he gets everything ready for her.”

Khan’s jaw was on the floor, put of all thing he'd expected out of his daughters mouth that was… not at the top of the list; along with “Bite me” or “Mind your freaking business.”

“He told me he wasn't going to.”

“He wasn't, but… Tera has an overheating issue and no one else seemed to want to deal with it.” She tried to explain without concerning him further.

Khan didn't say anything, so she felt the urge to continue impulsively.

“We talked about it, and we agreed that Mrs Rayn is a little too old to raise a baby. And We have a lot of experience with overheating… with him getting his new apartment, we thought…” She stopped suddenly. Realizing she had gone from talking about N to talking about them. As a unit.

“We?”

“I-uh yeah, he talked to me about it first and I talked him through it all to make sure he was serious about it. I-I'm not on the papers or anything!”

She probably could have omitted that last part, but the way Khan was looking at her was making the usually rather quiet part of her brain requiring his approval speak up slightly louder.

She wasn't sure Khan entirely believed her, squinting at her with extreme suspicion, she glanced to the side, eyeing the way she came as if she regreted the entire trek up here.

“If you're just doing it to help them settle in. Wouldn't that only take a few hours? Or a day?” He began again slowly, still processing the sudden information.

“Normally, and that was the plan. But uh, he lacks the hardware to take care of her properly.”

“Rayn should have given him the cable and the bottles, what do you-”

“He doesn't have a side panel.” She interrupted him blunty, pausing whatever he was about to say next

Khan was quiet.

“What?”

“No, you didnt mishear me. He doesn't have a side panel.”

“Everyone has one.”

“He doesn't.”

Khan blinked before he sighed heavily, thinking deeply on everything that was just discussed. He felt one of his hands start shaking, but he gripped it to make it stop.

“I had about the same reaction, but it makes sense, why would a disassembly drone ever need that kind of hardware?”

He nodded at that, before a different thought entered his head entirely.

“How do they raise their kids then?”

At that Uzi paused, she knew N's background, how he used to be a worker drone and had never been a pillbaby. So that thought had simply never entered her mind, but it did get her thinking…

Could N even pass down his code at all? Did it work the same way as with worker drones?

And if it did, what would his kids even look like? White eyelights? Yellow? Would they carry the same traits as a disassembly drone or would they just remain a worker drone?

“I don't think they do…” She answered, she didn't want to expose too much of N's past, that wasn't her story to tell, but her dad had been being… more tolerable as of late. “N was a worker drone before he became… what he is now. So I think all that hardware was removed.”

“He was? What did he used to do?” He asked, head tilted to the side.

“He…” She paused for a moment, deciding if N would mind if she said anything, he was pretty sensitive about his time at the manor; she decided giving him the very basics was enough. “He was a butler, he had white eyelights.”

“White. Huh.”

At that the conversation stagnated, and Uzi sighed, beginning to walk away.

“Now that you know, can I uh… go?” She gestured in the direction she was currently going, clearly not waiting for his answer as Khan seemed to be frozen, processing all of this information.

But he nodded, dumbly. And she took that as her que to book it, not stopping until she was certain that even if her dad wanted to catch up, she'd be long gone. Perfect for making an undetected journey back.

She didn't take the normal way back to N's apartment either, trying to avoid more stares from more judgemental faces, it was somehow worse now than it ever was, at least before they'd done it quietly, too scared to be noticed by her and be met with violence, but they seemed to sniff out her now softened edges, because now some drones didn't bother to hide it.

“Looks like the freak found a boy toy.”

“Of course she'd be freinds with a murder drone, she's all kinds of gross.”

“You think she let's him bite her? She's probably into it…”

One of those came from Lizzy, which was honestly so typical she barely even registered it. (Although she hadn't said anything in awhile, V probably had something to do with that.) But the other two, the one about N being a boy toy and her letting him bite her, were new, and came from a brand new mouth.

She wasn't sure if this particular girl had a thing for N, because both of those were rather strange places for someone's mind to default to, but whatever the case she'd made comments like that rather often, her name was… Chloe? That sounded right.

She was quiet before, Uzi thought, because she was a brand new face and voice for her, orange eyelights and rich black hair that went down to her shoulders. But that was literally the only thing Uzi could remember about her.

And the only reason she hadn't bitten back when she'd heard it was because N had been next to her, oblivious to it all, walking back to her place after the craziness that was prom. She'd also been tired, injured, and freaked out, but those things didn't stop her nearly as much as N's presence.

N didn't deserve that ridicule, not in the least. He was the sweetest guy on the entirety of Copper-9. And yet those comments were derogatory to him too, essentially calling him easy, for Uzi to be able to “get him.”

First. Ew, Not that Uzi wasn't attracted to him, she was. (Not like she was ever going to say anything.) But talking about anyone like that was gross, and this was N, Her best freind.

Second. How dare she drag his name in the dirt with her! She could drag Uzi's name around all she wanted, it would just be treading old ground. But N? He'd done nothing to Chloe, except maybe make her feel things? She didn't know, those comments were so weird and uncomfortable.

She pushed out the thoughts from her mind when she reached N's door, partly thankful for her switch to being a night owl, she rarely saw any of her classmates anymore, except Thad. And when she did it was incredibly brief, when she was turning in her work.

Because yes, she was still going to school. She just did all of her work at home. What else was she supposed to do after murdering half her class? V had taken the blame, but that didn't mean everyone else didn't know the real culprit.

The door swished open, revealing N still on the couch, watching Tera as she rolled around playing with her jingling roll toy, he smiled when he looked up at her, worry leaving his visor somewhat.

“What'd he say?” He asked, motioning her to sit across from him, which she did, her eyes going back to Tera, who rolled over to her, jingling all the way.

“I mean, he asked a bunch of questions. But he didn't stop me sooo…” She flashed him a smirk and he felt his eyes roll, even still his smile didn't leave, instead he tried to relax, keeping an eye on the pillbaby as Uzi picked her up, looking down at her with a small smile.

“She's getting sleepy… do you know where that charger went?” N looked over and noticed that Tera's eyes were substantially dimmer, as well as her normal rolling had slowed down.

He plucked the charger put of the bag and handed it to her, and Uzi began the process of lifting her hoodie and undershirt enough to plug it into herself, thankfully, this didn't time it didn't seem to be painful.

She plugged the normally excitable rolling machine into her side and her eyes immediately brightened, and Uzi's visor immediately filled with a warning, telling her a foreign entity was drawing her power.

She closed it instantly, old JCJenson warnings that no longer applied. The pop-ups were still annoying regardless.

“There you go, happy now?” She asked the infant as if she could respond, and she did, by rolling into Uzi's chest and yawning, before quickly falling into sleep mode.

N just watched, smile never once fading from his face. He'd known that he rather liked seeing Uzi interact with Tera, as she was normally at her softest. But with that added context that this was now his daughter she was interacting with left him with his core full of fuzzy cotton.

“You're really good at that.” He pointed out as Uzi tried to get get comfortable with a baby attached to her, though it was rather difficult, as the cord was quite short and didn't leave much room to menuver.

But she still looked up at him, a small blush on her face that he caught a glimpse of before she turned away.

“Just practice is all.” She waved off, finally giving up on being comfortable and just sitting awkwardly stuffed into the couch with Tera laying on her stomach.

“You're still amazing at this. I would be totally freaking put right now without you being here.” He admitted, trying to make her take the compliment without waving it off, it was probably never going to happen though.

“Your instincts would have kicked in, and you'd get all fatherly on her without my help.” She laughed, and put a hand over Tera to steady her, as the action disturbed her slightly.

“Seriously, you're way better at this then you think you are.” She hummed, presumably to get him to shush about it.

At that moment Tera became unplugged, starting her into a fall off Uzi, rolling off and beginning to plumet to the hardwood floor, N immediately rocketed forward, catching the little pill before she ever touched the ground, even if it left him in the rather awkward position of his legs still on the couch as the rest of him was on the floor.

Tera giggled sleepily before going back into sleep mode, satisfied with her mischief.

“See? You already have the reflexes.” Uzi pointed out and caused N to look back at the pillbaby with a smile.

Maybe he could be alright at this after all.

Next ->

[jazzyblusnowflake]

I've got one for ya. What were the first kisses in the N/V/Uzi relationship like. Uzi and N first, Uzi and V's first, and V and N's first.

(Bonus points for V and N's first kiss at the manner for some bittersweet angst)

Also, good golly gumdrops, love your stuff, even if you don't answer this one, still gonna keep enjoying

oh oh i love these kinds of ideas :"D tho it takes a bit of brain power to think of a good scene uhm.... lessee....

Ok so first up, although im still waiting for a canon first kiss for NUzi- since they are a thing now, i still like to think of something separate for my own version- [since obviously the main show isn't going towards a poly dynamic lmao]

See, we all know that the show is fast paced and its hard to find any empty spaces between each event, hell it almost feels like earth was blown apart and the DDs were on copper 9 the next day, Liam we need a fucking timeline order. 🙄 soooooo i personally like to imagine that there's a lot more time between events than is shown in the actual show. like- lets maybe put a few days between Uzi administrating N and V and the arrival of J and Cynessa- like.... maybe lets put a few NIGHTS between that??? what's the freaking rush 😭

But anyway yeah- i would put the first NUzi kiss somewhere around betwenn the camp and the flashback eps probably :p my idea would be that since the camp incidents, Uzi would be having a lot of bodily changes to deal with, one of which being her inability to tolerate the sun much anymore. other things would probably be the growth of literal flesh and blood and bones inside of her and lets make this morbid by adding her throwing up blood but keeping it a secret from everyone :p she may sneak back to the other two at night and stay with them- clearly shaken up- [V probably also being shaken up because on one hand she's terrified of seeing this transformation take place- but at the same time, she clearly cares enough about Uzi AND Ns happiness...] asking for help and advice- and the 3 grow closer during this. They practice with her for flying or controlling her tail- maybe some stuff on her control on oil hunger too. she probably also gets some fighting, sneaking and sparring practice with V-

//insert one of those cheesy moments where V riles up Uzi enough to tag her on the snowy ground but then realizes its the same position she got V in her solver!mode and starts panicking and pushing herself back- V getting back up and asking what the heck was that and Uzi just saying she doesn't want to hurt her and V is an insensitive jerk for making her spar with her in the first place and tries to fly away to calm down-..... which probably just ended with her falling face first in the snow and a lecture from both N and V.

overall they all started subconsciously getting even closer. tbh there's so many things i could add here but i gotta keep it a few NIGHTS not a few MONTHS until the next event 😭

either way during this i guess N and Uzi could have maybe ended up alone at some point- maybe after a flying lesson having gone right and they were a little too happy on top of a building or upturned bus or something lol- i imagine after a hug maybe Uzi asks if she could kiss N but quickly backtracks saying nvm it was stupid or something but N softly says its okay- //probably picks her up too, adding to her embarrassment- cuz she's short lmaooooo// and Uzi just decides to give a small unsure smooch- but decided to make it not too long. they decided to just hug after that to not let the other see them blushing like hell 😭 [also they didn't really decide anything after this cuz they are idiots????😭😭😭]

but anyway for the Vuzi first kiss i have no idea if or when V would return if she's been set to remain alive in the canon- but for me its probably when she appears again in her normal form, as herself. not a clone. Alice isn't alive to take the cores and make them sluggish with heat and the sentinels wouldn't have a chance against the solvers centipede lookin ass form.

Anyway if we consider that one way or another Uzi, N and V will meet up again, [and N and Uzi preferably get to share a better kiss this time-] the first thing Uzi is doing is landing a swift punch in Vs face and then kissing the daylights out of her- //confusing herself and everyone in the area in the process including V herself...// overall she would scold V on the whole "i trust you" shtick and leaving them alone- but yeah :p [ keep in mind that im also considering a few nights between when J and Cynessa show up and when they decide to actually go and find and search the labs, because PLOT REASONS :D ]

as for the first Envee kiss- ill do you one better and make it more angsty and say that N and V used to always spend time with each other and do silly things like hold hands in secret or send internal chat messages to eachother, draw and read books together- maybe N used to put flowers for her sometimes. But at some point a certain little corrupted drone started feeling possessive of her favorite "big brother" figure not spending time with her anymore...

one time, N had asked V if he could kiss her and at that they were both blushing messes but before V could respond they get interrupted- maybe by someone giving them orders or maybe by Cyn. either way, V quickly whispers to him "later, i promise" with a smile, making N happy and giddy. but the later never comes... V becomes comatose soon after... N sadly reading books to her and sometimes whispering to her to wake up and that she still has to keep her promise...

anyway after all things are said and done in the future and the solver is defeated- whether they are still living on copper 9 or any other planet idk- N, V and Uzi are all close, but since both N and V are close to Uzi, they also start spending more time with each other too. maybe one time on a walk or going out and about N was able to catch up with V and they reminisce about old memories they can now remember; and when V was finally able to open up a bit to N, he mentions that he still remembers the promise and asks her if he could kiss her again and she lets him.

and thaaaats all the brain power i have for tonight... i think... hope it made yall smile or cry or idk something lmao. :")

[thefandomtrashpit]

Idea/Headcanon I just thought of

Some humans would install a device that would play a recording of a heart beating into a/some of their workers, particularly ones they really like and used for emotional support. These devices have default recordings already on them, but other recordings can be uploaded onto them if the person would like to hear a certain heartbeat instead. They could be installed onto almost any worker model.

Tessa installed one of these devices on all of the drones she pulled out from the dumps. You can't tell me that she wouldn't. Those drones were her family, and they were better to her than her actual parents were. And you know girl would most times need a shoulder to cry on or just someone to hold her up when she feels like she's about to break.

N didn't think much about the beating coming from his chest. His other squad mates also had similar sounds coming from them, so he thought it was normal for the longest time. Until he got his memories back. But even then it wasn't as if he could really talk about it to anyone. So he didn't...until one time where he was hugging Uzi and she listened a little closer to the sounds that came from him. After the worker asking about it and poking at his chest to see if the sound was touch activated or something, he explained it to her, reassuring her that the sound nor the device the sound comes from bothers him at all. Uzi said it was a pretty silly thing to have. But that N sees that sometimes when they cuddle up together, she will rest her head on his chest and close her eyes like she taking a listen.

V has a recording of N's 'heartbeat.' She mainly plays it to calm herself down. But sometimes when she's alone, she'll listening to it and reminisce on the good memories from their time in the manor...and to think about the 'what ifs' that could've been if things didn't happen the way they did.

In a similar manner, J has a recording of Tessa's heartbeat. She would listen to it to not feel so alone, to try to use it to convince herself that things aren't as messed up as the actually are...

It doesn't work as well ever since the solver used the one that was installed on Cyn's body to play the same recording of Tessa's heartbeat, using it to both mock and make J fall in line with its wants.

[hugsandchaos]

Since the last episode reminded me of my Earthbound AU and has reignited the fire, I’m going to talk about it some!

First, I want to talk about Uzi, or Z, in this AU! I don’t think I have yet.

For those of you who don’t know, Uzi is a murder drone in this AU, and her name is Serial Designation Z. “Uzi” was a nickname given to her by Alice during the second main part of the story. She has the same body design as J and V in canon, but she has big, diagonal yellow and black stripes on her legs that kind of look like she’s wearing big, comfy socks. She also has some black paint going halfway down her thighs, with black and yellow warning stripes at the end, like a pair of shorts.

She wears the same jacket and beanie as canon Uzi, but those things came only after she crashed on Copper 9. Before that, her jacket had the same black and yellow colors as N’s. Her main hair color is also white, but it was dyed purple after Lizzy learned purple was actually her favorite color and asked if she would dye her hair.

At first, she really didn’t trust anyone or want to be friends with them, so she flew off the first chance she got. Later on, Nori would find her and eventually convince her into giving life with them in the bunker a chance, with the promise that Z would be allowed to go outside as the harsh weather plaguing Copper 9 was surprisingly hospitable for her.

Incase you’re wondering, Nori is alive and okay, and she and Khan had been trying for a kid for a while. When Z came along in all her feral, rebellious monster-ness, Nori was like “New daughter? 👀” and Khan ended up agreeing and giving in to his wife wanting to adopt a pretty literal murder machine. Z was… not exactly excited about it.

Doll and Lizzy managed to get close to her after a while, and Thad also helped Z come out of her shell a bit more.

As for Z’s room, it’s kept pretty chilly at all times. There’s frost on her door pretty often. This is thanks to her very high temperature because of how hot her core runs almost constantly, and her jacket and beanie both have miniature fans built into them. Her bed is mostly a big, circular mattress with a few blankets and pillows, almost like a nest. She prefers sleeping upside down, but this is an “acceptable” substitute.

I want to note that there’s a moment in the story where Z’s hugging both her adopted parents and crying or close to crying because she knows she was being a bit of a jerk to them in the beginning even though they were so nice and welcoming, and now she really doesn’t want to loose them like she lost her squadron.

Also, Z used to get “squadron” and “family” mixed up because she really cared about her squadron, but had only known it by that word. She understood “squadron” as “people you work with and can depend on to beat up anyone who gives you shit”, but she loved N romantically, so the word “family” was a bit confusing at first and she needed it to be explained more.

Another thing I want to mention is that Z and N are used to seeing each other without clothing since they often get a little too warm to handle the clothing and just take it off, and they don’t really have anything to hide.

I’m saying this because after she and N reunited, there was a moment where they were both hanging out in her room without clothing on, just talking about their experiences while they were separated, and Lizzy just entered without knocking to ask Z something. She froze when she saw them both naked and on the large nest-like bed Z has in her room, then apologized and promptly left. Both murder drones had no idea why she acted like that until much later.

[roseofhybrids]

So I was looking at the missing posters in episode 3 and noticed something about the dates.

On the posters we get dates for January, February, March, April, and May. So, a 5 month timespan.

Now, there are two ways for these girls to end up with missing posters. 1. They were killed by Doll, and 2. They were killed by eldritch J. (most likely the former)

It wouldn't make sense for any of them to be killed before that point, because if they died during the break in during episode 1, the colony would know they were killed by the disassembly drones, not missing. Also, when Thad brings Uzi her gun, he tells her about the "recent disappearances." Which suggests they started after Uzi banished herself. (We also know when Thad went to get said gun, J's corpse was already gone, keep this in mind.)

This would mean that, between the events of the pilot and the prom, about 5 months have passed.

Now then, when in that time frame did episode 2 occur?

There are four events we need to place within that 5 month time span: - Frank gets sent to fix the hole in the roof, J goes worm mode and kills him - Thad enters the storage room (must happen after Frank dies) - Jorm eldritch J begins her murder spree, this happens concurrently with Thad bringing Uzi the gun, as she and N immediately return with Thad at this point - Prom occurs, this must happen at the end of the 5 months

The first question we must ask is: How long was J's corpse sitting there?

The first event we can try to place is Frank getting killed when he goes to fix the hole in the roof. This happens at the same time J's core mutates into eldritch J. So how long do we think that 1. The colony would wait to try to fix the hole and 2. The core would sit there waiting? I feel like this had to happen not long after the break in, as neither the colony nor the core has a reason to wait around. It doesn't make sense for several months to pass between the end of episode 1 and this scene.

Second question: How long did Jorm wait to start the murder spree?

Eldritch J uses Frank's hologram to lure Tim in to kill him. Khan is informed of this during the parent teacher conference, which he stays at while the other WDF members investigate. Uzi, N, and Thad witness this investigation and hear the detective drone comment that Khan is at currently at the conference, ergo Tim's death likely happens the same day those three enter the bunker.

So the only part where we can really speculate about time is in between Frank and Tim's deaths. When he sees the hologram, Tim is surprised and says, "we looked everywhere for you." This suggests that some time has passed between Frank going missing and Tim seeing the hologram. So, we then have to ask how long would it take for them to notice that Frank was gone, and how long would it take for them to "look everywhere." This is tricky as we don't know how long a drone could go missing for before the colony takes notice, or how it would take for them to check around the bunker for him. Especially since we have no way of knowing how much Tim could be exaggerating when he says this. The time frame could be anywhere between a few hours and several weeks. Keeping in mind that he's forgettable enough for Tim to call him Ladderbot 5000 in spite of a name tag. Was Tim the only one like this, or did the colony just not care much about his guy?

As for when Thad enters the storage room. While, it doesn't make too much sense for him to go get the gun and just hang on to it for weeks on end. There's also nothing to say he went and picked it up right after J's corpse moved. Whether he went to get it minutes or days after Frank died, things could still play out the same way they do in the episode.

Third question: How long did Uzi wait before trying to go talk to N?

So, between the events of episode 2 and the prom, Uzi and N wallow in a guilt and shame for a lil bit. Till Uzi finds the posters the day of prom and plans to go out to talk to N about it.

This time frame is probably the most malleable of them. Because honestly, I can see these lil dumb dumbs doing that for multiple months. Angsty girl who built a sci-fi nonsense gun to fix her problems through violence, and a golden retriever of a guy who thinks he's too dangerous to be around? They could dodge trying to work that out till Copper 9's sun went super nova. The only reason they meet is that they needed to stop Doll's plans.

The amount of time Uzi spent living with N and V is also very up in the air. She had enough time to: make her pod plans on the whiteboard, learn that the communicator is busted, the disassembly drones' memory got messed with, realize that the solver symbol shows up in her eye, look around and find the pin on N's hat, and get in contact with Thad in some capacity. None of which would take all that long.

We'll probably never know exactly how long it was between each event.

But here's my estimation: We'll be generous and say it took maybe a week or so before Frank went to get eaten.

We'll be very generous again and say eldritch J hung out in the vents for 2-3 weeks

That gives us about a month or so that Uzi was banished, and another 4 for her and N to avoid facing their problems

If we assume that the next three episodes took about another 5, that would put us at just under a year for the events we've seen. Which feels about right. 6 near-death experiences in ~10 months feels doable. Also, would place episode 6, and the upcoming events, around October, which seems fitting.

[thesupremeuziplushy]

Would you do Uzi with a short drone reader that often makes high end quality of life improvements in the bunker.

Uzi x Short!WD!Reader that improves the bunker!

Wow, someone that's actually competent and doesn't just hide in fear the whole time?! Impossible!

Those were Uzi's first thoughts when she saw you install some quality-of-life improvements to the bunker.

You'd either install security measures or ways to improve the bunker in nice and convenient ways

...some of them were added to support smaller-than-average worker drones which Uzi appreciated a lot, considering how small she is-

You'd also pick fights with anyone who dared to comment on your height.

Uzi admired that a lot about you! But was she gonna talk to you?

Pff-

The more she stared at you from the distance the more intense her feelings got until at one point she couldn't take it anymore and wanted to find an excuse to talk to you without seeming too desperate

Lucky for her an opportunity showed itself when you struggled to put some cables up because you couldn't reach the place where you wanted to put them.

She knows how sensitive you are about your height but it's still worth a try, right?

"Hey, uhm..." She felt like she was being choked by the words caught in her throat. "I see that you're struggling."

"Ugh, what do you want-" You turn around, expecting the same adults from before to lecture you about your "dangerous work" until you saw that it was just Uzi. Someone you admired too for her work and intelligence even though she was a tad bit insane. "Oh, it's you, Uzi. Need something?"

"I think that it's you that needs something." She smiles, seemingly caught off guard by the fact that you know her name but pleasantly surprised. "I could, uh... Help you up?"

"..." You awkwardly glance at each other. Uzi's smile vanished ever so slowly as she started overthinking her words once again. Did she trigger you? Said something wrong? Maybe even hurt you?!

"Sure." You say casually as if those few seconds have never happened. Or maybe only Uzi felt the intense suffocating atmosphere as she's the one that's stressed, not you.

This marks the day when you two build things around the bunker together, spending lots of time together

And while Uzi build more offensive things such as weapons you still appreciated having her around.

In fact, you couldn't be without her

Working alone on your projects wasn't the same anymore after you met her properly. Now whenever she's not present it's like something important is missing.

Laughing and goofing around while working, trying to solve problems together, or the way her hands would trace over your wounds whenever you'd accidentally hurt yourself-

You fell deep.

And it's not like Uzi got it any easier! She's been more nervous about what you think than ever!

Working together also meant you two would rest together after work.

Countless hours spent talking about nothing and everything, about everything you loved and hated, maybe gossiping about the few adults that were there

And on one faithful night, Uzi decided to gather all the courage she got to confess her feelings to you

You see a little cat-bot waddle towards you, its movement extremely robotic. It held a note between its teeth and only dropped it for you after it stood right next to you. Picking up the note, you immediately recognized Uzi's handwriting.

Wanna date? Would you like to be my partner Wanna got out at some point?

You smile, spotting the black beanie out of the tiniest crack in your bedroom door.

"Of course, Uzi!"

[rusty-gloinks]

MURDER DRONES EPISODE 5 : Random details and favorite parts of this episode

Will be putting major spoilers under cuts if anyone has NOT seen the new episode, or has yet to see it. CW/TW: Blood, body horror, murdery stuff! SPOILERS!! AHHH!!! You get the point. I am not responsible for your actions :3

(This post is a mix of different things btw, Md related tho)

None of this will be in order, and I might need to make a PART TWO!!! Since the total is 45 images. :’)

FIRST UP. I would like to take the time to appreciate doll so have some LOVELY LITTLE images of her I took.

She looks so fucking awesome???? Like holy shit. She slayed!!!!!

not to be fruity .but. yea

SHE. also Isn’t that the campsite? Or just a different location with the same appearance.

OKAY. Next up. BABYGIRL . I SQUEALED AT LIKE EVERY SCENE OF THEM SHES SO FUCKING CUTE. MAN😭

BLEEEEEH (I’m going to make this my icon soonthat was the purpose of the screenshot. Also because I love them)

World is mine by Hatsune mi- cyn. World is mine by cyn. The famous vocaloid /j (HSES 😭😭😭😭)

Noticing how her balance is SOOO Much better while holding someone?. Also MOOD .just like me .real 💔

i lov e you🥺EEEK /p. Shes melting

MY SIB AND I WERE FUCKIJG DYING OVER THE PUPPY EYES.LMAO. I love their humor

J* , and they locked her in the basement. I am so SAD about this information

PROTECTIVE BIG BRO MODE…babys

Okay, listen, i know these 2 got shipped before the release but OUCH this makes things so much weirder!!! eugh:( (mainly saw em as friends.tttotallt not becsuse I project my friendship with my silly mutual onto them.no. /sarc)

anyways forget them being friends as my headcanon. THEYRE FUCKING SIBLINGS EVEN BETTER!!! (prjdedcts me and my elder sib onto th— *gets killed /j*

GAY RIGHTS(After the 2nd watch i realized she was making them kiss each other and I started laughing so hard my sides hurt)

Okay glitch QUIT SHOWING OFF. god damn !!!!! Literally appreciating this scenery so hard. 10000/10. :3

YKNOW HW I WANTED TO SEE TEARS IN THE NEW EPISODE!! LOOK. KIND OF CLOSE!!

LOOK HES SOBBING!!!! ALMOST. I GOT WHAT I WANTED OMFG!!!!! YAYYA!!!! (Love it when ppl cry /j

Lovely little lad. Reading abt dogs:) so cute…

subtle hints of favoritism..👀(she obvs likes J more I think,)

I love how immediately i could tell this was drawn by Liam. Canonically J in the show but like his style is so adorable and bouncy!!!! AND LIKE yummyys:3 eated

Cute detail in Uzi’s room. SHE LIKES BABY COWS GUYS. ITS TIME TO MAKE FANART OF UZI WITH BABY COWS. /J

Blushys:)!

For those wondering what this is it’s basically a ripoff of YouTube. The caption is titled "Top 100 Doors ever!!11!" and then the views at the bottom 😭😭. KHAN AND HIS FUCKING DOORS GOD DAMNIT

This part scared the shit out of me i was literally about to cry. I THIUGHTT SHE KILLED HIM

I had to slow this down and repeat the same clip OVER AND OVER Just to get it right, apparently the solver can swap roles? (The order is supposed to be yellow then purple since Uzi takes over as an admin instead of CYN.) very cool.

STP FIGHTING D:

BOTH VRY SCARY :(

Better glimpse of her backpack. Cute little skullbat zipper!! Also batteries. 👍

Apparently DEAD BATTERIES, aka the logo on Uzi’s sweater could be a possible band? Or reference to a band I don’t know? Like how they have my chemical robots (or something like that) as a ref to the band MCR (romance).

Sigh., N was that you.

Conlang? Fictional language? Glyphs? I’m assuming it’s VERY important (since liam lovessss foreshadowing, i will further elaborate). Hoping there will be ways to "simplify" it to english!

Yknow how in episode 2 Uzi takes braidens sentience or sumn like dat. Yea 💀

Alright I’ve hit the limit, gonna rb again with part 2!!!!! Soon. Maybe

[haastera-001]

It's pretty suspicious that Tessa says CYN's last known objective was to gain entry to Cabin Fever labs with proof of that in the form of a massive Murder drone graveyard at the entrance from all the prior failed attempts. Those anti-drone sentinels are extremely effective at their task of keeping CYN's forces out. Conveniently, a human that CYN promised to spare and that human's favorite Murder drone show up after all those failed attempts and proceed to try and gain entry into the very same lab.

It's convenient for Tessa that CYN manifested and black-holed the security office right when she was about to be torn apart by the security raptors, redirecting their focus to the main office.

Also, convenient that CYN saved V and UZI by pulling those 2 raptors about to kill them into the black hole flesh portal.

it's convenient how Tessa said she was on Copper 9 for maintenance work during her introduction and proceeded to break into the location where all the dead and very much in need of maintenance Murder drones are. Murder drones that CYN can't directly resurrect because Alice trapped their hearts in the oven.

Also, convenient how the absolute solver is the only thing that can fight the solver with the whole "like object noninteractive" mechanic. UZI managed to replace CYN as N and V's admin and Nori must have survived for years after the initial core collapse despite being temporarily controlled by CYN. Yeva survived for a long time as well, so CYN taking them over as hosts is far from an inevitability.

The Murder drones themselves are clearly designed to hunt and kill solver-infected workers. There would be no need to equip them with nanite acid if that wasn't the case.

Convenient how Tessa is, according to her, trying to find the list of solver-infected worker drones and kill them. The only thing that can fight CYN on her own terms with her own power.

For someone opposed to CYN Tessa sure is making their life easier.

What is Tesssa even going to do with a list of Copper 9 solver-infected drones? Go around the dead planet with the list asking every worker she meets their name to see if they're on it? Why? Wouldn't it make way more sense to go blow up those spires CYN apparently needs for something?

CYN, on the other hand, would probably love to have a list detailing how many drones exist that can oppose their power, their identities, and if they have or haven't been killed and added to the hivemind yet.

[the-lost-lights]

Here's my idea for Uzi's human family for your human Uzi AU

I have 3 ideas

1. Khan finds Uzi inside the factory from episode 6.

He was in a factory because he wanted to take some stuff that could be useful and maybe to impress Nori. While looking for some stuff he finds her human parents dead. Her human parents were living in the factory after core collapsed and they survided. But after a while they were killed by sentinels. Khan was about leave after he sees her dead human parents until he heard Uzi cooing and laughing. When he hears her, he finds her hidden under the desk in the box. He also finds out that Uzi's original name was Susie by her name bracelet but was scratched a bit. As he was about to leave with her, the sentinels attack which leads to wild goose chase but they manage to get out alive.

This was inspired by one scene in Tarzan movie how Kala found baby Tarzan

2. Her human parents accidentally left her behind.

Her human parents and other human survives had escaped through escape pods before core collapsed. They were about to leave but they couldn't get their daughter on time. As they flew and watched the core collapse they were devastated thinking that tgeir daughter was dead. But she wasn't and was eventually found by Khan, Nori or both

I think about how you can make the squad go to the planet where the rest of the humans are alive or make humans come to copper 9 to help the squad. And maybe maybe her humans parents see their daughter after so long or her relatives find her

You can make her parents good and her relatives bad guys or reversed

3. Her human parents are dead but have relatives

The same thing as the second one. You can make Uzi ask tons of questions about how were her parents like or something. I also think that humans would tell her about human stuff and how they work since she barely knows anything about her kind. You can make her relatives good guys or bad guys.

I'm quite curious how would her human family react to her being raised by drones

Anyway that's all. I really hope to see a fanfic about this au or a fanart. I really love this au. I had the same idea.

Also please tell me what do you think please

For those that don't know: I made a Murder Drones AU alongside @roseofhybrids where Uzi is the last human on Copper 9. You can read about the genesis of this AU in THIS ask I made to @ayloverlove and you can read more about this AU in THESE posts made by @roseofhybrids.

Originally I planned for Uzi to be found inside the last working cryogenic chamber of the bunker where the drones live, but you know what? It works better that way. Thanks for your suggestion @blue-fanlady!

To better understand WHY Uzi was there, however, let's just imagine that the industrial facility had a kindergarten where workers could leave their kids while they did their job, and that when Nori went on her murder spree the biological parents of Uzi tried to save their daughter by putting her into a cryogenic chamber before she murdered them. With the passage of years, the facility began to break down and all the chambers either began to malfunction and kill their hosts, were found by the Absolute Solver, who used the humans inside as biological components and materials for its creations or both... All except for one.

Years later Nori, after some visions of the future that showed her some worker drones she knew torn into pieces by a disassembly drone, decided to go back to the facility in search of something that could help the drones living inside the bunker to fight against disassembly drones after her attempts to convince the workers to add more defences the the bunker failed. Khan saw her leave in the middle of the night and decided to follow her and, after almost being killed by a dozen of sentinels and a baby worker drone with parts of various deceased disassembly drones crudely stitched to it, is found by Nori. After being chewed out about having followed in secret in such a dangerous place and then complaining that he only did that because she left in the middle of the night without telling anyone and he was worried for her safety, they get attacked by more sentinels and are forced to run, but as they try to find an exit they get briefly separated and Nori gets hurt by one sentinel and forced to hide in a room.

A room containing multiple broken down cryogenic chambers with corpses inside... except for one.

Nori is shocked by this, she didn't expect to see a still alive human on Copper 9 after she... the Absolute Solver blew up the core of the planet. She stares at her in silence, not knowing what to do. Then one of her eyes shifts in the symbol of the Absolute Solver and she slowly puts an hand on the glass of the cryogenic chamber, preparing herself to kill the child: while she is an innocent baby, she's still a member of the race that turned her into a monster, and as such she has to pay for their crime...

Then Khan barges in the room and forces her to stop before she can kill the baby. When he sees the chamber he is shocked to see the baby floating inside it and doesn't know what to do, but isn't ok with the idea of killing her:

Khan: Nori, you can't kill a baby!

Nori: Of course I can. (Grabs a steel pipe from a broken down cryogenic chamber)

Khan: B-but how??? How you can kill something so... so...

Nori: Jeez Khan, it's not that hard to kill a baby. (Prepares herself to swing)

Khan tries to convince her to stop from killing the child, stating that she's the last human on Copper 9, she's completely harmless and she has already lost everything, while Nori claims that the baby will probably grow up to become like one of the humans that enslaved the worker drones and since she has nothing left on the planet killing her would be a better solution than remaining inside a cryogenic chamber until it breaks down. Khan then says something that changes everything:

Khan: What if we raise her?

Nori: What?

Khan: What if we raise her as our daughter? We'll raise her like a drone, so that she won't become like the other humans!

Nori: Khan, that the most stupid idea I've ever heard. How do you think you'll be able to hide to the other drones that she's not a drone? How would you manage to keep her alive since this planet doesn't have an atmosphere anymore? How you will justify things like her hair growing or her having the need to eat and drink? HOW???

Khan: Well, I've heard of special drone types that are completely indistinguishable from humans, and the bunker where we live was built to house humans in case of danger, so...

Nori: ...

Khan: Please Nori...

Nori: ...

Khan: ...

Nori: ... Fine, you won. You can keep the human.

Khan: I knew I could...

Nori: But I still think that's a terrible idea and because of this I won't help you raise her.

Khan: Oh.

(Nori starts to walk away)

Khan: Were are you going?

Nori: I'll go check if there are more of those lizard things around here.

Khan: Can you help me at least find a way to transport the baby out of here without deactivanting or damaging the (Khan realizes that Nori has left the room) oh, alright... No problem... I'm sure I'll find a way...

After slaughtering hordes of sentinels in rage, Nori manages to create a safe way out from the building but before she gets out she decides to go back and check if Khan is still inside that room. When she finds him she discovers that Khan managed to find an old but still functional generator and has combined it with the cryogenic chamber, allowing it to be transported, but has failed to move it of a single inch due to their combined weight. With the help of her AS powers, Nori, reluctantly begins to help Khan transport the cryogenic chamber to the bunker, all while Khan rants off his desire to teach the baby all about doors and tries to find a good name for her...

Also yes, Uzi does have some still alive human relatives off planet, but since all files about human workers have either been damaged buring Nori's murder spree or cancelled by JCJenson IN SPAAAAACE! in order to hide their secret experiments with the Absolute Solver none of them know that she's alive. I'm currently toying around the idea of making Uzi a distant relative of Tessa, but I'm not very sure to add that and even if I add that it won't be important to the plot.

[lokeefe19]

Murder Drones - Wait? You’re Me

Here’s a part of a Fic that I have been making on Ao3 About Uzi Meeting a dissasembly Drone Version of herself from another universe.

Uzi POV

It was a Snowy night on Copper 9 and Uzi was out exploring by herself. Sure normally she would ask N to come along or even V but today she wanted to go solo for a change. She didn’t know why but she just had a feeling that she would be fine by herself for tonight.

So she went off from the spire and went exploring. After a couple hours of exploring and along with  discovering nothing new Uzi decided to start heading back to the spire until she heard something land down from behind her. It sounded like a disassembly Drone.

 “Aright V. I know it’s Probably you so come out and get it over with”. Uzi says In an annoyed tone.

V was probably trying to scare her like that one time when she went outside a few weeks ago by herself and In her word’s was ‘Just playing’. Uzi didn’t know if she believed that but went with it at that time. So when Uzi turned around expecting to see V there but instead saw no one.

“Weird?” Uzi said to herself.

So Uzi continued walking back to the spire. But then she heard that same sound again. Someone or something was following her but why?  If it was V just trying to scare her again then it’s not working.

Whatever it is seen to be closer to her as Uzi could hear its feet crunching the snow. So she decided to turn around and face V or whoever it was head to head. And her hunch was right about it being a Disassembly Drone. But it wasn’t V. It was a female though as she could tell by the Legs Being like V’s. But what was weird was that she was not trying to kill her. It just stared at her. But then they shouted out.

“HUH?”

Both Uzi and the Disassembly drone Jumped back after saying the Same word both in shock of one another it seems.

“Who are you?” Uzi she asked first, still In some shock.

“I’m Serial Designation U.” The Disassembly drone told her Looking Just as confused as her.

“What?” Uzi Thought to herself in confusion.

 There were no other Disassembly drones in this sector  of Copper 9. So why was one here? But Then she saw the face on The Disassembly drone and that’s what freaked her out the most. It was her face. The Same shaped eyes,Same mood in the face. She even had her traditional beanie with The LED Lights on it Just like they are on N’s cap. Could this be her?

“Uhhh.” They both said at Each other.

Both were not able to process what was going on. Uzi Was still trying to figure out what was going on. If this actually was her then where did she come from? The future? Another Universe?  Uzi wanted to ask her some questions to find out. And Since she wasn’t trying to kill her means that she seems to know about how the company hates all drones. So she took a step towards Her and then Asked U a Question.

“Hey. Do you know any Disassembly drones named N And V?”

“No? I don’t think those names ring a bell”. U told her.

“Whoever those two are definitely more fun than both this Worker Drone Who’s helping me murder those terrible humans And T who can’t seem to take a job seriously for his life”. U said to her.

Uzi then decided to process all this information. So This Was her from another universe where she was a disassembly drone instead of a worker. And it also seems that in that universe N And V don’t exist. 

“Wait a minute?” U then said to Uzi realizing something was off about who she was talking to.

“Aren’t you just a worker?”. U said in a somewhat confused tone.

“Yeah.” Uzi said to her in a confident voice.

“But let’s just say me and you are more alike than you think.” She then said in a smirk on her face.

“What’s that supposed to mean?”. U said while then straightening her LED Beanie hat as it was a bit crooked.

“She Hasn’t Caught On to How I’m Her As A Worker”. Uzi thought to herself.

They had to be a way to show her. Then she remembered that she mentioned helping out a worker drone. Then she had an idea to put a theory she had to the Test.

“So Is this worker drone That’s helping you Wear a pilot’s cap,is a complete goober and can’t swear at all?.” Uzi asked U another question.

Uzi has a theory that there are multiple universes out there. But the one constant thing throughout them should be that the same people exist within them just as different versions of them. If her theory is right and this is Really her from another universe then N and V may actually be regular worker drones.

“Oh yeah Nick.” U began to tell her.

“I Have tried to get him to do it but he keeps just messing it up and.” then U stopped her sentence and made a questioning face.

“Wait How do you know all that?” She asked Uzi.

“Because the Drone you’re describing is N.” She said back.

“N? Who’s that?” U asked her. 

“Your Worker partner as a disassembly drone.” Uzi told her.

“What? U said surprised. “How do you know that?”

“Because I’m you. The name is Uzi”. She saids to her.

U then stood there trying to process this. This was her? No way! Right?

“Your Me? How?” She then said in a confused tone.

“I can recognize my face from anywhere”. She jokingly said.

“But How is this possible? You’re a worker Drone?” U then said to Uzi.

“That’s because You're in a universe where You were Created as a worker drone. Which is me”. Uzi explained to her.

U didn’t believe it at first but after taking a look at the worker she began to notice Even more of the similarities. She was a bit shorter than her and she was considered Small by her disassembly drone members. Her hair was like hers but it was purple instead of it being silver which was always a dream of hers to have hers as purple. This really was her as a worker drone. The one question she did have though was how does she know so much about Disassembly drones?

“So this N person?” U then asked her.

“Yeah?”

“How do you know Him?” 

“Well I snuck out one night and encountered him and Killed him. Then he Thought I was a new Member to the squad for a bit which led to Me and  Him Kicking His teammates Ass and me killing His leader”. She said to her.

“Well That sounds a bit familiar to how I Met Nick. Except I got My freaking Head blown up by Him”. U said in an annoyed tone.

“That must’ve been interesting to experience through.” Uzi told her.

“Yeah. He kept asking questions while pretending to be a new member and it felt like forever. Ugh being a killer machine is hard sometimes”.

“It’s still better than me being in school”. Uzi said to her.

“What is School? Nick goes to it and I still don’t know how it works”. U then Asks her.

“You wouldn’t like it. It’s boring and repetitive.”. Uzi in a monotone voice.

“So what else is different in this universe?”. U then asked her.

Uzi didn’t think she was curious about learning about a whole different universe but considering she probably doesn’t know If she can get back to her Universe she may be here awhile. So she may as well give her the tour of sorts.

“Well considering the people I know that start with that letter the Disassembly drone Named T you brought Up is also a worker Like Me.”  She then says to U explaining who Thad is.

“Is he as much of a jerk to others here as in my universe?” U said with a hint of anger.

“No. He’s Actually cool and nice here”. Uzi Tells her.

“Seems unbelievable to me but I will go with it for now.” U Saids in an unconvinced way.

Uzi Couldn’t imagine a world where Thad was a jerk. He was the only one who liked her for who she is before N. Speaking of people who didn’t like her, Uzi wondered what Lizzy and Doll were in U’s Universe.

“Is there someone in your World who is a jerk to you just because of their status?”. Uzi asked U.

“Oh yeah.”. U Said to her.

“L and D were the Worst Leaders ever. They always thought that I wasn’t capable of anything just because I Built Inventions sometimes.”. U said very frustrated.

Uzi had Expected that Lizzy and Doll were also Disassembly drones but didn’t expect them both to be leaders of U’s Squad. But considering how Doll has always been Lizzy’s second hand it would make sense for them to both be in charge.

“But no matter, I was able to get back at them by being able to blow up both of those jerks' heads at the same time’. She said happily laughing. One of the most satisfying moments I had in a long while”.

 Uzi couldn’t blame her. She had that same rush of energy when she first fired her railgun at N.

“So how did you kill Nick oh I mean N?”. U then asked Her.

“Well it was a mixture of watching Pirated Amine  and My Sick as hell Rail gun.” Uzi Said while making movements to showcase.

“Rail Gun?” U said to her With a smile.

“Yeah I made it Myself but I’m trying to repair it after it accidentally broke”. Uzi said to her.

“Well I got something to show you.” U said excitedly.

Then She turns both of her hands into versions of Her Railgun. Uzi Stood there in shock.

“That’s Awesome!” She then said very happy.

“How did you do it?”. She heard from N that The company had selected Weapons that they were allowed to use on command.

“I refigured some of my code in order to allow it into my selection of weapons Without L and D knowing.” U said to her.

”I Guess that’s another similarity between us. We’re both mechanical masters”. Uzi said very proudly. “I managed to build a skateboard out of regular metal and steel and it works perfectly.”

“That’s cool”. U said while turning her arms back to normal hands.

“Yeah it is. It’s better than moving on foot sometimes.” Uzi said.  

“So?’ Uzi Then told her. Since you're probably here for a while, do you want to come back to the spire?” Uzi said.

“Sure thing, I got nowhere else to go”. U said her. “I am a bit Interested to see what N looks like”.

“Believe me, He’s a complete dork”. Uzi said to her.

“Hey, do you want to play a game on the way back?” U then Asks Uzi.

“What kind of game?” Uzi said to her in a confused tone. And then U sprouted her Metallic wings and got into a flight pose.

“First one to get to the spire has to give the other a Dare.” U said in a competitive Tone.

And then she took off into the snowy night Leaving Uzi in the dust. 

“Hey That's Cheating!” Uzi tried to tell her but she was long gone.

“I hope my legs don’t break from all the running I’m about to do”. She said to herself.

And so she began running back to the spire wishing she brought her skateboard during her trek out tonight. It seems that Things were going to be a lot more interesting for Uzi with another version of her around. 

Ao3 version - https://archiveofourown.org/works/51863791/chapters/131133958

[limeinaltime]

R and X Switcheroo Thingie 5: X's Morality Takes a Significant Dive

So here we are again, for the last time but not really because I still have tons of ideas for this au. You said that my last post was the semi-finale of the "R Flips Her Shit Saga." You probably think that R is still going to be the main threat in this au. That X will still be on Uzi and N's side, right? That X will fight R and join Uzi and N's little band? You do, don't you?

...

Did I mention hat X is more dangerous in this au?

Time to answer what I meant by that, eh?

Buckle up, cuz this is gonna be the longest one yet.

It's been a month since X, R and S arrived on the planet, and already a routine appeared.

R would activate first, early in the night, most likely to avoid the other two. They didn't have to guess what she was doing.

X just had to follow the screaming and the path of recently broken buildings.

S and X would activate at roughly the same time. S, ever so kind, would let X exit first. When they exited, S would often decide to go hunting, obviously. And X...

...She's trying. She's really trying.

When they first landed, and after R let out some steam, particularly on her, X asked why she didn't just...kill her.

"...Because they'd bring you back like me."

She remembered R sayin that to her in the quietist voice she ever heard from her. She understood what she meant, though she wished she didn't.

If R killed her, the company might bring her back. And they might do...other things to her.

She can still hear R screaming for the voices to stop.

After R left, she decided that she needed to protect her. To not let her come to any harm ever again.

There was one problem though.

There wasn't anything to protect her from.

No great beast to slay. No scientists to hide from. No rivals to defeat. There was nothing X needed to protect R from.

So she just...couldn't.

She can't make it up to her now.

She just checked up on her through the day, at a distance of course. Constantly

Then she hunted.

She didn't like it. She really didn't like it. She feels like throwing up every time she ends a life. Though she never really does, the feeling is still...there.

The children are the hardest on her.

They're always the hardest. With their innocent expressions, and their trusting gazes, and their bright smiles and the fact that one of them said that it's okay and they forgive her-

All she can say is "I'm sorry."

I'm sorry I'm so so sorry I don't want to do this but I have to and I'm just so sorry I'm

And so it went. R would wake up first to avoid them, X and S woke up at the same time, and they both went hunting, with X hating it a lot more, always apologizing to whatever worker drone crossed her path, but sometimes letting a few slip away.

The company didn't need to know about that last part, right?

That was their routine.

That was their routine.

One day. That's all it took.

One day.

It was when X was checking up on R. Always from a distance, something X knew R wanted needed.

R had cornered a worker drone. The drone was begging for it's life, while R just stared coldly. So it was one of those days.

R had become less angry and more...sad wasn't the right word...cold? Cold. R had become less angry and more cold recently. Instead of killing drones right away, she let them speak first. They begged, obviously. And when they were done, R killed them. X didn't know why, she just...noticed it one day.

She also stopped abusing X physically, instead just opting for the cold shoulder

In a way, R was...calmer, than she was before.

X didn't know why.

She hated that.

X chose to focus on the drone instead.

The worker drone was a girl. She had orange eyes, was wearing a long coat, and behind her back was a...gun?

The worker drone knew guns didn't work on them, right? Surely, she wasn't that stupid, was she?

Was she...was she loading it? She is that stupid! Holy crap! Did this drone really think that she could...kill...a...wait.

That...that isn't a cartridge...That's a core.

A drone core.

X realizes too late what the worker drone has right before the drone aims it right at R.

R rushes forward.

X rushes forward.

And before either of them can reach her...

The worker drone fires.

A bright beam of light is made from the gun device. It shakes the ground and temporarily blinds X, if only for a moment. It radiates power, and is most definitely not a bullet.

As quickly as the beam came, it went away.

X was still in the shadows a bit.

She tried to look for R, which, thankfully didn't take long. R was in the place she stopped charging.

R must have thought she died too.

The worker drone's device didn't work! Did that drone really think that that would stop an internecion drone of all things? For that reason alone, X was happier than before.

But something was different about R's expression.

She looked...shocked. Why did she look shocked? The device didn't work, she was safe!

Then X noticed R was looking at her arm. Why was she looking at her arm? Shouldn't she be looking at the drone in...case...she...

...Where was it?

Where was her arm?

Right where R's left arm used to be, a smoldering stump was left in it's place.

R's arm would regenerate. Of course it would.

But X didn't care at that moment.

She was now staring at the drone.

There, in the shadows, looking at the drone who (temporarily) took her friend's arm, something in X breaks.

All this time, she felt bad for these worker drones. She cried for them. Mourned for them. Apologized to them over, and over, and over again. She let those who were hiding in cracks and crevices go, as if she didn't see them at all. She wanted those drones to live. She needed those drones to live.

She didn't think she could handle it otherwise.

But seeing the worker drone, the gun in her hand, R's shocked expression, and the fact that R is missing an arm...

X was wrong. She was so, very wrong. There are things to protect R from on this world.

And X chooses to spare them no longer.

Before R can say a single word, X rushes towards the worker drone, forcing it into a corner with both X's hands on either side of her it's head.

X could hear R yelling something about what she's doing. About taking her kill. She didn't care anymore.

She could hear the worker drone begging for mercy. To let it go. To at least give it a quick death.

X would give it none of these things.

So, staring at the drone with oval eyes (The bags were gone. The brows were gone. Any expression was gone. The eyes remained), she adjusted her hands on it's head.

And she squeezed.

Slowly, surely, the drone started to scream in agony. The pain of having it's head being slowly crushed was getting to it.

Good.

The drone's head was slowly crumbling. A cracked screen.  A voice box slowly breaking. Oil spilling out of the mouth. Until finally...

The drone's head was crushed completely.

It's body collapsed to the ground.

Silence.

...

X realizes that R's been silent.

She looks in R's direction, and sees R completely still. staring at her.

The look of shock was still there.

There was just fear in it now, too.

R was afraid of her. In that moment, R was afraid of her.

...

X decided she didn't care.

She just stood up, staring to the distance beyond the deceased drone with the same expression she gave it and, in the most calm, soothing, disturbing caring voice she could muster, asked one question.

"Are you alright?"

R simply asked in a fearful cautious voice, "W-what-"

But before R could finish the question, X rushed to her, grabbed her by the arm, stared at her with the expression she gave to the worker drone, though unintentionally, and asked again.

"Are you alright?"

The question sounded more insistent. More protective.

X was squeezing R's arm now, though slightly.

R said she was alright.

She didn't know what else to say.

And just like that, the expression dropped. The hand squeezing R's arm softened. X let out a long sigh.

There was silence.

And then X pulled R into a tight hug.

X tells R how wrong she was. That she will kill every single drone on this planet before letting harm come to her ever again.

She tells R that she will protect no matter what. That no matter what R does to her, no matter where she is, or how she is, she will always be there for her.

X can feel R's arm hug her back.

She can't see that R is disturbed by this new X.

                                                 ---

The routine is different now.

X is now the first to wake. The first to hunt. The first to kill.

She no longer spares any drones. Not when they could harm R. She doesn't let them get away. she no longer feels queasy when ending their lives.

The children are no longer hard on her. Not when they could grow up to harm R.

She doesn't say sorry anymore. She doesn't feel sorry anymore.

When R wakes up, X keeps to the shadows. And close to her. When she sees R approaching a worker drone, or a worker drone colony, she goes ahead of her, wipes it out, and leaves before she notices her. She doesn't want to risk R getting hurt by them. So she keeps her safe.

R can't help but feel like someone's watching her.

S wakes up last. He hasn't really changed much, but X can tell he feels uncomfortable around her and R, so he usually hunts alone.

Months pass. The routine stays the same.

Until X kills one more worker drone. And then a message appears on her screen.

>AREA CLEAR OF ALL ROGUE AI<

Area? Clear? X slowly realizes what this means.

There are no more worker drones in their zone.

For a moment, X is ecstatic. All the worker drones are dead!

R was safe!

But then X realizes something else.

It's an area.

They're on a planet.

A planet full of worker drones.

Within a nanosecond, X's joy is dashed, replaced with fear. Every worker drone on this planet is dangerous, they've proved that. To R, at least.

But there are other squads, her mind reasons. They can take care of it!

...Can they?

She'll have to see their work before she's convinced, So X decides to venture out in the day and see the other squads work. The nearest one, she thinks, is one belonging to E, I, and Q.

So under the daylight, she sees the others' work.

...

There are still worker drones alive.

Out in the open, plain to see in daylight, are worker drones scavenging for parts. Alive. Living.

Not dead.

Did the other squads not understand what their mission was? What they were meant to do? These things could be dangerous! They are dangerous! They could hurt people. They CAN hurt people!

THEY HAVE HURT PEOPLE!!

                                  THEY HURT R!!!

...

...

X decides to take it into her own hands.

That night, before the squad goes on their run, X shows up at their entrance.

The squad is confused, obviously. She doesn't care.

X prepares to fight them. After realizing what she's there to do, they prepare to fight her in turn.

They charge at each other.

They fight.

...

She wins.

Their area is now hers her squad's area.

And she'll keep fighting.

And she'll keep winning.

And she'll keep on expanding Her and her squad's territory, wiping out every single worker drone in it.

Because the company no longer matters.

Because S no longer matters.

Because the disassembly drones no longer matter.

Because she no longer mattered.

But R mattered. She always mattered.

And X will do anything to protect her.

Even if it means wiping out every single drone on this Fucking planet.

And with that, the saga is concluded.

This ain't the end of my rambles, I'm just taking a break. A week, tops. Also, you have NO idea how long this took me, like seriously. Might make something on the weekend right before Christmas Break to make up for all this Angst. Y'know, just a small little fluffy au with just the sliiiiightest hint of angst, but really not that much. I've also got more ideas for this au, so...do with that what you will.

Until then, my chaotic friend!

- - - -

*ascends off my chair* UNHINGED X UNHINGED X UNHINGED X-!

This has been one hell of a ride and I am really happy to have received all your awesome drabbles and ideas! You did X and R justice, and imagining X as some obsessed guardian protector to R is such a good idea and I am loving it! Thank you so much!

And yeah. If you take away her morality, X is possibly the most dangerous drone JC Jensen’s ever churned out. She’s old, but she’s strong, and she’s smart and probably housing some horrific thing born of hatred and pain and corporate suffering, and without her AI being scrambled, she’s a damn good protector. She has no problem wiping out threats. Even if those threats are just two teenage robots who just happened to be in the wrong place at the worst possible time.

If Uzi and N were in trouble with R against them, then they are absolutely fucked if they run into X.

Let’s hope Uzi’s MC plot armor is enough to get them out of this mess.

[purrple-bat]

So.. my mind kinda went into even worst Yuri because it loves even worst one-sided attractions. So hope you don't mind as I ramble on OP because it's far away from your ship x3

I had Vuzi in my head and sad brain was like, what would work for one-sided and this AU came back to my head and I just had to get deep into it.

Of an Uzi (most likely gay and/or N is gay), who has always been alone and honestly has been feeling like V is the only person that she can be herself with. They both don't take shit. After everything, there's no hiding anything between the two and they knows when something is up with the other. They can fight and let out their pent up energy and feelings with the others knowing it's not gonna hurt them. They match one another's energy and probably play fight/chase all the fucking time. They can be themselves with one another without judgement. (Well there's 'judgement', but both knows it's fake judgement and that's how they care by goading one another.)

Yet it's not hard for Uzi to see where V's eyes are pointing.. even before her comeback, she could see that V would look towards J... And it didn't take a genius to see how unhealthy it is.. when it gets bad, Uzi could find a V at her doorstep with zero energy and tears in her eyes. But Uzi tries her best... She's not gonna jam herself in, she knows when she's unwanted, so she will never take advantage of V no matter how much it hurts her core to see her like this...

Uzi the freak, of course even the person you consider your other half wouldn't love you. She's used to it.

Already have a scenario in head of V crying herself to sleep in Uzi's room as Uzi comfort her. Than she gets up to sleep on a chair so V doesn't have to wake up in the same bed as her. If she is stopped, she says she knows V would regret waking up with Uzi in bed, everyone does...

So Uzi keeps being friend with V. She's not a douche, she isn't gonna lose her friendship over unrequited feelings. She sees V as more than those feelings. At least they are still friends. As long as J doesn't get V killed with her bullshit...

If I enjoyed those things, I would say it's almost perfect for Hanahaki Disease. Where Uzi does her best to hide it and maybe only V or J knows what it is, and when it's accidentally revealed, Uzi runs away.

some of my au doodles! not sure what 2 call it right now (ive settled for Wilting OilRose until i can think of something better) (its literally just an OilRose angst au)

developed alongside my friend @rosenapppiing !

tldr version of this au (im not very good at explaining): J & V develop an unhealthy codependency on one another after the events at the manor, due to their memories not being wiped. They are horrible for each other and yet they cant seem to let go 💔

technically unrequited love from J’s side(?) she’d still be grieving over Tessa.

Each have their own issues respectively and should not be in a relationship whatsoever. im just not sure how 2 go about it yet.. more doodles to come if this gets attention i guess!

[blacksunscorpio]

Hey! Hope all is well. What are some indicators of rap talent in the natal chart? I’ve never seen anyone talk about rap or hip-hop in the chart

Oohhhh good one.

Indicators of Rap Talent in Astrology

Strong Mercurial Influence

This includes:

Sun in Gemini

moon in Gemini

Mercury in Gemini

Venus in Gemini

Mars in Gemini

Jupiter in Gemini

3rd House Dominant

Virgo placements

I’ve mentioned it before a few times on here but strong mercury influence in that natal chart is often found in rappers. We have to remember Mercury rules the lower mind, how we speak and communicate. It bestows on the native the “gift-of-gab” so when one has strong Mercurial influence, especially in benefic aspect one can have a way with words. This includes poetry, conciseness, and wit. A “bar” is basically a grouping of words that include all of the former. Mercury, when in harmonious aspect also gives one good rhythm, Something one needs if they’re to follow a beat well. They need to be able to go with the flow and hit every pause, break, and hook on a good beat, A good example of this would be Compton native Kendrick Lamar, whose Sun is in Gemini. Songs Like Rigarmortis, The Jig Is Up, M.A.A.D City and She Needs Me demonstrated that he has full control over his lung capacity and eloquence spitting each and every line. Christopher Wallace A.K.A the Notorious B.IG who hails from my hometown also has Mercury ruling over his Sun and he is considered one of the best rappers alive. His best friend turned Rival Tupac Shakur was also blessed by quick Silver. To this day, his metaphors resonate in songs like Changes, Hail Mary,  and Hit ‘Em Up. G Eazy is another who cannot get through one song without mentioning he’s a twin. Chris Brown is a crooner but if you’ve ever heard “Holla at Me” you’ll see the kid actually has bars. Azealia Banks, another Gemini [and rather under-developed] despite her problematic tendencies has quite a talent with words. Her song 212 is indicative of this. The Late Lisa Lef-Eye Lopes, Lauryn Hill, Naughty by Nature [all Virgo’s save for one], Ice Cube, and last but not least, one of the most polarizing people on the planet, Kanye West has his Sun and Jupiter sitting in all that airy energy. Despite his tendencies, we cannot discount his consistent hits since 2003. The man even found a way to spit verses with his mouth wired shut in “Through The Wire”. I believe the most developed influence of Mercury was presented to the world when he delivered us his Magnum Opus My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

Leo Placements

We must not forget the nature of rap is boastful. It is not an art of humility or meekness. The nature of Leo is the very same. Apollonian energy needs to ROAR. It demands to be heard. It needs to proclaim itself “King”. As a result, you’ll find many Rappers with strong Leonine energy.

This includes: 

Sun in Leo

Mercury in Leo

Mars in Leo

Venus in Leo

Midheaven in Leo

The Late Great Ermias Asghedom A.K.A Nipsey Hussle has a stellium of solar energy with his Sun, Moon, Mercury, and Mars in Leo. The Notorious Tory Lanez also has his Sun and Mercury and Venus in Leo and his energy in most of his songs, especially Talk to Me Nice, Litty Again, Shooters and Blue Jay Season demonstrate his “IDGAF, Worship Me” vibes. I saw him in concert and that man is all about the showmanship. I was holding his legs up as he crowd surfed just so he could rap in the middle of the room. Young Thug, Stormzy Soulja Boi, Bobby Shmurda, and Lil Uzi Vert are also MC’s with Suns Steeped in Leonine energy.

Martian Placements

This includes:

Sun in Aries

Moon in Aries

Mars in Aries

Mercury in Aries

Mercury conjunct Mars

Mars Conjunct/Trine/Square Pluto

Mars Conjunct Chiron

Mars Conjunct Uranus

Mars Conjunct Jupiter

Why? Let's be frank, Rap is not a soft art. Many involved in the trade have come for very war-like backgrounds. It takes a tough individual to make their way through the game. Rap is also the art form of those who do not care to wait, they take what they feel is theirs. Such is the nature of Cardinal energy [Which Mars rules] As a result, you’ll find many Arians or those with significant Martian influence heavily involved in rap. Big Sean has his Sun in Aries as does Young MA, Ryan Lewis, Lil Nas X, and Ty Dolla Sign. Meek Mill of “Championships” and Drake Beef fame has his Mars conjunct Chiron [healing] and he has often expressed that his drive [Mars] for music has healed his wounds coming from a rough neighborhood in Philly. Lil Wayne also has Mars touching his Chiron and has expressed the same sentiments. In addition, we have Eminem with his Mars Conjunct Pluto. This is NOT a placement to be fucked with. If any of you have followed Marshall’s career over the decades, he has proven that he has not one fuck to give. This man dissed his own mother on his album. Let’s not forget how he aided in ending Ja Rule’s rap career after he roasted the man on Hailey’s revenge. This is the placement of someone who cannot wait and WILL not wait to call you out. He spent the 5 bars in Jimmy Crack Corn exposing his illicit sexual relationship with Mariah Carey. Yikes.

Plutonic Influence

This includes:

Sun in Scorpio

Mars in Scorpio

Moon in Scorpio

Venus in Scorpio

Mercury touching Pluto

Mercury in Scorpio

Why? Because Pluto is all about death, wealth, and sex. Many rappers cannot get through a song without reminding you they are either unafraid of death, unafraid of subjecting someone to said fate, reminding you about how much wealth they’ve achieved and the process in which they started from the bottom and now they’re here. Case in Point: Drake. Probably one of the most famous Phoenix’s in the rap game. Drake is steeped in plutonic energy with a stellium consisting of his Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Pluto. His drive is formidable. He boasts a Mafia-boss-Esque vibe with songs like “Going Bad” and “Mob Ties”. He’s transformed from Jimmy on Degrassi to a Multi-Platinum-selling artist. He does not stop when it comes to delivering content. Such is the nature of Pluto to forever rise/be reborn from the ashes. His buddy and favorite collab artist, Future is also a Plutonian [with a Gemini Moon]. Belcalis Almanzar whom you all know as Cardi B, though a Libra, has a Scorpio stellium with her Mercury, Venus, and Pluto sitting in Pluto’s domain. Her Moon is also in Aries [It explains so much, doesn’t it? lol]. Hip-Hop Heavy Weight Jay Z also has some Plutonic influence with his Mercury touching Pluto. He is probably the most tactical when it comes to merging his rap empire with his business ventures. The first Hip-Hop Billionaire. If that’s not Plutonic level tactics, I don’t know what is. On the same note, Sean Combs A.K.A Diddy is a November Scorpio and he’s right up there with Jay Z in regard to turning his rap game into an empire. Bad Boy is the reason we even know who Biggie is. Rapper Nas has his Venus in Scorpio as well.

Taurean Influence

This includes:

Sun in Taurus

Moon in Taurus

Mars in Taurus

Taurus MC

2nd House dominance

Taurus Mercury

Remember, Taurus Rules the throat. In addition, Venus rules the 2nd House of material possessions and what we appreciate. Again, Rap is boastful and most of the individuals involved will never let you forget who they are or what they’re capable of. Meek Mill again is a Taurus Sun as is Travis Scott. Machine Gun Kelly before he switched genres is a Taurus sun. Aubrey has his MC in Taurus and so does his arch-nemesis Pusha T [who also has his Sun in Taurus]. Let’s not forget the Story of Adidon where he outed Drake’s Secret love child with a French Erotic Model [Smh]. Ruthless. Some other honorable mentions are Llyod Banks of G-Unit, Busta Rimes, and Ghostface Killa.

Sagittarius Placements

This includes:

Sun in Sagittarius

Jupiter Dominant

Moon in Sagittarius

Mercury in Sagittarius

Mars in Sagittarius

Sag is ruled by Jupiter which is all about expansion. There can also be a touch of drama with all that fire energy going on. As a result, rappers with Sag placements make their presence known. They will not stop until they’re heard. Prime example of this is the Barb herself, Nicki Minaj. Say what you want about the Queens native, her verse on Monster was probably the best out of everyone. Objectively of course. Beyonce’s Hubby Jay Z is an archer as is Compton Native The Game, Offset, and DMX.